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General Windypops
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2009.10.21 19:33:00 - [211]
 

Originally by: Darius JOHNSON

it's unfunny garbage like this which caused me to use one of your images as an example of terrible propaganda

HEY I THOUGHT OF *Something meant to be whacky that didn't happen* AND *insert lolcat*


What a tryhard post.

Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.21 20:07:00 - [212]
 

Man, remember a few weeks ago when we killed like 35 VSpecial-K and Linguini Romani caps? Now that was a funny joke.

General Windypops
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2009.10.21 20:25:00 - [213]
 

Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
Man, remember a few weeks ago when we killed like 35 VSpecial-K and Linguini Romani caps? Now that was a funny joke.


Well done for getting the upper hand against an alliance 1/3 your size! A few weeks you say? Well done sir!

All the same, they sound like a decent bunch of comedy lads enjoying a computer game. Reading the posts by people like you, Mittens and Darius in this thread is just cringeworthy though.

Dynast
Gallente
Osirians Of Eve
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2009.10.21 20:31:00 - [214]
 

Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
Man, remember a few weeks ago when we killed like 35 VSpecial-K and Linguini Romani caps? Now that was a funny joke.


Chilling, indeed, that a tragic rout of our glorious capital fleet is to GoonSwarm a joke.. a trifle, a passing amusement. I do not doubt that even now, hard-eyed GoonSwarm pilots with hearts of flint swap tales of their favorite glowey blue explosions whilst indulging in all manners of perversion, accounting, and debauchery.

Even more chilling, though, are the propaganda lines now being prepared for deployment by the GoonSwarm's greatest and most terrible board warriors. Here are just a few, provided at great cost by a faithful agent codenamed Devilfish to protect her identity:

Quote:
"There are no sys-k infidels in Esoteria. Never!"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"I blame CAOD - they are marketing for sys-k!"

"CCP will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of GoonSwarm."

"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their ships."

"Be assured. Esoteria is safe, protected"

"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"

"We are not afraid of sys-k. CCP has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid.. and they are condemned."

"The sys-k pilots are all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"

"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."

"Lying is forbidden in GoonSwarm. The Mittani will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."

Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.21 20:37:00 - [215]
 

I can't speak for every Goon, but my heart is made out of bacon grease and contempt.

Twigand Berries
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.21 21:01:00 - [216]
 

Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
Man, remember a few weeks ago when we killed like 35 VSpecial-K and Linguini Romani caps? Now that was a funny joke.


Well done for getting the upper hand against an alliance 1/3 your size! A few weeks you say? Well done sir!

All the same, they sound like a decent bunch of comedy lads enjoying a computer game. Reading the posts by people like you, Mittens and Darius in this thread is just cringeworthy though.



say something different so i know i'm talking to a real girl

General Windypops
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2009.10.21 21:07:00 - [217]
 

Originally by: Twigand Berries
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
Man, remember a few weeks ago when we killed like 35 VSpecial-K and Linguini Romani caps? Now that was a funny joke.


Well done for getting the upper hand against an alliance 1/3 your size! A few weeks you say? Well done sir!

All the same, they sound like a decent bunch of comedy lads enjoying a computer game. Reading the posts by people like you, Mittens and Darius in this thread is just cringeworthy though.



say something different so i know i'm talking to a real girl


Stop staring at my ****.

Xeris 7
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.10.21 22:17:00 - [218]
 

Originally by: Pringlescan
Edited by: Pringlescan on 21/10/2009 16:40:02
Having access to a lot of reserved informations, given my positions in EVE online I can easily claim that in Esoteria everything is going according to the plans, a lot of sys-k propaganda and a lot of will to play from Goons... meanwhile, Sys-k and friends are losing their house

Goon's morale is higher than expected, many feared a post-fake chatlog collapse but a minor trolling isn't newsworthy, it's like when Sys-k fall for a fake zaf reset. Pages and pages of stupid goons posting on caod about the chatlogs, there's nothing to be proud guys... no one cares...

By the way I have been told that Sys-k hasn't got any tower left and their defensive is grinding to a halt, and they even had to ask money to their members to buy new towers!

I find this operation extremely short sighted, especially because ROL ATLAS and AAA won't be there for long... your time is coming to an end, Sys-k -Pringlescan



Oow man lolz. /shake head. You really have no idea of what is about to land on grid with you...

Alaxen
Caldari
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2009.10.21 23:17:00 - [219]
 

Edited by: Alaxen on 21/10/2009 23:18:21
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
ugh such a clever ruse

liam you truly are the puppetmaster

He's starting up a blog as we speak:

"Puns of a Pasta Puppetmaster"

Darius JOHNSON
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.21 23:44:00 - [220]
 

Originally by: Nan Shoku
Must have hit a nerve. Maybe we can make this a forum war. Beat the goons at their own game yet again.


goonfleet is dead

the SNEEP
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.22 00:29:00 - [221]
 

Edited by: the SNEEP on 22/10/2009 00:28:59
goons how dare you even think of shooting anyone in an alliance smaller than you...how dishonorable...please kill yourselves irl you have no honor

i get sick just thinking about you

Kaiwhakawa Tumuaki
Minmatar
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.22 01:42:00 - [222]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
If this thread hits 8 pages we get to tar & feather mittens out in front of Jita 4-4..YARRRR!!

.


To do this you would need to undock. Still your station spinning and fantasizing makes you a mild form of entertainment while we grind more pos.

Comy 1
Amarr
Ore Mongers
Indecisive Certainty
Posted - 2009.10.22 02:09:00 - [223]
 

Seriously...what the hell is going on?!

Whatever you guys are doing, you are killing all our fun in Stain... I jumped arround for 30 minutes solo in my facemelter 'geddon without even spotting a single soul except some afker inside a station.

I never thought I would miss those pesky napfest people that spend all day long in euro tz trying to catch our ratters...

gg thanks alot goonswarm

splockster
Caldari
FinFleet
Raiden.
Posted - 2009.10.22 04:10:00 - [224]
 

Originally by: Nan Shoku
Originally by: Snot Shot
If this thread hits 8 pages we get to tar & feather mittens out in front of Jita 4-4..YARRRR!!

.

With Brick's help, I'm sure we can get this to double digits.


Shocked sup nan o7

Alaxen
Caldari
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2009.10.22 04:39:00 - [225]
 

Originally by: Kaiwhakawa Tumuaki
To do this you would need to undock. Still your station spinning and fantasizing makes you a mild form of entertainment while we grind more pos.

With all this station spinning and fantasising we do, and all the POS grinding you're doing, sovereignty should be switching over to Goonswarm any day now.

Any day now.

Hrm.

When do you think we'll see some sovereignty changes? Is it likely to be before or after Dominion is released? Would you care to speculate?

Prace bets now?

Psilocin
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.22 04:41:00 - [226]
 

Originally by: Comy 1
Seriously...what the hell is going on?!

Whatever you guys are doing, you are killing all our fun in Stain... I jumped arround for 30 minutes solo in my facemelter 'geddon without even spotting a single soul except some afker inside a station.

I never thought I would miss those pesky napfest people that spend all day long in euro tz trying to catch our ratters...

gg thanks alot goonswarm


There's some nice easy targets around JLO these days I hear. They take 2 hours to reinforce a small POS among other things.

Nan Shoku
Caldari
I.M.M
Black Star Alliance
Posted - 2009.10.22 05:35:00 - [227]
 

Originally by: splockster
Originally by: Nan Shoku
Originally by: Snot Shot
If this thread hits 8 pages we get to tar & feather mittens out in front of Jita 4-4..YARRRR!!

.

With Brick's help, I'm sure we can get this to double digits.


Shocked sup nan o7


Thanks for the bump Splock, get the rest of Brick to come push us over the edge would you? Hope all is well with you and the kids.

Sentinel Eeex
Caldari
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.22 06:50:00 - [228]
 

Originally by: Alaxen

With all this station spinning and fantasising we do, and all the POS grinding you're doing, sovereignty should be switching over to Goonswarm any day now.

Any day now.

Hrm.

When do you think we'll see some sovereignty changes? Is it likely to be before or after Dominion is released? Would you care to speculate?

Prace bets now?


Oh boy, this will be an awesome necro.

Mikel Banks
Amarr
CRICE Corp
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.22 08:08:00 - [229]
 

Originally by: Comy 1
Seriously...what the hell is going on?!

Whatever you guys are doing, you are killing all our fun in Stain... I jumped arround for 30 minutes solo in my facemelter 'geddon without even spotting a single soul except some afker inside a station.

I never thought I would miss those pesky napfest people that spend all day long in euro tz trying to catch our ratters...

gg thanks alot goonswarm


Fine, I will go back to farming 6/10 plexes instead of shooting towers Crying or Very sad

Nlewis
Caldari
Nomad LLP
Wayfarer Stellar Initiative
Posted - 2009.10.22 10:33:00 - [230]
 

this thread is hilarious

Fitz Chivalry
Gallente
Vengeance Imperium
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2009.10.22 12:12:00 - [231]
 

Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
my heart is made out of bacon grease


This reminds me, its time for lunch.

Mmmmmmmmmm bacon grease.

Yoji Kio
Minmatar
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2009.10.22 12:17:00 - [232]
 

Not bad for a bunch of carebears 1/4 of your size with no PvP skills isn't it ? Wink
Na serious Iím having a great time, you learn a lot of PvP and POS warfare skills from this stuff. Shame most of it will be useless after December.

Fat Ducker
Amarr
Lucky Hydra Corp
Posted - 2009.10.22 12:34:00 - [233]
 

Originally by: Yoji Kio
Not bad for a bunch of carebears 1/4 of your size with no PvP skills isn't it ? Wink
Na serious Iím having a great time, you learn a lot of PvP and POS warfare skills from this stuff. Shame most of it will be useless after December.


In fairness, you're pretty useless now. Come December you can go with the "we're the most consistent alliance" COAD strategy.

Shanky McStabber
Minmatar
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.22 15:36:00 - [234]
 

Originally by: General Windypops


Well done for getting the upper hand against an alliance 1/3 your size!



Thank you, it's like taking lunch money from first graders.. Not much of a challenge, but the tears are a reward unto themselves.

Orebuster
Gallente
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2009.10.22 15:36:00 - [235]
 

Originally by: Nan Shoku
what a paper tiger Goon intelligence has become.



The most dangerous animal is the tiger that is wounded, the wounded paper tree tiger.

Alaxen
Caldari
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2009.10.22 15:41:00 - [236]
 

Originally by: Sentinel Eeex
Oh boy, this will be an awesome necro.

Will you be back here in a few weeks to do that? Maybe you should copy and paste it into a text file to paste into local at a later date.

In fairness, the war is very much like this thread - three times as many Goons, yet nobody really has the upper hand.

Funky Feeling
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2009.10.22 17:55:00 - [237]
 

Hail Roadkill?

oh wait.. I think I got fooled in a chat I had yesterday

[00:00] Goon> Roadkill is alive
[00:00] Funky Feeling> oh


The Mittani
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.22 18:47:00 - [238]
 

i like even crappy propaganda mocking me because it still involves my favorite subject (me) vOv

I'Like'Pie
Caldari
Domination.
THE KLINGONS
Posted - 2009.10.22 19:03:00 - [239]
 

Isn't Mittani that guy from that alliance, that likes to post about how to be a spymaster in some game? Serious business cCc*.

Lol.

Arakkis Melanogaster
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.10.22 23:43:00 - [240]
 

I don't think you are taking this seriously enough.

I'm so angry right now.

I'm seriously angry.


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