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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari
Rancer Defence League
Posted - 2009.02.17 21:34:00 - [1]
 

As many of you know, i am CEO of Rancer Defence Force. I will tell you a story.

Once upon a time when i was born i had to go through a system called Rancer. But there were pirates who destroyed my capulse. FRom that day i vowed to keep rancer safe for innocent traveleer like me. The pirates do not listen to reason so they just destroy your capulse and do not cease fire..

I made Rancer Defence Force to try and stop these pirates in their tracks but they keep on killing people. I have tried to ask them to stop but they dont and i have tried to attack them but my ships are not enough power.

I thought how can i defend rancer? And I have the answer. it is education.

Rancer Defence Force will now education people in crielere not to go through the rancer gate because they will be destroy. I think this is the answer.


Yrrab Khanir
Amarr
We The People
Posted - 2009.02.17 21:42:00 - [2]
 

"...destroyed my capulse."
"Rancer Defence Force will now education people..."

Seriously, is this a joke?

Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari
Rancer Defence League
Posted - 2009.02.17 21:57:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Yrrab Khanir
"...destroyed my capulse."
"Rancer Defence Force will now education people..."

Seriously, is this a joke?


i am super serial.

Armoured C
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2009.02.17 21:59:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
Originally by: Yrrab Khanir
"...destroyed my capulse."
"Rancer Defence Force will now education people..."

Seriously, is this a joke?


i am super serial killer.


edited you for got to complete your sentence

Armoured C
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2009.02.17 22:01:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
Originally by: Yrrab Khanir
"...destroyed my capulse."
"Rancer Defence Force will now education people..."

Seriously, is this a joke?


i am super cereal bar.


more edited


i can do this all day buddy



rancer is just one of those eve hard truths that you have to learn that you can get podded

Battleclash
Posted - 2009.02.17 22:07:00 - [6]
 

TL;DR You flew through Rancer, got killed. You sought revenge in Rancer, got killed. Now you tell people to avoid Rancer.

Atedar Kerane
Silentium Mortalitas
Posted - 2009.02.17 22:22:00 - [7]
 

What a facinating story...

Good luck with sitting on a gate all day long warning people not to go in...

CCP Mitnal


C C P
Posted - 2009.02.17 22:27:00 - [8]
 

Moved to Crime & Punishment.

Miss Uylear
Caldari
The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre
Posted - 2009.02.17 22:29:00 - [9]
 

I applaud what you are doing, and would like to make a small contribution to your cause. I will bump this topic everyday with news on how you are doing.

Edited by: Miss Uylear on 17/02/2009 22:42:40 - sometime in the future


Do not go to Rancer for fear of losing ones ship and pod, thus implants and pride.
Do go to Rancer to smb hapless targets of ship and pod and to feel smug and mighty.

Also, ignore the OP. yeah. Ignore it. Wooo, I'm being nasty for no reason Laughing

Yay being an arse!

Novantco
The Tuskers
Posted - 2009.02.17 22:30:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
Violence is not the answer



Oh but it is.

Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
Posted - 2009.02.17 22:32:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Novantco
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
Violence is not the answer



Oh but it is.


One of my favourite sigs to read states, "Violence is not the answer. It is the question. The answer is yes."

I'm sure he'll post here before long.

Cool

Alowishus
the united
Negative Ten.
Posted - 2009.02.17 22:42:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Alowishus on 17/02/2009 22:43:08
I can't figure out if this is one of our alts, one of the Neo Spartan's alts, one of the many random "pirate griefers" or somebody who truly is delusional.

Peopled have tried the warning thing, it does not work. Most people already know they shouldn't go through Rancer. Or they're too stupid to know and you can't fix stupid.

You may persuade a few people not to jump through but overall people still will, including the juicy targets. Intelligence is inversely proportional to the ship / modules / cargo value you bring through Rancer, you think anything can stop these idiots?

Keep wasting your time though.

Inara Subaka
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2009.02.17 22:44:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Alowishus
...you can't fix stupid.


This.

Karentaki
Gallente
Oberon Incorporated
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2009.02.17 22:55:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
Once upon a time when i was born i had to go through a system called Rancer.


Rancer: Now located somewhere inside your mother!

Kopkiller
Posted - 2009.02.17 22:55:00 - [15]
 

As many of you know, i am CEO of EVO FORUMS ANTI-TROLL Defence Force. I will tell you a story.

Once upon a time when i was born i had to go through a system called EVE online forums. But there were trolls who took me much time of my life with useless topics. FRom that day i vowed to keep EVO forums safe for innocent viewers like me. The TROLLS do not listen to reason so they just destroy your time, brains, patience and nerves, and do not cease trolling..

I made EVO FORUMS ANTI-TROLL Defence Force to try and stop these trolls in their tracks but they keep on killing people. I have tried to ask them to stop but they dont and i have tried to attack them but my nerves are not enough power.

I thought how can i defend forums? And I have the answer. it is education.

EVO FORUMS ANTI-TROLL Defence Force will now education people not to go through eve forums because their will commit suicide. I think this is the answer.


Edit: I am serial don't make fun of me.

Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
Posted - 2009.02.17 23:21:00 - [16]
 

YAY! Another useless troll post Rolling Eyes

cpt Mark
Posted - 2009.02.17 23:29:00 - [17]
 

rancer defence force...

Pirates killing people in Rancer...

Best way to save people?

........

Take it over with your "defence force"

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.02.17 23:43:00 - [18]
 

wat?

MirrorGod
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.17 23:48:00 - [19]
 

Violence is the Answer
Violence is always the answer.

Ather Ialeas
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2009.02.17 23:51:00 - [20]
 

hello everone i am have an education: is at crielere gate in rancer, is good education and should be particitipated, pls come

rancer shall be violins no more, let change it!!

Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari
Original Sin.
Posted - 2009.02.17 23:54:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: MirrorGod
Violence is the Answer
Violence is always the answer.


On the contrary, my good sir, violence is not the answer. It's the question.

And the answer is yes. Twisted Evil

Demitria Fernir
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2009.02.18 00:13:00 - [22]
 

Violence IS the answer.

The question is "Why not?"

Dmitryilyin
Gallente
Free Space Tech
Red Alliance
Posted - 2009.02.18 00:23:00 - [23]
 

What is so special about Rancer which makes it more favoured by pirates then any other lowsec system?
Why do lot of people go to it?

Demitria Fernir
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
Posted - 2009.02.18 00:24:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Dmitryilyin
What is so special about Rancer which makes it more favoured by pirates then any other lowsec system?
Why do lot of people go to it?
There are a lor of people.
People are stupid.

Connect the dots.

Cal Darinne
Caldari
Posted - 2009.02.18 00:26:00 - [25]
 

You no take candle! Evil or Very Mad

Kaya Valda
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2009.02.18 13:21:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Dmitryilyin
What is so special about Rancer which makes it more favoured by pirates then any other lowsec system?
Why do lot of people go to it?


It's a short cut between Jita and lots of other places, and autopilot isn't foolproof.

Jimmy Kudo
Orgazmatron Team
Posted - 2009.02.18 16:17:00 - [27]
 

LOLZ OP

This fail thread has made my day!!

Gambuk
Posted - 2009.02.18 17:03:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Armoured C
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
Originally by: Yrrab Khanir
"...destroyed my capulse."
"Rancer Defence Force will now education people..."

Seriously, is this a joke?


i am super serial killer.


edited you for got to complete your sentence



What you can't see because the forums dont allow it is that the OP posted this in cutout letters from a magazine.

Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
Posted - 2009.02.18 18:51:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Demitria Fernir
Violence IS the answer.

The question is "Why not?"


Originally by: Demitria Fernir
There are a lor of people.
People are stupid.

Connect the dots.


Quoting for ironic/moronic purposes.

VIGILUK
Posted - 2009.02.18 22:06:00 - [30]
 

BORKED !!!


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