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Karrade Krise
Posted - 2009.02.27 07:35:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Karrade Krise on 27/02/2009 07:35:12
All about how-NO! Wait! I refuse to stoop to that level!

Ok here it goes...

A crime has been commited. A Crime of Lust and Love; A Crime engulfed in deceit and secrecy; The Crime of a Love Triangle, engtangled in the hierarchy of a small corporation.

You see, Karrade once had an alt, an alt in a small miner corp. The CEO of that corp was a powerful man; He had everything going for him-He had his very own successful Corporation, his own industrial fleet, his loyal subordinates, and his lovely wife at his side. He had it all going for him, until Karrade's alt entered the scene.

Now several months later the exact opposite can be said. The Corporation lays in ruin. No members to speak of, no form of currency in the wallet. No assets. No industrial fleet. No loyal subordinates, no lovely wife...

Karrade had taken this corp apart, from the inside out, and on the inside of another... The beautiful wife of the CEO had quickly fallen prey to Karrade's RL wit, charm, and rugged looks. She fell into his arms the moment they layed eyes on each other. The CEO had been blind to this of course, either by sheer denial, or just plain cluelessness.

No matter which, two things can be certain. Karrade is now a happily engaged man(RL), and his former CEO has been left-Broken. Bitter. Alone. The deed is done. What was once his now belongs to another. All that the nameless ex-CEO can do now is just sit curled up in a corner, murmuring his ex-wife's name...

You know who you are.

*EDIT* Your ex-wife is a good **** BTW

Flamable Content
Posted - 2009.02.27 08:09:00 - [2]
 

Shocked

Batista456
Posted - 2009.02.27 08:19:00 - [3]
 

Take a break, it helps! Laughing

Janet Marshall
Caldari
Posted - 2009.02.27 08:19:00 - [4]
 

Oh thats just mean. Twisted Evil

Tchulen
Posted - 2009.02.27 08:26:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Tchulen on 27/02/2009 08:26:59
His ex-wife is good, you're quite right.

But she's not a patch on your mum ;)(e: ingame)

Tzar'rim
Posted - 2009.02.27 10:35:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Tzar''rim on 27/02/2009 10:35:43
You had me till "Karrade's RL wit, charm, and rugged looks", then I realised you were just making up stories.

queen dyke
Gallente
testicular Fortitude
Posted - 2009.02.27 12:20:00 - [7]
 

im da wife in da op Razz

u know u want me Wink

queen dyke
Gallente
testicular Fortitude
Posted - 2009.02.27 12:21:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: queen dyke on 27/02/2009 12:45:21
damn double post thanks to see see me pee's latest 'hardlyware'upgrades Laughing

Junko Togawa
Caldari
Posted - 2009.02.27 12:34:00 - [9]
 

BOO! That story sucked! This one is MUCH better. ugh

TimMc
Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band
Posted - 2009.02.27 12:41:00 - [10]
 

lawl.

Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.02.27 13:39:00 - [11]
 

All about how my life got flipped-turned upside down

Bahhs Deep
Posted - 2009.02.27 17:47:00 - [12]
 

YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE WIFE!?

Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.27 17:55:00 - [13]
 

I look forward to the next episode.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

Katsina
Gallente
The Knights Templar
R.A.G.E
Posted - 2009.02.27 17:59:00 - [14]
 

of a lovely lady.....

Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
Posted - 2009.02.27 18:58:00 - [15]
 

Wow...

And I thought decing CONCORD was crazy. Confused

Decimus Caedrius
Minmatar
Posted - 2009.02.27 19:09:00 - [16]
 

What a touching story... *wipes away a tear*

Grek Forto
Crosshair Corp
Posted - 2009.02.27 19:18:00 - [17]
 

...all about how, my life got turned, up-side down...

Karrade Krise
Posted - 2009.02.27 19:41:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Grek Forto
...all about how, my life got turned, up-side down...


You're doing it wrong. Very Happy

Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
Posted - 2009.02.27 19:45:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
All about how my life got flipped-turned upside down


Originally by: Grek Forto
...all about how, my life got turned, up-side down...


Posting in an epic Fresh Prince thread.


Seriously, how the hell did that become a meme?

RedSplat
Posted - 2009.02.27 19:54:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Chomin H'ak
how the hell did that become a meme?


4chan

Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.02.27 19:55:00 - [21]
 


Karrade Krise
Posted - 2009.02.27 22:16:00 - [22]
 

I WARRIOR FOR WOMAN HEART! WHY U DO NOT SEE IT?!

Am I doing it right? Very Happy

Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
Posted - 2009.02.27 22:41:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: RedSplat
Originally by: Chomin H'ak
how the hell did that become a meme?


4chan


Can I war dec 4chan?

Karrade Krise
Posted - 2009.02.27 22:49:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Chomin H'ak
Originally by: RedSplat
Originally by: Chomin H'ak
how the hell did that become a meme?


4chan


Can I war dec 4chan?


If I ever start an alliance like I'd like to...I would so name it 4Chan just for all the free wardecs...

Demitria Fernir
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2009.02.27 23:08:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Chomin H'ak
Originally by: RedSplat
Originally by: Chomin H'ak
how the hell did that become a meme?


4chan


Can I war dec 4chan?


Currently, We Has A Flavor [4CHAN] Only consists of 1 member, current CEO and Founder Pinky Ponkle.

On the other hand, No Corporation can be found with '4chan' in the beginning of its name.

Karrade Krise
Posted - 2009.02.27 23:17:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Demitria Fernir
1 member, current CEO and Founder Pinky Ponkle.

On the other hand, No Corporation can be found with '4chan' in the beginning of its name.


But I like my Galatic P0RN Starz corp name... Sad

New members get the title:"P0RN Star In Training"
Twisted Evil

Moe Guns
Posted - 2009.02.28 01:00:00 - [27]
 

Stole someone's wife, eh? All about them sloppy seconds?

Karrade Krise
Posted - 2009.02.28 01:03:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Moe Guns
Stole someone's wife, eh? All about them sloppy seconds?


It's only sloppy for 1 second.


Saaya Illirie
Caldari
Absinthe Brothers
Posted - 2009.02.28 01:30:00 - [29]
 

I know the woman Karrade speaks of. True story.

ExclamationQuestionExclamation

Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
Posted - 2009.02.28 01:35:00 - [30]
 

Now this is the story all about how
My posting style got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the elected delegate of a representative body called CSM

In west Sinq Laison born and raised
On the roid belt where I spent most of my days
Mining out, maxing, smacking all cool
And all shooting some civilian electron blasters outside of the CAS station
When a couple of noobs said were up to no good
Started making trouble in my local channel
I got in one little can bait fight and Nexus got scared
And said youre moving with your auntie and uncle in Youl

I whistled for a clone and when it came near the
Pilot's Licence Extension said fresh and had a LSE in the mirror
If anything I could say that this Velator was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to the forums!

I pulled up to a thread about seven or eight
And I yelled to the Mods yo, home smell you later
Looked at my post I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of See and Pee


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