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Mad Maulkin
Posted - 2009.09.09 09:37:00 - [31]
 

Our Chribba, who art in the belt.
Hallowed be thy Veldnaught.
Thy ore be mined.
Hidden belts we find.
In 0.0 as it is in Empire.
Give us this day our daily Veldspar.
And forgive us our ore theft,
As we forgive those who thieve against us.
And lead us not into gate camps,
But deliver us from pirates.
For thine is the ore,
and the ice, and the moons,
fore ever and ever.

- Xindi Kraid

Lord Haur
Amarr
Grim Determination
Posted - 2009.09.09 10:08:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Datei Naru
If each veldspar roid were a woman, Chribba would be the biggest ladies man in EVE.

cause well, nothing says hello like a big dreadnaught Avatar drilling at you. Shocked

Fix'd Cool

TimMc
Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band
Posted - 2009.09.09 11:33:00 - [33]
 

Pretty fail jokes so far Neutral

The macdaddy
Amarr
Hedion University
Posted - 2009.09.09 12:06:00 - [34]
 

To add to the general flavor of fail in here...........

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face?" The horse looks at him and says "im a horse"

Neutral

Ame Sonoda
Caldari
Requiem of the Sinner
Posted - 2009.09.09 12:19:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: PhatBoy
Chribba Jokes (We're not laughing)


Fixed

Thread needs to be nuked from orbit.

ElrondMD
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2009.09.09 12:24:00 - [36]
 

Worst thread of the day

Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
Posted - 2009.09.09 12:48:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: TimMc
Pretty fail jokes so far Neutral

Ame Sonoda
Caldari
Requiem of the Sinner
Posted - 2009.09.09 16:30:00 - [38]
 

this thread is now about PhatBoy

What did PhatBoy say to the *****?





OM NOM NOM NOM

Nachshon
Caldari
Tribal Liberation Force
Posted - 2009.09.09 18:45:00 - [39]
 

We all know that Chribba has a dreadnought in hisec despite CONCORD prohibitions. However, here are some other Chribba facts:

Chribba can board another ship while someone is already in it.
Chribba doesn't need to buy new implants after being podded. His genetic structure has altered to replicated the effects of a full set.
Chribba can use his mining lasers on other ships.
CCP will never remove asteroid belts from Amarr lest they face the wrath of Chribba.

Playing Eve
Posted - 2009.09.09 19:07:00 - [40]
 

When baby 'roids go to sleep at night, they check the closet for Chribba.
Chribba does not sleep. He mines.
Chribba mined an infinite amount of Veldspar - twice.
Chribba doesn't wear a watch; it's always time to mine.
Chribba was once a frozen corpse. He mined himself for ice.
Chribba doesn't write contracts. They assemble themselves out of fear.
Chribba can divide by zero.
Chribba has 12 moons. One of those moons is Amarr.
There is in fact an "i" in Chribba, but there is no "team".
Asteroids want to grow up to be just like Chribba. Usually they grow up just to be killed by Chribba.

Zurrar
Posted - 2009.09.09 19:18:00 - [41]
 

two nuns and chribba walk into a bar...
i thought it was funneh, i expected the nuns would duck!

chribba, a smart blond, and santa clause fly past a can of veldspar, who scoops it?
not a smart blond, they dont exist.
not santa clause... no one in eve is fat and has a sled
chribba cant pick it up cause his hold is already full of veldspar, and he has a 'special' relationship with said veldspar... its a trap anyways!

knock knock
whos there?
chribba
chribba who?
chribba hoe and spanker silly!

Weazy Z
The Fifth Ace
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2009.09.09 20:31:00 - [42]
 

Sorta curious as to why this dude is worshiped. He does provides a (ad spammed/slow) file host, eve-search (which i never got around to really using), and a super-cap transfer service... but the people who seem to be most concerned about him are nubs who dont need any of the above.

This guy just is sorta pathetic-- keeps super caps as trophies rather than weapons, gets lame tats, and whines when devs decide to make him move his ships in accordance to the rules. I guess if i were a nub highsec dweller, he might be my role model too but seriously-- terrible thread for a terrible gamer.

Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.09.09 20:42:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Weazy Z
Sorta curious as to why this dude is worshiped. He does provides a (ad spammed/slow) file host, eve-search (which i never got around to really using), and a super-cap transfer service... but the people who seem to be most concerned about him are nubs who dont need any of the above.

This guy just is sorta pathetic-- keeps super caps as trophies rather than weapons, gets lame tats, and whines when devs decide to make him move his ships in accordance to the rules. I guess if i were a nub highsec dweller, he might be my role model too but seriously-- terrible thread for a terrible gamer.


Let's see your 6 Eon awards

Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
Posted - 2009.09.09 20:49:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: Weazy Z
Sorta curious as to why this dude is worshiped. He does provides a (ad spammed/slow) file host, eve-search (which i never got around to really using), and a super-cap transfer service... but the people who seem to be most concerned about him are nubs who dont need any of the above.

This guy just is sorta pathetic-- keeps super caps as trophies rather than weapons, gets lame tats, and whines when devs decide to make him move his ships in accordance to the rules. I guess if i were a nub highsec dweller, he might be my role model too but seriously-- terrible thread for a terrible gamer.


Well from the little I know of him he is a very nice person on top of all the things you describe. I don't play like him, but I like him, I like his sense of humour, I have nothing bad to say about him and I like his attitude about the game generally. There aren't many people like him and he is very important to the community. We could use more people like him.

You might be an amazing gamer and play the game more closely like I do, but there is nothing special about you. Nothing you do in game or out of game has been important to me and certainly isn't important to the community. Based on your posts you don't have a very likeable personality and you seem to lack a sense of humour about the game and things like this thread. If you left EVE today, it wouldn't affect anything.

Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2009.09.09 21:03:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Weazy Z
Sorta curious as to why this dude is worshiped. He does provides a (ad spammed/slow) file host, eve-search (which i never got around to really using), and a super-cap transfer service... but the people who seem to be most concerned about him are nubs who dont need any of the above.

This guy just is sorta pathetic-- keeps super caps as trophies rather than weapons, gets lame tats, and whines when devs decide to make him move his ships in accordance to the rules. I guess if i were a nub highsec dweller, he might be my role model too but seriously-- terrible thread for a terrible gamer.
lesse...

he hosts EVE-files, and lets us upload all sorts of stuff eve-related there, for FREE.
he is also the most trustworthy person in EVE, and you can trust him to make a supercap trading, or whatever trading needs to be done.
he also mines the crap out of the scourge that is Veldspar.
he also provided the newbies, what could be the first, and probably only, view of a capship in space.
and he's a nice guy all around, and you can be dead sure that if you wardec him for whatever reason or no reason at all, you'll have your ass tagged, marked, and 2/3rds of the entire eve population after your ass.

this is the extend of how great is the service he provided to the community.

In all honesty, I just think he's the self-aware interface of TQ with the real world.Razz

Eddie Gordo
Minmatar
Masuat'aa Matari
Damu'Khonde
Posted - 2009.09.09 21:06:00 - [46]
 

IBC - in before Chribba..

dr doooo
Posted - 2009.09.09 22:09:00 - [47]
 




I notice Chribba hasn't 'officially approved of this thread' yet. Why does this not surprise me? These jokes aren't even half way good enough for an autistic kids' lolly stick.



Oscardoodle
Amarr
Posted - 2009.09.09 22:52:00 - [48]
 

Chribba walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" Chribba turns to him and says, "I'm Chribba".

/awaits an utter cacophony of laughter.

Cyberman Mastermind
Posted - 2009.09.11 11:29:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Weazy Z
keeps super caps as trophies rather than weapons

Yeah, how dare he do something unique? He should play the game exactly the way you want him to.

Quote:
whines when devs decide to make him move his ships in accordance to the rules.

Fun fact: The rules never stated that caps were not allowed IN high-sec. Only that they're not allowed INTO high-sec.

Doomed Predator
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.09.11 11:55:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: Weazy Z
Sorta curious as to why this dude is worshiped. He does provides a (ad spammed/slow) file host, eve-search (which i never got around to really using), and a super-cap transfer service... but the people who seem to be most concerned about him are nubs who dont need any of the above.

This guy just is sorta pathetic-- keeps super caps as trophies rather than weapons, gets lame tats, and whines when devs decide to make him move his ships in accordance to the rules. I guess if i were a nub highsec dweller, he might be my role model too but seriously-- terrible thread for a terrible gamer.

Eve files and search are free which is nice, the most trusted person in EVE( which is a shocker, since EVE promotes underhandedness and stealing; makes him even more popular). I have never talked to him, but he does seem like a nice guy. He has done more for EVE than the average person and the fact that he got a veld tattoo is his own problem, hell he can tattoo anything he wants since it's his skin.

The people making threads about him are a different matter, most of them usually suck and the ones who bash him in said praise threads are usually jealous and/or trolling his fanboys.

tl;dr Chribba is fine, his fanboys/haters go too far though.


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