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Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.11 21:42:00 - [1]
 

In the spirit of the "Worst EVE Has to offer" thread, I thought it'd be fun to share our most amusing EVE experiences.

I've got one that happened fairly recently: We had finished with a fun little fleet action and I had to move a ship to another place. We were still jawing and busting chops on vent, so I set my destination and started jumping/warping. It was a pretty good distance, but I was in my covops so I just did the warp/cloak thing, not really paying attention to the systems, figuring that I was in Empire, going to Empire, so no worries, right?

Then I was bull****ting on Vent, jumped and had a moment of "huh?" as I looked at the screen, seeing warp bubbles EVERYWHERE and some very dangerous-looking ships prowling about. I didn't realize my course settings had taken me through 0.0, and I just didn't expect to see anchored bubbles, so I had a moment of complete confusion.

Then, I was laughing so hard, I could barely get the words out: "Oh, ****! I just jumped into HED-GP!" Total silence for about 2 seconds, followed by everyone in my corp who was on Vent howling with laughter.


RisenPhoenix
Shadowyn Corp.
Posted - 2009.02.11 21:43:00 - [2]
 

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Agrigan
Posted - 2009.02.11 21:44:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Jimer Lins

Then, I was laughing so hard, I could barely get the words out: "Oh, ****! I just jumped into HED-GP!" Total silence for about 2 seconds, followed by everyone in my corp who was on Vent howling with laughter.



I don't get it...

Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.11 21:46:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Agrigan
Originally by: Jimer Lins

Then, I was laughing so hard, I could barely get the words out: "Oh, ****! I just jumped into HED-GP!" Total silence for about 2 seconds, followed by everyone in my corp who was on Vent howling with laughter.



I don't get it...


Well, it was funny to me, randomly jumping into one of the most heavily bubbled systems in the game by accident.

Kuar Z'thain
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.11 21:47:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Jimer Lins
Originally by: Agrigan
Originally by: Jimer Lins

Then, I was laughing so hard, I could barely get the words out: "Oh, ****! I just jumped into HED-GP!" Total silence for about 2 seconds, followed by everyone in my corp who was on Vent howling with laughter.



I don't get it...


Well, it was funny to me, randomly jumping into one of the most heavily bubbled systems in the game by accident.



That's like randomly sticking your wang in a light socket.

...exactly how drunk were you? Very Happy

Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.11 21:49:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Jimer Lins


Then, I was laughing so hard, I could barely get the words out: "Oh, ****! I just jumped into HED-GP!" Total silence for about 2 seconds, followed by everyone in my corp who was on Vent howling with laughter.




Didyda die?

Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.11 21:49:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Kuar Z'thain
Originally by: Jimer Lins
Originally by: Agrigan
Originally by: Jimer Lins

Then, I was laughing so hard, I could barely get the words out: "Oh, ****! I just jumped into HED-GP!" Total silence for about 2 seconds, followed by everyone in my corp who was on Vent howling with laughter.



I don't get it...


Well, it was funny to me, randomly jumping into one of the most heavily bubbled systems in the game by accident.



That's like randomly sticking your wang in a light socket.

...exactly how drunk were you? Very Happy


LaughingEmbarassed

... no comment?


Jimer Lins
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.11 21:52:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Jared D'Uroth
Originally by: Jimer Lins


Then, I was laughing so hard, I could barely get the words out: "Oh, ****! I just jumped into HED-GP!" Total silence for about 2 seconds, followed by everyone in my corp who was on Vent howling with laughter.




Didyda die?


No, but I probably should have for being so dumb. The campers seemed to be busy with someone else, so I skulked off while they were engaged.

Agrigan
Posted - 2009.02.11 21:54:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Agrigan on 11/02/2009 21:56:04
You seriously have to be posting with your alts...

Anyway, this is my most favorite eve funny moment today.

Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
Dead poets society
The Laughing Men
Posted - 2009.02.11 21:57:00 - [10]
 

Whizzing around Oursulaert gate in a vexor during a DJ Phoenixx Eve-radio show and i dropped a jet can to advertise the show with a bit of ammo is in, a week old character flying a raven nicked the can and i blew him up in his unfitted ship. I laughed so hard for about 30 minutes.

(no i wasn't purposely can baiting, the jetcan had "DJ PHOENIXX ON AIR - TUNE INTO EVE RADIO" written on it)

Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
Dead poets society
The Laughing Men
Posted - 2009.02.11 21:59:00 - [11]
 

Also flying out of a station messing around in a republic firetail and mis-targetting my corp mate and blasting an abandoned ibis and getting blasted by station guns. HAHA still thinking about that moment cracks me up for sher noobishness.

Kuar Z'thain
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.11 22:05:00 - [12]
 

Back when Exploration was new (Revelations), I had probed out an Angels Fortress in Great Wildlands. We used 5 remote repping ravens to run the plex, which escalated.

First time anyone had seen an escalation, let alone an Angels Fortress, so we decide to take our fleet to the destination and see what it would earn us.

I was scouting in my buzzard, this rag-tag group of remote repping ravens, deep into enemy (LV) territory.

I warp to the site after seeing no hostiles enroute, all the ravens warp to me and at this point I have to go afk.

5 minutes later I return to screaming on Ventrillo.

Apparently, the FC decided it would be okay for the ravens to all afk at a planet, including himself.

LV had found our group and promptly started raping them, except for one. The one that remembered to fit a cloak.


Moral of the story:
1. Don't listen when your FC tells you to do something stupid.
2. If you don't heed #1, fit a cloak. :D


....okay, well I guess you had to be there. Rolling Eyes

Imperator Jora'h
Posted - 2009.02.11 22:27:00 - [13]
 

Drunken piloting during a fleet OP:

I rarely do fleet stuff but many, many moons ago I was. We were not all that adept at forming up a fleet so was taking a long time and longer to get to where we were going. Plenty of time for me to drink too much beer along the way. Finally we get to the fight and the enemy was on the other side of the gate. The FC called out on Vent, "Do not jump." In my addled state all I heard was, "Jump" and did so.

At which point I found myself soloing about 50 other ships. Needless to say it did not go very well for me.

Imperator Jora'h
Posted - 2009.02.11 22:33:00 - [14]
 

This is not my story but worth sharing. This was a very long time ago now so I am hazy on the details but the overall gist of the thing is right.

Some guys in 0.0 got word that a largish (20+...large for back then) fleet of all frigs was coming towards them. So one guy goes and fits out a Bombathron (all SB Megathron) and warps to a belt. Frig fleet arrives in system and immediately goes looking for the Mega pilot. Bet you can guess where this is going...ALL the pilots warped in smack on top of the Mega. They had about 1 second of glee thinking they were about to wtfpwn the Mega when they all died near instantly (and all podded to boot). Twisted Evil

After the initial shock all the frig pilots agreed that was pretty awesome and funny as hell.

Mr Gecko
Posted - 2009.02.11 23:23:00 - [15]
 

Its fun reading whats said in the rookie chatchannel(I'm pretty new myself) where the most common post looks something like this:

"omg omg something is shooting atwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwss
ssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssssssswwwwwwwwwddddddddddddd"

Lance Fighter
Amarr
Posted - 2009.02.11 23:42:00 - [16]
 

haha rookie chat :p I miss rookie chat sometimes

Tuttomenui II
Gallente
The Eloria Corporation
Posted - 2009.02.12 07:04:00 - [17]
 

I sold 1000 rookie ships for 250 million isk plus a hulk and 3 t2 modulated strip miners.

LINK

Zel Nughat
Amarr
Nughat Corp
Posted - 2009.02.12 16:02:00 - [18]
 

camping in 0.0 and being engaged in combat with 1 or 2 ships, discovering they are baits from a blob that's jumping on you and your corp mates *and* popping the baits and disengaging just in time so you and all your corpies make it to a SS with just some scratches and no loses...priceless YARRRR!!LaughingYARRRR!!

H Lecter
Gallente
The Black Rabbits Academy
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2009.02.12 16:35:00 - [19]
 

It was a quiet evening and I was sorting out the mess in my hangar. A corp mate just briefly told me on Vent that he wanted to quickly get that Gisti B type afterburner from Rancer. I lauged and said he should not get smartbombed.

5 minutes later I hear him curse and shout. He had lost his Hawk to the usual smartbombing gatecamp there. As it turned out he had never heard of the inconveniences Rancer offers Very Happy


Zey Nadar
Gallente
Unknown Soldiers
Posted - 2009.02.12 16:38:00 - [20]
 

My corpmates were in a highsec system long time ago. Then apparently a dude in a drake came and stole some loot! Then this genius docked...for some reason undocked...and went afk.

Genya Arikaido
Posted - 2009.02.12 16:44:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Genya Arikaido on 12/02/2009 16:48:59
I had been in EVE for probably no more than 2 weeks and I was flying back to Duripant to help my m8 get adjusted to and figure out EVE, as I'd finally convinced him to give it another try.

Well, I had also been engaged in corp PvP fleet practice ops (red vs blue, to hull only), so forgetting my m8 wasn't in the corp yet, I locked and and fired...in Duripant. Well, he got himself a very nice example of what happens when you try to shoot another player in a 1.0 system. Laughing Fortunately, it was just a Tristan that I lost, though at the time (2003) a frigate was a medium sized loss to almost anyone.

Well, he did end up staying, played for a long time. No idea where he is now, but I don't think he plays anymore. Oh well.

--------

Another amusing story of mine is back in the days of when 0.0 mining could get you a new battleship every 2 days from mining Bistot.

I was out deep in detroid mining bistot with 2-3 other corpmates flying my Thorax (I was mining the mins for my first Dominix). We did mining ops that would last for 6-8 hours, sometimes more, and we always seemed to be racing downtime. Anyway, you know how those lasers make that nice hypnotic sound...bzzzz....bzzzz....bzzzz....so it's no surprise that next thing I knew, I was alone, no bistot left in the belt, and saw that my m8s had been laughing at me for dozing off in the belt. They had kept an eye out for me though, and had flown back over and cleared off the NPCs every so often. I'd actually been asleep for close on 2 hours. Laughing

Arika Tel
Posted - 2009.02.12 18:14:00 - [22]
 

I'd been playing for about three weeks. I was helping a friend with a L4 mission. He was flying a drake and I was in a Merlin helping him out with all the frigates and cruisers while he focused on the larger ships.

At the end, we were taking out a starbase. He was shooting it from 30+km and I zoomed in to hammer it at 7500m.

When the base exploded, it took me with it. Laughing

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2009.02.12 18:18:00 - [23]
 

Killing a myrmidon fitted with shield, armor, and hull tanks.

Tamasan
Gallente
BLACK LABEL INC
Malum Exuro
Posted - 2009.02.12 18:42:00 - [24]
 

IRON hot dropping a titan onto the Agony Unleashed PvP Basic class (made up of almost entirely T1 frigs) I was in.

And the 'Dude your face' thread.

Ehranavaar
Gallente
Posted - 2009.02.12 19:10:00 - [25]
 

i was moving an alt one fine day through gallente space in his velator. jumped into a small gate camp in low sec and figured i was a goner. just after i jumped in a female char in a battleship jumped in and the campers pounced on her while ignoring me totally.

being a gentleman i immediately came to the fair lady's defense charging in civvy electron blaster blazing away. freely insulting their manhood etc i demanded they desist from assaulting a lady's ship and face a man.

i've no idea what they thought was going on but i survived a surprising length of time before someone finally vapourized my poor little velator and pod. sadly her battleship predeceased me.

i don't know what they thought but i found the whole thing hilarious.

Zel Nughat
Amarr
Nughat Corp
Posted - 2009.02.12 20:01:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Ehranavaar
i was moving an alt...

they probably thought. hah! the noobship just waited for us to finish this juicy target and then he gave us a handful of laughs while we popped his ship and pod lulz

yaknow, it's quite hard to tackle a noobship nowadays, you could have warped away even without the bs jumping in, lowsec pirate gatecampers need big ships to tank the sentries and big ships take a while to target small ships

Karrade Krise
Posted - 2009.02.12 20:24:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Lance Fighter
haha rookie chat :p I miss rookie chat sometimes


I enjoy making new alts just to go into rookie chat and answer all the questions with wrong answers and just laughing my ass off giving completly horrible advice. Twisted EvilYARRRR!!

Jerik Havo
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.02.12 20:57:00 - [28]
 

I was mining somewhere in Caldari space, and I found an odd can; it was labeled 'pants'. about 50KM from it was another can named 'shirt'. I used my scanner and found that there was a line that continued like this with the last ones being 'boxers' and 'pink panties'. I warped to the last one and I found two players who where ramming their ships together.

NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
Peregrine Nation
Posted - 2009.02.12 22:10:00 - [29]
 

My meeting with Applebuddy no doubt. Since the link will get removed if i try to post it i can just say...search for applebuddy and my corp name and you should find a link to it rather fast Very Happy

(a lot of swearing and bad language)


 

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