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Yung Mi
Caldari
YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
Posted - 2009.08.16 23:53:00 - [1]
 

step one: spam forums
step two: have space handed to you by an existing "super power" and/or coalition of "friends"
step three: spam forums
step four: come under attack from a smaller entity
step five: spam forums
step six: start losing
step seven: (yes you guessed it) spam forums
step eight: stop fighting this smaller (and allegedly worse entity as CLEARLY indicated by the amount of space they hold!)
step nine: spam forums
step ten: wait until your "friends" and or master alliance start bringing 4 to 5 times the numbers of the smaller entity.
step eleven: spam forums
step twelve: send token forces of 5 - 6 to join the fleets of your "coalition"
step thirteen: spam forums
step fourteen: congratulations, you are now "good" at this game and deserve to own the space you claim makes you better than other people.

step fifteen: for good measure spam forums about it.

Privavarian
Gallente
BENEVOLENC3
Imperial 0rder
Posted - 2009.08.16 23:56:00 - [2]
 

You seem to fail at the forum part.

Yung Mi
Caldari
YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
Posted - 2009.08.16 23:59:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Privavarian
You seem to fail at the forum part.


coming for the man who brought us "LEAVE TRIUMVIRATE ALONE!" i dont think i am bothered too much.

also in slightly before the u mad?'athon

Lowanaera
Amarr
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2009.08.17 00:06:00 - [4]
 

Prosperity in a social MMO is in large part dependent on not being awful at diplomacy? Shocking.

You should write a column so that you can fill us in on more of your bold new insights.

Privavarian
Gallente
BENEVOLENC3
Imperial 0rder
Posted - 2009.08.17 00:07:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Yung Mi
Originally by: Privavarian
You seem to fail at the forum part.


coming for the man who brought us "LEAVE TRIUMVIRATE ALONE!" i dont think i am bothered too much.

also in slightly before the u mad?'athon


Hey, Triumvirate are really trying you know.

MoonsOverMyHammy
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2009.08.17 00:21:00 - [6]
 

just post with your tri character

or will that get your directorate mad at you

caod gag in effect since the titan loss?

SquadBroken
Amarr
Helljumpers
Posted - 2009.08.17 00:22:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: MoonsOverMyHammy
just post with your tri character

Shardrael
Caldari
The Fimbriani
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2009.08.17 00:25:00 - [8]
 

TRI are apparently not very good at this game Sad

Panzram
Amarr
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.08.17 00:31:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: MoonsOverMyHammy
just post with your tri character


Panzram
Amarr
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.08.17 00:31:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Lowanaera
Prosperity in a social MMO is in large part dependent on not being awful at diplomacy?

Privavarian
Gallente
BENEVOLENC3
Imperial 0rder
Posted - 2009.08.17 00:38:00 - [11]
 

NO!

Capot
Minmatar
Lyonesse.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2009.08.17 00:46:00 - [12]
 

cant be us, we never spam forums :>

SK Rooster
Gallente
No Trademark
Killboard Online
Posted - 2009.08.17 01:16:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Yung Mi
step one: spam forums
step two: have space handed to you by an existing "super power" and/or coalition of "friends"
step three: spam forums
step four: come under attack from a smaller entity
step five: spam forums
step six: start losing
step seven: (yes you guessed it) spam forums
step eight: stop fighting this smaller (and allegedly worse entity as CLEARLY indicated by the amount of space they hold!)
step nine: spam forums
step ten: wait until your "friends" and or master alliance start bringing 4 to 5 times the numbers of the smaller entity.
step eleven: spam forums
step twelve: send token forces of 5 - 6 to join the fleets of your "coalition"
step thirteen: spam forums
step fourteen: congratulations, you are now "good" at this game and deserve to own the space you claim makes you better than other people.

step fifteen: for good measure spam forums about it.

sounds about right

Palmer Eldritch
Gallente
Ultrapolite Socialites
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.08.17 01:24:00 - [14]
 

It's so, so unfair Crying or Very sad

VCBee2888
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.08.17 01:28:00 - [15]
 

how dare people post on forums it's sickening!

SquadBroken
Amarr
Helljumpers
Posted - 2009.08.17 01:35:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: SquadBroken on 17/08/2009 01:39:58
Is they key to being "bad" at this game:

1. Make bitter alt posts
2. Get ass kicked by goons/kia
3. Make more bitter alt posts?

I'm pretty sure it is Crying or Very sad

Ahistaja
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.08.17 02:09:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: MoonsOverMyHammy
just post with your tri character

Lasakywa
Caldari
Section XIII
Cursed Alliance
Posted - 2009.08.17 02:18:00 - [18]
 

you forgot the step thirteen-bis, which is "kill a titan"

Ahistaja
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.08.17 02:48:00 - [19]
 

and then make a thread about it

and then have that thread locked in an hour

Ahistaja
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.08.17 02:50:00 - [20]
 

this thread is kinda fun ugh


But seriously though, what the hell did you people expect? You show up, taunt us, get crushed and now you want to cry about it when we rub it in your fat faces?

christ.

Kinea Rapture
Caldari
Exitus Acta Probat
manufacturing disaster
Posted - 2009.08.17 06:20:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Ahistaja
this thread is kinda fun ugh


But seriously though, what the hell did you people expect? You show up, taunt us, get crushed and now you want to cry about it when we rub it in your fat faces?

christ.


Be the better and win with some dignity perhaps? .... But then you wouldn't be goons, now would you?

Efdi
Minmatar
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.08.17 06:25:00 - [22]
 

I thought the key to being good was not sucking. Silly me.

Arcika Toalen
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.08.17 06:40:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Yung Mi
wah wah wah my efficiency vs KIA was 19% wah wah wah

Richyp
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.08.17 08:21:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Efdi
I thought the key to being good was not sucking. Silly me.


No, the key is obviously PATIENCE.

Sworn Absent
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.08.17 08:52:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Yung Mi
step one: spam forums
step two: have space handed to you by an existing "super power" and/or coalition of "friends"
step three: spam forums
step four: come under attack from a smaller entity
step five: spam forums
step six: start losing
step seven: (yes you guessed it) spam forums
step eight: stop fighting this smaller (and allegedly worse entity as CLEARLY indicated by the amount of space they hold!)
step nine: spam forums
step ten: wait until your "friends" and or master alliance start bringing 4 to 5 times the numbers of the smaller entity.
step eleven: spam forums
step twelve: send token forces of 5 - 6 to join the fleets of your "coalition"
step thirteen: spam forums
step fourteen: congratulations, you are now "good" at this game and deserve to own the space you claim makes you better than other people.

step fifteen: for good measure spam forums about it.


ATLAS???

Warrio
Caldari
DarkStar 1
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.08.17 11:21:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Yung Mi
MAKING FRIENDS IS UNFAIR BECAUSE I DONT HAVE FRIENDS AND YOU HAVE FRIENDS AND I WANT ~~~~~~~~~~GOOD FIGHTS~~~~~~~~ AND YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FRIENDS UNFAIR HONOUR BLOB NAPTRAIN

You make some excellent points here and I am looking forward to further discussion on the topic.

Treath ShadowSkull
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2009.08.17 11:24:00 - [27]
 

Fail "lack of engagement"

Baron Holbach
Gallente
Ammo and Tag
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2009.08.17 11:29:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Baron Holbach on 17/08/2009 11:35:03
Edited by: Baron Holbach on 17/08/2009 11:32:31
Edited by: Baron Holbach on 17/08/2009 11:30:15
Edited by: Baron Holbach on 17/08/2009 11:29:25
Originally by: Sworn Absent
Originally by: Yung Mi
step one: spam forums
step two: have space handed to you by an existing "super power" and/or coalition of "friends"
step three: spam forums
step four: come under attack from a smaller entity
step five: spam forums
step six: start losing
step seven: (yes you guessed it) spam forums
step eight: stop fighting this smaller (and allegedly worse entity as CLEARLY indicated by the amount of space they hold!)
step nine: spam forums
step ten: wait until your "friends" and or master alliance start bringing 4 to 5 times the numbers of the smaller entity.
step eleven: spam forums
step twelve: send token forces of 5 - 6 to join the fleets of your "coalition"
step thirteen: spam forums
step fourteen: congratulations, you are now "good" at this game and deserve to own the space you claim makes you better than other people.

step fifteen: for good measure spam forums about it.


ATLAS???


more like minor thread.

at least this part how they get own space!

but you should improve this list, some of those steps are optional and some should be added: ie change your masters etc...

Treath ShadowSkull
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2009.08.17 11:32:00 - [29]
 

fail "cared what others thinks"

Darriele
Minmatar
THE MuPPeT FaCTOrY
Posted - 2009.08.17 11:37:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: Darriele on 17/08/2009 11:38:19
Edited by: Darriele on 17/08/2009 11:37:45
Edited by: Darriele on 17/08/2009 11:37:09
This thread should be a tutorial for future forum warriors -> http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=channel&channelID=3509

and not here placed , because it is just pure junk.

last edit: OMG


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