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Ather Ialeas
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2009.12.25 10:19:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Ather Ialeas on 25/12/2009 10:34:02

Corporate Theft Report
70+ billion combined ISK/assets stolen from The United pirate corporation


A wall of text appears!

Hello C&P,
I come to you bearing the gift of some holiday lulz. In the early hours of December 24, The United was relieved of its core assets in the form of the clearing of all corporate wallet divisions and the three leadership-level restricted hangars at offices in multiple systems by a disgruntled director (myself) who saw some potential for personal gain.

The United would be best known as the corporation that camps the Rancer pipe catching traffic moving between Caldari and Minmatar high sec, smartbombing empty shuttles and noobships filled with implants alike every day for the past few years. For a pirate corporation, The United was fairly rich, as ransoms combined with loot sales from kills contributed to a very well stocked hangar and wallet. At one time the members of The United were top notch, always working towards the good of the whole and making sacrifices to meet corporate goals, and those who cooperated in this manner were rewarded significantly in the form of regular payouts. Ship and module replacement programs that provided near-total reimbursement have kept members well stocked, but these generous systems have ultimately contributed to the downfall of the corp.

Most of the veteran members of the corp have moved on due to the stagnant nature of gate camping. As a result, the current roster is composed primarily of greedy pilots who are incapable of pvping outside of a blob on the Crielere gate, and even then, pilots consistently shoot ships intended for ransom. Another typical occurrence is the the regular loot theft that has run rampant in the corp up until the recent log mechanic. Directors as well have always tended to throw random, flat sums of ISK into the loot sale wallet when depositing the funds earned from loot sale, and no true oversight of corporate funds has ever existed, leading to massive accumulation of ISK in the wallets of the veteran leadership that was supposed to make its way back into payouts. The United today is nothing more than a group of pilots driven by greed and a constant desire for handouts provided by the corporate reimbursement and discount sales systems, and the spirit of mutual interest and benefit among the members has been lost.

Remaining is a small selection of ships and modules scattered throughout the corporate hangars in various systems.

Today, I teach you a lesson in greed. I've learned from the best.

Merry Christmas,
Ather YARRRR!!


TL;DR
-Opportunity to seize 70B
-70B seized


For those interested in the numbers, the item volume prevents a solid calculation at this time (and I don't care to do one in the future), but here's a rundown:

37.4B liquid ISK, an un-calculated amount of assets

Ships valued at 22.4B rigs unconsidered

4.1B in general organized modules

Minimum of 4B in BPCs/BPOs

Satellite offices robbed include an additional 1.8B in ships, no item estimate yet due to volume

...and many, many containers of miscellaneous T2/T3/capital/faction/deadspace yet to be organized and accounted for, valued at an unknown amount

EDIT: Thousands of m3 of various items continue to be uncovered...unsure of total haul at this point.



Maverick Swashbuckle
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2009.12.25 10:20:00 - [2]
 

First.

mofokitkat
The Wrong Hole
Posted - 2009.12.25 10:32:00 - [3]
 

Dirty Dirty Boy .

............Do they even know yet .........

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.12.25 10:44:00 - [4]
 

How many smartbombs did you steal then?

fmercury
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.12.25 11:17:00 - [5]
 

Buy everything we saw
You know about me dogg
Don't talk about me dogg
And if you doubt me dogg
You better out me dogg
I'm throwed off slightly bro
Don't wanna fight me bro
I'm fast as lightning bro ya better use ya Nike's bro
Know you don't like me cause
Yo ***** most likely does
She see me on them dubs
In front of every club
I be on dro I'm buzzed
Give every ho a hug
*****z don't show me mugs
Cause you don't know me cuz

bloodlust priest
Posted - 2009.12.25 11:29:00 - [6]
 

cool

Stakhanov
Metafarmers
MeatSausage EXPRESS
Posted - 2009.12.25 11:30:00 - [7]
 

...again ? Laughing

There's irony to a pirate corp being regularly robbed...

CHED
Genos Occidere
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.12.25 11:35:00 - [8]
 

lol gf

Sturdy Girl
Silent Ninja's
Posted - 2009.12.25 11:43:00 - [9]
 

'Tis the season! Very Happy

Shigsy
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.12.25 11:46:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Shigsy on 25/12/2009 11:47:45
Obvious troll is obvious.

protip; it wasn't a good troll on caod either.

edit: What im really saying is proof or stfu Smile

Fearr Dorchaa
Posted - 2009.12.25 11:55:00 - [11]
 

my god

a pirate who steals... this changes....everything

Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
Posted - 2009.12.25 12:14:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
How many smartbombs did you steal then?

TimMc
Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band
Posted - 2009.12.25 12:59:00 - [13]
 

Merry ChristmasQuestion

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2009.12.25 13:40:00 - [14]
 

A good haul, mate.

Tridik
Caldari
High Sec Risk Management Services
Waterboard
Posted - 2009.12.25 14:39:00 - [15]
 

Even SFS had better lawls. At least have some tact.

Vekoslav
Posted - 2009.12.25 14:49:00 - [16]
 

So you've decided to steal from your friends of 1 year, 7 months. GG, ur nothing but an oppurtunist scum bag. GTFO

Dianna Soreil
Monolithic.
Advocated Destruction
Posted - 2009.12.25 15:10:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
How many smartbombs did you steal then?


don't forget the stabs m8

Slaith Criid
Posted - 2009.12.25 15:49:00 - [18]
 

take what you can.... give nothing back YARRRR!!

Captain Vampire
Caldari
Kung Fu Vampire Ninja's
Posted - 2009.12.25 15:49:00 - [19]
 

I actually enjoyed visiting Rancer. Your SB camps were great fun to bust. Plx return funds so we can have more engagements Sad

Troll Bridgington
Incompertus INC
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2009.12.25 15:54:00 - [20]
 

hahahahahhahaha

Wieting Foyu
Gallente
Apocalypse Rising Inc.
Posted - 2009.12.25 16:21:00 - [21]
 

Glad to see the 1b I have lost in the years going through the pipe went to a good person.

Intaki Goddess
Posted - 2009.12.25 16:32:00 - [22]
 

Can't believe what low life s*** u are from stealing from your friends who trusted u...

Iormungand
Dark Electric Society
Damu'Khonde
Posted - 2009.12.25 17:00:00 - [23]
 

theft FTW!!

Monarch
Origin.
Black Legion.
Posted - 2009.12.25 17:17:00 - [24]
 

So no Christmas Bonus then?


Rock Tenn
The Fifth Seal
Posted - 2009.12.25 17:41:00 - [25]
 

Ather is Bad Santa!

Artemis Rose
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
Posted - 2009.12.25 18:17:00 - [26]
 

Even the United can't troll C&P correctly.

C/D

Rolling EyesRolling EyesRolling EyesRolling EyesRolling Eyes
Rolling Eyes
Rolling Eyes
Rolling Eyes
Rolling Eyes
Rolling EyesRolling EyesRolling EyesRolling EyesRolling Eyes

Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.12.25 18:28:00 - [27]
 

Ask Lana if I predicted this. Wink

Skoot
Local Threat
Posted - 2009.12.25 22:10:00 - [28]
 

opportunist thefts are the best thefts.

sral
Posted - 2009.12.25 22:24:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Ather Ialeas
Edited by: Ather Ialeas on 25/12/2009 10:34:02



Today, I teach you a lesson in greed. I've learned from the best.

Merry Christmas,
Ather YARRRR!!





You didnt teach any lesson !!!
Thats old story bro , the lesson today is who is fair and loyal
for those who flyed a year and a half with ya !
You have no dignity and those actions
just reflects your real life mode !!!
You became a director cause someone trust you ,
and you just made this cause you think youre superior !!!
I am no united menber anyway
just enjoy the game as you wish ....
... in the end this is just pixels , isn it ?!??

Boomershoot
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
Posted - 2009.12.25 22:33:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Ather Ialeas
Edited by: Ather Ialeas on 25/12/2009 10:34:02

Corporate Theft Report
70+ billion combined ISK/assets stolen from The United pirate corporation


A wall of text appears!

Hello C&P,
I come to you bearing the gift of some holiday lulz. In the early hours of December 24, The United was relieved of its core assets in the form of the clearing of all corporate wallet divisions and the three leadership-level restricted hangars at offices in multiple systems by a disgruntled director (myself) who saw some potential for personal gain.

The United would be best known as the corporation that camps the Rancer pipe catching traffic moving between Caldari and Minmatar high sec, smartbombing empty shuttles and noobships filled with implants alike every day for the past few years. For a pirate corporation, The United was fairly rich, as ransoms combined with loot sales from kills contributed to a very well stocked hangar and wallet. At one time the members of The United were top notch, always working towards the good of the whole and making sacrifices to meet corporate goals, and those who cooperated in this manner were rewarded significantly in the form of regular payouts. Ship and module replacement programs that provided near-total reimbursement have kept members well stocked, but these generous systems have ultimately contributed to the downfall of the corp.

Most of the veteran members of the corp have moved on due to the stagnant nature of gate camping. As a result, the current roster is composed primarily of greedy pilots who are incapable of pvping outside of a blob on the Crielere gate, and even then, pilots consistently shoot ships intended for ransom. Another typical occurrence is the the regular loot theft that has run rampant in the corp up until the recent log mechanic. Directors as well have always tended to throw random, flat sums of ISK into the loot sale wallet when depositing the funds earned from loot sale, and no true oversight of corporate funds has ever existed, leading to massive accumulation of ISK in the wallets of the veteran leadership that was supposed to make its way back into payouts. The United today is nothing more than a group of pilots driven by greed and a constant desire for handouts provided by the corporate reimbursement and discount sales systems, and the spirit of mutual interest and benefit among the members has been lost.

Remaining is a small selection of ships and modules scattered throughout the corporate hangars in various systems.

Today, I teach you a lesson in greed. I've learned from the best.

Merry Christmas,
Ather YARRRR!!


TL;DR
-Opportunity to seize 70B
-70B seized


For those interested in the numbers, the item volume prevents a solid calculation at this time (and I don't care to do one in the future), but here's a rundown:

37.4B liquid ISK, an un-calculated amount of assets

Ships valued at 22.4B rigs unconsidered

4.1B in general organized modules

Minimum of 4B in BPCs/BPOs

Satellite offices robbed include an additional 1.8B in ships, no item estimate yet due to volume

...and many, many containers of miscellaneous T2/T3/capital/faction/deadspace yet to be organized and accounted for, valued at an unknown amount

EDIT: Thousands of m3 of various items continue to be uncovered...unsure of total haul at this point.





Yo Ather i'm happy for you and imma let you finish, but Curzon Dax had the best christmas heist of all times! OF ALL TIMES!


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