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Omarvelous
Destry's Lounge
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2009.12.05 23:47:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Omarvelous on 07/12/2009 03:03:17



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http://217.118.26.86/banner/kbsite/3KA85V41EM_bdeal%20logo2.jpg



Hello Crime and Punishment.

I am making this post because we want to help you shoot people.


What we offer:

- If you've been wardecced by a corp/alliance, or you want to war dec someone and you need some extra firepower.
- We will engage anywhere in empire.
- *EDIT* We offer competitive pricing since this is our first time on the merc scene and we want to establish ourselves with good referrals. **EDIT** I have dropped the fees for the 1st war dec - just pay for the war dec itself, and the rest is free.

Here's our Killboard:

Important Internet Spaceship League KILLBOARD


- I don't care if you think our efficiency is crap, we go for fun fights as opposed to guaranteed ganks. Its why we've chosen to live in Placid and Syndicate instead of lolCaldari space.

I'm not into making flashy posts like the other mercs, and considering this is my first time trying to do something like this I'm sure this post looks ******ed. Give us a try and see for yourself if we're good enough at blowing up other people's computer pixels. If you like what we've done, let us know.

If you're interested in our offer contact myself, or join our public channel Destrys Lounge.

YARRRR!!Twisted EvilYARRRR!!

SkeDOOSH
Posted - 2009.12.05 23:54:00 - [2]
 

Hey guys.

I used to be in an alliance called United Star Federation (great bunch of guns, lots of fun to fly with and helped me learn some of the basics of the game Very Happy ).

This corp has since been kicked out since our CEO was inactive, but no hard feelings.

Anyway we used to live in Placid (Intaki to be exact, along with our chill brosefs the Intaki Liberation Front) and these internet spaceship bastards would always fly over and kill us.

They also always knew everything about us, like stuff we had planned. They would always mess up our master schemes - it was almost like they had spies or something. ughughughughugh

One time they even blew up one of my good buddies' Kronos! http://eve-usf.com/killboard/index.php?a=kill_detail&kll_id=223 Crying or Very sadCrying or Very sadCrying or Very sadCrying or Very sadCrying or Very sad

Anyway the point is that they are pretty hardcore and will make you want to stop playing eve completely.

They are godless killing machines that put even grizzly bears to shame.

Plus, while they are violencing your boat, they always type funny stuff into local (Morvyn has the best jokes & is pretty much the most hillarious guy ever).

They are a cool bunch of dudes (even though I hate them forever), highly reccommended as mercs.

Armoured C
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2009.12.06 00:06:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Omarvelous
kill.net/?a=home"]Important Internet Spaceship League KILLBOARD[/url][/center]

- I don't care if you think our efficiency is crap, we go for fun fights as opposed to guaranteed ganks. Its why we've chosen to live in Placid and Syndicate instead of lolCaldari space.



when people choose to hire mercs , they want to know what your causing and inflicting pain on the enemy , so efficiency is very important since if you die alot the enemy will enjoy it and nothing would have been gained.

Morvyn
Destry's Lounge
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2009.12.06 00:10:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Morvyn on 06/12/2009 00:12:57
Originally by: Armoured C
Originally by: Omarvelous
Important Internet Spaceship League KILLBOARD

- I don't care if you think our efficiency is crap, we go for fun fights as opposed to guaranteed ganks. Its why we've chosen to live in Placid and Syndicate instead of lolCaldari space.



when people choose to hire mercs , they want to know what your causing and inflicting pain on the enemy , so efficiency is very important since if you die alot the enemy will enjoy it and nothing would have been gained.


Efficiency isn't nearly as important as how many things we kill, especially considering we aren't penalizing clients for us losing ships.

Actually us engaging more often (often when we really shouldn't) is a BOON to merc work, since we kill more stuff than if we only engaged when we were sure to win. If we lose ships, who cares? Honestly it's just more potential lulz for a client when we die in a massive blaze of glory.

Omarvelous
Destry's Lounge
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2009.12.06 00:12:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Armoured C


when people choose to hire mercs , they want to know what your causing and inflicting pain on the enemy , so efficiency is very important since if you die alot the enemy will enjoy it and nothing would have been gained.


I'm confident we can cause 'pain' - I'm just stating we don't go around ganking haulers/ or PVE fit Battleships to boost the efficiency, nor do we always engage with numbers on our side.

Careful scrutiny of our killboard and our kills should give potential customers an idea of how effective we will be at killing people. We don't live in an easy neighborhood, and we thrive on a good challenge.

TweakBoy
Minmatar
ALBA Inc
SOLAR WING
Posted - 2009.12.06 16:07:00 - [6]
 

/signed

Duncan Tanner
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.12.06 17:38:00 - [7]
 

Live with these guys in Syndicate, they usually give us good fights in the USTZ. Having been a merc I don't know if that style of pvp fits in with how you fly but I wish you guys good luck anyway. Friendly bump. o/

jimmyjam
Gallente
Sinner Among Saints
Exquisite Malevolence
Posted - 2009.12.06 18:31:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: jimmyjam on 06/12/2009 18:31:58
Originally by: Omarvelous
Edited by: Omarvelous on 06/12/2009 00:03:03


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http://217.118.26.86/banner/kbsite/3KA85V41EM_bdeal%20logo2.jpg



Hello Crime and Punishment.

I am making this post because we want to help you shoot people.


What we offer:

- If you've been wardecced by a corp/alliance, or you want to war dec someone and you need some extra firepower.
- We will engage anywhere in empire.
- We offer competitive pricing since this is our first time on the merc scene and we want to establish ourselves with good referrals (500 mill a week + war dec fees and 10% fee on the value of hostile ships killed). I pulled those numbers out of my ass, and tbh they seem pretty fair to me.

Here's our Killboard:

Important Internet Spaceship League KILLBOARD


- I don't care if you think our efficiency is crap, we go for fun fights as opposed to guaranteed ganks. Its why we've chosen to live in Placid and Syndicate instead of lolCaldari space.

I'm not into making flashy posts like the other mercs, and considering this is my first time trying to do something like this I'm sure this post looks ******ed. Give us a try and see for yourself if we're good enough at blowing up other people's computer pixels. If you like what we've done, let us know.

If you're interested in our offer contact myself, or join our public channel Destrys Lounge.

YARRRR!!Twisted EvilYARRRR!!


You guys are really going merc? Who the hell iam i gonna talk dirty to now in placid :( * fail spelling*

Angel Violette
The Filthy Few
Pendulum of Doom
Posted - 2009.12.06 21:20:00 - [9]
 

Confirming , These guys are Bad Ass.. Had a lot of fun fighting them a while back . I believe they were in the alliance tournament as well

Yetanotheralt
Posted - 2009.12.06 21:34:00 - [10]
 

These guys are the ones to hire if you want to pad your enemies killboard.

Morvyn
Destry's Lounge
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2009.12.07 03:08:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Angel Violette

Confirming , These guys are Bad Ass.. Had a lot of fun fighting them a while back . I believe they were in the alliance tournament as well



Confirming that we are the badasses that brought you HERO TENGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Wink

Originally by: Yetanotheralt
These guys are the ones to hire if you want to pad your enemies killboard.


Posting ITT to confirm that Harbingers fit with 2 waves of Warriors and frigate-sized lasers can kill some interceptors and random frigates.

Cry Havoc. best Havoc.

Also posting ITT to confirm that alt posting is best posting. (And no, SkeDOOSH is not my alt despite any initial impressions you may have had.)

Omarvelous
Destry's Lounge
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2009.12.07 03:12:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Omarvelous on 07/12/2009 03:12:57



Just wanted to say I've edited the OP and made the first contract free - just pay for the war dec itself and you get free pew pew. Shocked




Originally by: Duncan Tanner
Live with these guys in Syndicate, they usually give us good fights in the USTZ. Having been a merc I don't know if that style of pvp fits in with how you fly but I wish you guys good luck anyway. Friendly bump. o/


Appreciate the bump - always enjoyed the fights against you guys. YARRRR!!

Originally by: jimmyjam

You guys are really going merc? Who the hell iam i gonna talk dirty to now in placid :( * fail spelling*


Confirming I will miss Jimmy's 'banter' in Ostingele as well. Wink

Originally by: Angel Violette
Confirming , These guys are Bad Ass.. Had a lot of fun fighting them a while back . I believe they were in the alliance tournament as well



Thanks - I believe Morvyn's posted a link to our hilarious Tengu fight. I wish I had a recording of vent from that Tourney fight.

Originally by: Yetanotheralt
These guys are the ones to hire if you want to pad your enemies killboard.


Cool link bro - now grow a pair and post with your main or GTFO out of my merc post. ugh

Mickey Simon
Genos Occidere
Posted - 2009.12.07 04:25:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Duncan Tanner
Live with these guys in Syndicate, they usually give us good fights in the USTZ. Having been a merc I don't know if that style of pvp fits in with how you fly but I wish you guys good luck anyway. Friendly bump. o/

This, minus the living in Syndicate part.
They've always given me good fights when I've been roaming with friends.

TweakBoy
Minmatar
ALBA Inc
SOLAR WING
Posted - 2009.12.07 04:33:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: TweakBoy on 07/12/2009 04:40:25
Originally by: Angel Violette
Confirming , These guys are Bad Ass.. Had a lot of fun fighting them a while back . I believe they were in the alliance tournament as well



/Signed

I am a Bad Ass, and My Bad Ass Tengu brought you the "rate of fire is just staggering."
Kanagawa brought you The Bad Ass HERO TENGU

For wholesale ship violating look no further then

THE IMPORTANT INTERNET SPACESHIP LEAGUE



PS: /SALUTE to all the EXM, TOXIN, and other awesome pilots who helps us make pretty explosion out of internet spaceships

jimmyjam
Gallente
Sinner Among Saints
Exquisite Malevolence
Posted - 2009.12.07 15:02:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: TweakBoy
Edited by: TweakBoy on 07/12/2009 04:40:25
Originally by: Angel Violette
Confirming , These guys are Bad Ass.. Had a lot of fun fighting them a while back . I believe they were in the alliance tournament as well



/Signed

I am a Bad Ass, and My Bad Ass Tengu brought you the "rate of fire is just staggering."
Kanagawa brought you The Bad Ass HERO TENGU

For wholesale ship violating look no further then

THE IMPORTANT INTERNET SPACESHIP LEAGUE



PS: /SALUTE to all the EXM, TOXIN, and other awesome pilots who helps us make pretty explosion out of internet spaceships

Ive had great wins and great losses with these guys good luck man and mad props to tweak and the boys good luck.

TweakBoy
Minmatar
ALBA Inc
SOLAR WING
Posted - 2009.12.07 20:38:00 - [16]
 

daily bump

TweakBoy
Minmatar
ALBA Inc
SOLAR WING
Posted - 2009.12.08 17:52:00 - [17]
 

/bump

Titris
Minmatar
Destry's Lounge
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2009.12.15 06:57:00 - [18]
 

Bumap,

o/ TOXIN, always fun exploding each other.

Forum Double
Posted - 2009.12.15 14:12:00 - [19]
 

evemail sent. awaiting reply.

Titris
Minmatar
Destry's Lounge
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2009.12.21 08:28:00 - [20]
 

fixing typo in first post. Bump* ;)

Saul Reaver
Oberon Incorporated
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2009.12.21 12:47:00 - [21]
 

Quote:
Confirming that we are the badasses that brought you HERO TENGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Wink


Yes, I remember that fight from the alliance tourney. One of the best solo performances i've ever seen on the Ally Tourney.
If Kanagawa's performance is anything to go by these guys will be worth hiring.
Respect.


 

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