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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:17:00 - [61]
 

Edited by: Flinx Evenstar on 06/02/2009 01:20:48
Originally by: Kagura Nikon
Originally by: Ghost Muse
I couldn't give two ****s about Delve.
I couldn't give two ****s about Goons.
I couldn't give two ****s about Bob.

Stop patting yourselves on the back allready.
It's boring.
You did something cool.

In a computer game.

You're gonna grow old (if you're "lucky") and die.

Very soon.

In real life.

Idiots.


and with all this anger and bitterness would not be surprising you get there early due to some sort of cancer.. relax dude.

Its goons great day, let them be happy about it.


He just needs to call his mafia family mates, and it would be a perfect post

[CODE_RED] I'll call my mafia family up
[CODE_RED] go pay a little visit

Serious business

Ghost Muse
Caldari
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:21:00 - [62]
 

Originally by: Kagura Nikon
and with all this anger and bitterness would not be surprising you get there early due to some sort of cancer.. relax dude.

Its goons great day, let them be happy about it.


Originally by: Fo RumChar
You may want to get out for some air. This is a GAME!


That's what *I* was telling *them*. I am very calm, infact, I found this whole incident quite sleep inducing. Even more so, the buzzing of a thousand bees happily buzzing about some sort of buzzkill they made. What the **** do I care, I got other **** to do. Stop buzzing around about in my ****. ****ers.

Ni Gaplees
Minmatar
Universal Business Systems
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:21:00 - [63]
 

Originally by: Ghost Muse
I couldn't give two ****s about Delve.
I couldn't give two ****s about Goons.
I couldn't give two ****s about Bob.

Stop patting yourselves on the back allready.
It's boring.
You did something cool.

In a computer game.

You're gonna grow old (if you're "lucky") and die.

Very soon.

In real life.

Idiots.

I'm scared, someone hold me

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:22:00 - [64]
 

Originally by: Ghost Muse
I am very calm


The expletives say otherwise

Norwood Franskly
Minmatar
Fleet of the Damned
Eternal Ascension
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:23:00 - [65]
 

Quote:

[02:11:36] Haargoth Agamar > because Ive been thinking about leaving bob but I really had nowhere to go, I like the guys in your corp so far and wanted to stay
[02:12:01] Haargoth Agamar > and I just got sick of bob members being arrogant f***ing ******s
[02:12:08] Haargoth Agamar > and the leadership always being idiots
[02:12:16] Haargoth Agamar > I just want to be a grunt and shoot s***
[02:12:21] Haargoth Agamar > without OMG WE ARE BETTER THEN YOU
[02:12:28] Haargoth Agamar > and I still want to be in 0.0
[02:12:36] Haargoth Agamar > and its either bob or the coalition
[02:12:39] Haargoth Agamar > so yea
[02:12:59] Tamir Lenk > hurm
[02:13:45] Haargoth Agamar > I know that even if this works Ill never get trusted with anything leadership related but thats fine with me
[02:14:30] Haargoth Agamar > when I joined bnc nobody cared that a new guy was there
[02:14:34] Haargoth Agamar > and pretty much ignored me
[02:14:38] Haargoth Agamar > when Harkani joined igne
[02:14:48] Haargoth Agamar > everyone is trying to help me out and generally being nice and friendly
[02:14:54] Haargoth Agamar > its a pretty nice change



I think this is the best part, it's a real heartwarming tale. He joined the corp looking to spy and found friends and a place he could call home, it's like the stories about spies going native.

Who could have known it would lead to the toppling of the mighty empire. I think its a lesson to all corps treat your new recruits well and it will bear fruit in the long run.

Kagura Nikon
Minmatar
Emptiness.
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:24:00 - [66]
 

Originally by: Ghost Muse
Originally by: Kagura Nikon
and with all this anger and bitterness would not be surprising you get there early due to some sort of cancer.. relax dude.

Its goons great day, let them be happy about it.


Originally by: Fo RumChar
You may want to get out for some air. This is a GAME!


That's what *I* was telling *them*. I am very calm, infact, I found this whole incident quite sleep inducing. Even more so, the buzzing of a thousand bees happily buzzing about some sort of buzzkill they made. What the **** do I care, I got other **** to do. Stop buzzing around about in my ****. ****ers.


Well did anyone forced you to click this thread and read it? I really doubt this would be the case. Its not anyone fault that this is not of your interest, but bear with me, its not also your fault that your opinion is not of anyone else interest. Pretty fair doesn't sound?

Rotnac
Caldari
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:30:00 - [67]
 

Originally by: Ghost Muse
Edited by: Ghost Muse on 06/02/2009 01:24:18
I couldn't give two ****s about Delve.
I couldn't give two ****s about Goons.
I couldn't give two ****s about Bob.

Stop patting yourselves on the back allready.
It's boring.
You did something cool.

In a computer game.

You're gonna grow old (if you're "lucky") and die.*****

Very soon.*****

In real life.

Idiots.

***** Editing myself to explain that this is not some sort of threat from an internet thug. I was, poorly, trying to say that life is short, don't waste it on masturbating over an EVE "triumph".


I can see Hermes saying it: raaaaage dump!

Fo RumChar
Minmatar
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:31:00 - [68]
 

Originally by: Ghost Muse
Originally by: Kagura Nikon
and with all this anger and bitterness would not be surprising you get there early due to some sort of cancer.. relax dude.

Its goons great day, let them be happy about it.


Originally by: Fo RumChar
You may want to get out for some air. This is a GAME!


That's what *I* was telling *them*. I am very calm, infact, I found this whole incident quite sleep inducing. Even more so, the buzzing of a thousand bees happily buzzing about some sort of buzzkill they made. What the **** do I care, I got other **** to do. Stop buzzing around about in my ****. ****ers.





Well this is possibly the biggest if not the biggest thing to happen in EVE. Do you understand what has happened to the best empire of 0.0? Delve was a huge fortress and it is on its knees now. People are simply communicating with excitement neutral or not in a forum used for communication. Wink

Taram Caldar
Caldari
Royal Black Watch Highlanders
Warped Aggression
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:37:00 - [69]
 

Kudos to IGNE

the fact that this all stems from a change of heart on a typical Goon scam of a "noob" just makes it that much more hilarious.

Ghost Muse
Caldari
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:37:00 - [70]
 

Edited by: Ghost Muse on 06/02/2009 01:39:52
Originally by: Rotnac
I can see Hermes saying it: raaaaage dump!

Trust me, son. I'm wise enough to know that raging, trolling at goons is the equivalent of pis sing in an ocean of pis s.

Aaron Mirrorsaver
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:47:00 - [71]
 

the moral of the story is be nice to everyone, you never know when it could be a bob director.

love how afk people from game hold the most important positions in bob :)

killed themselves really.

KIAEddZ
Caldari
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
Posted - 2009.02.06 01:56:00 - [72]
 

This thread, and the Tale encompassed in it, bought my first genuine laugh of the day to me.

Balance and poise.

JinraX
Gallente
Morbid Obssesion
Posted - 2009.02.06 02:07:00 - [73]
 

I hope that when he right clicked and selected disband, that he yelled out loud... "Alright, lets do this... LEROY JENKINS!!!!

Arbiter Reformed
Minmatar
Garnet Resources
Posted - 2009.02.06 02:12:00 - [74]
 



"my retriever was equiped with the following"

" we diddnt want that space/ sov/ moon/ baby titan/ alliance anyway"


yay forums



Nathrezim
Gallente
Euphoria Released
Posted - 2009.02.06 02:15:00 - [75]
 

Originally by: JinraX
I hope that when he right clicked and selected disband, that he yelled out loud... "Alright, lets do this... LEROY JENKINS!!!!



AHAHAHAAHA
This man won the forums today.
Kudos for having that thought and posting it Cool

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Dystopia Alliance
Posted - 2009.02.06 02:15:00 - [76]
 

Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 06/02/2009 02:15:47
Originally by: Fo RumChar
Well this is possibly the biggest if not the biggest thing to happen in EVE. Do you understand what has happened to the best empire of 0.0? Delve was a huge fortress and it is on its knees now. People are simply communicating with excitement neutral or not in a forum used for communication. Wink

I am an expert authority on big things, and yeah, this is the biggest.

edit: Ah balls... my big things are now relatively tiny :(

the rainingdeath
Minmatar
Infinity Enterprises
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2009.02.06 02:26:00 - [77]
 

Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 06/02/2009 02:15:47
Originally by: Fo RumChar
Well this is possibly the biggest if not the biggest thing to happen in EVE. Do you understand what has happened to the best empire of 0.0? Delve was a huge fortress and it is on its knees now. People are simply communicating with excitement neutral or not in a forum used for communication. Wink

I am an expert authority on big things, and yeah, this is the biggest.

edit: Ah balls... my big things are now relatively tiny :(


Seriously... that's what she saidNeutral

rValdez5987
Amarr
Imperial Guard.
Posted - 2009.02.06 02:49:00 - [78]
 

ok im not gonna lie, thats pretty epic.

Just think, if you had only scammed less, you mightve had something like this happen sooner!

Melissasama
Gallente
Autistic Sharks
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2009.02.06 02:49:00 - [79]
 

It's the feel good story of the year...

The heartwarming tale of a disgruntled Band of Failure noob miner and a scammer from goonswarm in the corp with the impossible name. Together, they challenge fate and topple the order of the EvE universe.

Much to everyone's enjoyment but the GBC.

PEWPEW!

Hatsumi Kobayashi
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2009.02.06 02:54:00 - [80]
 

Originally by: Highlord Nicolai
Edited by: Highlord Nicolai on 06/02/2009 00:06:46
I check this: linky. everyday... and today I almost wet myself.

I'm not into this whole alliance thing, and I know this is probably far from over... but I never thought I'd see the influrance map look like that in my eve time.

Thanks for the experience.


Same for me. I joined EVE last year after, like a lot of the current players I'm sure, reading about the great GHSC heist, and grand schemes and scams happening left and right. And now I can I'm deeply happy of having had the chance to be an active player while this happened, while understanding the consequences of the event. It feels great to experience an important part of history, even if it's only internet spaceships.

Since someone mentioned Shakespeare already in this thread, I'll just say thanks to the actors, on both sides. Well played.

fake edit: sorry to my waffle bosses for poasting on caod

spinarax
Caldari
Spawns of Thanatos
Gentlemen's Club
Posted - 2009.02.06 03:28:00 - [81]
 

So it wasn't a massive cap blob, multiple doomsday nor 1000 suicide noob ships that killed BOB.... it was LOVE <3

fishblades
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.06 03:32:00 - [82]
 

Originally by: spinarax
So it wasn't a massive cap blob, multiple doomsday nor 1000 suicide noob ships that killed BOB.... it was LOVE <3

Cur'few
Amarr
Cynical Cartel
Rat Pack Renegades
Posted - 2009.02.06 03:42:00 - [83]
 

The meek shall inherit the EVE

Botia Macracantha
Minmatar
Volition Cult
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2009.02.06 03:46:00 - [84]
 

Not even a slightest tingle there may be a longer con in play here?

*dons bakofoil headgear

Nestor Troy
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2009.02.06 03:59:00 - [85]
 

Originally by: Ghost Muse
Edited by: Ghost Muse on 06/02/2009 01:24:18
I couldn't give two ****s about Delve.
I couldn't give two ****s about Goons.
I couldn't give two ****s about Bob.

Stop patting yourselves on the back allready.
It's boring.
You did something cool.

In a computer game.

You're gonna grow old (if you're "lucky") and die.*****

Very soon.*****

In real life.

Idiots.

***** Editing myself to explain that this is not some sort of threat from an internet thug. I was, poorly, trying to say that life is short, don't waste it on masturbating over an EVE "triumph".


Seems somebody needs a hug eh? I hear goons are dishing them out these days, you might wanna go to the recruitment channel and declare some mining interest? Rolling Eyes

Myxx Deux
Minmatar
M. Corp Academy
Daisho Syndicate
Posted - 2009.02.06 04:03:00 - [86]
 

I find it quite funny that the Goons are so serious about the game. Given that in this interview they even went so far as to run down the interviewers telephone and IP to determine if he was a spy, I would say that the old adage of pretending that a game is just a game, and not so serious would have to be a lie eh? Dedication to a game to the point of it being work is being far more serious than the people you are disrupting. Get a life Goons Cool

Utaldail Krull
Minmatar
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2009.02.06 04:06:00 - [87]
 

Sorry but this whole thing is comical.

7Boy Curry
Minmatar
Furian Necromongers
Posted - 2009.02.06 04:06:00 - [88]
 

Hmm, lets see here...
1) A goon did not scam a noob...
2) The goons were nice to a noob....
3) A Bob director is a closet carebear....

WARNING!!!!Bull**** Detector should be in overload mode by now.....

Rolling Eyes


The Mittani
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.06 04:15:00 - [89]
 

Originally by: 7Boy Curry
Hmm, lets see here...
1) A goon did not scam a noob...
2) The goons were nice to a noob....
3) A Bob director is a closet carebear....

WARNING!!!!Bull**** Detector should be in overload mode by now.....

Rolling Eyes




you do not understand the power of :shobon:, lil' pub~

Wolf Cry
Gallente
Rebel Inc
Warped Aggression
Posted - 2009.02.06 04:35:00 - [90]
 

Epic Thread ugh


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