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Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.01.07 08:50:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Admiral Pelleon on 06/04/2010 07:15:30
So... We don't actively recruit often. It's because we hate people. Naturally this leads to problems with member count. We have around 10 members who have been in group for over 3 years now, and have become excellent RL friends as well.

We're very specific, so if what I say here doesn't interest you, then move on to one of the billion carebear/pvp/failure corporations available.

What you should be:
-Over 20, ideally college age.
-NA timezone, we have a few friends from europe land but ****, it's difficult to do anything with them because they're usually getting their nails done and *****ing about soccer.
-A funny person, take a ****ing joke. We swear, alot. We use racist terms, alot. We'll berate you for being new, alot. Thin skin = gtfo.
-Play games other than eve. (recently we've been playing BF:BC2 during slow eve times)
-Competent. I seriously dislike (read: hate) idiots. If you're an idiot gtfo.
-Able to use vent. Always and forever.

What we offer:
-Hilarity.
-All sorts of ****.
-Free puppies.

What we do in EVE:
-Kill ****.
-Shoot corpmates.
-Shoot random passerby.
-Shoot ourselves.

We're more interested in you specifically than you character or experience. If you fit in with our random group of guys than great, if not then we're not for you.

I don't expect anyone to bother replying to this, or eve-mailing me. Or whatever. If I haven't managed to scare you off yet give us a thought.

Lord Nagumo
Posted - 2010.01.07 11:31:00 - [2]
 

free F****NG bump from me ill think about the contact.

Azura Nester
The Foreign Legion
Posted - 2010.01.07 20:44:00 - [3]
 

bump.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.01.08 00:54:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Lord Nagumo
free F****NG bump from me ill think about the contact.


Yeah you do that princess.

Still open, feel free to ask me for vent details if you just want to swing by and chat.

RabidSmurf
White Shadow Imperium
Reckoning.
Posted - 2010.01.08 01:10:00 - [5]
 

Bump

Don't let Zack (pelleon) scare you... beneath his hardened douchey exterior is a slightly less douchey interior. He's an acquired taste and will grow on you over time, unless he stabs you first.

Azura Nester
The Foreign Legion
Posted - 2010.01.08 19:39:00 - [6]
 

come, join the gongshow that is WSI.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.01.09 10:00:00 - [7]
 

GENTLEMEN, THIS OFFER IS STILL OPEN!

Jeron kahyar
Minmatar
Incura
Posted - 2010.01.10 09:36:00 - [8]
 

Bumping for a Great corp.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.01.11 12:16:00 - [9]
 

Join us, we have an abundance of overweight Canadians.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.01.13 00:14:00 - [10]
 

To the top again, so far a little interest but nobody has stuck around.

saedrin
Amarr
Posted - 2010.01.18 08:55:00 - [11]
 

Again. All who have tried have failed.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.01.22 02:52:00 - [12]
 

To le top, don't be scared.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.01.25 01:43:00 - [13]
 

Again. Some interest but nobody seems comfortable enough to stick around. Rolling Eyes

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.02.03 16:52:00 - [14]
 

Yes ladies. Back up.

Cool

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.02.05 20:05:00 - [15]
 

Open vent this weekend, if you're even slightly turned on (yeah you know you are you sick ****) feel free to ask me for vent details.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.02.06 16:34:00 - [16]
 

Up again, currently looking for someone fun to shoot at in minmatar space.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.02.15 02:44:00 - [17]
 

Up again Cool

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.02.16 07:45:00 - [18]
 

Up again. Feel free to contact me for vent details if you just want to pop in for a minute.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.02.18 08:01:00 - [19]
 

Still looking a bit

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.02.23 06:49:00 - [20]
 

All other corps are inferior. This is fact.

RabidSmurf
White Shadow Imperium
Reckoning.
Posted - 2010.03.02 03:58:00 - [21]
 

seriously

Fel Wrath
Amarr
EdgeGamers
Drop the Hammer
Posted - 2010.03.02 05:46:00 - [22]
 

What they dont tell you is that before they give you the free puppy its set on fire and then shot then dragged out into the street and shot once more.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.03.09 11:05:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Fel Wrath
What they dont tell you is that before they give you the free puppy its set on fire and then shot then dragged out into the street and shot once more.


I warned that damn thing not to pee on the carpet and guess what? It took a pee on the carpet. It had to be put down for its insolence.

Up again, I flew a laser lolFerox in gang this week and it was horrible. True story.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.03.10 15:37:00 - [24]
 

Azura has been known to associate with large, hutt-like animals.

Azura Nester
The Foreign Legion
Posted - 2010.03.13 03:35:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: Azura Nester on 13/03/2010 03:35:18
Originally by: Admiral Pelleon
Azura has been known to associate with large, hutt-like animals.


hutts need lovin too.

Still lookin for pilots

Paixius
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.03.13 03:36:00 - [26]
 

Join and help us repair Azura's repulsor sled.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.03.16 23:40:00 - [27]
 

Dance for me.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.03.17 14:42:00 - [28]
 

Trolls are encouraged to apply.

Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.03.18 04:35:00 - [29]
 

Good news, I'm not wearing pants.

Dion Haig
Icarus' Wings
Posted - 2010.03.18 04:47:00 - [30]
 

bumping for a great corp, join them. They are funny as hellVery Happy


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