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mothyowns
The Kairos Syndicate
Posted - 2009.09.26 17:37:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: mothyowns on 26/09/2009 17:38:30
So I'm travelling back to my home system from Dodixie, and I see a -2.8 guy sitting on a gallente battleship wreck in his pod. He has a GCC. Smile I burn it over to the wreck to see if the T2 goodies have been ninja'd already, and open the wreck.

WOOT!! 2x Amarr Navy large armour reps, and 2x shadow serp magstabs \o/

Almost instantly after I scoop the lewtz into my cargo, I get a convo invite from the guy. He asks for his stuff back. Naturally, since I worked hard for the loot (ABing 10km is tough) I don't want to give it back. However... the guy has a 12m bounty on his head which doesn't really suit his personality of grovelling for some mods back. I decide to relieve him of it.

I tell him to meet me at a planet in Vylade, (since he can't use a ship in 0.9 sec) and I'll jump out of my ship with the modules inside and let him board it and take the mods to the station. He turns up in an incursus, and I persuade him to jump ship. At which point I let loose with my gank-a-cat and blow his pod to smithereens. Easy 12m on top of my looted modules from earlier for me Very Happy
I then try to scam his remaining isk off of him by making a contract for one of the amarr navy LARs, but I'm newby at scamming and mess it up and he notices the scam Sad
Chatlog is here for those interested. I know this isn't the msot epic story, but it made my day. Laughing

TL:DR I get some faction mods, and a guy gets podded.

gpfault
Blood Covenant
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.09.26 17:40:00 - [2]
 

Not as good as your other thread, also first.

Lexa Hellfury
Immortal.
Posted - 2009.09.26 17:43:00 - [3]
 

Nice read lol. Some people are p. dumb.

Burning Horizon
nul-li-fy
Atlas.
Posted - 2009.09.26 18:35:00 - [4]
 

lol that was a good read

Lord Bentley
The Syndicates
Posted - 2009.09.26 18:47:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: mothyowns
Edited by: mothyowns on 26/09/2009 17:38:30
So I'm travelling back to my home system from Dodixie, and I see a -2.8 guy sitting on a gallente battleship wreck in his pod. He has a GCC. Smile I burn it over to the wreck to see if the T2 goodies have been ninja'd already, and open the wreck.

WOOT!! 2x Amarr Navy large armour reps, and 2x shadow serp magstabs \o/

Almost instantly after I scoop the lewtz into my cargo, I get a convo invite from the guy. He asks for his stuff back. Naturally, since I worked hard for the loot (ABing 10km is tough) I don't want to give it back. However... the guy has a 12m bounty on his head which doesn't really suit his personality of grovelling for some mods back. I decide to relieve him of it.

I tell him to meet me at a planet in Vylade, (since he can't use a ship in 0.9 sec) and I'll jump out of my ship with the modules inside and let him board it and take the mods to the station. He turns up in an incursus, and I persuade him to jump ship. At which point I let loose with my gank-a-cat and blow his pod to smithereens. Easy 12m on top of my looted modules from earlier for me Very Happy
I then try to scam his remaining isk off of him by making a contract for one of the amarr navy LARs, but I'm newby at scamming and mess it up and he notices the scam Sad
Chatlog is here for those interested. I know this isn't the msot epic story, but it made my day. Laughing

TL:DR I get some faction mods, and a guy gets podded.



Dear Sir,

Living out of others misery can be harmful for you. You are clearly not mature person yet, cause you get pleasure for griefing others. Have you been loved as a child? Now, release that hate and pound a fist to your table each time you feel like griefing someone. This way, you will grow to be a carebear and to love others.

I hope you will be cured.

Fumen
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2009.09.26 18:57:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Lord Bentley
Originally by: mothyowns
Edited by: mothyowns on 26/09/2009 17:38:30
So I'm travelling back to my home system from Dodixie, and I see a -2.8 guy sitting on a gallente battleship wreck in his pod. He has a GCC. Smile I burn it over to the wreck to see if the T2 goodies have been ninja'd already, and open the wreck.

WOOT!! 2x Amarr Navy large armour reps, and 2x shadow serp magstabs \o/

Almost instantly after I scoop the lewtz into my cargo, I get a convo invite from the guy. He asks for his stuff back. Naturally, since I worked hard for the loot (ABing 10km is tough) I don't want to give it back. However... the guy has a 12m bounty on his head which doesn't really suit his personality of grovelling for some mods back. I decide to relieve him of it.

I tell him to meet me at a planet in Vylade, (since he can't use a ship in 0.9 sec) and I'll jump out of my ship with the modules inside and let him board it and take the mods to the station. He turns up in an incursus, and I persuade him to jump ship. At which point I let loose with my gank-a-cat and blow his pod to smithereens. Easy 12m on top of my looted modules from earlier for me Very Happy
I then try to scam his remaining isk off of him by making a contract for one of the amarr navy LARs, but I'm newby at scamming and mess it up and he notices the scam Sad
Chatlog is here for those interested. I know this isn't the msot epic story, but it made my day. Laughing

TL:DR I get some faction mods, and a guy gets podded.



Dear Sir,

Living out of others misery can be harmful for you. You are clearly not mature person yet, cause you get pleasure for griefing others. Have you been loved as a child? Now, release that hate and pound a fist to your table each time you feel like griefing someone. This way, you will grow to be a carebear and to love others.

I hope you will be cured.


Obviously the guy he shot was no goody-two-shoes. Given his... lack of awareness of getting podded... I'd say he's probably just been led astray by other, more malicious entities. I say justice has been served. Let the offender learn that failure to follow the letter of the law has unforeseen consequences. Let us hope that he will turn from his wicked ways and walk the path of righteousness. (I'm sure that the modules in question were gained illegally or via misbegotten funds.)

g0ggalor
Posted - 2009.09.26 19:40:00 - [7]
 

Lol

I love how in the chat logs, you can see where the podding happened even though podding is never mentioned.

mothyowns
The Kairos Syndicate
Posted - 2009.09.26 23:01:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Lord Bentley
Originally by: mothyowns
Edited by: mothyowns on 26/09/2009 17:38:30
So I'm travelling back to my home system from Dodixie, and I see a -2.8 guy sitting on a gallente battleship wreck in his pod. He has a GCC. Smile I burn it over to the wreck to see if the T2 goodies have been ninja'd already, and open the wreck.

WOOT!! 2x Amarr Navy large armour reps, and 2x shadow serp magstabs \o/

Almost instantly after I scoop the lewtz into my cargo, I get a convo invite from the guy. He asks for his stuff back. Naturally, since I worked hard for the loot (ABing 10km is tough) I don't want to give it back. However... the guy has a 12m bounty on his head which doesn't really suit his personality of grovelling for some mods back. I decide to relieve him of it.

I tell him to meet me at a planet in Vylade, (since he can't use a ship in 0.9 sec) and I'll jump out of my ship with the modules inside and let him board it and take the mods to the station. He turns up in an incursus, and I persuade him to jump ship. At which point I let loose with my gank-a-cat and blow his pod to smithereens. Easy 12m on top of my looted modules from earlier for me Very Happy
I then try to scam his remaining isk off of him by making a contract for one of the amarr navy LARs, but I'm newby at scamming and mess it up and he notices the scam Sad
Chatlog is here for those interested. I know this isn't the msot epic story, but it made my day. Laughing

TL:DR I get some faction mods, and a guy gets podded.



Dear Sir,

Living out of others misery can be harmful for you. You are clearly not mature person yet, cause you get pleasure for griefing others. Have you been loved as a child? Now, release that hate and pound a fist to your table each time you feel like griefing someone. This way, you will grow to be a carebear and to love others.

I hope you will be cured.


Dear Sir,

Thank you for your concerns. However, I saw this event more as an opportunity to teach another of the possible malicious intent of others in this game, and why trusting someone you do not know is a bad idea. By doing so, I find that I am helping another, which is a worthy cause indeed. By giving out such lessons at every opportunity in game, I hopefully help people to avoid a similar situation from occurring in real life.

Respectfully,

Mothyowns
Teeny Tiny Space Pirates

Cerebella
Gallente
The Restless Masquerade
Posted - 2009.09.26 23:14:00 - [9]
 

A + + Would read again.

Lyanca
Amarr
United Wormholes
Posted - 2009.09.27 01:23:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:36
Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:06
Meh. It would help if it was informed that concord takes special action in their sovereignity high sec. In the tutorials, for example. Do observe that I did not attack anyone to incur that GCC. I had no idea it would mean insta-pop just to enter there, has worked fine through jita, rens and many other 0.9 - 1.0 sec areas.

This is the killmail;
http://afaty.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1064

Btw, you're still an *******.

serelika
Posted - 2009.09.27 03:15:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: serelika on 27/09/2009 03:15:56
Edited by: serelika on 27/09/2009 03:15:13
Originally by: Lyanca
Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:36
Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:06
Meh. It would help if it was informed that concord takes special action in their sovereignity high sec. In the tutorials, for example. Do observe that I did not attack anyone to incur that GCC. I had no idea it would mean insta-pop just to enter there, has worked fine through jita, rens and many other 0.9 - 1.0 sec areas.

This is the killmail;
http://afaty.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1064

Btw, you're still an *******.



http://lmgtfy.com/?q=concord+sovereignty

GenrlBaconbits alt
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2009.09.27 03:30:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: GenrlBaconbits alt on 27/09/2009 03:33:10
good story, better than others that have been posted here 7/10 needs more carebear tearsYARRRR!!

EDIT: nice carebear tears, re rated to 9/10 from the chat logs.

NyteTyger
Gallente
NiteSun Enterprises
Posted - 2009.09.27 06:27:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Lyanca
Btw, you're still an *******.[/quote



Chatlogs + this = great thread.

I spit out my coke Crying or Very sad

Leather Jack
Kernite Commando
Posted - 2009.09.27 07:08:00 - [14]
 

Just read some other guys thread about killing some n00b BC with his friends.
It was meh, lucky me I didnt post there so I can instantly post in this much more superior thread. yay!

In comparision to all else I've read this morning I'll give you a strong 10/10 before I've even read the chatlogs.

10/10

Devine13
Devine Entity
Posted - 2009.09.27 07:23:00 - [15]
 

THIS IS GAME!

Sir Carnage
Posted - 2009.09.27 08:10:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Lord Bentley
Originally by: mothyowns
Edited by: mothyowns on 26/09/2009 17:38:30
So I'm travelling back to my home system from Dodixie, and I see a -2.8 guy sitting on a gallente battleship wreck in his pod. He has a GCC. Smile I burn it over to the wreck to see if the T2 goodies have been ninja'd already, and open the wreck.

WOOT!! 2x Amarr Navy large armour reps, and 2x shadow serp magstabs \o/

Almost instantly after I scoop the lewtz into my cargo, I get a convo invite from the guy. He asks for his stuff back. Naturally, since I worked hard for the loot (ABing 10km is tough) I don't want to give it back. However... the guy has a 12m bounty on his head which doesn't really suit his personality of grovelling for some mods back. I decide to relieve him of it.

I tell him to meet me at a planet in Vylade, (since he can't use a ship in 0.9 sec) and I'll jump out of my ship with the modules inside and let him board it and take the mods to the station. He turns up in an incursus, and I persuade him to jump ship. At which point I let loose with my gank-a-cat and blow his pod to smithereens. Easy 12m on top of my looted modules from earlier for me Very Happy
I then try to scam his remaining isk off of him by making a contract for one of the amarr navy LARs, but I'm newby at scamming and mess it up and he notices the scam Sad
Chatlog is here for those interested. I know this isn't the msot epic story, but it made my day. Laughing

TL:DR I get some faction mods, and a guy gets podded.



Dear Sir,

Living out of others misery can be harmful for you. You are clearly not mature person yet, cause you get pleasure for griefing others. Have you been loved as a child? Now, release that hate and pound a fist to your table each time you feel like griefing someone. This way, you will grow to be a carebear and to love others.

I hope you will be cured.


Just looks like good business to me. Get the faction loot, recognize excessive gullibility, get bounty isk, attempt to continue to exploit gullibility, fail with contract scam, gullible player learns. Educators deserve their isk. They provide an important service to all the impressionable recruits.

Dirk Culliford
H A V O C
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2009.09.27 09:25:00 - [17]
 

Laughing
Originally by: Lyanca
Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:36
Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:06
Meh. It would help if it was informed that concord takes special action in their sovereignity high sec. In the tutorials, for example. Do observe that I did not attack anyone to incur that GCC. I had no idea it would mean insta-pop just to enter there, has worked fine through jita, rens and many other 0.9 - 1.0 sec areas.

This is the killmail;
http://afaty.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1064

Btw, you're still an *******.



Heh, and you wouldn't take the mods if you saw 2 large amarr navy reps dropped as a result of somebody's stupidity?

10/10

Ospie
Ransom and Kill
Core.Impulse
Posted - 2009.09.27 09:27:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Lyanca
Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:36
Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:06
Meh. It would help if it was informed that concord takes special action in their sovereignity high sec. In the tutorials, for example. Do observe that I did not attack anyone to incur that GCC. I had no idea it would mean insta-pop just to enter there, has worked fine through jita, rens and many other 0.9 - 1.0 sec areas.

This is the killmail;
http://afaty.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1064

Btw, you're still an *******.


Way to go! Thanks to both of you for a good read.

Lord Bentley is a joke as well Razz
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=corp&name=Bentley+Group&filter=losses
Ouch Sad

Lauren Sheaperd
Minmatar
Cry Wolf.
Posted - 2009.09.27 10:54:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: Lauren Sheaperd on 27/09/2009 10:56:51
Originally by: Sir Carnage
excessive gullibility,


I've faught and chatted with Lyanca enough to know she isn't stupidly gullible, though the point is moot. She still lost the mods at the end of the day for something that really deserves a warning. Though seeing so much isk drop made my pirate soul cry.

Please Lyanca, die near me next time. Laughing

Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2009.09.27 10:56:00 - [20]
 

this thread started as an above average 6.5/10, and totally changed when the victim posted.

it's now 10/10.

OP can has free tears \o/Cool

Lord Bentley
The Syndicates
Posted - 2009.09.27 11:33:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Ospie
Originally by: Lyanca
Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:36
Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:06
Meh. It would help if it was informed that concord takes special action in their sovereignity high sec. In the tutorials, for example. Do observe that I did not attack anyone to incur that GCC. I had no idea it would mean insta-pop just to enter there, has worked fine through jita, rens and many other 0.9 - 1.0 sec areas.

This is the killmail;
http://afaty.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1064

Btw, you're still an *******.


Way to go! Thanks to both of you for a good read.

Lord Bentley is a joke as well Razz
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=corp&name=Bentley+Group&filter=losses
Ouch Sad


Dear Lady,

Those losses do not tell the whole story, it must be 4 x more + i have lost a pos too while unanchoring it. I don't really mind and i have learned a quite a few lessons as well. I do not have any kills cause i'm a peaceful man that forgives pirates and other people with troubles in their life.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.09.27 15:18:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Lyanca
Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:36
Edited by: Lyanca on 27/09/2009 01:24:06
Meh. It would help if it was informed that concord takes special action in their sovereignity high sec. In the tutorials, for example. Do observe that I did not attack anyone to incur that GCC. I had no idea it would mean insta-pop just to enter there, has worked fine through jita, rens and many other 0.9 - 1.0 sec areas.

This is the killmail;
http://afaty.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=1064

Btw, you're still an *******.


Lyanca > you're american?
mothyowns > british
Lyanca > figures
mothyowns > how?
Lyanca > you're atll the same, intolerant, selfish and deceitful

You sound like the a-hole to me.

I may have to pay you a visit ingame.

Slippery Slick
Gallente
As Far As The eYe can see
Chained Reactions
Posted - 2009.09.27 16:42:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Lyanca > you're american?
mothyowns > british
Lyanca > figures
mothyowns > how?
Lyanca > you're atll the same, intolerant, selfish and deceitful

You sound like the a-hole to me.

I may have to pay you a visit ingame.


Oh nooo the mighty Suddenly Ninjaa conqueror will pay AFATY a visit, what will we do?

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.09.27 16:57:00 - [24]
 

You are just making it worse for yourselves.

Slippery Slick
Gallente
As Far As The eYe can see
Chained Reactions
Posted - 2009.09.27 17:05:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
You are just making it worse for yourselves.


I would like to hear your progress on the war with Suddenly Ninjas.

Velen Cartealis
Strategic Syndicate
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2009.09.27 20:36:00 - [26]
 

Good thread,
cheers to both killer and a victim.

arambe fuddled
The Commonwealth Federation
Posted - 2009.09.27 23:31:00 - [27]
 

I felt kinda bad for her after seeing it go down in the C&P channel, so I offered to help. After this kind of response to my offers of help, I'm actually pretty happy she lost so much: http://pastebin.com/m76193827


AdmiralJohn
Gallente
Origin of Sanshaa
Posted - 2009.09.27 23:39:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: arambe fuddled
I felt kinda bad for her after seeing it go down in the C&P channel, so I offered to help. After this kind of response to my offers of help, I'm actually pretty happy she lost so much: http://pastebin.com/m76193827




This made me laugh. A lot.

Gold, pure gold.

Dennard
Northern Cross Enterprises
Posted - 2009.09.28 01:13:00 - [29]
 

10/10

Great readLaughing


Trustworthy Joe
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.09.28 03:41:00 - [30]
 

is this the new joe phoenix?


(lets not ignore joe even if this is)


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