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Michael Hoare
Posted - 2009.05.04 00:02:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Michael Hoare on 04/05/2009 00:07:55
As a celebration of our Grand Opening, and to repay the kind and gentle players of EvE Online for several years of enjoyment, The Mercenary Review and Bonding Commission will be sponsoring a month of BLOOD!

Starting one week from today it will be open season on griefers, pirates, scam artists and general all-around asshats. . .at our expense!

Thats right! We are going to spend an obscene amount of money purchasing mercenary contracts to wipe out these disagreeable elements of our fair game!

So, if you are a merc looking for work, or if you know some well deserving griefer corp that needs to be spanked hard, lets us know!

Tildes own
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.05.04 00:03:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: Michael Hoare


Bestofworst
Gallente
Posted - 2009.05.04 00:05:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Tildes own
Originally by: Michael Hoare



Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.05.04 04:36:00 - [4]
 

I like the sound of your last name.

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2009.05.04 04:41:00 - [5]
 

As a pirate I am utterly terrified.

Cyrdax
Posted - 2009.05.04 04:44:00 - [6]
 

i might actually start pirating just to have war declared on me

wars are fun

McHaulie
Posted - 2009.05.04 05:20:00 - [7]
 

What is wrong with asshats? They keep your noggin warm.

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.


Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.05.04 10:18:00 - [8]
 

Contact Alekseyev Karrde in-game. In general we don't care who you want shot or why.

Suitonia
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.05.04 11:52:00 - [9]
 

So is this a 'post here if you want more targets' thread?

Asmodean Reborn
Psykotic Meat
C0NVICTED
Posted - 2009.05.04 12:45:00 - [10]
 

I couldn't care less who I shoot/get shot by. Contact me ingame to offer a contract/tell me someone will be shooting me soon...

RedSplat
Posted - 2009.05.04 13:10:00 - [11]
 

what/who?

Kavu
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.05.04 15:20:00 - [12]
 

im a pirate wardec me please


Tactikill
Caldari
Maximatics Inc
Posted - 2009.05.04 15:34:00 - [13]
 

Give us a contract to kill Gurlstas so we can keep can keep Kavu happy Very Happy

Michael Hoare
Posted - 2009.05.04 17:27:00 - [14]
 

All trolls and idiots aside. . .perhaps I did not make myself clear. This is NOT business as usual, in six days I am going to start passing out money like it's candy at a Shriners Parade. . .and if your greedy little mercenary crew wants to get some of it in its hot little hands then you come to US.

The Mercenary Review and Bonding Commission is looking for the nastiest most reliable mercs in this game. . .in short we want crews with balls, brains and the common sense to know when to use which.

Now. . .you wannabe merc-lice can either get onboard or sit around and scratch your broke sorry bums wishing you had.

For the kind people of EvE. . .we now have a shortlist of corporations that will be attacked during our Month of Blood Celebration, but it is not to late to add some more to the list!

Kavu
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.05.04 17:28:00 - [15]
 

oh cool, can i see the list?


Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.05.04 17:34:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Michael Hoare
All trolls and idiots aside. . .perhaps I did not make myself clear. This is NOT business as usual, in six days I am going to start passing out money like it's candy at a Shriners Parade. . .and if your greedy little mercenary crew wants to get some of it in its hot little hands then you come to US.

The Mercenary Review and Bonding Commission is looking for the nastiest most reliable mercs in this game. . .in short we want crews with balls, brains and the common sense to know when to use which.

Now. . .you wannabe merc-lice can either get onboard or sit around and scratch your broke sorry bums wishing you had.

For the kind people of EvE. . .we now have a shortlist of corporations that will be attacked during our Month of Blood Celebration, but it is not to late to add some more to the list!


I can't speak for other merc corps, but I'm pretty sure Noir. is one of the best in the game, and we have a long waiting list already, with little need to go hat in hand to potential customers who refer to us as "wannabe merc-lice". ;)

Good luck in your endeavor, though.

lollerwaffle
Sileo In Pacis
THE SPACE P0LICE
Posted - 2009.05.05 12:49:00 - [17]
 

Hi, our merc corp would like to be hired to rid the universe of some pirate and griefer scum. How much are you paying and what are the targets? We are a longstanding merc corp whose members know what to do in a fight. Our minimum charge is normally 250m, but in your case I'll take 150mil as a down payment. Send me the money and expect to see some results. If you're not happy with the results you can have your money back.

Kage Toshimado
The Logistical Nightmare
Posted - 2009.05.05 13:13:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Jimer Lins
I can't speak for other merc corps, but I'm pretty sure Noir. is one of the best in the game, and we have a long waiting list already, with little need to go hat in hand to potential customers who refer to us as "wannabe merc-lice". ;)


Summed it up quite nicely there actually Jimer. I'm in agreement with Noir.

OP states: "Starting one week from today it will be open season on griefers, pirates, scam artists and general all-around asshats. . .at our expense!

Thats right! We are going to spend an obscene amount of money purchasing mercenary contracts to wipe out these disagreeable elements of our fair game!"


To me, he's just described Goonswarm.

Jesslyn Daggererux
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2009.05.05 14:06:00 - [19]
 

Srius Bisnis at your service. Send money to corp wallet, not to any individual members wallet, with the Reason as the corp you want decced. They will be taken care of.

Michael Hoare
Posted - 2009.05.05 23:05:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Michael Hoare on 05/05/2009 23:12:28
Since no one seems to be taking us seriously, we have decided to kick off the festivities a little early. Therefore we are announcing open contracts on the following corporations:

Threat Level High:

Gods Left Hand

Threat Level Medium:

Gank Starz
Otaku Federation

Threat Level Low:

Basgerin Pirate

Please contact me for specific details of each contract and the proper way to collect these bounties.

There will be a new list of targets posted on Sunday!

Miranda Reactor
Posted - 2009.05.05 23:13:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Miranda Reactor on 05/05/2009 23:15:51
Edited by: Miranda Reactor on 05/05/2009 23:14:40
Edited by: Miranda Reactor on 05/05/2009 23:13:57
Edited by: Your Smelly Mother on 05/05/2009 23:13:57


Make sure you war dec
Colonel Cornbread
SMELLS LIKE A : Minmatar
CORP : 37th Capital Fleet Screaming Eagles
ALLIANCE : Gang Bang Theory
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kobrakilla
Invicta.
Posted - 2009.05.05 23:21:00 - [22]
 

We were scared there, good thing we didn't make the list Rolling Eyes

Siriyana
Astrum Contract Services Group
Posted - 2009.05.06 05:44:00 - [23]
 

But what if you engage in what some people consider to be piracy, as well as being a merc corp?

WILL YOU PAY ME TO DEC MYSELF????

Karl Kahn
Browncoat Coalition
Posted - 2009.05.06 06:26:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Michael Hoare
All trolls and idiots aside. . .perhaps I did not make myself clear. This is NOT business as usual, in six days I am going to start passing out money like it's candy at a Shriners Parade. . .and if your greedy little mercenary crew wants to get some of it in its hot little hands then you come to US.

The Mercenary Review and Bonding Commission is looking for the nastiest most reliable mercs in this game. . .in short we want crews with balls, brains and the common sense to know when to use which.

Now. . .you wannabe merc-lice can either get onboard or sit around and scratch your broke sorry bums wishing you had.

For the kind people of EvE. . .we now have a shortlist of corporations that will be attacked during our Month of Blood Celebration, but it is not to late to add some more to the list!


Privateers will war dec you for this slander. Watch out!

Grek Forto
Crosshair Corp
Posted - 2009.05.06 06:38:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Locked.

OP lacks content.

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.05.06 07:49:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Tildes own
Originally by: Michael Hoare



Vorn
Martyr's Vengence
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2009.05.06 08:10:00 - [27]
 

I needs work... Kind of boring baiting people into w-space.

DJTheBaron
Caldari
FinFleet
KenZoku
Posted - 2009.05.06 11:42:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Michael Hoare
if you know some well deserving griefer corp that needs to be spanked hard, lets us know!


Finfleet demand to be spanked hard.

That is all.

Nathan Harrow
Caldari
NibbleTek
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2009.05.06 12:03:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Nathan Harrow on 06/05/2009 12:05:42
Originally by: Michael Hoare
The Mercenary Review and Bonding Commission is looking for the nastiest most reliable mercs in this game. . .in short we want crews with balls, brains and the common sense to know when to use which.

Now. . .you wannabe merc-lice can either get onboard or sit around and scratch your broke sorry bums wishing you had.


Just take a minute to read that back to yourself...

You're a bit of a plonker really arent you? Wanting the nastiest, best, brightest, wannabe broke mercs out there...

Originally by: Michael Hoare
Since no one seems to be taking us seriously, we have decided to kick off the festivities a little early.


I wonder why...? Confused

Go on, admit it, thats half way to recovery right there - only then can the healing begin...

Please go troll elsewhere


 

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