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Erehwon Rorschach
LoGisTicAl ERr0R
Posted - 2009.10.31 17:00:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Erehwon Rorschach on 31/10/2009 17:07:40
Ok so nows the time to throw in your best chat up lines, either tried a tested or just ones you think are good so fire away:

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.

I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and pray we dont multiply?

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2009.10.31 17:02:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Blane Xero on 31/10/2009 17:02:51
You may want to chose a better Example for the topic title. I refuse to believe I am the only person who thought of the wrong "loli"

And you messed up the math one, its "and pray we don't multiply" Laughing

Bestofworst
Gallente
Posted - 2009.10.31 17:04:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Blane Xero
Edited by: Blane Xero on 31/10/2009 17:02:51
You may want to chose a better Example for the topic title. I refuse to believe I am the only person who thought of the wrong "loli"

And you messed up the math one, its "and pray we don't multiply" Laughing
*closes his HF tab*

MMhhmm, yes, indeed, wrong example, bad bad.

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2009.10.31 17:10:00 - [4]
 

Much, much better. I heartily approve of that chat up method by the way.

Lance Fighter
Amarr
Posted - 2009.10.31 17:11:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Blane Xero
Much, much better. I heartily approve of that chat up method by the way.

Indeed. MUCH better opening line.

Irida Mershkov
Gallente
The Reformed
Chaos Theory Alliance
Posted - 2009.10.31 17:26:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Erehwon Rorschach
Edited by: Erehwon Rorschach on 31/10/2009 17:07:40

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.

That is god damn awful.

Erehwon Rorschach
LoGisTicAl ERr0R
Posted - 2009.10.31 17:26:00 - [7]
 

thats the point lol

JitaBum
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2009.10.31 17:54:00 - [8]
 

Hell, you've got huge boobs

Teetxe
Posted - 2009.10.31 18:23:00 - [9]
 

You'll do.

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2009.10.31 18:37:00 - [10]
 

Nice shoes, wanna' f**k ?

ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Underworld Protection Agency
South Pole Dancers
Posted - 2009.10.31 19:27:00 - [11]
 

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"

Denny Haze
Amarr
Bad Wolf Project
Posted - 2009.10.31 19:37:00 - [12]
 

Nerdy: Wanna go to my castle, and level up?

There was one about seeing yourself in her pants...

Cys Root
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.10.31 20:57:00 - [13]
 

"It's not going to suck itself"

Erehwon Rorschach
LoGisTicAl ERr0R
Posted - 2009.10.31 21:05:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Denny Haze
Nerdy: Wanna go to my castle, and level up?

There was one about seeing yourself in her pants...




yea thats ummm, is that a mirror in your pocket? cos i can see myself in your pants

Emil Erlenmeyer
Posted - 2009.10.31 21:05:00 - [15]
 

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Lance Fighter
Amarr
Posted - 2009.10.31 21:37:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


Clever.

Adyriana
Posted - 2009.10.31 21:39:00 - [17]
 

Who need flirting lines when you got rohypnol?

Bestofworst
Gallente
Posted - 2009.10.31 21:41:00 - [18]
 


JitaBum
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2009.10.31 21:43:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Cys Root
"It's not going to suck itself"

ace

ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Underworld Protection Agency
South Pole Dancers
Posted - 2009.10.31 22:02:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?



Ooooh logic traps. Truly the way to a woman's heart.

Erehwon Rorschach
LoGisTicAl ERr0R
Posted - 2009.10.31 22:03:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: ReaperOfSly
Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?



Ooooh logic traps. Truly the way to a woman's heart.



harsh but i bet it would work on a semi drunk woman = instant win lol

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2009.10.31 22:09:00 - [22]
 

baby do you have a derivative, because I want to get tangent to your curves

Emil Erlenmeyer
Posted - 2009.10.31 22:22:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: ReaperOfSly
Ooooh logic traps. Truly the way to a woman's heart.
When you put it that way, it doesn't seems that plausible Laughing

Cyndre Valryssian
Posted - 2009.10.31 23:08:00 - [24]
 

Bit risky but if the girl has a drink with ice and you are quick, take out some ice drop it on the floor and step on it followed by "So now I've broken the ice can I buy you another drink?"

Lui Kai
Better Than You
Posted - 2009.10.31 23:18:00 - [25]
 

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.10.31 23:24:00 - [26]
 

Hi Very Happy

dr doooo
Posted - 2009.11.01 00:09:00 - [27]
 



Do guys really still use corny 70's chat up lines? Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in the UK afaik women will maybe tolerate chat up lines if they like you, but your chances are much better with a bit of honesty.

jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2009.11.01 05:21:00 - [28]
 

my all time fav ... bloke "you like precious things ? bint " yup " bloke " well suck me nob its a gem"

MaxxOmega
Caldari
Temporal Mechanics
Posted - 2009.11.01 05:21:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: dr doooo


Do guys really still use corny 70's chat up lines? Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in the UK afaik women will maybe tolerate chat up lines if they like you, but your chances are much better with a bit of honesty.

Agreed. But I discovered lines like "Gads you're ugly but you probably could use a banging." don't go over well...

ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Underworld Protection Agency
South Pole Dancers
Posted - 2009.11.01 09:40:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: dr doooo


Do guys really still use corny 70's chat up lines? Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in the UK afaik women will maybe tolerate chat up lines if they like you, but your chances are much better with a bit of honesty.


No, we don't use chat up lines. That's why we have an entire thread mocking the concept.


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