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Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.12.03 12:38:00 - [31]
 

Did bos tess died?

The Mittani
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.12.03 12:41:00 - [32]
 

ahahahah holy christ we're idiots, welp!

Brmble
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.12.03 13:15:00 - [33]
 

this is hilarious, but gf.com is down wth man that's not cool t:mad:

Mr Macawesome
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2009.12.03 13:20:00 - [34]
 

Wa happen?

Moostang
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.12.03 13:25:00 - [35]
 

Edited by: Moostang on 03/12/2009 13:29:18
Bruschettas brought that stuff with him, NOTHING WAS STOLEN FROM GOONFLEET!

Arrador
Posted - 2009.12.03 13:34:00 - [36]
 

hi, I had 17B - can you help?

WarDecEvading NPCCorpAlt
Posted - 2009.12.03 14:17:00 - [37]
 

Edited by: WarDecEvading NPCCorpAlt on 03/12/2009 14:25:31
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: i'm pming you because i need a basic security check to get gsol logistic roles
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: hey
armeangar: hey
armeangar: not giving roles till dominion hits
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: ah ok, didnt read the thread fully i guess
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: the gsol app and roles one, the patch is tomorrow right?
armeangar: it's just that it's only a risk for the next 24 hours
armeangar: yup
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: yeah ok
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: i will poke you when i patch :P
armeangar: np

armeangar: is server up?
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: came up early
armeangar: downloading patch myself now
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: 499mb yeah
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: is it going slow for you?
armeangar: got it
armeangar: are you in GSOL jabber yet?
armeangar: can you fly a freighter
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: nope cant fly a freighter yet i can join gsol channel though
armeangar: join gsol then
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: i just did
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: do i have roles and application access now or should i wait?
armeangar: there is no applications at moment
armeangar: everything is down
armeangar: till CCP bring the api back up
armeangar: roles I can sort now
armeangar: char name
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: just "Bruschettas" i'm currently playing cod 4 though
armeangar: ok
armeangar: wwill sort it in a lil bit
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: did you manage to do it yet or still busy busy?
armeangar: nope havnt done yet
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: oki
armeangar: fueler role given
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: goonfleet.com is still down
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: bah
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: thanks

HybridMiner
Rudis Vox
Posted - 2009.12.03 14:23:00 - [38]
 

The modules and ships were trying to defect to IT! He did you a favour.

Dipluz
Caldari
Notorious Legion
Posted - 2009.12.03 14:28:00 - [39]
 

you know title management is hard! YARRRR!!

Snowden Vel
GoonFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2009.12.03 14:29:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: WarDecEvading NPCCorpAlt
Edited by: WarDecEvading NPCCorpAlt on 03/12/2009 14:25:31
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: i'm pming you because i need a basic security check to get gsol logistic roles
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: hey
armeangar: hey
armeangar: not giving roles till dominion hits
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: ah ok, didnt read the thread fully i guess
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: the gsol app and roles one, the patch is tomorrow right?
armeangar: it's just that it's only a risk for the next 24 hours
armeangar: yup
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: yeah ok
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: i will poke you when i patch :P
armeangar: np

armeangar: is server up?
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: came up early
armeangar: downloading patch myself now
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: 499mb yeah
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: is it going slow for you?
armeangar: got it
armeangar: are you in GSOL jabber yet?
armeangar: can you fly a freighter
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: nope cant fly a freighter yet i can join gsol channel though
armeangar: join gsol then
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: i just did
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: do i have roles and application access now or should i wait?
armeangar: there is no applications at moment
armeangar: everything is down
armeangar: till CCP bring the api back up
armeangar: roles I can sort now
armeangar: char name
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: just "Bruschettas" i'm currently playing cod 4 though
armeangar: ok
armeangar: wwill sort it in a lil bit
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: did you manage to do it yet or still busy busy?
armeangar: nope havnt done yet
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: oki
armeangar: fueler role given
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: goonfleet.com is still down
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: bah
Bruschettas@jabber.goonfleet.com/home: thanks


I'll have you know that Goonfleet's extensive counterintelligence infrastructure is the envy of the EVE community

:smug:

Brobuck
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.12.03 15:16:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Moon Kitten
lots of goonfleet directors will roll with the punches itt


The punch throwing you were expecting has been cancelled. Please enjoy leekspin.

Mochaporter
Posted - 2009.12.03 15:38:00 - [42]
 

DBRB isn't the worst pubbie after all.

Human Behavior
Posted - 2009.12.03 16:22:00 - [43]
 

Doesn't look like goons are upset about it at all.Shocked

Moon Kitten
GoonWaffe
Posted - 2009.12.03 16:29:00 - [44]
 

Some people say the Goonfleet directorate are smart. Here is a thread from 2009-02-04.

Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
The Bos Tess Dread Thread - Edited for Khefron

I'm going to preface this by first saying that this entire situation was a real ****ing problem for me. I value honesty pretty highly, and don't like the idea that a director would ever lie. I'm also not necessarily a real hesitant dude to drop a bad egg. The crux of the problem here for me is that Bos isn't just a not bad dude, he's essential to our logistics efforts. He is the kind of hard working fuel monkey that is quite difficult to replace. Stampert in a Australian skin hanging loose yet leathery like a shar pei.

I don't think it should come as any surprise to any of you that I also have not always regarded pubbies that highly. The combination of those two items should at least help to understand why I had some degree of difficulty reconciling this solution. I can be a bit of a softy and a ***got when it comes to certain things. This will be one of them.

The situation as I understand it is as follows. Bos sponsors in this dude Kreunt. Why or how I'm still working on. That will not happen again. I don't like most goon sponserees much less pubbie sponsorees, but in fairness in the past Bos's sponsorees have been family members who help significantly.

So Bos sponsors in this dude and gives him a freighter among other things. Dude uses one of Bos's accounts, again why I have no ****ing idea and something that will be addressed in his punishment. Dude buys a dread and gets blown up and there's some **** where bos claims no insurance even though it was platinum insured, a cost of a few hundred mil to the corp.

Dude makes a ****ing terrible pubbie-esque thread in AAD, and I'm not just saying that because it was annoying to have to deal with, I'm saying it because it was a ****ing terrible thread. His sponsorship gets revoked and he gets kicked. This is what happens WHENEVER sponsorship is revoked. Sponsorship is for RL friends, not every pile of ****ing eve trash you slip across so no you can't sponsor him.

In this thread he claims that Bos owes him a dread. Bos doesn't believe this is the case because the guy got some cash and Bos gave him a freighter, so he considers it even. The angry pubbie posts a chatlog showing the **** with Bos getting extra money from the corp, and goons smell blood and attack.

Bos immediately comes to me and resigns.

I tell him that's ******ed and work out a suitable punishment that will allow goons a pound of flesh while allowing us the ability to reestablish trust.

  1. Bos Tess will submit the full API key for both himself and every single sponsoree now and forever. This will allow us to audit his wallet and assets to prevent the possibility of skimming.
  2. Bos Tess will pay for a dread for the corporation, which will be raffled off to a random goon to be lost in hilarious fashion.
  3. Bos Tess will not be able to sponsor in random trash ever again.


I don't believe Bos's intent to have been malicious. Why toil for hours a day doing mindless bull**** for a few hundred mil isk? I think rather that it was a stupid mistake that will now be repaid with interest, while establishing some controls we need to ensure that the rabbit hole never goes any deeper.

I'm sure this won't please all of you, but believe me when I tell you this man busts his ****ing ass to keep your towers online, and that's important to me becuase there's no ****ing way I'm doing it and likely no ****ing way you are either.

Hate Illa
Amarr
Posted - 2009.12.03 16:53:00 - [45]
 


Greetings and salutations.

Kraken Kill
Menace ll Society
Posted - 2009.12.03 17:03:00 - [46]
 

I support this product and/or service.

Tsuung
Posted - 2009.12.03 17:38:00 - [47]
 

That is gently caressed up. :meta:

Snowden Vel
GoonFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2009.12.03 17:45:00 - [48]
 

Edited by: Snowden Vel on 03/12/2009 17:45:38
Cross-quoting myself up in here

Originally by: Snowden Vel
So I just noticed that Bruchettas got called out in the Secret Santa thread because he signed up for it with his very first post

It is literally more difficult to penetrate our security surrounding the Secret Santa system than it is to get GSOL roles



Darmak X99
Gallente
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.12.03 18:45:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Snowden Vel
Edited by: Snowden Vel on 03/12/2009 17:45:38
Cross-quoting myself up in here

Originally by: Snowden Vel
So I just noticed that Bruchettas got called out in the Secret Santa thread because he signed up for it with his very first post

It is literally more difficult to penetrate our security surrounding the Secret Santa system than it is to get GSOL roles





Ahahaha, oh god why hasn't Bruchettas come in here to post about it?

Puzie
GoonFleet
Posted - 2009.12.03 19:09:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: Human Behavior
Doesn't look like goons are upset about it at all.Shocked


A significant portion of goons have been saying that the directorate has been infested by pubbies. This corp theft proves the point. Bruschettas is a goon hero.

Bitty Bit
Posted - 2009.12.03 19:34:00 - [51]
 

tl;dr..

the 1 true goon left goonfleet..guess they have to change their name now....

Anela Cistine
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.12.03 21:38:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Human Behavior
Doesn't look like goons are upset about it at all.Shocked



It is beautiful and hilarious, you have to admire it regardless of who the victims were.

Hilder
Amarr
G.E.A.R.
Posted - 2009.12.04 10:26:00 - [53]
 

I luv you guys Embarassed

Eve would be so boring without you

Dont ever change.


Doctor Ungabungas
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.12.04 11:55:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: Human Behavior
Doesn't look like goons are upset about it at all.Shocked


He makes some of our best scammers look like day old newbees begging in Jita. I don't scam myself but even I'm forced to admit "That dudes got some skill."

I guess what I meant to say is: "Cute newbee, sending isk."

Guth
Neo Operations Management
Dragoon Federation
Posted - 2009.12.04 18:33:00 - [55]
 

Been there, done that -Batlovod

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2009.12.04 21:44:00 - [56]
 

I ♥ Goons

Pirokobo
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.12.06 03:27:00 - [57]
 

Edited by: Pirokobo on 06/12/2009 03:29:57
Originally by: Awesome Possum
I ♥ Goons


Who doesn't? They respond to being robbed like Wayne and Garth meeting Alice Cooper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FucbvoFFy0

Helena C
Posted - 2009.12.06 05:23:00 - [58]
 

I think this is a reverse recruitment scam. Goons making it look like they are easy to rip off, then getting people to join so they can charge them 500mil.


then again it's goons and I don't think they could plot that well. n/m

Issaries Valran
Caldari
Posted - 2009.12.06 06:52:00 - [59]
 

17b stolen from the Goons not impressed I am sure more than that is skimmed from the Goons corp accounts on a regular bases. If he had waited 3 years and turned the Goons off with a button push that would of been impressive. This was just common theft done to thieves not impressed. The amount stolen wasn't even impressive compared to how much the Goons probably have that could be stolen. I'm sure the Goons are really hurting from a 17b lost, just in case you can't tell that was sarcasm.


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