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Manny theMiner
Corax.
Posted - 2009.12.31 04:35:00 - [1]
 

Dear Pilots of New Eden,

Recently I was in the help channel, doing my utmost to impart some of my knowledge upon the greenest of Capsuleers. However, before any knowledge could be bestrewn, a pilot had the audacity to continually spam the Help channel with recruitment ads. So I now ask of my fellow pilots: Is nothing sacred in New Eden any more?

If we allow the sanctity of the help channel to be violated, what will happen next... contract spamming in Jita? Flagrant can flipping in high sec? I tell you Anarchy will descend upon us all!!

I have declared war against the Black Market Warfare Corporation (BMW.) that they may learn the folly of their ways. And as I enter the second day of warfare with this organisation (my corpse collection growing) I have yet to hear from their leadership regarding this war dec.... do they feel we will forget this slight against one of our oldest chat rooms? Do they think I will just go away like a burning sensation?

I henceforth issue a War Declaration against this BMW. Corp for their misconduct and will continue to hunt their pilots until the colonelether, CEO steps forward and publicly apologises for his shame.

Sincerely,
Manny theMiner.

Lord Windu
Posted - 2009.12.31 04:46:00 - [2]
 

Why would you wage war against BMW, I love BMW's. I got a little model of a BMW 318i convertible (in white) from when I was a kid.

If you want to do good then war-dec something like the Smart Car or other environmentally friendly car manufacturers.

Manny theMiner
Corax.
Posted - 2009.12.31 04:46:00 - [3]
 

I was finally approached by a member of the Black Market Warfare Corp asking why it is we are at war... certainly a valid question and one you think the CEO would have asked before insurance contracts started to be settled... Shortly after, colonelether himself, CEO of BMW. corp contacted me. Allow me to share:

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Pulivin Motic
Caldari
Outer Limits Trading Company
Posted - 2009.12.31 05:10:00 - [4]
 

He called you a swamp donkey.... wtf is a swamp donkey

ColonelEther
Posted - 2009.12.31 05:22:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: ColonelEther on 31/12/2009 05:28:16
A swamp donkey is a british term for a fat chick who hangs out in bars hoping to get action. Oh p.s. maybe if you use bigger words mannie you will get people to join your cause.


Btw i didnt spam the help channel i was asking newbs if they wanted a corp to join to learn more and join us their was no text spamming or anything of that nature.

XDSKIRBYKIA
Two Easy
Posted - 2009.12.31 05:24:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: XDSKIRBYKIA on 31/12/2009 05:45:04

Originally by: Pulivin Motic
He called you a swamp donkey.... wtf is a swamp donkey


I know.... "porch monkey" then "swamp donkey"..... 12 year old rant by the sounds.

Pod him out of EVE. Space is no place for children! Very Happy

Very Happy You learn somthing new everyday.... You brits sure come up with some corkers Very Happy


ufo8mycat
Posted - 2009.12.31 05:24:00 - [7]
 

Your picking on noobs? What will ever come of that Manny? Your not protecting anything, your an internet bully trying to protect the internet, you need therapy my boy....If you continue to pick on noobs I can assure you I know alot of corps that will dislike this and surely war dec you to keep you in a pod for life so you can hurt another noob ever again....Good Luck man and Like ColonelEther said...Noone gives a rats ass, get over your vigilante job that makes you feel suffice in the internet world....

Necro Reaver
Posted - 2009.12.31 05:32:00 - [8]
 

You make it seem as though he was spamming the recruitment channel and your changing the story.....I was in the help channel that day and you just WTF'D for no reason....People were asking for help in the channel and he simply helped them and asked them if they wanted to join a corp that could help them with all there questions....Hes helping the community you stupid noob.....Your blind if you dont see this get over yourself...

Mel Lifera
Gallente
Ambrye Logistics Ltd.
Posted - 2009.12.31 05:32:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: XDSKIRBYKIA
Edited by: XDSKIRBYKIA on 31/12/2009 05:24:31

Originally by: Pulivin Motic
He called you a swamp donkey.... wtf is a swamp donkey


I know.... "porch monkey" then "swamp donkey"..... 12 year old rant by the sounds.




Indeed. I half expected a "stupid head" or "dumb face" in there somewhere.

Hoodat Bee
Posted - 2009.12.31 05:42:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Hoodat Bee on 31/12/2009 05:43:26
Man, I just never thought of combining swamp and donkey like that before. I've learned so much from this.

For those who are wondering about porch monkey, that's a racist term for a black person, along the same lines as ******! We're really sharing tonight!

edit:

Also, were I Mannythe Miner, I'd probably include this line in my bio

"ColonelEther > do you have a **** i can suck because your so ****ing cool?"

Halcyon Ingenium
Caldari
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
Sanctuary Pact
Posted - 2009.12.31 05:50:00 - [11]
 

This is hilarious. Do keep us informed on the progress of the war Manny.

XDSKIRBYKIA
Two Easy
Posted - 2009.12.31 05:54:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: ColonelEther
Edited by: ColonelEther on 31/12/2009 05:28:16
Btw i didnt spam the help channel i was asking newbs if they wanted a corp to join to learn more and join us their was no text spamming or anything of that nature.


Ohh side note.. I was on your side and throught manny was a **** till the chat log... Foot meet bullet.

ohh and you used a racist term..... -10 Standings right there... Never mind the childish cursing rant.

Lord Windu
Posted - 2009.12.31 05:56:00 - [13]
 

The Help Channel is not a place for recruitment, however C&P isn't the place for petty bickering "well maybe it is", may you all come to a terrible end (in-game)

Ultimate Podding
Posted - 2009.12.31 06:20:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Ultimate Podding on 31/12/2009 06:21:48
I agree that spamming the help channel for recruitment is not the way to go. In fact Manny your morale high ground is well and truly upheld in this instance, even supported by CCP who have a RECRUITMENT channel for this sort of thing.
Joining a corp is not always helpful and so keep the HELP channel to its intended purpose.
I have sent you 100 million isk Manny to help aid you in your effort to make people understand the errors of their ways.
I also know many corps who would war dec those who war dec you in defiance of the noble morals you seek to uphold.

Good Hunting Manny

ColonelEther
Posted - 2009.12.31 06:47:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Ultimate Podding
Edited by: Ultimate Podding on 31/12/2009 06:21:48
I agree that spamming the help channel for recruitment is not the way to go. In fact Manny your morale high ground is well and truly upheld in this instance, even supported by CCP who have a RECRUITMENT channel for this sort of thing.
Joining a corp is not always helpful and so keep the HELP channel to its intended purpose.
I have sent you 100 million isk Manny to help aid you in your effort to make people understand the errors of their ways.
I also know many corps who would war dec those who war dec you in defiance of the noble morals you seek to uphold.

Good Hunting Manny



lol mannies alt^^^

Wallace Greenhouse
Posted - 2009.12.31 07:15:00 - [16]
 

manny,

"gotta have fun, right?"

good on ya, keep doin what you do.

love,
WallE

W1ckd Munch
Posted - 2009.12.31 07:26:00 - [17]
 

omfg

is ColonelEther a relative of Joe Phoenix?
Shocked

Dianna Soreil
Monolithic.
Advocated Destruction
Posted - 2009.12.31 07:44:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: ufo8mycat
Your picking on noobs? What will ever come of that Manny? Your not protecting anything, your an internet bully trying to protect the internet, you need therapy my boy....If you continue to pick on noobs I can assure you I know alot of corps that will dislike this and surely war dec you to keep you in a pod for life so you can hurt another noob ever again....Good Luck man and Like ColonelEther said...Noone gives a rats ass, get over your vigilante job that makes you feel suffice in the internet world....


Originally by: Necro Reaver
You make it seem as though he was spamming the recruitment channel and your changing the story.....I was in the help channel that day and you just WTF'D for no reason....People were asking for help in the channel and he simply helped them and asked them if they wanted to join a corp that could help them with all there questions....Hes helping the community you stupid noob.....Your blind if you dont see this get over yourself...


holy **** if you're gonna altpost twice in a row at least have the decency to change your posting style

RoflKAK
Posted - 2009.12.31 08:07:00 - [19]
 

LMFAO LOOK AT HIM HES COOL HIS ALT THAT GIVES HIMSELF 100MILL ISK FOR FREE, SO DO I :D.....

Dumbass get a life lol

Lightningshade
Caldari
Spiritus Draconis
Posted - 2009.12.31 08:11:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: ColonelEther
Edited by: ColonelEther on 31/12/2009 05:28:16
A swamp donkey is a british term for a fat chick who hangs out in bars hoping to get action. Oh p.s. maybe if you use bigger words mannie you will get people to join your cause.


Btw i didnt spam the help channel i was asking newbs if they wanted a corp to join to learn more and join us their was no text spamming or anything of that nature.


it might be a "British" term wherever your backward place you live in is, but isn't around my area. Don't try and represent a country when it's evident your the worst we have to offer, well, there's always Joe...........how is he?

KBM 91
Posted - 2009.12.31 08:15:00 - [21]
 

Great read.
If you haven't already try and send a message to each member of the corp explaining why their CEO is letting them die, and not doing a thing to help them. Maybe include a link to this thread too.

Continue Doing What You Do, Manny
-KBM 91

Fuzzy Pirate
Posted - 2009.12.31 08:24:00 - [22]
 

Its Just LOL!

AterraX
Caldari
Posted - 2009.12.31 08:59:00 - [23]
 

This thread has delivered, good luck with the war.

Abdiesus
Amarr
Suddenly Ninjas
Posted - 2009.12.31 09:39:00 - [24]
 

Paging Zedrik Cayne, Paging Zedrik Cayne, ******ed, racist CEO alert.

Avalon Champion
Black Thorne Corporation
Posted - 2009.12.31 09:52:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: ColonelEther

A swamp donkey is a british term for a fat chick who hangs out in bars hoping to get action.


It actually looks like Swampdonkey may originally be from the other side of the Atlantic rather than the UK.

Swamp0donkey Definition

Hint : the term 'Sorority Girl' is a distinct term used on american college campuses/Campusi (what is the plural of Campus?).

Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
Posted - 2009.12.31 10:37:00 - [26]
 

Where is their HQ/base of operations?

jna
Caldari
Infinite Improbability Inc
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2009.12.31 10:39:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Avalon Champion
Hint : the term 'Sorority Girl' is a distinct term used on american college campuses/Campusi (what is the plural of Campus?).


Technically, it's Campi (Campus is Latin 2nd Declension, goes like Annus; Campi in the plural Nominative and Vocative). But Campuses is fine instead, otherwise we'd all be going into technical meetings asking if we'd "received the agendum about the datum", which sounds fairly stupid.

But not as stupid as ColonelEther.

Marko Riva
Posted - 2009.12.31 11:08:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Marko Riva on 31/12/2009 11:08:01
Help channel is one of the few places in EVE where politics, trolling and idiots should stay out of but, ofcourse, there's always some trolls etc. AND there's always people who paste their recruitment followed by "oops sorry", funny thing is that the same people do this every few days or so, and no one's buying it.

Serlunt
Posted - 2009.12.31 12:12:00 - [29]
 

Hmmm... Manny you may have given me a new hobby.

ColonelEther: Your solution is simple, put it to a corporation vote. word it however you like, but your argument would hold more water if it were "...the corporation and I..." rather than just "I."


Fearr Dorchaa
Posted - 2009.12.31 13:01:00 - [30]
 

I demannnnnnnnnd to see these chat logs - i want them here and i want them NOW!!!


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