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Lady Lard
Caldari
F.R.E.E. Explorer
EVE Animal Control
Posted - 2009.02.27 04:01:00 - [31]
 

Edited by: Lady Lard on 27/02/2009 04:01:31
yeah i heard they hired him because he is good at using google

Kiko Goatbiter
Gallente
Ecliptic Control
Stella Polaris.
Posted - 2009.02.27 04:03:00 - [32]
 

the mittani is a metrosexual

Fraud Crawler
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.27 04:31:00 - [33]
 

Edited by: Fraud Crawler on 27/02/2009 04:30:57
reminder that The Mittani's job is a "patent attorney," which is completely soul crushing and brings nothing but pain and misery for him. he attempts to escape his terrible life by pretending to be an internet spymaster.

molle's job is better than mittani's. at least molle brings joy to people whose homes he air conditions.

Scientology 101
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.27 04:40:00 - [34]
 

Edited by: Ayman Zawahiri on 27/02/2009 04:40:06
Originally by: Kiko Goatbiter
the_mittani is a dev this is a rumour i heard posted on an internet forum

Rumor confirmed. Except GS is a cabal of playtesters and developers stealing CCP secrets before unveiling our own competing internet spaceships product called ADAM online. For gays only of course.



Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr
Trigrams Edge
Posted - 2009.02.27 05:18:00 - [35]
 

Edited by: Bismaru''s Ambition on 27/02/2009 05:18:26
Originally by: Fraud Crawler
Edited by: Fraud Crawler on 27/02/2009 04:30:57
reminder that The Mittani's job is a "patent attorney," which is completely soul crushing and brings nothing but pain and misery for him. he attempts to escape his terrible life by pretending to be an internet spymaster.

molle's job is better than mittani's. at least molle brings joy to people whose homes he air conditions.


lol people actually have jobs and a life outside EvE, wtf,..

Jack Archer
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.27 09:49:00 - [36]
 

guys guys:

Snot Shot or Seargant Spot?

Shocked

Rob Repper
Minmatar
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2009.02.27 10:29:00 - [37]
 

waiting for DJ's "Mission Accomplished" statement on a carrier.

HexPee
Caldari
Sturmgrenadier Inc
Sturmgrenadier Syndicate
Posted - 2009.02.27 11:23:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri
Edited by: Ayman Zawahiri on 27/02/2009 04:40:06
Originally by: Kiko Goatbiter
the_mittani is a dev this is a rumour i heard posted on an internet forum

Rumor confirmed. Except GS is a cabal of playtesters and developers stealing CCP secrets before unveiling our own competing internet spaceships product called ADAM online. For gays only of course.



Is there a Beta sign up?

Cletus Graeme
Caldari
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.27 11:24:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: hammyhamm
Edited by: hammyhamm on 27/02/2009 02:51:19
In response to question 2, I asked him.

Quote:
(1:49:48 PM) the_mittani: ~the mittani is v. busy being a mitten, which comprises 1. fuzziness 2. hugs 3. being banned from caod for another 10 days~


There you go :/


Tbh, nowadays CAOD is such a god awful cesspool of crap that getting banned actually carries kudos :D

+rep

/me waits patiently to be banned so that I, too, can become a famous internet celibacy Embarassed

Rakshasa Taisab
Caldari
Sane Industries Inc.
Posted - 2009.02.27 11:30:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: Fraud Crawler
reminder that The Mittani's job is a "patent attorney," which is completely soul crushing and brings nothing but pain and misery for him. he attempts to escape his terrible life by pretending to be an internet spymaster.

That explains everything.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2009.02.27 18:05:00 - [41]
 


Being an attorney is just as noble a job as a HVAC tech.

We are all just a bunch of pixels in here Cool

Just sayin.....

Dr. Shot


Curse YourFaith
Amarr
13Th Legion
Posted - 2009.02.27 18:38:00 - [42]
 

Edited by: Curse YourFaith on 27/02/2009 18:41:16
Originally by: Snot Shot

As the Political landscape of EVE drastically changes we hear less and less from those who brought to our doorstep the most epic political transition ever to sweep EVE Online. I know I am just saying what all of the EVE Community would like to know at this point when I ask:

1) How is Darius Johnson handling the fame and fortune that comes with control of the most powerful Alliance EVE has ever seen?

2) Is The Mittani still working behind the scenes to try and top this last epic act of Spy vs. Spy action?

3) Has Haargoth-Agmaar received everything he thought he would when he willed his right hand index finger to depress that left mouse button setting in motion the destruction of the most recognized MMO Empire?

I believe we have not seen much of the first two icons mentioned because the strain that these two figures were under planning this for months leading up to the unveiling of “Delve Sov Gate” would have made the common cry like a baby.

Darius & Mittania, we would all like to say that your Empire is in capable hands while you rest and the GoonSwarm Alliance is being supported well by the pets you have put in-place such as pl and razon alliance.

When you have recovered from your monumental efforts of epic proportions please respond and allow us a peek into what you will have in store for us next. We all feel like children around the tree for Christmas waiting for you to arrive again.

Thank you and GoonSwarm bless.

Dr. Shot




1) Fame makes you look taller and Darius is looking more like 1.50m lately (with both hands in the air that is) 4.92 for all ameri***s having math difficulties you know who you are Laughing

2) Who?

3) Haarg has found all the happiness in life since he joined Goonswarm. He's actually having fun not like when he was in BoB where they treated him like dirt. It's BoB's fault really making fun of the mentally "challenged" people in alliance. Rumours has it he got also abused during his military service and wanted some fun in EvE's space to forget all the "bad" moments of the past.

SavageBastard
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.27 18:47:00 - [43]
 

PL are goon pets you heard it here so you know it's true.

Brobuck
Caldari
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.27 18:53:00 - [44]
 

Edited by: Brobuck on 27/02/2009 18:54:08
Originally by: Snot Shot
a baby bird from a snowy nest being tossed about the political landscape of EVE.



A bird was flying south for the winter. Cold and hungry, the bird found refuge in a barn on a farm. His wings were nearly frozen stiff with icicles. The bird thought to himself, “I am dead for sure.”

A cow in the barn came by, sniffed around and unloaded a big, stinky pile of cowpoop on top of the bird. The bird was drowning in cow flop and thought to himself, “I am dead. I am dead.”

Although the cowpie stank, it was warm and helped thaw the bird, bringing much needed warmth. The bird struggled a bit and managed to poke out his beak to breath. The bird thought to himself, “Yes, yes, I am alive! I’ll be okay!”

The bird was so happy, it began to sing. A cat in the barn heard the singing and came over to investigate. The cat discovered the bird within the cow manure, dug the bird out, and ate him.

Moral of the story:

1. Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.
3. If you are warm and happy and covered in poop, don’t sing about it.

Delta sqad edit: Also, if you handle fecal matter, make sure to thoroughly wash your hands.

Ilene D'over
Amarr
Tax Free Corporation
Posted - 2009.02.27 21:37:00 - [45]
 

does anyone get the feeling that Snotty is suffering from 0.0 envy? But then again, given the pathological fear inherent in those flying with Privateers and the fact that most of them are pretty much nothing more than Jita gank*****s is there any real surprise in that?

Curse YourFaith
Amarr
13Th Legion
Posted - 2009.02.27 22:04:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Ilene D'over
does anyone get the feeling that Snotty is suffering from 0.0 envy? But then again, given the pathological fear inherent in those flying with Privateers and the fact that most of them are pretty much nothing more than Jita gank*****s is there any real surprise in that?


confirmed i get this feeling ... then again it might be love?

Yorda
Minmatar
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.28 04:34:00 - [47]
 

Your gimmick is as terrible as your new alliance EF Y EY


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