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Nikita Alterana
Kumiho's Smile
Posted - 2008.12.27 09:44:00 - [1]
 

The Amarr are taking over! can't you see! their presence is everywhere, they watch our every move and have infiltrated even the highest levels of our government! How?
they've invaded our garages! Using their garage doors of doom, the Amarrians are planning their invasion of Earth! soon we will all be reduced to the slaves brought in to replace the minmatar ones they just freed! Quickly my brethren! Don your tin foil and ductape hats of protection! Its the only way to defeat their mind controlling hypnosis!

Oh god! their onto me! I hear them coming! Quickly! save yourselves!

Malcanis
Caldari
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2008.12.27 09:54:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Malcanis on 27/12/2008 09:53:41
In these troubled economic times, the price stability and competitiveness offered by using slave labour just can't be beat.

Unlike you, slave. Get back to work!

Tzar'rim
Posted - 2008.12.27 10:20:00 - [3]
 

Haven't really noticed Amarr ships becoming more difficult to kill.

Franga
NQX Innovations
Posted - 2008.12.27 10:22:00 - [4]
 

Guys, click on the link provided rather than just skim and respond.

Although - the old 'skim and respond' is a very tempting option. I use it alot.

Tzar'rim
Posted - 2008.12.27 10:25:00 - [5]
 

Did, but that doesn't stop me from replying in a boring and factual manner.

Julius Avitus
Amarr
Ordo Comitum Augusti
Posted - 2008.12.27 11:25:00 - [6]
 

There's no garage door like a rolled tungsten garage door. Also, 1600 mm plates make those very hurricane-proof. Still disappointed that mr. Brenner wasn't made Emperor.

Yelan Zhou
Amarr
Ba.theen Aljannatal Asaakitah
Celestial Imperative
Posted - 2008.12.27 11:29:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Yelan Zhou on 27/12/2008 11:30:08
Faction garrage doors are still inferior to officier ones.
However

Amarr ones are thicker.
Minmatar ones open quicker.
Gallente ones are green and Caldari ones jam frequently.

Vherr Arkhar
Posted - 2008.12.27 12:04:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Yelan Zhou

Amarr ones are thicker.
Minmatar ones open quicker.
Gallente ones are green and Caldari ones jam frequently.


Win! This made me rofl.

Kweel Nakashyn
shadow and cloaking
Yggdrasill.
Posted - 2008.12.27 12:09:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Nikita Alterana
The Amarr are taking over! can't you see! their presence is everywhere, they watch our every move and have infiltrated even the highest levels of our government! How?
they've invaded our garages! Using their garage doors of doom, the Amarrians are planning their invasion of Earth! soon we will all be reduced to the slaves brought in to replace the minmatar ones they just freed! Quickly my brethren! Don your tin foil and ductape hats of protection! Its the only way to defeat their mind controlling hypnosis!

Oh god! their onto me! I hear them coming! Quickly! save yourselves!

Excuse me Sir, are you coming from Freedom Force ?

Drizit
Amarr
Posted - 2008.12.27 13:34:00 - [10]
 

Someone had to step in and do it.

You had slaves and you let them escape, you then gave them freedom because you failed to catch them again. You than gave them {gasp}... the right to vote. Now look what's happened, you got one as a President!

Now we have given you doors that can stop them escaping to start with.


{before any mods edit my post for racist content, let me remind you that my character is Amarr and it's RP, I don't actually mean it in any other context}.

Amberly Coteaz
Amarr
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2008.12.27 14:20:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Vherr Arkhar
Originally by: Yelan Zhou

Amarr ones are thicker.
Minmatar ones open quicker.
Gallente ones are green and Caldari ones jam frequently.


Win! This made me rofl.


I wonder if anyone would paint their garage door with the Caldari logo ugh

Yelan Zhou
Amarr
Ba.theen Aljannatal Asaakitah
Celestial Imperative
Posted - 2008.12.27 14:35:00 - [12]
 

Dont laugh but right down the street here a tard has a Klingon logo on his garage Rolling Eyes

Dyaven
Nexus.6
The Jagged Alliance
Posted - 2008.12.27 15:15:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Vherr Arkhar
Originally by: Yelan Zhou

Amarr ones are thicker.
Minmatar ones open quicker.
Gallente ones are green and Caldari ones jam frequently.


Win! This made me rofl.


Laughing I think my Garage door is Caldari.


Brenner Abes
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2008.12.27 16:42:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Julius Avitus
Still disappointed that mr. Brenner wasn't made Emperor.


So am I.

Lochmar Fiendhiem
Caldari
International Multi-Player Consortium
Posted - 2008.12.27 18:56:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Yelan Zhou
Dont laugh but right down the street here a tard has a Klingon logo on his garage Rolling Eyes



picture please.

Vasili vonHolst
Minmatar
Gargamel's Lair
Posted - 2008.12.27 19:27:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Yelan Zhou
Dont laugh but right down the street here a tard has a Klingon logo on his garage Rolling Eyes


Picture or it did not happen.


 

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