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OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.08 19:27:00 - [781]
 



Join SNAKE LAIR and torment a recruiter! Twisted EvilYou won't regret it Wink

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.09 09:17:00 - [782]
 

Come talk to a recruiter in SNAKE LAIR and begin your destiny! Wink

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.12 08:29:00 - [783]
 

So on the 10th everyone joined SNAKE LAIR and had a ball! Cool
....on the 11th all was quiet Crying or Very sad
....moving to the 12th everyone kicked royal ass and had an even bigger ball! Twisted Evil .. Wink

So come on you lot pop into SNAKE LAIR and spank a recruiter! Twisted Evil
I know a few who'll pay attention Laughing .. Twisted Evil .. Wink

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.13 22:47:00 - [784]
 



FRIDAY THE 13TH!

.....now....where did I leave him?..........JASON!



SNAKE LAIR......talk to a recruiter! Wink

Hemmo Paskiainen
Gallente
Posted - 2011.05.16 11:55:00 - [785]
 

bumpies

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.17 15:00:00 - [786]
 

Edited by: OneEye on 17/05/2011 15:02:34

Damn I'm slacking I missed 2 days worth of inane chat! Shocked


POD ME NOW! Twisted Evil


.....*cough* .....join ingame channel SNAKE LAIR and schmoooze a recruiter! Wink

Hemmo Paskiainen
Gallente
Posted - 2011.05.18 12:22:00 - [787]
 

bump

Levers
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.19 06:22:00 - [788]
 

daily bump Smile

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.19 07:11:00 - [789]
 

Originally by: Levers
daily bump Smile


Damn! You again! Razz ... Very Happy


Hemmo Paskiainen
Gallente
Posted - 2011.05.19 11:53:00 - [790]
 

Edited by: Hemmo Paskiainen on 19/05/2011 11:53:17
Join now and get free choclate cookies

Moghydin
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.19 22:20:00 - [791]
 

I can testify that it is a great corp and the cookies are delicious Very Happy

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.20 08:53:00 - [792]
 



BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!




That's the sound of me kicking your ass! Twisted EvilWink

You want some pay back?

Join ingame channel SNAKE LAIR and poke a recruiter! Shocked
You won't regret it Very Happy

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.21 17:08:00 - [793]
 




To the top weeeeeeeeeeeeeee go!

Xtoveruss
Posted - 2011.05.21 19:17:00 - [794]
 

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?"

The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"

The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my *****. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to pull out my *****, go, and return to work. Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."

Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your ***** back in your pants?"

"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."


OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.21 22:43:00 - [795]
 

Originally by: Xtoveruss
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?"

The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"

The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my *****. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to pull out my *****, go, and return to work. Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."

Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your ***** back in your pants?"

"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."





Shocked ... Laughing

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.22 07:50:00 - [796]
 

What a crap morning! Sad

...but don't let that stop you from springing into SNAKE LAIR and gingerly grabbing a recruiter and deftly convincing him you're the ONE! Twisted Evil Wink

Trin Javidan
Posted - 2011.05.22 17:44:00 - [797]
 

Jack goes to the doctor and says 'Doc I'm having trouble getting my ***** erect, can you help me?'

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, 'Well, the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your ***** are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except if you're willing to try an experimental treatment.'

Jack asks sadly, 'What is this treatment?'

'Well,' the doctor explains, 'what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your *****.'

Jack thinks about it silently then says, 'Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it.'

A few weeks after the operation, Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.

In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His ***** immediately sprung from his pants,went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and then returned to his pants.

His girl friend was stunned at first, but then said with a sly smile, 'That was incredible! Can you do it again?' Jack replied with his eyes watering, 'Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass.


Levers
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.23 09:15:00 - [798]
 

bumping

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.24 09:15:00 - [799]
 

To the top!

Sadayiel
Caldari
Inner Conflict
Posted - 2011.05.25 21:15:00 - [800]
 

bump for great justice!!!

Liranan
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.26 13:12:00 - [801]
 

Originally by: Xtoveruss
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?"

The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"

The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my *****. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to pull out my *****, go, and return to work. Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."

Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your ***** back in your pants?"

"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."




Originally by: Trin Javidan
Jack goes to the doctor and says 'Doc I'm having trouble getting my ***** erect, can you help me?'

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, 'Well, the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your ***** are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except if you're willing to try an experimental treatment.'

Jack asks sadly, 'What is this treatment?'

'Well,' the doctor explains, 'what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your *****.'

Jack thinks about it silently then says, 'Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it.'

A few weeks after the operation, Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.

In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His ***** immediately sprung from his pants,went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and then returned to his pants.

His girl friend was stunned at first, but then said with a sly smile, 'That was incredible! Can you do it again?' Jack replied with his eyes watering, 'Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass.




ShockedShocked Laughing

Georg MoonFaser
Posted - 2011.05.26 14:56:00 - [802]
 


OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.29 18:21:00 - [803]
 

27th......To the top!
28th......To the top!


It's time for you to face the truth? SNAKE LAIR or bust!

Do it! You know you want to! Wack-a-recruiter today, and win a prize!

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.30 08:57:00 - [804]
 

Jump into SNAKE LAIR and torment a recruiter! Shocked

They like it! Twisted Evil

Wink

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.31 14:58:00 - [805]
 



To the top my beauties!



Pop into SNAKE LAIR and enjoy our recruiters! Shocked

They've got cobwebs to brush off! Twisted Evil ... Wink

Zolan Blanc
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:08:00 - [806]
 

Edited by: Zolan Blanc on 31/05/2011 17:08:42
You are in AAA. Are you guys Russians?

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.05.31 19:10:00 - [807]
 

Originally by: Zolan Blanc
Edited by: Zolan Blanc on 31/05/2011 17:08:42
You are in AAA. Are you guys Russians?


Nope. Although we have our very own token Russian! Wink

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.06.01 17:25:00 - [808]
 



This isn't flying it's falling with style!



Pop into SNAKE LAIR before it starts chasing you! Shocked Twisted Evil Wink

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.06.02 10:23:00 - [809]
 

to the top!

OneEye
Silver Snake Enterprise
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2011.06.03 12:17:00 - [810]
 




Get your wee backsides into ingame channel SNAKE LAIR and chat to a recruiter with a deviant politeness. They all like it! Surprised ... Shocked ... Twisted Evil ... Wink


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