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Axemaker Inc
Posted - 2004.08.01 00:07:00 - [1]

An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.

Posted - 2004.08.01 05:19:00 - [2]


Posted - 2004.08.01 12:57:00 - [3]

That's really good. Surprised

CCP Wrangler

Posted - 2004.08.01 22:37:00 - [4]

hehe, yeah

Mr PeaceMaker

Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2004.08.02 11:24:00 - [5]

good one :D

Killash Larz
The Scope
Posted - 2004.08.02 13:20:00 - [6]

excellent Smile

Empirical Drug Consortium Inc.
Combined Planetary Union
Posted - 2004.08.02 15:26:00 - [7]

Twisted EvilAlligator...Rofl. I hope the alligator got full...


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