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ToTheCore
Dreddit
Posted - 2009.08.14 03:31:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: ToTheCore on 14/08/2009 03:31:30
I don't normally get any tears worthy of posting anywhere, but I felt like I had to share this. A little explanation is in order, however.

Our corp recently got blue standings with a local alliance that likes to go **** with Atropos. They're primarily Euro TZ, though, and our corp is mostly US TZ. We decided that we were going to reset them since it wasn't doing us any favors to not have any blues to fly with when we played. As I was composing the reset notification mail, though, I found out that a couple of our blues were camping a gate with some other people who they were blue with but we weren't. A plan was then formulated that could potentially net us some kills and take advantage of the unusual situation.

I'm not going to go over everything that happened during the battle. Our killboard will give a good enough explanation of that - Battle Report. What is worth mentioning, though, is that, once the battle was over, one of our members was still on their voice comms and was listening to them talk about the whole thing. Apparently one of them actually started crying. Not emo rage wails or anything like that, but 100% legitimate tears. Upon hearing this, my CEO promptly sent him a mail explaining that it was just a game and that we had reset standings with them already (well, to be accurate, the mail was sent right before we opened fire). The response that he got nearly made me fall out of my chair from laughing so hard. Here it is, in all its grammatically incorrect glory.

Quote:

1. This is game.
2. I get ****ed wen betrayed. We fought together, you misled us, then betrayed us. Dont misconstrew what you did to be an honorable part of the game. Its not about being upset, its about you being a d-bag.
3. You you rest us today, and now you put forward resetting us a reason for this?
4. None of us shooted at Talitar until he shooted at us. We gave him pretty of leeway, you know thats a ****ing a bull**** reason, Why even put it forth? We made every attempt to contact you guys in channel and local and you obviously intended this.
5. This is game, I get laid every evening, but I sware to god, for the rest of eve life I am going to spend it killing you and your friends. When you leave a station a BS and HAC will be there to kill you.
6. Have a great day.

Titus, Tea Tactics

P.S. **** You


We also got threatened with a war dec, which we are anxiously awaiting, since a BS and HAC outside every station will make some nice additions to the killboard.

TL;DR - Standings got reset, we killed our former blues plus the neuts they were flying with, former blues baaaaaaawwwwwwed over it.

Merw
Caldari
Environment of Evolution
Posted - 2009.08.14 03:38:00 - [2]
 

Confirming we made and I heard a grown man cry on their vent server.

Liitar
Posted - 2009.08.14 03:42:00 - [3]
 

cool story bro, I'll give you an extra 1,000 points if his "I get laid every evening" wasn't in response to anything about his sex life

Liitar
Posted - 2009.08.14 03:43:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Merw
Confirming we made and I heard a grown man cry on their vent server.

You lose 1,000 points for not recording it

Artemis Rose
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
Posted - 2009.08.14 03:50:00 - [5]
 

Moral of the story...

Have no blues, have no problems

Cool

Haakelen
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2009.08.14 03:57:00 - [6]
 

THIS IS GAME

Merw
Caldari
Environment of Evolution
Posted - 2009.08.14 03:58:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Liitar
Originally by: Merw
Confirming we made and I heard a grown man cry on their vent server.

You lose 1,000 points for not recording it

I couldn't figure out how to record it and I was too busy looting wrecks, taunting them, and laughing.

Merw
Caldari
Environment of Evolution
Posted - 2009.08.14 04:01:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Liitar
cool story bro, I'll give you an extra 1,000 points if his "I get laid every evening" wasn't in response to anything about his sex life

Basically our ceo said that its a game and that you don't have to cry. There was absolutely no sexual reference at all.

Drakan290
Posted - 2009.08.14 04:13:00 - [9]
 

Carebear emorage tears are funny.
Real tears are not.

I will not be flying and/or assisting Angels. corporation in this game because of this dastardly backstabbing tactic.

I bid you adeu not-so-good sire.

Charon al'Acheron
Posted - 2009.08.14 04:22:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Drakan290
Carebear emorage tears are funny.
Real tears are not.

I will not be flying and/or assisting Angels. corporation in this game because of this dastardly backstabbing tactic.

I bid you adeu not-so-good sire.


Confirmed that Carebear emorage tears are funny.
Disputed that real tears are not.

Liitar
Posted - 2009.08.14 04:23:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Drakan290
Carebear emorage tears are funny.
Real tears are not.

I will not be flying and/or assisting Angels. corporation in this game because of this dastardly backstabbing tactic.

I bid you adeu not-so-good sire.

I disagree - real tears for what seems to be some pretty average setups is just hilarious.

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.08.14 04:48:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Haakelen
THIS IS GAME
New FOTM for the forums... Neutral

Zar Terra
Posted - 2009.08.14 05:20:00 - [13]
 

Confirming that this is game.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.08.14 05:25:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: Haakelen
THIS IS GAME
New FOTM for the forums... Neutral

He accidentally the whole subject if you ask me.. But its ok, after all, this is game.

Necromalis
Posted - 2009.08.14 05:25:00 - [15]
 

Good job sir + 10

Confirming inb4 disagreement

THIS IS SPARRT.. Oh wait


This is game is new meme

and FOTM

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2009.08.14 07:25:00 - [16]
 

This isn't just game.
This serious spaceships.

Tiny Tove
Posted - 2009.08.14 08:42:00 - [17]
 

I dunno... I was all "You lock a target, reset standing and fire? What a total nobber" until I read the bit about actual tears.... then I was all like.... "hmmm... the ends appear to justify the means..."

Faekurias
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2009.08.14 10:39:00 - [18]
 

I pee'd a bit

Too Dangerous
Posted - 2009.08.14 11:14:00 - [19]
 

So "ToTheCore" you proved that you and your corp are a bunch of tards. Well done.

Resetting blues and in seconds ganking them. Wow you're a real PvP pro. But then i guess you just suck at this game.


Bellatrix Sol
Posted - 2009.08.14 11:36:00 - [20]
 

i detect a new internet meme

Merw
Caldari
Environment of Evolution
Posted - 2009.08.14 13:22:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Too Dangerous
So "ToTheCore" you proved that you and your corp are a bunch of tards. Well done.

Resetting blues and in seconds ganking them. Wow you're a real PvP pro. But then i guess you just suck at this game.



This isn't a hey we ganked some ex blues thread its a hey we made a guy cry thread then I laughed at him on their vent server that they couldn't kick me from (no seriously they tried to destroy their server to kick me).

Rellik B00n
Posted - 2009.08.14 13:28:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: ToTheCore

This is game.



Jaste Eskya
Unnatural Growth
Posted - 2009.08.14 13:33:00 - [23]
 

+10 for getting real tears.
-100 for not recording them.Sad

Still, funny as hell.

Riivaaja
Posted - 2009.08.14 13:35:00 - [24]
 

Ok, since we have bunch of carebears who want to cry outrage over e-honor on the forums, lets put this in the correct perspective.

Tea Tactics - Were blue. Were awful allies.

Exsecratio Alliance - Never been blue, never will be.

We send reset mail to active Tea Tactics diplo. We then engage Exsecratio (our neutrals) and they die. Tea Tactics begins threatening us in local and then fires on one of our gang members. We then return fire and kill Tea Tactics (Who were now neutral at the time). Then grown man cries on voice coms. This is game, I get laid every evening.

I have 17mil can I help?

Riivaaja
Posted - 2009.08.14 13:36:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Merw
Originally by: Too Dangerous
So "ToTheCore" you proved that you and your corp are a bunch of tards. Well done.

Resetting blues and in seconds ganking them. Wow you're a real PvP pro. But then i guess you just suck at this game.



This isn't a hey we ganked some ex blues thread its a hey we made a guy cry thread then I laughed at him on their vent server that they couldn't kick me from (no seriously they tried to destroy their server to kick me).


4/20 crash vent servers every day.

Faekurias
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2009.08.14 13:40:00 - [26]
 

Your killboard look like oranges :D :D


OLD ORANGES 8D

Bfoster
Appetite 4 Destruction
Posted - 2009.08.14 13:55:00 - [27]
 

Funny story! 9/10
Would have been a 10/10 if you would have recorded him crying, still funny none the less.

Dude crying over eve, that would be the best. YARRRR!!

Talek Genar
Posted - 2009.08.14 14:01:00 - [28]
 

proof or stfu

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.08.14 14:03:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Bfoster
Funny story! 9/10
Would have been a 10/10 if you would have recorded him crying, still funny none the less.

Dude crying over eve, that would be the best. YARRRR!!


Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
That's nothing. I put a guy in therapy.


Faekurias
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2009.08.14 14:04:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin


Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
That's nothing. I put a guy in therapy.




Give story, NOW.


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