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DarkJade
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2009.11.02 03:32:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: DarkJade on 02/11/2009 03:33:00
So we decided to take a chance on a humble pubbie by the name of Captain Satori. He seemed like an okay guy, so we let him into Goonfleet and gave him the customary access to low-level stuff. The moment he arrives in NOL, he steals everything he can get. The only problem is that he doesn't have a single ship that can move any of it. Oh, and a director was looking at the hangar as he did it. Welp. Kicked 3 hours after being in corp, total loss was negligible, and he can't get to any of it anyway. Enjoy your new life in empire, Satori, you dirty hobag thief.

As for the rest of you, it's people like this that make it so hard for us to trust pubbies enough to let them into Goonfleet!!

Epegi Givo
Amarr
Department of Redundancy Dpt.
Posted - 2009.11.02 03:38:00 - [2]
 

proof or stfu

FISHANDCHIPS
Posted - 2009.11.02 03:40:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: DarkJade
Edited by: DarkJade on 02/11/2009 03:33:00
Enjoy your new life in empire, Satori, you dirty hobag thief.




Thats pretty rich coming from goons

come back to empire jade we miss you

Nosyrb Sivad
Posted - 2009.11.02 03:40:00 - [4]
 

Goonswarm stories, best stories.

Dian'h Might
Minmatar
Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated
Posted - 2009.11.02 03:42:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: DarkJade
~stuff~


Hey Bro, I came to this thread expecting a cool story.

So far thread does not deliver Evil or Very Mad

Ayamemaru
Posted - 2009.11.02 03:45:00 - [6]
 

I hope it wasn't the rifters from melted down avatars! Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Tangonis Galt
SOMER Blink Transport
Posted - 2009.11.02 03:49:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Epegi Givo
proof or stfu


This.

Tesal
Posted - 2009.11.02 04:19:00 - [8]
 

This is funny right? Please confirm.

DarkJade
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2009.11.02 04:22:00 - [9]
 

I'm not laughing. I was hoping that we could come to a new age of Goon/Pubbie friendship, but when people like this just abuse our trust like this, it makes it really hard for us to reach out. I'm just bummed, I guess.

rubico1337
Caldari
Mnemonic Enterprises
Posted - 2009.11.02 07:32:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: DarkJade
I'm not laughing. I was hoping that we could come to a new age of Goon/Pubbie friendship, but when people like this just abuse our trust like this, it makes it really hard for us to reach out. I'm just bummed, I guess.


...

this has to be one of the most ironically hysterical posts i have ever seen.

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2009.11.02 07:48:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: DarkJade
I'm not laughing. I was hoping that we could come to a new age of Goon/Pubbie friendship, but when people like this just abuse our trust like this, it makes it really hard for us to reach out. I'm just bummed, I guess.


I always assumed when "Goons" and "Reaching out" collided in the same sentence, jail time would eventually follow.

TimMc
Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band
Posted - 2009.11.02 10:35:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: DarkJade
I'm not laughing. I was hoping that we could come to a new age of Goon/Pubbie friendship, but when people like this just abuse our trust like this, it makes it really hard for us to reach out. I'm just bummed, I guess.


Laughing

Marko Riva
Posted - 2009.11.02 10:50:00 - [13]
 

Someone test fired the improbability drive, right?

FESS UP!

Future Mutant
Republic Military School
Posted - 2009.11.02 11:05:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: DarkJade
Edited by: DarkJade on 02/11/2009 03:33:00
So we decided to take a chance on a humble pubbie by the name of Captain Satori. He seemed like an okay guy, so we let him into Goonfleet and gave him the customary access to low-level stuff. The moment he arrives in NOL, he steals everything he can get. The only problem is that he doesn't have a single ship that can move any of it. Oh, and a director was looking at the hangar as he did it. Welp. Kicked 3 hours after being in corp, total loss was negligible, and he can't get to any of it anyway. Enjoy your new life in empire, Satori, you dirty hobag thief.

As for the rest of you, it's people like this that make it so hard for us to trust pubbies enough to let them into Goonfleet!!


Let me get this straight- Goons, the biggest scammers in the game, are complaining because someone scammed them.

And then the try to use this action as justification for not recruiting noobs.

MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Lana's Alt
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Posted - 2009.11.02 11:07:00 - [15]
 

I for one find this sort of act appalling goonfleet are having enough trouble trying to sell qerious to anyone that will trust them and they extend this olive branch in the hopes that they can regain some of their good reputation before scammers theives and liers targeted them and dragged their name through the mud and what happens is that they end up being the victims of scammers and theives who should be ashamed of themselves for picking on such an innocent party to all of this and where does this leave the rest of us now that we dont stand a chance of joining the great and mighty goonfleet in all its glory after the great war has been won and just before the devs deploy viloent retribution on them by taking away all they have worked for under the gise of updating the sov system i just dont know how people can still pick on goons with all they have to offer they game i mean they are mostly nice people and they love a good joke and two of them even paid for my account for a few months because they are such nice people but i cant get a third one oh no not now i mean why would they trust me of all people im not one of their own and outsiders are just queuing up to stab them in the back as in evident from this post.

c/d?

Another Whine
Caldari
Minions of Hasselhoff
Posted - 2009.11.02 11:07:00 - [16]
 

Lol goons complaining about e-honour and all

i could throw alot of phraises around at this points but ill just go with:

4/10 funny but nothing spectacular Shocked

Ntrails
Posted - 2009.11.02 11:36:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Lana's Alt
I for one find this sort of act appalling goonfleet are having enough trouble trying to sell qerious to anyone that will trust them and they extend this olive branch in the hopes that they can regain some of their good reputation before scammers theives and liers targeted them and dragged their name through the mud and what happens is that they end up being the victims of scammers and theives who should be ashamed of themselves for picking on such an innocent party to all of this and where does this leave the rest of us now that we dont stand a chance of joining the great and mighty goonfleet in all its glory after the great war has been won and just before the devs deploy viloent retribution on them by taking away all they have worked for under the gise of updating the sov system i just dont know how people can still pick on goons with all they have to offer they game i mean they are mostly nice people and they love a good joke and two of them even paid for my account for a few months because they are such nice people but i cant get a third one oh no not now i mean why would they trust me of all people im not one of their own and outsiders are just queuing up to stab them in the back as in evident from this post.

c/d?


tl;dr

Shade Millith
Caldari
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2009.11.02 11:47:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: Shade Millith on 02/11/2009 11:52:30
Pitty he wasn't smarter and cleaned you out

Bhaumut
Posted - 2009.11.02 11:57:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Ntrails
Originally by: Lana's Alt
Wall o'Text


tl;dr


Here i will try and use google translator for Wall o'text..

Originally by: Google Translator

Lana is a sad panda because of ppl stealing from goons.

Goons are nice and should not be scammed.

Scamming them makes them angery.

CCP are bad ppl for changing sov, goons might loose territory.

Goons paid for Lana's account, with out asking for nude pictures.

Now they might not trust Lana, with their nude pics.

c/d


There, fixed.

Jovoich
Trans-Solar Works
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2009.11.02 12:13:00 - [20]
 

I call bull****. It's impossible to have kicked him out of the corp after 3 hours if you gave him access to the corp hangers.

Rugose
Posted - 2009.11.02 12:31:00 - [21]
 

RUUUUUGOSE

RUGOSE say that GoonSwarm OP post on forum is lie first and truth never.

RUUUUGOSE

Lana's Alt
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Posted - 2009.11.02 13:55:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Bhaumut
Originally by: Ntrails
Originally by: Lana's Alt
Wall o'Text


tl;dr


Here i will try and use google translator for Wall o'text..

Originally by: Google Translator

Lana is a sad panda because of ppl stealing from goons.

Goons are nice and should not be scammed.

Scamming them makes them angery.

CCP are bad ppl for changing sov, goons might loose territory.

Goons paid for Lana's account, with out asking for nude pictures.

Now they might not trust Lana, with their nude pics.

c/d


There, fixed.


Hold crap you read it.. I couldn't even read that after I posted it..

FireT
Gallente
Royal Advanced Industries
Imperial Crimson Legion
Posted - 2009.11.02 14:00:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: DarkJade
I'm not laughing. I was hoping that we could come to a new age of Goon/Pubbie friendship, but when people like this just abuse our trust like this, it makes it really hard for us to reach out. I'm just bummed, I guess.


Thanks for the giggles. It made me actually laugh. Not just because I actually had one of you losers try and scam me, but because even if invited I would never accept an invitation to your part of Eve.

I mean come on, you guys are the anti social standard of Eve by which everyone else's actions are measured.

Zarithas
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.11.03 00:21:00 - [24]
 

It is disgusting that there are so many people in this game who can't be trusted. Whatever happened to honor and loyalty?

Mathias Skillius
Posted - 2009.11.03 00:36:00 - [25]
 

Honour and Loyalty. My god man, tighten your shot group.

FireT
Gallente
Royal Advanced Industries
Imperial Crimson Legion
Posted - 2009.11.03 01:11:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Zarithas
It is disgusting that there are so many people in this game who can't be trusted. Whatever happened to honor and loyalty?


Is this Goon's new type of scamming? Making people suddenly believe that the anti social tards of Eve suddenly and miraculously became friendly.

Come on Goonies, noone can be as stupid as you people. Mainly because you idiots actually think we suddenly will believe this.
Go spam 'invitations for a fee' to newbies.

Lana's Alt
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Posted - 2009.11.03 01:24:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: FireT
Originally by: Zarithas
It is disgusting that there are so many people in this game who can't be trusted. Whatever happened to honor and loyalty?


Is this Goon's new type of scamming? Making people suddenly believe that the anti social tards of Eve suddenly and miraculously became friendly.

Come on Goonies, noone can be as stupid as you people. Mainly because you idiots actually think we suddenly will believe this.
Go spam 'invitations for a fee' to newbies.


You've called them antisocial twice now.. I do not think that means what you think it means.

Kingnuts
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.11.03 01:24:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Lana's Alt
I for one find this sort of act appalling goonfleet are having enough trouble trying to sell qerious to anyone that will trust them and they extend this olive branch in the hopes that they can regain some of their good reputation before scammers theives and liers targeted them and dragged their name through the mud and what happens is that they end up being the victims of scammers and theives who should be ashamed of themselves for picking on such an innocent party to all of this and where does this leave the rest of us now that we dont stand a chance of joining the great and mighty goonfleet in all its glory after the great war has been won and just before the devs deploy viloent retribution on them by taking away all they have worked for under the gise of updating the sov system i just dont know how people can still pick on goons with all they have to offer they game i mean they are mostly nice people and they love a good joke and two of them even paid for my account for a few months because they are such nice people but i cant get a third one oh no not now i mean why would they trust me of all people im not one of their own and outsiders are just queuing up to stab them in the back as in evident from this post.

c/d?


MY EYES!Shocked

PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar
yo i'm posting
Posted - 2009.11.03 01:37:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Dian'h Might


Hey Bro, I came to this thread expecting a cool story.

So far thread does not deliver Evil or Very Mad


an interesting spin on a classic

Chienka
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2009.11.03 05:10:00 - [30]
 

>Implying there exist people in goonswarm who are not dumb


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