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Nuzzy Futs
Amarr
Hedion University
Posted - 2009.06.13 20:07:00 - [31]
 

What this venture needs is an audit:


I have fully auditted my kitchen wherein I found enough beer and chips to read the entire thread. Upon completing said audit and distributing excess fluids I came back to confirm the audit.

There is a high probability that this venture is between 0 and 100% legitimate and will meet the stated investment goals of 'Getting all the isk'.

The above characters have the ability to fulfill the models goals i.e.. They can receive isk.

Distributions will be handled in the aforementioned method 'All for them none for you' and they have a proven track record of consistently delivering similar results.

The only concerns to the plan as raised in the thread have been addressed 'Lack of waffles' and 'no promise of copious amounts of syrup'.


Inertnation Huge Orginization Practices review - IHOP certified.

Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Kumovi
The G0dfathers
Posted - 2009.06.13 21:52:00 - [32]
 

All ISK will be deposited to me.

Shigsy
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.06.14 00:47:00 - [33]
 

Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.

Major Stallion
The Money Shot Inc.
Posted - 2009.06.14 01:51:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Shigsy
Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.


i hear Neo Spartans cornered the market on being relevant right? Rolling Eyes

Shigsy
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.06.14 11:16:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Major Stallion
Originally by: Shigsy
Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.


i hear Neo Spartans cornered the market on being relevant right? Rolling Eyes


Yup, doing pretty well atm.

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2009.06.14 16:06:00 - [36]
 

Originally by: Shigsy
Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.

Curses, a second individual has called us irrelevant. This is a great insult indeed.

I guess we'll have to do something to regain relevance, then.

Shigsy
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.06.14 18:16:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Shigsy
Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.

Curses, a second individual has called us irrelevant. This is a great insult indeed.

I guess we'll have to do something to regain relevance, then.


Cool. I look forward to reading about it Cool

Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
Posted - 2009.06.15 02:34:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Shigsy
Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.

HawkBlade
Posted - 2009.06.15 03:46:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: Joss Sparq
I guess someone woke up feeling irrelevant.
The honest response to this, by me, would only make me seem like I'm brown nosing even though we all know that is not my style. I just feel that there is a difference between someone feeling irrelevant and being irrelevant. Istvaan may someday feel irrelevant but never, ever, will he be irrelevant. Word to the wise and all that.


- Posting in an Istvaan thread Laughing

Joss Sparq
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2009.06.15 08:10:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
I guess we'll have to do something to regain relevance, then.

Remember me when you're famous (again) Razz

YouGotRipped
Ewigkeit
Posted - 2009.06.15 08:26:00 - [41]
 

Hey Ishty, how's it going buddy?

Malcanis
Caldari
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2009.06.15 12:55:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Shigsy
Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.

Curses, a second individual has called us irrelevant. This is a great insult indeed.

I guess we'll have to do something to regain relevance, then.


Forecasting a rise in popcorn demand, and an oversupply of tears... Wink

Alania Ishai
Amarr
Southern Cross Empire
Flying Dangerous
Posted - 2009.06.16 00:14:00 - [43]
 

This man is the only one in support of apps that has ever demonstrated being in their 'right mind.'

Sna*ch FTW

sesanti
Minmatar
Astrodynamics Trading Group
Posted - 2009.06.17 19:27:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
In light of the financial successes of EBANK, EIB and numerous similar foundations in Eve's past, I would like to announce that the Guiding Hand Social Club is commissioning its own top-down-streamlined, high yield fund:

The GH-SC Highly Unlikely Returns Fund (HURF)

Yes, friends, now is your chance to get in on the ground floor of this exciting new venture! Promising an astonishing 30% return on investment issued quarterly* the HURF fund is sure to line your wallets with filthy lucre.

* this is a lie I will steal everything


Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Shigsy
Might have been a bit funnier when GH-SC were actually relevant.

Curses, a second individual has called us irrelevant. This is a great insult indeed.

I guess we'll have to do something to regain relevance, then.


I wouldn't be surprised if you and your associates DO run EBank and are waiting to hit a milestone before pulling the plug and keeping all the isk... but hey, that's just me being paranoid. Smile

Dzil
Caldari
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
The Fourth District
Posted - 2009.06.17 20:02:00 - [45]
 

Sigh. I must have dragged some poo back here from C&P. Sorry MD.

On a side note, I love my grandma to death, but I swear I'll be informing work BRB fire in the near future.

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2009.06.25 14:30:00 - [46]
 

Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 25/06/2009 14:30:32
So hey.

http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1104861&page=7#181

Are we relevant again?

Joss Sparq
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2009.06.25 14:36:00 - [47]
 

Always nice to see the ruin a forum post can wreck on the unsuspecting Smile

(So where is my cut?)

Dibsi Dei
Salamyhkaisten kilta
Posted - 2009.06.25 14:44:00 - [48]
 

Might as well have a go with this one since all the other ipos and bonds are sold out.

Ji Sama
Caldari
Tash-Murkon Prime Industries
Posted - 2009.06.25 15:33:00 - [49]
 

I can say that ive done alot of businessesssess with Istvaan and he is one hundred if not thousand of isk worth in PURE REP...
i would invest if i had the isk, but i dont so i wont.

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2009.06.25 23:04:00 - [50]
 

Yessss... trussst me with your money... YARRRR!!


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