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Ria Sotori
Caldari
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
Posted - 2009.06.28 17:05:00 - [1]
 

WTH? Shocked

Ok admit it, every geek boy in eve just got some woodage at the thought, the glimmer the most unlikely of possibilities that poon might want you!

But wai.... this is a recruiting forum, damn Sad oh well by POON I ofc mean Poon (Poor Old Ornery Noobs) of the Tang (Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz) Alliance.

WTF do you folks do and why should I consider joining your corp?

POON is a combination of a old corp formula along with some new things that might tickle your fancy.
- Pirating
- Ganking
- Pirate Bating
- Merc Work
- Wormhole Whoring
- Wormhole Ganking
- Random Violence
- High Sec /Low Sec POS Demolition
- Roaming Ops
- Random Kindness (Huh ?)
- Noob Roulette
- Drinking
- Perversion
- Ep33n Comparison & Deflation
- Nerd Raging
- Emo Herding
- Smacktalking
- Epic Failboating
- Lowsec Mission Running Protection Racket
- Lowsec Mining Protection Racket
- Null Sec Temporary Dragoon Contracts
- Wormhole Mapping Service
- Place where you fly what you want
- Place where you are your own boss but have friends to do evil or fun things with.
- Currently no Op is mandatory but participation does get you invited to other things.
- Place where what you do on unaffiliated alts is your own damn business.
- Contacts for cheaper gear and ships
- Friends you can count on

We don't set a formula for YOUR game enjoyment we just offer a road map for what we as a group find fun. It can change, evolve or even totally revamp at the will of our membership at large.

Things POON is not
- Place to spy for intel (lol go right ahead)
- Place to do a corp theft (Sure have at that t1 ammo in the corp hangers YARR MATEY)
- Place to peacefully sit and carebear (well ok if you mean sit in a station and spin your ship go right ahead)
- Your stepping stone to null sec greatness (most of us have been there done that and got the t-shirt kthxbye)
- Mining Corp (Mining laser is instant podding offense)
- Mission Corp (Well ok some of us do it for standing so we can get into high sec but meh)
- Place to do contract scams (go sit in a npc corp like most of the lamers)
- All about the K/D Ratio
- Place to get free crap
- Null Sec Space Holding Blob

Requirements
- Cruiser Capable Pilot or better with reasonable skill points.
- Self Sufficient monetarily
- Have hair or boobs on your chest (or both!) were not a E-babysitter
- English Speaking/Typing
- Enjoy blowing ppl/things up
- No Exploiting we do it within the TOS/EULA or not at all
- Have somewhat of a sense of humor

Like minded or somewhat similar Corps would be considered for membership in the Tang Alliance.

If you or your corp might want to know more contact one of the following ppl for more details or public channel info in game.
Bruzore
Karnov
Violator2k5

Thanks for your time. o/

Odet
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.06.29 04:12:00 - [2]
 

I approve of this message.
Nice recruitment add though lol

NUBBBLET
Posted - 2009.06.29 04:13:00 - [3]
 

n00b roulette

bwahahahahahahaa

Ria Sotori
Caldari
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
Posted - 2009.06.29 20:27:00 - [4]
 

I never knew space highways had *bumps* in them.

Lin Nguon
Posted - 2009.06.29 21:00:00 - [5]
 

I approve this message, and I will take off my bra.

Silvarin Iskiu
Posted - 2009.06.29 21:34:00 - [6]
 

Jonas Mayhem > I would have liked them if it weren't for blowing up my pos, damn them to the pits
Silvarin Iskiu > you mean your outdoor toilet house?

Ria Sotori
Caldari
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
Posted - 2009.06.30 20:15:00 - [7]
 

I deny all knowledge of any pos blowing. We just hold hands and do space clog dancing while we afk mine veldspar..... honest!


Liun Sunzhi
Posted - 2009.07.01 02:18:00 - [8]
 

*does a belly dance*

I don't get paid enough to do this. Ria is having to much fun with her whip.Crying or Very sad

Yazoul Samaiel
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.07.01 02:22:00 - [9]
 

I too , also approve of POON Cool


GL Ria and co.

Ria Sotori
Caldari
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
Posted - 2009.07.02 01:46:00 - [10]
 

See even Camels like Yaz lub poon and we all know he hates everything. Shocked

Ria Sotori
Caldari
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
Posted - 2009.07.03 02:46:00 - [11]
 

A bump a day keeps CCP at bay

Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.07.03 03:58:00 - [12]
 

I wax my chest Sad

Ria Sotori
Caldari
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
Posted - 2009.07.05 04:32:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Intense Thinker
I wax my chest Sad


But you more than likely have m00bs so that's just a technicality

Lin Nguon
Posted - 2009.07.05 13:56:00 - [14]
 

Do you guys accept only cheap pilots like me, I will only fly frigates. I prefer to horde the gems and rocks

Ria Sotori
Caldari
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
Posted - 2009.07.10 11:09:00 - [15]
 

Kabumpadump

Bruzore
Posted - 2009.07.12 23:48:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Lin Nguon
Do you guys accept only cheap pilots like me, I will only fly frigates. I prefer to horde the gems and rocks


Ummm .. well normally I'd say no, however we do need a few new corp target dummies until we find our next war dec... and seeing as how u only fly frigs you prolly wont mind losing them too much Razz

Ria Sotori
Caldari
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
Posted - 2009.07.14 15:31:00 - [17]
 

And yes were still looking for a few men with nice massive huge guns

But no *bumps* or STDs kthxbye

Ria Sotori
Caldari
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
Posted - 2009.07.28 16:59:00 - [18]
 

*Megabumpalump*

Ria Sotori
Caldari
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
Posted - 2009.07.29 22:19:00 - [19]
 

how many bumps could a bump bump bump if a bump bump could bump bumps


 

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