Edited by: Gundog Prime on 17/07/2004 22:51:54
I was on TS tonight telling my usual grim tales to the members of GODS i hadn't inflicted them on yet and i thought i'd flip one up for the forums...
Theres a rugby match see...and the STAR player in one team gets a dislocated leg. Now it's the kind of injury that a normal man would wilt under the pain of, but this guys a hard mans hard man tough guy so he stays calm and his mates crowd around. They ask him if they can relocate it and give him pain killers would he manage to play on as he IS the STAR player. He nods solemnly and they position themselves to do the business...
Suddenly he starts writhing and screaming, so they just think he's had a change of heart and continue the job. As the joint squibs back in the guy goes NUTZ and starts punching at them and wailing uncontrollably. So they have no choice but to knock him out and forfeit the game. So his two best mates go with him to the Emergency Room in an ambulance and after some time a doctor comes to see them...
Doc : So you're the guys who brought himn in?
Friends : Yup
Doc : And you're the guys who decided to relocate the joint?
Friends : Yup
Doc : Well then you must be the ****ing ******s that didn't notice his nutz fall into the joint before you ****ing neutered him!!!
Well i said it was grim
Editted cos Test-i-cles is blocked