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mercyonman
Caldari
SmellsOFelderbarry
ROMANIAN-LEGION
Posted - 2009.08.21 23:50:00 - [1]
 

here's the goal:
name one of the funniest quotes from any movie.
please use proper quotation

"the human torch was denied a bank loan" - The Anchor Man


Bestofworst Worstofbest
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2009.08.21 23:53:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Bestofworst Worstofbest on 22/08/2009 00:00:05
"bowchickabowwow" - Tucker


"Heychickabumbump" - Caboose
Laughing

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2009.08.21 23:54:00 - [3]
 

Last Action Hero;

Danny Madigan: ...I though I was going to die.
Jack Slater: Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce.

mercyonman
Caldari
SmellsOFelderbarry
ROMANIAN-LEGION
Posted - 2009.08.22 01:02:00 - [4]
 

"Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about.
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: [shouting] She... Sh... It's terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon.
Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises." -The Anchor ManLaughing

Krystal Vernet
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.08.22 01:11:00 - [5]
 

Mal: Define interesting!
Wash: "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die"?

Slightly Stoopid
Posted - 2009.08.22 01:43:00 - [6]
 

Pulp Fiction: one of the best movies ever Razz


Marsellus: "What now? Lemme tell you what now. I'm gonna call up a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' ******s and go to work on the holmes here with a pair a pliars and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' Hillbilly Boy? I ain't through with you by a damn site. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."


Sound byte Linkage

Denny Haze
Amarr
Bad Wolf Project
Posted - 2009.08.22 03:09:00 - [7]
 

Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame"!
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.

--

Tucker: Ooo-kay. Church... is trying to get a TRANSLATOR. So that WE can TALK to EACH OTHER.
Church:: Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not gonna help.
Tucker: What? I'm talking to Caboose.
Church: Oh.
Caboose: [camera pans to reveal Caboose] I don't understand. Are-are-are you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? Are you cold?
Tucker: What? No.
Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hot dogs in a blanket?
Tucker: Damn it, no, Caboose! I'm NOT cold, I don't want a hot dog, and if you put mustard in my ****ing sheets again, I'm gonna kill you!

Jhagiti Tyran
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2009.08.22 05:15:00 - [8]
 

"you where only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - Italian job

"Its game over man! game over! what the **** are we gonna do now? what are we gonna do?" - Aliens

Cridil
Caldari
Saracen's salvage
Posted - 2009.08.22 12:03:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Cridil on 22/08/2009 12:05:31
Brian: [Brian is in a prison cell with Ben who is hanging from chains] Oh lay off, I've had a hard time!
Ben the Prisoner: You've had a hard time? I've been here five years, they only hung me the right way up yesterday.

or

Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

or

Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.

or

Reg: [arriving at Brian's crucifixion] Hello, Sibling Brian.
Brian: Thank God you've come, Reg.
Reg: Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom. "
Brian: What?
Reg: "Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the P. F. J. , etc. " And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration, for what you're doing for us, Brian, on what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time.

Life of Brian, to many to choose.


PantrashMoFo
Caldari
Bruggen Raiders
Posted - 2009.08.22 15:21:00 - [10]
 

Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie


best film EVER

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2009.08.22 20:12:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: PantrashMoFo
Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie


best film EVER
/Signed

JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
Posted - 2009.08.22 20:52:00 - [12]
 

"I accidentally shot Marvin in the face!"

Azirapheal
Amarr
Ministry of War
Posted - 2009.08.22 21:13:00 - [13]
 

"this is my BOOMstick" - Army of darkness

evil dead is far too quotable and funneh.

Thorliaron
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.08.22 21:22:00 - [14]
 

Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

Freyus Bargem
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2009.08.22 22:24:00 - [15]
 

Porbably most lines from Bad Boys 2

This is a nice fish ya know
Big ****ing eyes
but a nice ****ing fish.

Or the part at the Start with the ***

" we got our rights "
Why dont you exercise your right to shut the **** up.

The part in the store
The store worker talking about the TV.
"it's got 5:1 dolby.


The whole Reggie Scene = Funny.

You one big tall ludacrus looking mother ****er aint ya.

You ever made love to a man - You want to Laughing
You a virgin - yes - well keep it that way - aint gonna be no ****ing tonight.



Saint Lazarus
Pwn 'N Play
Chaos Theory Alliance
Posted - 2009.08.23 03:02:00 - [16]
 

Gerty: :'( - Moon




I literally laughed my ass off as only a true geek could have

Jacob Mei
Gallente
Posted - 2009.08.23 03:15:00 - [17]
 

"Hello, little nipple-nibbler. The rhino's a ****!" - Randolph (Death to Smoochy)

BiggestT
Caldari
Amarrian Retribution
Posted - 2009.08.23 06:36:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: BiggestT on 23/08/2009 06:38:06
Anchorman quotes are classic, but overused, no point posting them.

Some other awesome ones though..

Crowd: "We're all individuals"
Dude in crowd: "I'm Not!" -Life of Brian

Mugatu: "That Hansel's so hot right now" -Zoolander


Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2009.08.23 09:30:00 - [19]
 

Brick Top from Snatch


need I say more?

also, for a quote of him, check my sig.

want more? Check Snatch Wars

Lt Forge
Pilots Of Honour
Aeternus.
Posted - 2009.08.23 11:23:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Lt Forge on 23/08/2009 11:24:22
SHOW IT!

--

"We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating for you."
-Monty Python.

The truth.


 

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