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Neo Omni
Gallente
Posted - 2009.04.25 01:14:00 - [1]
 

Mission Briefing

Hard to beleive but someone at CCP actually got paid for coming up with this riveting, heart pounding mission.Rolling Eyes

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2009.04.25 01:28:00 - [2]
 

Welcome to the world of level 1 missions. Your future as an ISK-farming CNR pilot begins today.

Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
Posted - 2009.04.25 01:29:00 - [3]
 

I sense that the PhotoShop gods had a hand in this one Rolling Eyes

Neo Omni
Gallente
Posted - 2009.04.25 01:31:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Neo Omni on 25/04/2009 01:32:30
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Welcome to the world of level 1 missions. Your future as an ISK-farming CNR pilot begins today.


I heard there is another mission asking for a ham-sandwich. Can someone confirm this?

They forgot to add the "Get your own smokes a$$hole" button to the choices.

Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
I sense that the PhotoShop gods had a hand in this one Rolling Eyes


no, it's legit

Obsidian Dagger
Nitrus Nine
Posted - 2009.04.25 01:32:00 - [5]
 

I've been offered, if not this *exact* mission, then one VERY like it.

It's a very basic level 1 courier mission, and I never accepted the stupid things. I wanted to make rats blow up!

Valkazm
Amarr
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2009.04.25 01:34:00 - [6]
 

lol if thats true its the funniest thing i have seen in other games your this hero doing small quests here your just another grunt trying to work your way up the company ladder.

Spurty
Caldari
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
Posted - 2009.04.25 01:38:00 - [7]
 

Apparently, your caliber = "GOOFER"

I'll have a Cuppa tea and a Sammich when you get back.

Here 25000 credits for the tea bag.

Governor LePetomane
Rock Ridge Brokerage Solutions
Posted - 2009.04.25 01:58:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
I sense that the PhotoShop gods had a hand in this one Rolling Eyes


What, you never got the pack of smokes mission? I love that mission, it's so rude. Laughing

Definitely beats the way they kiss your butt and fawn all over you when you've got 8+ standing. "Oh Governor LePetomane, how glorious that you've allowed us to bask in your magnificent presence! Thank you Governor, thank you! If you'd just asplode some Blood Raiders for me I feel I could die a happy man! Do you think you might possibly consider sleeping with my most unworthy wife?"


I never do get a harumph out of that guy though. Confused

Dmian
Gallente
Gallenterrorisme
Posted - 2009.04.25 02:48:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Dmian on 25/04/2009 02:50:29
I got that mission a couple of times. It's better than the one you have to fetch the gift for the agent's sister. Or the storyline mission where you have to get 999 units of Veldspar.
If only I could negotiate a bigger reward when the cigarettes are in my power... ("What, you want your cigarettes?, add a zero to your offer and you can have your nicotine dose, you addict-head!") Laughing

Edit: as you see, he'll make you a better offer later. Was it the start of Epic Mission Arcs?

Neo Omni
Gallente
Posted - 2009.04.25 14:37:00 - [10]
 

Any other stupid missions in this game?

Post them. Maybe CCp will do something about it.

Illwill Bill
Svea Crusaders
Posted - 2009.04.25 14:52:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Illwill Bill on 25/04/2009 14:52:38
Originally by: Neo Omni

Gigolo mission



I laughed.
You could improve it by adding wine to the courier mission part. ^^

Kennyer
Rotters Golfclub
BAT PHONE
Posted - 2009.04.25 15:00:00 - [12]
 

rofl that plumbing one is brilliant

CCP Mitnal


C C P
Posted - 2009.04.25 19:40:00 - [13]
 

Cleaned.

Please do not post images directly into threads.

Rakrist
Caldari
Posted - 2009.04.25 19:52:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Neo Omni
Any other stupid missions in this game?

Post them. Maybe CCp will do something about it.


Well, all the ones where you have to fight the ******ed AI suck pretty hard. But I have feeling that's not what you were asking...

Koori
Navicon Institute
Posted - 2009.04.25 20:14:00 - [15]
 

Given the exchange rate of planetary currency to interstellar credit this guy is paying you ****load of cash to fetch some cigerettes :P Sounds like a perfect case of gallente scum waste of funds.

Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
Posted - 2009.04.25 20:25:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Koori
Given the exchange rate of planetary currency to interstellar credit this guy is paying you ****load of cash to fetch some cigerettes :P Sounds like a perfect case of gallente scum waste of funds.


Don't know. Rhode Island just increased the cost per pack to something like $8 or $9. Could be just that cigs are HEAVILY taxed in the future, and the only one's who can afford them are space billionaires ...

ceaon
Posted - 2009.04.25 21:45:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Neo Omni
Mission Briefing

wtf is that agent interface ... it haz colours wtf

Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
Posted - 2009.04.25 21:50:00 - [18]
 

i miss the old agent interface with all the different responses instead of "ACCEPT" or "DECLINE" buttons....brng those responses back D:

Neo Omni
Gallente
Posted - 2009.04.25 22:43:00 - [19]
 

What happen to my plumber mission?

Ehranavaar
Gallente
Posted - 2009.04.25 22:46:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Neo Omni
Mission Briefing

Hard to beleive but someone at CCP actually got paid for coming up with this riveting, heart pounding mission.Rolling Eyes


given what some folks will do for cuban cigars it's not hard to see missions like this being commonplace. all it takes is an established player with a yen for fine tobacco to casually throw up a contract for what is to him a trifling bit of pocket change.

TraininVain
Posted - 2009.04.26 00:37:00 - [21]
 

Wait till you get the one with the dolls.

Tanith YarnDemon
Posted - 2009.04.26 00:40:00 - [22]
 

Whats... wrong with it?

Benedikt Miloslav
Posted - 2009.04.26 01:09:00 - [23]
 

You should do some pirate missions. They aren't necessarily bad, just hilarious.

Kylar Renpurs
Dusk Blade
Posted - 2009.04.26 01:12:00 - [24]
 

Edited by: Kylar Renpurs on 26/04/2009 01:16:14
It is a distribution agent,,, they give courier missions, and if it's a level 1 mission it's about par for the course.

Personally, I'd like it better if courier missions had the occasional rat or two spawn and try to warp-scramble/jam you when you enter a system when doing this sort of thing,, much like old Frontier: Elite 2 style courier missions.

What's the cargo?
"They're leaked military documents"
What's the reward?
"$10000"
Why so much money?
"The military will do anything to get these back"

Then when doing the mission, the next jump sees you intercepted by a bunch of military ships who won't take no for an answer.

Was always a pain to be intercepted by an Imperial Courier armed with an energy bomb when all you had was an Eagle MK2 :(

PS: Yeah, I want the different texyt options back too :( Maybe some people just didn't understand which was accept and which was reject.

Sjobba
Posted - 2009.04.26 01:18:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Neo Omni
Mission Briefing

Hard to beleive but someone at CCP actually got paid for coming up with this riveting, heart pounding mission.Rolling Eyes

The decline button is there for a reason Laughing

I actually like the way agents treat you at first... you don't get the good missions until you've done the grunt work first and earned their trust.

Slapchop Gonnalovemynuts
Posted - 2009.04.26 01:41:00 - [26]
 

EVERY ONE OF YOUR POSTS IS PURE GARBAGE, PLEASE STOP POSTING!!!!

YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT ENJOY EVE, AS YOU HAVE TO COME TO THE FORUMS DAILY COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU FEEL NEEDS TO BE CHANGED. MAYBE IT IS NOT THE GAME, MAYBE IT IS YOU.


Sjobba
Posted - 2009.04.26 01:58:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Slapchop Gonnalovemynuts
<shouting>

That's kind of funny... accusing other people of posting garbage in an all-caps post Rolling Eyes

Not that I necessarily disagree with you... but I never agree with people that post in all-caps on principle.

Micia
Minmatar
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Circle-Of-Two
Posted - 2009.04.26 02:07:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Neo Omni
What happen to my plumber mission?


Heh, I saved that image last night. Hilarious. Razz

Maybe it was borderline risque, though, and the mods erred on side of caution. Embarassed

Jita Jenn
Posted - 2009.04.26 02:31:00 - [29]
 

Just wait until he asks you to get his crack pipe and you get chased by Concord through 4 systems. xD

Serpensis
Gallente
Ghosts of Grey
Posted - 2009.04.26 19:17:00 - [30]
 

You whine about the guides, you whine about the missions. Why do you play?

1/10 for trying.


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