This thread, and others like it, delivers the laughs.
Joe, for the sake of your sanity, and for those in your corporation, buck up and take it on the (very ugly, might I add) chin. Your lame act has been revealed by quite a few people, so just drop it. Fix the attitude, put out some apologies (with at least 5th grade level grammar and spelling, please), make a few concessions, and I'm sure that the pain will stop and you can go back to your normal routine.
A normal routine which, I daresay, may include playing Hello Kitty Online, but who am I to judge. I play with my Squawks McCaw