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Donkee Punch
Amarr
Council of Human Urban Meatshield Paratroopers
Posted - 2009.09.22 11:48:00 - [1]
 

Serious bizniss here folks, of the interwebs spaceship kind.

It seems Maru' Kage contacted the leaders of Mostly Zombies (they are dead don't you know) in an effort to MERGE with them.

The reason -

PANDEMIC LEGION

PL showed up in X-70 yesterday and Viper Shizzle was quoted as saying "Uh, yeah. Nice system?"

Sick Boy, OWNer of X-70, called in his troops, who were promptly slapped around like an altar boy. Sick Boy barfed like a pregnant teen in her 1st trimester over his inability to spam local with 'OWNED'.

Nevvyn, Derran, Shinzu and AFCLay (he managed the courage to log in yesterday) proceeded to respond with moans of "bbbbrrraaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnzzzzzzzz". The negotiations quickly broke down as all Sick Boy could say was "OOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD" and all MH would say was "BBBBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZ".

Lou Cypher, one of the few in Mostly Harmless (sorry, Zombies) NOT to be a zombie, but still a poo flinging monkey, was quoted after the negotiating.

"Yeah, well, Derran and Nevvyn, they wanted brains, and well, they sent us Sick Boy. Yeah, after the meeting, they were still starvin ya know"

Later that evening, a 20+ man Maru gang ran from a 20 man band of zombie monkeys in the F-N system, which was weird, since they were zombies, and zombies don't poop, so there were no poo flinging monkeys in the system.

JeepersCreepers
Caldari
Endstati0n
Ev0ke
Posted - 2009.09.22 11:53:00 - [2]
 

first?

Ethan Hunte
Gallente
Ninjas With Frikkin StarShips
Posted - 2009.09.22 12:01:00 - [3]
 

i read this thread and I see viper shizzle can spell.

or something. that is what it is about.

p.s he is phat.

Gixxer 1000
Caldari
Ceptacemia
Unforgiving.
Posted - 2009.09.22 12:17:00 - [4]
 

English translation please? Google translator just returned "WTF".

Diehard Si
Gallente
0utbreak
Outbreak.
Posted - 2009.09.22 12:25:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: JeepersCreepers
first?


and probably one of the last.

stu007
Caldari
Kickass inc
Controlled Chaos
Posted - 2009.09.22 12:32:00 - [6]
 

I just wanted to get in before it got locked!

Betty Boom
Caldari
SPECTRE Syndicate
Posted - 2009.09.22 12:36:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Gixxer 1000
English translation please? Google translator just returned "WTF".

I understand it without any problems....

MK contacted MH and requested a merger. Reason was, that PL show up in X-70 and got owned by MK. MH said no.Very HappyWink

Faekurias
Caldari
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2009.09.22 15:36:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Betty Boom
Originally by: Gixxer 1000
English translation please? Google translator just returned "WTF".

I understand it without any problems....

MK contacted MH and requested a merger. Reason was, that PL show up in X-70 and got owned by MK. MH said no.Very HappyWink


Seems you misunderstood it. Cool

darkfuntime
Minmatar
Infinite Improbability Inc
Posted - 2009.09.22 15:40:00 - [9]
 

i support all poo flinging,all poo flingers also welcome to dock at bwf today and get there 5 mil docking bonus.

annoing
Amarr
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2009.09.22 15:47:00 - [10]
 

After reading the op's post and reading it again, im still unclear as to the poo references or anything else in the post for that matter.

PL want something and someone else throws poo? is that it?

All advice kindly received ty


Betty Boom
Caldari
SPECTRE Syndicate
Posted - 2009.09.22 15:48:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Faekurias
Originally by: Betty Boom
Originally by: Gixxer 1000
English translation please? Google translator just returned "WTF".

I understand it without any problems....

MK contacted MH and requested a merger. Reason was, that PL show up in X-70 and got owned by MK. MH said no.Very HappyWink


Seems you misunderstood it. Cool


dotlan explains it Very HappyWink

Raiiden
Gallente
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2009.09.22 20:51:00 - [12]
 

ROFLMAOHASHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

this is the most redicubad propaganda ive ever had the pleasure to lawlface @.Laughing


[email protected]#$ MH and the rest of you carebears! YARRRR!!

Soggybottom
Gallente
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.09.22 21:25:00 - [13]
 

We heard Hydra Reloaded was in the area and we only fight the best. (and nap the rest)

Daniel Ogden
Gallente
Evoke.
Ev0ke
Posted - 2009.09.22 21:57:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Soggybottom
We heard Hydra Reloaded was in the area and we only fight the best. (and nap the rest)


WAS being the operative word in that sentence. He was promptly podded and returned home.

As for the OP, LULZ Laughing

Suitonia
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.09.22 22:12:00 - [15]
 

Confirming that HYDRA RELOADED is currently training its XxeLiTe WaRwInGxX in Pure Blind, to ready ourselves for the major push we will be doing to retake our home system of TVN-FM, now that Tri and BoB are basically dead, we don't have any obstacles!

Maru Ka'ge has already felt the horrifying power of HYDRA RELOADEDs XxeLiTe WaRwInGxX. And It is fairly amusing that they claim saving an webless rail enyo of theirs from an Incursus by bringing in a Claw and Sabre to save it as a victory.

HYDRA VICTOR

Ivanit Inapewper
Caldari
Council of Human Urban Meatshield Paratroopers
Posted - 2009.09.23 04:17:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Suitonia
Confirming that HYDRA RELOADED is currently training its XxeLiTe WaRwInGxX in Pure Blind, to ready ourselves for the major push we will be doing to retake our home system of TVN-FM, now that Tri and BoB are basically dead, we don't have any obstacles!

Maru Ka'ge has already felt the horrifying power of HYDRA RELOADEDs XxeLiTe WaRwInGxX. And It is fairly amusing that they claim saving an webless rail enyo of theirs from an Incursus by bringing in a Claw and Sabre to save it as a victory.

HYDRA VICTOR


Wow... just... wow....

I can't beli... wait, it's Maru... I can.

Yazoul Samaiel
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.09.23 04:42:00 - [17]
 

Clearly someone has taken the jam out of their donuts.

Sick Boy
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.09.23 05:03:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Raiiden
ROFLMAOHASHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

this is the most redicubad propaganda ive ever had the pleasure to lawlface @.Laughing


[email protected]#$ MH and the rest of you carebears! YARRRR!!


Ya wth, we hate MH, everyone knows that. We hunt them down like vicious wolves in our own space. If we blued MH what would we do to fit ships without the loot modes we get from all their dead hulls.

Raiiden
Gallente
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2009.09.23 05:04:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Yazoul Samaiel
Clearly someone has taken the jam out of their donuts.


This thread needs more donut jamming.



Robert Ger
Caldari
WEPRA CORP
White Noise.
Posted - 2009.09.23 05:35:00 - [20]
 

LOL

Very Happy

Full Bird
Gallente
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2009.09.23 12:06:00 - [21]
 

I want Brainz!!!!

Wait should I be saying that or should I be Poo Flinging? And what is my motivation for pete's sake? Am I excited or upset or what? I need direction ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Carebear Powers Activate!!!!

Ah Much better, as I was saying!!

I want Brainz!!!!ughTwisted Evil

JALEW
Gallente
inFluX.
Posted - 2009.10.02 15:21:00 - [22]
 

MK vs. PL as it stands currently, 157 kills, 81 losses. Truly Allah favors mk.

GunnerySergeant Blair
Caldari
Fairlight Corp
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2009.10.02 15:39:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: JALEW
MK vs. PL as it stands currently, 157 kills, 81 losses. Truly Allah favors mk.


Confirming MK killed 157 Shuttles and cyno Kestrels and lost 81 fleet BS.

Sick Boy
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.10.02 18:43:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: GunnerySergeant Blair
Originally by: JALEW
MK vs. PL as it stands currently, 157 kills, 81 losses. Truly Allah favors mk.


Confirming MK killed 157 Shuttles and cyno Kestrels and lost 81 fleet BS.


tell that to the absolution, munnin, cerb and the rest of the hac pilots thar got bbqed last night. Truth is we are just as good as pl in small gang scraps, and they are welcome to test us anytime they like. Love having them in system, they are always fit with good loot when we pop them, it's like Xmas in every wreck

Gaius Capua
Amarr
Cow Boys From HeII
The Volition Cult
Posted - 2009.10.02 19:12:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Sick Boy
Originally by: GunnerySergeant Blair
Originally by: JALEW
MK vs. PL as it stands currently, 157 kills, 81 losses. Truly Allah favors mk.


Confirming MK killed 157 Shuttles and cyno Kestrels and lost 81 fleet BS.


tell that to the absolution, munnin, cerb and the rest of the hac pilots thar got bbqed last night. Truth is we are just as good as pl in small gang scraps, and they are welcome to test us anytime they like. Love having them in system, they are always fit with good loot when we pop them, it's like Xmas in every wreck


That badly fit Curse loss goes nicely with your badly fit carrier loss.

Uran otan
Minmatar
POINT of KNOW RETURN
Logistics and Industrial Dorks
Posted - 2009.10.02 20:34:00 - [26]
 

Maru Ka'ge is the most fun alliance i have been part of in Eve. Most laid back, having fun, shoot em up type guys in eve imo.

SpongeBetty
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2009.10.02 20:43:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: SpongeBetty on 02/10/2009 20:43:46
Originally by: Uran otan
Maru Ka'ge is the most fun alliance i have been part of in Eve. Most laid back, having fun, shoot em up type guys in eve imo.


Let me correct this:

Maru Ka'ge is the biggest group of smack talking tards eve has seen since puppet masters. They fit warp core stabs on their t1 cruisers and frigates, and rarely leave docking range. They lie about stats and are only good at pvp in their own minds. Most pathetic group in eve imo.

nunun
Caldari
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.10.02 22:45:00 - [28]
 

do u realy do any thing as apvp ? the only thing i know is u talk on local and never show out of ur station ...


Cool

Shosin Tamaka
Gallente
Unknown-Entity
Black Star Alliance
Posted - 2009.10.02 22:55:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: nunun
do u realy do any thing as apvp ? the only thing i know is u talk on local and never show out of ur station ...


Cool


Ask some of your mates bud. Curse, abso, munnin, saber, cerb. Popped withing 5 mins of each other. by a t1 cruiser gang of 7. While you had over 45 folks in local. Smack is deserved. You girls suck.

nunun
Caldari
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.10.02 23:08:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Shosin Tamaka
Originally by: nunun
do u realy do any thing as apvp ? the only thing i know is u talk on local and never show out of ur station ...


Cool


Ask some of your mates bud. Curse, abso, munnin, saber, cerb. Popped withing 5 mins of each other. by a t1 cruiser gang of 7. While you had over 45 folks in local. Smack is deserved. You girls suck.

u want to talk about kills :) chack pl kb omg ur realy think u guys are apvper hehe will see i will be in tomorrow and i will see are u going to bring it and then i will say it in fornt of evry one with akb link if ur apvper or not gl and see u in tomorrow


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