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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Sigma Special Tactics Group
Posted - 2009.05.08 00:41:00 - [1]
 

WinkYes, when guns go empty, or your radar is jammed, when that sniper ship is so far away your drones send in a change of address, when your ship is gone and your pod is scrammed...


the only thing left is "Yo Momma!".


Here are some of the ones I have seen:

- Your momma is so fat, she has smaller fat ladies orbiting her.

- Your momma is so big, she can collapse a stable wormhole in one pass.

- Your momma is so fat, her casule gets mistaken for a gas silo.

- Yo Momma is so ugly, the sleepers see her and think "It's just a nightmare" and roll over and go back to sleep.

- I keep having to take "Large colloidable object" from my overview and then realized I was in fleet with... Yo Momma!

THE L0CK
Posted - 2009.05.08 00:48:00 - [2]
 

Your momma so strict, she wants you to quit the game, leave the basement, and get a life!

Guillame Herschel
Gallente
NME1
Posted - 2009.05.08 00:54:00 - [3]
 

Yo momma is so fat BECAUSE OF FALCON

Nick Curso
TunDraGon
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.05.08 01:07:00 - [4]
 

WTF when is mothers day?!

Lance Fighter
Amarr
Posted - 2009.05.08 01:09:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Nick Curso
WTF when is mothers day?!

soon™

Lt Shard
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2009.05.08 01:15:00 - [6]
 

Yo Momma's a Templar an amarrian fighter drone used by carriers. Cool

Nick Curso
TunDraGon
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.05.08 01:17:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Lance Fighter
Originally by: Nick Curso
WTF when is mothers day?!

soon™


oh ffs

dankness420
Posted - 2009.05.08 01:22:00 - [8]
 

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Dao2
Caldari
No Limit Productions
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2009.05.08 03:23:00 - [9]
 

yo momma is so fat she needs a cyno to move around

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2009.05.08 03:53:00 - [10]
 

You momma so fat the empires have declined her docking requests for fear of a gravitational collision.

bomber80133
Caldari
Enlightened Industries
Posted - 2009.05.08 06:19:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Dao2
yo momma is so fat she needs a cyno to move around


Dat is treuew, especially if she has a name like 'NYX' !


Yo Momma's so fat, that when she farts people mistake it for a gas cloud !

Chinwe Rhei
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
Posted - 2009.05.08 07:42:00 - [12]
 

Yo momma's so fat she needs a MWD to crawl around

Gandoral
Posted - 2009.05.08 08:08:00 - [13]
 

yo momma is black and drives the A-Team bus

Reven Cordelle
Caldari
Total Mayhem.
Cry Havoc.
Posted - 2009.05.08 08:21:00 - [14]
 

Yo Momma's so fat, she takes 45 minutes to align.

Alexi Borizkova
Caldari
New Age Solutions
The Laughing Men
Posted - 2009.05.08 08:22:00 - [15]
 

There once was a young lad named doc
Whose lovelife kept him up 'round the clock

Some women cheered him, and many did fear him,
For his enormous eleven inch... scar down the side of his face, it was really quite awful, but he was a good boy, and he always called his mother.

Leana Darkrider
Minmatar
Creatio -ex- nihilo
The Donkey Rollers
Posted - 2009.05.08 08:26:00 - [16]
 

What's a mothersday?

didn't need that mother anyway

CCP Atropos

Posted - 2009.05.08 09:04:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Nick Curso
WTF when is mothers day?!

Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year.
Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall)

Akura kawanaka
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2009.05.08 09:14:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: CCP Atropos

Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year.



and Australia!

Maria Kalista
Amarr
Knights of Kador
Posted - 2009.05.08 09:19:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: Nick Curso
WTF when is mothers day?!

Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year.
Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall)


Not my part (NL) of Yurup Razz

Mihali
Gallente
Posted - 2009.05.08 09:28:00 - [20]
 

Your mother is so fat, when she enters Jita, she raises local by 100!

Leana Darkrider
Minmatar
Creatio -ex- nihilo
The Donkey Rollers
Posted - 2009.05.08 09:34:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: Nick Curso
WTF when is mothers day?!

Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year.
Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall)


nope, you've failed for the 1 million dollar question Wink

Motherday's in Europe is also on the 10th of May.

Vak'ran
TUIG Inc.
Posted - 2009.05.08 10:35:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Maria Kalista
Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: Nick Curso
WTF when is mothers day?!

Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year.
Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall)


Not my part (NL) of Yurup Razz


I wondered about this, why? And I would of sworn I saw mother's day commercials in march... are we in good Dutch trading tradition pushing for doing it twice a year??

Gen Ackbar
Posted - 2009.05.08 10:36:00 - [23]
 

Your mother is so fat she makes Lady Scarlet look thin?

Zaldoc
Posted - 2009.05.08 10:44:00 - [24]
 

Your mother is so fat that my freighter aligns faster.

Shaemell Buttleson
Posted - 2009.05.08 10:47:00 - [25]
 

Your momma is your momma, she's must have been a bad person!




Gen Ackbar
Posted - 2009.05.08 10:48:00 - [26]
 

Your momma is such a HO, you put a quarter in her ear and her teeth fold back.

CCP Atropos

Posted - 2009.05.08 10:49:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Leana Darkrider
Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: Nick Curso
WTF when is mothers day?!

Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year.
Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall)


nope, you've failed for the 1 million dollar question Wink

Motherday's in Europe is also on the 10th of May.

Well I deliberately went back to England in March to celebrate Mother's Day with my mother.
If you check up on Wikipedia about this you get the following:
Originally by: Wikipedia
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday.
Mothering Sunday is a Christian festival celebrated throughout Europe.


I took this to assume Europe too, but upon closer inspection I'm wrong on this. Blame posting from bed after waking up Cool
It is true, however, that the bulk of countries have Mother's Day on the second Sunday of May, which this year falls on the 10th of May.
Compared to to the choice of fourth Sunday in Lent as the celebration day in the UK, Ireland and Nigeria, which was the 22nd of March.

Leana Darkrider
Minmatar
Creatio -ex- nihilo
The Donkey Rollers
Posted - 2009.05.08 11:22:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: Leana Darkrider
Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: Nick Curso
WTF when is mothers day?!

Mother's Day in the US and Canada falls on May 10th this year.
Mothering Sunday in the UK/Ireland and Europe has already been, on March 22nd (if I recall)


nope, you've failed for the 1 million dollar question Wink

Motherday's in Europe is also on the 10th of May.

Well I deliberately went back to England in March to celebrate Mother's Day with my mother.
If you check up on Wikipedia about this you get the following:
Originally by: Wikipedia
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday.
Mothering Sunday is a Christian festival celebrated throughout Europe.


I took this to assume Europe too, but upon closer inspection I'm wrong on this. Blame posting from bed after waking up Cool
It is true, however, that the bulk of countries have Mother's Day on the second Sunday of May, which this year falls on the 10th of May.
Compared to to the choice of fourth Sunday in Lent as the celebration day in the UK, Ireland and Nigeria, which was the 22nd of March.


Hehe, the english always do things differently.

drive on the wrong side of the road
celebrate mothersday on a different day then the rest of the world
Men wear skirts, oh wait, that's the scottish Wink

Ariane VoxDei
Posted - 2009.05.08 11:40:00 - [29]
 

Yo momma's so ugly that the Eve gate closed itself rather than let her pass through.

Yo mamma's so fat, ugly and smelly that we'll never get WIS. People would quit Eve in horror after meeting her in station.

We can go deeper, but would you really want to Twisted Evil

Shemmy
The Inevitable Corp
Black Legion.
Posted - 2009.05.08 12:15:00 - [30]
 

Yo momma's so fat, even Xelas was in better shape.

Yo momma's so fat, the other half's off-grid.

Yo momma's so big, people keep expecting her to fire a doomsday.

Yo momma's so stupid I contract-scammed her for all your inheritance.


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