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Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.04.08 01:43:00 - [1]
 

It looks like we need a new forum where killmail posting is allowed, to help all of these people that think its cool that they killed some random guy that no one cared about in a cruiser.

To aid this we also need kill IDs to be present in the copy'n'paste of the killmails. This way someone (ie, a GM) can cross check the kills to make sure its not faked (i no! i didnt't believe anyone would fake a killmail either)

c/d?

(and let the trolling begin!)

Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.04.08 01:45:00 - [2]
 

Sup Lana. I heard you like random killmails.


Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.04.08 01:47:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Jimer Lins
Sup Lana. I heard you like random killmails.



The more random the better!

Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.04.08 01:49:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Jimer Lins
Sup Lana. I heard you like random killmails.



The more random the better!


That sounds like a challenge.

*makes a killmail for a hull-tanking mining Helios*

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.04.08 08:46:00 - [5]
 

Is this the place to brag about losing to a velator?

Tzar'rim
Posted - 2009.04.08 08:53:00 - [6]
 

How's this, a covops that uncloaked and attacked my Rifter (was agressed to their corp) while none of his buddies were nearby or warping in.

2008.01.09 18:12:00

Victim: xxxx
Corp: xxxx
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Anathema
System: Amarr
Security: 1.0
Damage Taken: 1702

Involved parties:

Name: Tzar'rim (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.3
Corp: Reckless Corsairs
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Rifter
Weapon: 200mm AutoCannon II
Damage Done: 1702

Destroyed items:

Amarr Navy Standard S
Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
True Sansha Warp Disruptor
Amarr Navy Gatling Pulse Laser, Qty: 2

Dropped items:

Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
True Sansha Reactor Control Unit
Amarr Navy Standard S
Gistii B-Type 1MN MicroWarpdrive
True Sansha Power Diagnostic System
Brynn's Modified Reactor Control Unit

CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:44:00 - [7]
 

I have ganked quite alot of noob ships in a taranis before? i can has post here?

Gaius Bismarck
Darkwave Technologies
Initiative Mercenaries
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:46:00 - [8]
 

i still think we would need ninja-wizzards....i mean srsly....magic n'stuff combined with cool shaolin moves....

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:49:00 - [9]
 

Probings kind of magical no?

Ricard Clarence
Gallente
The Black Rabbits Academy
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:52:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Probings kind of magical no?


The last probing I got was definitely magical.

And kinda... vibratey.

But the butt doc did tell me I didn't have butt cancer so that's good.

Gaius Bismarck
Darkwave Technologies
Initiative Mercenaries
Posted - 2009.04.08 11:55:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Probings kind of magical no?


yeah but they do miss the cool shaolin moves.... but uhm...if we cross chinese isk farmers with probes....you know like probing them.... i have to think about that! will be back with an solution!

Havohej
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
Posted - 2009.04.08 12:07:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Tzar'rim
How's this, a covops that uncloaked and attacked my Rifter (was agressed to their corp) while none of his buddies were nearby or warping in.

2008.01.09 18:12:00

Victim: xxxx
Corp: xxxx
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Anathema
System: Amarr
Security: 1.0
Damage Taken: 1702

Involved parties:

Name: Tzar'rim (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.3
Corp: Reckless Corsairs
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Rifter
Weapon: 200mm AutoCannon II
Damage Done: 1702

Destroyed items:

Amarr Navy Standard S
Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
True Sansha Warp Disruptor
Amarr Navy Gatling Pulse Laser, Qty: 2

Dropped items:

Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
True Sansha Reactor Control Unit
Amarr Navy Standard S
Gistii B-Type 1MN MicroWarpdrive
True Sansha Power Diagnostic System
Brynn's Modified Reactor Control Unit



Jesus... nothing says "I buy ISK" like a faction and Officer fitted combat covops amirite? Of course, maybe they've just been farming ISK in relative safety for so long that they just don't have anything BETTER to do with it, but it's more likely the first (ISK buyer) scenario I suggested.

queen dyke
Gallente
testicular Fortitude
Posted - 2009.04.08 12:13:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Probings kind of magical no?


it is if i probe u with my hornWink



i had a sig-but i sat on itEmbarassed

Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.04.08 17:31:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
Probings kind of magical no?


When I do it, it is. ;)

CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Posted - 2009.04.08 17:41:00 - [15]
 

:O so many magical people around

Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.04.08 17:56:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Jimer Lins on 08/04/2009 17:58:26
Originally by: CrimsonLobo
:O so many magical people around


I believe it's magic.

Edit: The complete tune, in it's epic 80's glory.



CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Posted - 2009.04.08 18:04:00 - [17]
 

Watching, first bit is abit dull

Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.04.08 18:06:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: CrimsonLobo
Watching, first bit is abit dull


They're both pretty dull, the second's the full track, but I always liked that tune for some reason.

And the subject has the word "random" in it, so there you go.

CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Posted - 2009.04.08 18:09:00 - [19]
 

Posting to confrim both tracks are indeed, pretty dull

Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.04.08 18:13:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: CrimsonLobo
Posting to confrim both tracks are indeed, pretty dull


Here, this one's more fun.

Cyrdax
Posted - 2009.04.08 18:15:00 - [21]
 

posting to confirm that logit deserves a forum permaban

CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Posted - 2009.04.08 18:18:00 - [22]
 

LOL, no way, that be you? i had seen the TF2 Wassup before =P. TF2 was a cool game, havent played it for AGGGGEESS though.

Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.04.08 18:24:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: CrimsonLobo
LOL, no way, that be you? i had seen the TF2 Wassup before =P. TF2 was a cool game, havent played it for AGGGGEESS though.


Posting to confirm that it is indeed me, that TF2 is a cool game, and that I have not played it for a while either. (EVE takes too much of my time)

I found this one too, and wish I had done it.

CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Posted - 2009.04.08 18:30:00 - [24]
 

Full Metal Fortress = Epic win. unfrotunatly for me, RL takes up too much of my time and reduces me to a forum ***** =(

Nel Tu
Minmatar
The Interstellar Cupcake Company
Posted - 2009.04.09 01:04:00 - [25]
 

Victim: xxxx
Corp: xxxx
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Clothes (T2)
System: Minmatar
Security: 1.0
Damage Taken: 5

Involved parties:

Name: Nel Tu (laid the final blow)
Security: 0.5
Corp: THRCO
Alliance: Fifth Syndicate
Faction: NONE
Ship: Spanker
Weapon: Hand (T2)
Damage Done: 5

Destroyed items:

Shirt
Pants
Bra

Dropped items:

Lana's Panties (T3)

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.04.09 01:58:00 - [26]
 

Shocked
/me covers herself

Cyrdax
Posted - 2009.04.09 02:03:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Nel Tu
Dropped items:

Lana's Panties (T3)


does that mean she unlearned the skill to use them

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.04.09 02:06:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Cyrdax
Originally by: Nel Tu
Dropped items:

Lana's Panties (T3)


does that mean she unlearned the skill to use them

"Military experts are saying she never really knew how to use them anyway"

Cyrdax
Posted - 2009.04.09 02:07:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
"Military experts are saying she never really knew how to use them anyway"


i'm gonna go ahead and say that's more than a little hot

Silent Sins
Deliciously Vicious
Posted - 2009.04.09 02:37:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Cyrdax
Originally by: Lana Torrin
"Military experts are saying she never really knew how to use them anyway"


i'm gonna go ahead and say that's more than a little hot


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