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jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2009.02.17 17:40:00 - [91]
 

Edited by: jason hill on 17/02/2009 17:40:21
sorry but I only managed to last about 3 seconds watching that tripe .Has anyone manged to start headbutting her yet Rolling Eyes

F'elch
Wall Street Trading
Posted - 2009.02.19 13:26:00 - [92]
 

With reference to the paedo comments flying around on this this thread, I have noticed an interesting trend, particularly in British tabloid newspapers.

Let's use, as an example, Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.

As soon as she turned 18, the Sun had pictures of her, showing how she is all grown up, how she is incredibly hot and is now legal.

All of a sudden, people say they would like to give her one. But... uh... yesterday they didn't? Those sexual feelings just erupted when she turned 18?

Please.

The Sun is also extremely vocal about how harshly paedos should be punished. Seems to me they have a few on their staff and more than a few in the ranks of their readers.

ceaon
Posted - 2009.02.19 14:40:00 - [93]
 

Originally by: F'elch
With reference to the paedo comments flying around on this this thread, I have noticed an interesting trend, particularly in British tabloid newspapers.

Let's use, as an example, Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.

As soon as she turned 18, the Sun had pictures of her, showing how she is all grown up, how she is incredibly hot and is now legal.

All of a sudden, people say they would like to give her one. But... uh... yesterday they didn't? Those sexual feelings just erupted when she turned 18?


/insert here demotivating image "they don't magically appear when girls turn 18"

Jago Kain
Amarr
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2009.02.19 17:23:00 - [94]
 

You utter, utter bastards!!!

I was blissfully unaware of the existence of "Boxxy" until I saw this thread, although god knows how as half the ****ing internet seems to be devoted to her now.

As for all the "paedobear" type comments and thinly veiled accusations being thrown about, simple truth is she is quite hot, regardless of age.

However.... I personally wouldn't touch her with a barge-pole even if she had a driving license, birth certificate, UK government sponsored ID card and a letter from the pope confirming her age to be over 18.

I have never seen anyone who can talk for so long and yet say so little. My every moment within arm's reach of her would be spent in a desperate struggle to stop my hands from wrapping themselves around her neck in a futile attempt to stifle the over-exuberant little trollop's endless flow of inane drivel.

Would I respect her in the morning? I wouldn't respect myself in the morning after climbing off of her and removing the industrial grade earplugs. However desperate I've been, or am ever likely to get, there is nothing in this universe, or the next, that would entice me to spend more time in this trainee harridan's company than it would take to reload and fire again, assuming I'd missed with all six rounds the first time.

I'm told the best way to deal with people like this is to deny them the oxygen of publicity. Alas it appears in this case it may be a little too late, but can someone please try to meet her halfway and smother the ***** with an old mattress or something?



Vak'ran
TUIG Inc.
Posted - 2009.02.19 17:41:00 - [95]
 

Originally by: Jago Kain
You utter, utter bastards!!!

I was blissfully unaware of the existence of "Boxxy" until I saw this thread, although god knows how as half the ****ing internet seems to be devoted to her now.

As for all the "paedobear" type comments and thinly veiled accusations being thrown about, simple truth is she is quite hot, regardless of age.

However.... I personally wouldn't touch her with a barge-pole even if she had a driving license, birth certificate, UK government sponsored ID card and a letter from the pope confirming her age to be over 18.

I have never seen anyone who can talk for so long and yet say so little. My every moment within arm's reach of her would be spent in a desperate struggle to stop my hands from wrapping themselves around her neck in a futile attempt to stifle the over-exuberant little trollop's endless flow of inane drivel.

Would I respect her in the morning? I wouldn't respect myself in the morning after climbing off of her and removing the industrial grade earplugs. However desperate I've been, or am ever likely to get, there is nothing in this universe, or the next, that would entice me to spend more time in this trainee harridan's company than it would take to reload and fire again, assuming I'd missed with all six rounds the first time.

I'm told the best way to deal with people like this is to deny them the oxygen of publicity. Alas it appears in this case it may be a little too late, but can someone please try to meet her halfway and smother the ***** with an old mattress or something?





quoted for both hilarity and bleeding truth Very Happy

Abrazzar
Posted - 2009.02.19 17:49:00 - [96]
 

Poxxy is the plague.

"Hi! My name is Poxxy and listening to me causes cerebral necrosis." *waves*

Irida Mershkov
Gallente
The Reformed
Chaos Theory Alliance
Posted - 2009.02.19 17:55:00 - [97]
 

Edited by: Irida Mershkov on 19/02/2009 17:55:56
Edited by: Irida Mershkov on 19/02/2009 17:55:23
Originally by: F'elch
With reference to the paedo comments flying around on this this thread, I have noticed an interesting trend, particularly in British tabloid newspapers.

Let's use, as an example, Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.

As soon as she turned 18, the Sun had pictures of her, showing how she is all grown up, how she is incredibly hot and is now legal.

All of a sudden, people say they would like to give her one. But... uh... yesterday they didn't? Those sexual feelings just erupted when she turned 18?


16 here, keep up keep up.
1st Edit: mucked up the quote order.
2nd Edit: the legal age is 16 that is. Wink

jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2009.02.19 17:56:00 - [98]
 

Originally by: Jago Kain
You utter, utter bastards!!!

I was blissfully unaware of the existence of "Boxxy" until I saw this thread, although god knows how as half the ****ing internet seems to be devoted to her now.

As for all the "paedobear" type comments and thinly veiled accusations being thrown about, simple truth is she is quite hot, regardless of age.

However.... I personally wouldn't touch her with a barge-pole even if she had a driving license, birth certificate, UK government sponsored ID card and a letter from the pope confirming her age to be over 18.

I have never seen anyone who can talk for so long and yet say so little. My every moment within arm's reach of her would be spent in a desperate struggle to stop my hands from wrapping themselves around her neck in a futile attempt to stifle the over-exuberant little trollop's endless flow of inane drivel.

Would I respect her in the morning? I wouldn't respect myself in the morning after climbing off of her and removing the industrial grade earplugs. However desperate I've been, or am ever likely to get, there is nothing in this universe, or the next, that would entice me to spend more time in this trainee harridan's company than it would take to reload and fire again, assuming I'd missed with all six rounds the first time.

I'm told the best way to deal with people like this is to deny them the oxygen of publicity. Alas it appears in this case it may be a little too late, but can someone please try to meet her halfway and smother the ***** with an old mattress or something?





im sorry ....but this wins today Very HappyTwisted EvilEvil or Very Mad

Jago Kain
Amarr
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2009.02.19 21:00:00 - [99]
 

Originally by: jason hill
Originally by: Jago Kain
....bitter, vitriolic rant...


im sorry ....but this wins today Very HappyTwisted EvilEvil or Very Mad


Yayyyy.... +1 internets for me.

Of course, I couldn't have done it all myself and I'd like to take a few minutes to gratefully ackowledge all the help I've had.

I'd like to thank a string of (slightly through to very) insane ex GFs for years of lack of support and their complete lack of faith in me, (a lack of faith that I have hopefully show to be completely justified), indeed for the most part their complete lack of anything other than a self-absorbed interest in their own warped desires and baterry powered toys collection.

Plaudits also to the UK school system that tried desperately to stop me becoming what I am today. At the time I didn't think the mind-numbing tedium, dry subject matter, general indifference and constant bullying from teachers and students alike was helpful, but now I realise that it has helped me to become the well-adjusted, easy going guy that I am today.

A special mention must go to all the friends who have tirelessly, selflessly and without having to be asked, betrayed me over the last four decades. Without their help, I might never have realised what depths even the (superficially) most loyal friend can stoop to when I stand between them and something they really, really want... even though they only want it 'cos it will annoy me.

I'd like to thank my mother, whose mind-numbing platitudes, truisms and variations on the theme of "I told you so" have meant so much to me throughout some of the darkest times in my life. Without her constant input it is entirely possible I would never have appreciated exactly how bad a time I was having and would thus be unable to realise how good the good times were when they chose to fleetingly appear before another round of darkness and despair.

I'd also like to thank the user/s (delete as applicable) of these forums for reams and reams (...and reams... and reams... and reams...) of often not entirely unhelpful advice. The constant nitpicking, back biting, arguments with ex-pat English wannabe policemen masquerading as Scottish security guards whilst posting closed-minded diatribes on internet spaceship forums, spelling corrections from natives of a country that has excised the letter "U" from many words (presumably on the grounds that it is so difficult a concept to understand when compared to "me") and seems to think "aluminium" is pronounced "aloominum", open hostility and personal attacks have helped me hone my 1337 interweb m4dski775 to a razor edge.

Chemical chance bless you all.



F'elch
Wall Street Trading
Posted - 2009.02.20 09:57:00 - [100]
 

Originally by: Irida Mershkov
Edited by: Irida Mershkov on 19/02/2009 17:55:56
Edited by: Irida Mershkov on 19/02/2009 17:55:23
Originally by: F'elch
With reference to the paedo comments flying around on this this thread, I have noticed an interesting trend, particularly in British tabloid newspapers.

Let's use, as an example, Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.

As soon as she turned 18, the Sun had pictures of her, showing how she is all grown up, how she is incredibly hot and is now legal.

All of a sudden, people say they would like to give her one. But... uh... yesterday they didn't? Those sexual feelings just erupted when she turned 18?


16 here, keep up keep up.
1st Edit: mucked up the quote order.
2nd Edit: the legal age is 16 that is. Wink


Yeah, legal to actually bang the girl at 16. But you got to wait until she's 18 before you can **** over a picture of her!

jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2009.02.20 10:17:00 - [101]
 

Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: jason hill
Originally by: Jago Kain
....bitter, vitriolic rant...


im sorry ....but this wins today Very HappyTwisted EvilEvil or Very Mad


Yayyyy.... +1 internets for me.

Of course, I couldn't have done it all myself and I'd like to take a few minutes to gratefully ackowledge all the help I've had.

I'd like to thank a string of (slightly through to very) insane ex GFs for years of lack of support and their complete lack of faith in me, (a lack of faith that I have hopefully show to be completely justified), indeed for the most part their complete lack of anything other than a self-absorbed interest in their own warped desires and baterry powered toys collection.

Plaudits also to the UK school system that tried desperately to stop me becoming what I am today. At the time I didn't think the mind-numbing tedium, dry subject matter, general indifference and constant bullying from teachers and students alike was helpful, but now I realise that it has helped me to become the well-adjusted, easy going guy that I am today.

A special mention must go to all the friends who have tirelessly, selflessly and without having to be asked, betrayed me over the last four decades. Without their help, I might never have realised what depths even the (superficially) most loyal friend can stoop to when I stand between them and something they really, really want... even though they only want it 'cos it will annoy me.

I'd like to thank my mother, whose mind-numbing platitudes, truisms and variations on the theme of "I told you so" have meant so much to me throughout some of the darkest times in my life. Without her constant input it is entirely possible I would never have appreciated exactly how bad a time I was having and would thus be unable to realise how good the good times were when they chose to fleetingly appear before another round of darkness and despair.

I'd also like to thank the user/s (delete as applicable) of these forums for reams and reams (...and reams... and reams... and reams...) of often not entirely unhelpful advice. The constant nitpicking, back biting, arguments with ex-pat English wannabe policemen masquerading as Scottish security guards whilst posting closed-minded diatribes on internet spaceship forums, spelling corrections from natives of a country that has excised the letter "U" from many words (presumably on the grounds that it is so difficult a concept to understand when compared to "me") and seems to think "aluminium" is pronounced "aloominum", open hostility and personal attacks have helped me hone my 1337 interweb m4dski775 to a razor edge.

Chemical chance bless you all.


Ever thought of applying for a job as kate winslet`s speech writer Very Happy

Dark Soldat
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2009.02.20 16:21:00 - [102]
 

I saw her...but i cant make her in my sig because its bugged :(

Jago Kain
Amarr
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2009.03.05 17:11:00 - [103]
 

Necroing this thread.

If it's good enough for the anime/wtf/cake multiple thread spamming ****s; it's good enough for me.



jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2009.03.05 17:28:00 - [104]
 

LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingTwisted EvilWink

Datsun Achura
Perkone
Posted - 2009.03.05 17:49:00 - [105]
 

OMG a (semi) decent looking girl on the internet... let's make lots of threads about this


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