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YuIaw
Posted - 2009.04.08 08:05:00 - [1]
 

Hi, im posting on a alt ya.... but let it be said. any Pirate or pirate allys in jita this weekend well get poded home! we have well over 400 memmbers that have made alts up and are ready to pop any yellow we so or corp//ally member of pirates....you are now welcome in jita anymore!

this is not a troll...

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.04.08 08:10:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: YuIaw
Hi, im posting on a alt ya.... but let it be said. any Pirate or pirate allys in jita this weekend well get poded home! we have well over 400 memmbers that have made alts up and are ready to pop any yellow we so or corp//ally member of pirates....you are now welcome in jita anymore!

this is not a troll...

I dont like going to jita on a good day..

Puupuu
Latrocinium
Posted - 2009.04.08 08:15:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: YuIaw
Death to all Pirates this weekend!

First I was like... Very Happy

Originally by: YuIaw
in jita....

But then I was like... Neutral

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.04.08 08:35:00 - [4]
 

whatever

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.04.08 08:39:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
whatever

You always say that Sad

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.04.08 09:04:00 - [6]
 

not really

Malephar
Posted - 2009.04.08 09:34:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
whatever

Indeed.

The problem with trying to kill all pirates, is that Eve is something like Doom on nightmare mode: your enemies respawn.

All pirate killers soon find themselves overwhelmed like a small dutch boy with his fingers in a very large dyke!

Gaius Bismarck
Darkwave Technologies
Initiative Mercenaries
Posted - 2009.04.08 10:12:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: YuIaw
this is not a troll...


this is the pointed where i rly loled man! thanks, was good fun reading. you get a 9/10. would read again.
wait, jita? uhh...could you mabye choose a different tradeinghub? i dont want to jump that far but i dont want to miss the phun also YARRRR!!

Khanto Thor
Amarr
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2009.04.08 10:22:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Malephar
Originally by: Lady Spank
whatever


All pirate killers soon find themselves overwhelmed like a small dutch boy with his fingers in a very large dyke!


oreally ....I could take this somewhere, but for the sake of decency I wont ..Cool

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.04.08 10:34:00 - [10]
 

I took it as a personal insult.

Shigsy
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:13:00 - [11]
 

Hey im -10 and in jita at the moment. What diggs?

Raul Watanabe
Gallente
NQX Innovations
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:33:00 - [12]
 

how the hell do these Amarrian characters even see properly with their hoods like that?

CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:49:00 - [13]
 

This thread smells funny

spongebobbb
Amarr
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:54:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: YuIaw
Hi, im posting on a alt ya.... but let it be said. any Pirate or pirate allys in jita this weekend well get poded home! we have well over 400 memmbers that have made alts up and are ready to pop any yellow we so or corp//ally member of pirates....you are now welcome in jita anymore!

this is not a troll...


\0/ im welcome in jita.

Mattio11
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2009.04.08 12:00:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Malephar
Originally by: Lady Spank
whatever

Indeed.

The problem with trying to kill all pirates, is that Eve is something like Doom on nightmare mode: your enemies respawn.

All pirate killers soon find themselves overwhelmed like a small dutch boy with his fingers in a very large dyke!



They've all created alts specifically for this war on pirates.... so if it's Doom on nightmare mode, they have to ability to log off and resume normal mode on their main character/account without any loss?

Double E
Amarr
Posted - 2009.04.08 12:02:00 - [16]
 

Quote:
small dutch boy with his fingers in a very large dyke!


It was at this point that orange juice exploded out of my nose......and I didn't need to read any farther LaughingLaughing

Pure win

Jones Bones
Burning Napalm
Posted - 2009.04.08 12:30:00 - [17]
 

Going to Jita on the weekend reminds me of my younger days. 56k modem, pron was pictures, sometimes they didn't load fast.

RedSplat
Posted - 2009.04.08 12:45:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Jones Bones
Going to Jita on the weekend reminds me of my younger days. 56k modem, pron was pictures, sometimes they didn't load fast.


and then the object of desire loads fully and you find you've been oggling a trap.

Antipirates hiding in Highsec? Come to Rancer, i hear the United could do with some easy kills lately.

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
Posted - 2009.04.08 13:17:00 - [19]
 

This should get rather comical fairly quickly.

The first target your alts shoot at will not only get you Concordokkened, but turn THEM yellow too. Bring them back to Jita, and by all rights, you should all be shooting each other in short order.

It'll be pandelerium!

queen dyke
Gallente
testicular Fortitude
Posted - 2009.04.08 13:45:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Malephar
Originally by: Lady Spank
whatever

Indeed.

The problem with trying to kill all pirates, is that Eve is something like Doom on nightmare mode: your enemies respawn.

All pirate killers soon find themselves overwhelmed like a small dutch boy with his fingers in a very large dyke!


u rang???Laughing


JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
Posted - 2009.04.08 14:07:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: CrimsonLobo
This thread smells funny


Smells funny, like farts?


Sorry, had chili for dinner last night Embarassed

Raul Watanabe
Gallente
NQX Innovations
Posted - 2009.04.08 14:47:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Raul Watanabe on 08/04/2009 14:48:13

OP has clearly gone full ret*rd, never go full ret*rd...



EDIT: as if ret*rd is censored Surprised

CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Posted - 2009.04.08 15:26:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: JordanParey
Originally by: CrimsonLobo
This thread smells funny


Smells funny, like farts?


Sorry, had chili for dinner last night Embarassed


Ah ah well as its you, ill let you off, but dont do it again, ok?

Jim GNARKILL
Gnarkill INC
Posted - 2009.04.08 16:35:00 - [24]
 

A) i cant pew pew back properly in jita
B) you dont know who my industry/manufacturing alts are, nor will you ever know
C) thats the dumbest idea ive ever heard of, pirates are huge customers blowing each other up constantly
D) 5/10 on the troll meter




Gin G
The Helghast Corporation
Posted - 2009.04.08 18:45:00 - [25]
 

never goto jita on a weekend anyway too busy

Elia Berran
Posted - 2009.04.08 19:08:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: YuIaw
Hi, im posting on a alt ya.... but let it be said. any Pirate or pirate allys in jita this weekend well get poded home! we have well over 400 memmbers that have made alts up and are ready to pop any yellow we so or corp//ally member of pirates....you are now welcome in jita anymore!

this is not a troll...


Do you know you have a bag on your head?


FOl2TY8
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.04.08 19:30:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Elia Berran


Do you know you have a bag on your head?




Ugly chicks need love too man.

Chadstick
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2009.04.08 23:46:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: YuIaw
Hi, im posting on a alt ya.... but let it be said. any Pirate or pirate allys in jita this weekend well get poded home! we have well over 400 memmbers that have made alts up and are ready to pop any yellow we so or corp//ally member of pirates....you are now welcome in jita anymore!

this is not a troll...


What's a "Jita"?

soldieroffortune 258
Gallente
Tribal Liberation Force
Posted - 2009.04.09 00:00:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Raul Watanabe
how the hell do these Amarrian characters even see properly with their hoods like that?



ive always wondered that myself . . . . .

E Phoenix
The New Eden Syndicate
IMPERIUM.
Posted - 2009.04.09 02:51:00 - [30]
 

Be funny if every YARRRR!! in game crated an alt and went to Jita too Laughing

Maybe they could kill everyone with lag alone?


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