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 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.01.07 08:50:00 - [ 1]
Edited by: Admiral Pelleon on 06/04/2010 07:15:30 So... We don't actively recruit often. It's because we hate people. Naturally this leads to problems with member count. We have around 10 members who have been in group for over 3 years now, and have become excellent RL friends as well.
We're very specific, so if what I say here doesn't interest you, then move on to one of the billion carebear/pvp/failure corporations available.
What you should be: -Over 20, ideally college age. -NA timezone, we have a few friends from europe land but ****, it's difficult to do anything with them because they're usually getting their nails done and *****ing about soccer. -A funny person, take a ****ing joke. We swear, alot. We use racist terms, alot. We'll berate you for being new, alot. Thin skin = gtfo. -Play games other than eve. (recently we've been playing BF:BC2 during slow eve times) -Competent. I seriously dislike (read: hate) idiots. If you're an idiot gtfo. -Able to use vent. Always and forever.
What we offer: -Hilarity. -All sorts of ****. -Free puppies.
What we do in EVE: -Kill ****. -Shoot corpmates. -Shoot random passerby. -Shoot ourselves.
We're more interested in you specifically than you character or experience. If you fit in with our random group of guys than great, if not then we're not for you.
I don't expect anyone to bother replying to this, or eve-mailing me. Or whatever. If I haven't managed to scare you off yet give us a thought. |
 Lord Nagumo |
Posted - 2010.01.07 11:31:00 - [ 2]
free F****NG bump from me ill think about the contact. |
 Azura Nester The Foreign Legion
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Posted - 2010.01.07 20:44:00 - [ 3]
bump. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.01.08 00:54:00 - [ 4]
Originally by: Lord Nagumo free F****NG bump from me ill think about the contact.
Yeah you do that princess. Still open, feel free to ask me for vent details if you just want to swing by and chat. |
 RabidSmurf White Shadow Imperium Reckoning. |
Posted - 2010.01.08 01:10:00 - [ 5]
Bump
Don't let Zack (pelleon) scare you... beneath his hardened douchey exterior is a slightly less douchey interior. He's an acquired taste and will grow on you over time, unless he stabs you first. |
 Azura Nester The Foreign Legion
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:39:00 - [ 6]
come, join the gongshow that is WSI. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.01.09 10:00:00 - [ 7]
GENTLEMEN, THIS OFFER IS STILL OPEN! |
 Jeron kahyar Minmatar Incura
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Posted - 2010.01.10 09:36:00 - [ 8]
Bumping for a Great corp. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.01.11 12:16:00 - [ 9]
Join us, we have an abundance of overweight Canadians. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.01.13 00:14:00 - [ 10]
To the top again, so far a little interest but nobody has stuck around. |
 saedrin Amarr |
Posted - 2010.01.18 08:55:00 - [ 11]
Again. All who have tried have failed. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.01.22 02:52:00 - [ 12]
To le top, don't be scared. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.01.25 01:43:00 - [ 13]
Again. Some interest but nobody seems comfortable enough to stick around.  |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.02.03 16:52:00 - [ 14]
Yes ladies. Back up.  |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.02.05 20:05:00 - [ 15]
Open vent this weekend, if you're even slightly turned on (yeah you know you are you sick ****) feel free to ask me for vent details. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.02.06 16:34:00 - [ 16]
Up again, currently looking for someone fun to shoot at in minmatar space. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.02.15 02:44:00 - [ 17]
Up again  |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.02.16 07:45:00 - [ 18]
Up again. Feel free to contact me for vent details if you just want to pop in for a minute. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.02.18 08:01:00 - [ 19]
Still looking a bit |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.02.23 06:49:00 - [ 20]
All other corps are inferior. This is fact. |
 RabidSmurf White Shadow Imperium Reckoning. |
Posted - 2010.03.02 03:58:00 - [ 21]
seriously |
 Fel Wrath Amarr EdgeGamers Drop the Hammer |
Posted - 2010.03.02 05:46:00 - [ 22]
What they dont tell you is that before they give you the free puppy its set on fire and then shot then dragged out into the street and shot once more. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.03.09 11:05:00 - [ 23]
Originally by: Fel Wrath What they dont tell you is that before they give you the free puppy its set on fire and then shot then dragged out into the street and shot once more.
I warned that damn thing not to pee on the carpet and guess what? It took a pee on the carpet. It had to be put down for its insolence. Up again, I flew a laser lolFerox in gang this week and it was horrible. True story. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.03.10 15:37:00 - [ 24]
Azura has been known to associate with large, hutt-like animals. |
 Azura Nester The Foreign Legion
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Posted - 2010.03.13 03:35:00 - [ 25]
Edited by: Azura Nester on 13/03/2010 03:35:18 Originally by: Admiral Pelleon Azura has been known to associate with large, hutt-like animals.
hutts need lovin too. Still lookin for pilots |
 Paixius White Shadow Imperium |
Posted - 2010.03.13 03:36:00 - [ 26]
Join and help us repair Azura's repulsor sled. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.03.16 23:40:00 - [ 27]
Dance for me. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.03.17 14:42:00 - [ 28]
Trolls are encouraged to apply. |
 Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.03.18 04:35:00 - [ 29]
Good news, I'm not wearing pants. |
 Dion Haig Icarus' Wings
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Posted - 2010.03.18 04:47:00 - [ 30]
bumping for a great corp, join them. They are funny as hell  |