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Jogvan
NibbleTek
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2009.05.21 18:11:00 - [1]
 

Here's a little story about probably the worst pirates I've ever seen. After a fun night with a great rr bs fight, some gate camping and then just chilling in station and flying around looking for stuff to kill we find a 3 months old character ratting in a dominix. We quickly get people on the scene, point and webs and he's going down quick as you would expect from a new player in a battleship. We decide to cease fire and order him to eject from his ship if he wants to save his pod and finally he ejects so I go dock up my ship, undock in a capsule and warp to the belt.

When I drop out of warp I see the dominix is gone and ask if someone else in the gang already boarded it, and suddenly the other guys are shocked and wondering WTF just happened with the domi because he's not in belt anymore. A minute later our scout in the next door hisec system reports the dominix pilot had just jumped in and is warping away in his ship. Looks like my other gang members had dropped their points and didn't realise the guy had re-boarded his ship instead of warping away Embarassed

5higsy
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.05.21 18:14:00 - [2]
 

Tactical Facepalm.

Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
Posted - 2009.05.21 18:21:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Larkonis TrassIer on 21/05/2009 18:21:19
Confirming Neo Spartans are the worst pirates in Eve.

I was heartily amused when I heard of this... I then proceded to cause substantial anal cha***e to those involved.

Concorduck
Gallente
Posted - 2009.05.21 18:28:00 - [4]
 

Writing in a Neo Spartans failthread...check
Chocolate milk...check
Hatemail sorting...check


what's name of the dominix pilot?

RedSplat
Posted - 2009.05.21 18:30:00 - [5]
 

I thought this thread was going to be about Smartbombing

IamBeastx
Amarr
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.05.21 18:31:00 - [6]
 

lol
LOL

Fair play to the domi pilot for not losing his nerves

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.05.21 18:58:00 - [7]
 

PRO

FlyinS
Caldari
Royal Black Watch Highlanders
Posted - 2009.05.21 19:00:00 - [8]
 

Don't you just love those, "Why the hell did I just do that" moments in game?

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2009.05.21 19:48:00 - [9]
 

Just checking in to make sure im not referenced in this thread.

TimMc
Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band
Posted - 2009.05.21 21:15:00 - [10]
 

lol that domi pilot is ace.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.05.21 22:52:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Lady Spank on 21/05/2009 22:52:25
I think you should reverse ransom him for the balls to do it tbh.

emllik
Invictus Latrones
Posted - 2009.05.21 23:03:00 - [12]
 

♥ that domi pilot tbh.

that was just aceLaughing

DarkDemon12
Crimson Logistical
Blue Sun Trust
Posted - 2009.05.21 23:20:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: DarkDemon12 on 21/05/2009 23:26:02
lol n00b power!




MrChook
THE FINAL STAND
The Final Stand.
Posted - 2009.05.22 00:31:00 - [14]
 

OK, I'm sitting here wondering if the guy knows what he did... for example, did you tell him to eject to save his pod and that you were going to take the ship?

Maybe he just thought you wanted him to eject for LOLs... so he ejected, then re-boarded his ship 30 seconds later and warped off completely oblivious to the fact that he wasn't SUPPOSED to get back in his ship Laughing

Lana Hellfury
Minmatar
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Posted - 2009.05.22 00:42:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: MrChook
OK, I'm sitting here wondering if the guy knows what he did... for example, did you tell him to eject to save his pod and that you were going to take the ship?

Maybe he just thought you wanted him to eject for LOLs... so he ejected, then re-boarded his ship 30 seconds later and warped off completely oblivious to the fact that he wasn't SUPPOSED to get back in his ship Laughing

OMG that's the most sensible explanation in here.. And it hurts my head.

Lexa Hellfury
Immortal.
Posted - 2009.05.22 01:08:00 - [16]
 

lol, that's pretty awesome.

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2009.05.22 04:07:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: MrChook
OK, I'm sitting here wondering if the guy knows what he did... for example, did you tell him to eject to save his pod and that you were going to take the ship?

Maybe he just thought you wanted him to eject for LOLs... so he ejected, then re-boarded his ship 30 seconds later and warped off completely oblivious to the fact that he wasn't SUPPOSED to get back in his ship Laughing

OMG that's the most sensible explanation in here.. And it hurts my head.


ahh my head just imploded

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2009.05.22 04:08:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: 5higsy
Tactical Facepalm.

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2009.05.22 04:21:00 - [19]
 

and keep the ship locked until the guy piloting it comes back Wink

Jogvan
NibbleTek
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2009.05.22 04:36:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
and keep the ship locked until the guy piloting it comes back Wink
Unfortunately that doesn't stop the owner from boarding his own ship again Sad

Lana Hellfury
Minmatar
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Posted - 2009.05.22 04:37:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Jogvan
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
and keep the ship locked until the guy piloting it comes back Wink
Unfortunately that doesn't stop the owner from boarding his own ship again Sad

hide the keys?

NotNowKato
ANZAC ALLIANCE
IT Alliance
Posted - 2009.05.22 05:03:00 - [22]
 

ughrofl, that was funnies when I heard on vent, "ummm the domi is warping away, wtf?"


He came back into system today but was a bit more conservative in his low-sec endeavors.

oodin
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.05.22 05:25:00 - [23]
 

LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingShocked

i wanna give that noob isk for poooowning you guys Razz

go go noobs

Father Yarrr
Logistic Nightmare
Posted - 2009.05.22 05:30:00 - [24]
 

OMG your mates owe you a Domi. its that simple

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2009.05.22 05:34:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Father Yarrr
OMG your mates owe you a Domi. its that simple


No. He will forever have mocking rights on them for their failure, it's worth way more than a domi. Twisted Evil

Father Yarrr
Logistic Nightmare
Posted - 2009.05.22 05:45:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Father Yarrr
OMG your mates owe you a Domi. its that simple


No. He will forever have mocking rights on them for their failure, it's worth way more than a domi. Twisted Evil


true enough

Ja'kar
M. Corp
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2009.05.22 09:27:00 - [27]
 

can we have his name?

KillSol
Posted - 2009.05.22 11:08:00 - [28]
 

10/10 for the n00b pilot!


K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House
Posted - 2009.05.22 11:11:00 - [29]
 

"hey man whyd you let the hauler get out of your point range >.< did you forget overloading or something... fail"

"hey remember that time you left the domi in the belt while i come back to pick it up and it was gone"

"..........................."


theres always a good side Laughing

K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House
Posted - 2009.05.22 11:19:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: K1RTH G3RS3N on 22/05/2009 11:19:37
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Father Yarrr
OMG your mates owe you a Domi. its that simple


No. He will forever have mocking rights on them for their failure, it's worth way more than a domi. Twisted Evil


hey misanth reackon anyone in your corp/alliance would be interested in buying a pilgrim? i have it near where youre based..

excuse hijack op >.<


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