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Bai ZongTong
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2008.12.13 04:26:00 - [1]
 

crime: making stupid haikus.

punishment: i made a thread.

oh and free gar-

Garvi
bish bash bosh
Session Changes
Posted - 2008.12.13 04:30:00 - [2]
 

C&P is dead
Garmon is forever gone
Haikus ****ing suck

ZeitGeisT iL
Amarr
Gunshi Kuroi Doragon
Posted - 2008.12.13 04:31:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Bai ZongTong
crime: making stupid haikus.

punishment: i made a thread.

oh and free gar-


go @$#@ yourself sir
Haiku %$&#ing pwnz0r you
that is all for now

Le Poupon
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2008.12.13 12:02:00 - [4]
 

What is a haiku?
Could someone show me this please
Oh right never mind.

FredFred Burger
Caldari
Prosterior Pirates
Posted - 2008.12.13 15:19:00 - [5]
 

Garmon is honour

Wife of his make loins moisten

Defend her Garmon

Le Poupon
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2008.12.13 15:40:00 - [6]
 

Wife is not very hot
I hear she likes it in butt
That will have to do

Juraka Furo
Caldari
Warped Mining
Strip Mining Club
Posted - 2008.12.13 16:17:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Juraka Furo on 13/12/2008 16:16:58
Originally by: Le Poupon
Wife is not very hot
I hear she likes it in butt
That will have to do


You suck at haikus
It's five-seven-five you bum
Syllables not words

:D

Le Poupon
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2008.12.13 16:24:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Le Poupon on 13/12/2008 16:33:23
Originally by: Juraka Furo
Edited by: Juraka Furo on 13/12/2008 16:16:58
Originally by: Le Poupon
Wife is not very hot(5)
I hear she likes it in butt(7)That will have to do(5)[/


You suck at haikus(5)
It's five-seven-five you bum(6)
Syllables not words(5)

:D



This i quote to you
You must learn how to count well
plus one chromosome?

Faekurias
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2008.12.13 16:45:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Le Poupon
Edited by: Le Poupon on 13/12/2008 16:33:23
Originally by: Juraka Furo
Edited by: Juraka Furo on 13/12/2008 16:16:58
Originally by: Le Poupon
Wife is not very hot(5)
I hear she likes it in butt(7)That will have to do(5)[/


You suck at haikus(5)
It is five-seven-five you bum(7)
Syllables not words(5)

:D



This i quote to you
You must learn how to count well
plus one chromosome?


Fixed?

Le Poupon
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2008.12.13 16:51:00 - [10]
 

Nice little fix there
Your chromosomes are in check
Shame about him though

Neyro7830
Gallente
Red Federation
Posted - 2008.12.13 17:46:00 - [11]
 

I can haiku too
but sometimes they make no sense
refrigerator

Embarassed

Valarimir
Davy Jones Locker
Enforcers of Serenity
Posted - 2008.12.13 19:28:00 - [12]
 

Vampires on the gate.
Flashing red. Locked. Weapons free.
Fight to the death. Pop.

Absalom Marathon
Negatum Influensi
Posted - 2008.12.13 22:30:00 - [13]
 

What is this I hear?!
Haikus are the **** fo real
plz stop your whiny ****

Cierejai
Caldari
Posted - 2008.12.14 09:45:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Faekurias
Originally by: Le Poupon
Edited by: Le Poupon on 13/12/2008 16:33:23
Originally by: Juraka Furo
Edited by: Juraka Furo on 13/12/2008 16:16:58
Originally by: Le Poupon
Wife is not very hot(5)
I hear she likes it in butt(7)That will have to do(5)[/


You suck at haikus(5)
It is five-seven-five you bum(7)
Syllables not words(5)

:D



This i quote to you
You must learn how to count well
plus one chromosome?


Fixed?


Some Trouble counting?
It's-five-se-ven-five-you-bum
T'was right the first time

Amberfyre
Caldari
State War Academy
Posted - 2008.12.14 09:46:00 - [15]
 

Oh FFS

Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help·info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.

Davey Chase
Posted - 2008.12.14 09:49:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Amberfyre
Oh FFS

Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help·info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.


What a ****, whut you work for wikipedia or something?

Amberfyre
Caldari
State War Academy
Posted - 2008.12.14 09:51:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre
Oh FFS

Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help·info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.


What a ****, whut you work for wikipedia or something?

Well that was intellectual, and i'll reply in a form that you might understand ****head

NO U!!

Cierejai
Caldari
Posted - 2008.12.14 09:53:00 - [18]
 

You guys are not good
ignoring the threads true path
OH MY GOD STOP IT

Davey Chase
Posted - 2008.12.14 09:56:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Amberfyre
Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre
Oh FFS

Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help·info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.


What a ****, whut you work for wikipedia or something?


Everyone knows Haiku is 5-7-5, I'm a teacher you know!, I teach school at a very important college you know.
Well that was intellectual, and i'll reply in a form that you might understand ****head

NO U!!

Amberfyre
Caldari
State War Academy
Posted - 2008.12.14 10:00:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre
Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre
Oh FFS

Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help·info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.


What a ****, whut you work for wikipedia or something?


Everyone knows Haiku is 5-7-5, I'm a teacher you know!, I teach school at a very important college you know.
Well that was intellectual, and i'll reply in a form that you might understand ****head

NO U!!



Idiot who quotes himself is an idiot. hahahahaa

Davey Chase
Posted - 2008.12.14 10:05:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Amberfyre
Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre
Oh FFS

Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help·info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.


What a ****, whut you work for wikipedia or something?


Everyone knows Haiku is 5-7-5, I'm a teacher you know!, I teach school at a very important college you know.
Well that was intellectual, and i'll reply in a form that you might understand ****head

NO U!!



Idiot who quotes himself is an idiot. hahahahaa


Look mate you wouldn't know poetry if it hit you in the face, I perform Blank verse at my local working mens club, Haiku is so last week noobfeatures!!

Amberfyre
Caldari
State War Academy
Posted - 2008.12.14 10:09:00 - [22]
 

Blank verse is about as easy as using a cinderella aquadraw you flange monkey

into what Pit thou seest
From what highth fal'n, so much the stronger provd
He with his Thunder: and till then who knew
The force of those dire Arms? yet not for those
Nor what the Potent Victor in his rage
Can else inflict do I repent or change,
Though chang'd in outward lustre; that fixt mind
And high disdain, from sence of injur'd merit,
That with the mightiest rais'd me to contend,
And to the fierce contention brought along
Innumerable force of Spirits arm'd
That durst dislike his reign, and me preferring,
His utmost power with adverse power oppos'd
In dubious Battel on the Plains of Heav'n,
And shook his throne. What though the field be lost?
All is not lost; the unconquerable Will,
And study of revenge, immortal hate,
And courage never to submit or yield

How do you like them apples?

Davey Chase
Posted - 2008.12.14 10:16:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Amberfyre
Blank verse is about as easy as using a cinderella aquadraw you flange monkey

into what Pit thou seest
From what highth fal'n, so much the stronger provd
He with his Thunder: and till then who knew
The force of those dire Arms? yet not for those
Nor what the Potent Victor in his rage
Can else inflict do I repent or change,
Though chang'd in outward lustre; that fixt mind
And high disdain, from sence of injur'd merit,
That with the mightiest rais'd me to contend,
And to the fierce contention brought along
Innumerable force of Spirits arm'd
That durst dislike his reign, and me preferring,
His utmost power with adverse power oppos'd
In dubious Battel on the Plains of Heav'n,
And shook his throne. What though the field be lost?
All is not lost; the unconquerable Will,
And study of revenge, immortal hate,
And courage never to submit or yield

How do you like them apples?


Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for, like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?

Amberfyre
Caldari
State War Academy
Posted - 2008.12.14 10:18:00 - [24]
 

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a ****. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and ****in' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the ****in' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure **** it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

Amberfyre
Caldari
State War Academy
Posted - 2008.12.14 10:22:00 - [25]
 

Maybe you haven't met the right woman?

Davey Chase
Posted - 2008.12.14 10:23:00 - [26]
 

My wife used to fart when she was nervous.

Amberfyre
Caldari
State War Academy
Posted - 2008.12.14 10:24:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Davey Chase
My wife used to fart when she was nervous.


I'm pumped! Let the healing begin!

Davey Chase
Posted - 2008.12.14 10:36:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Amberfyre
Originally by: Davey Chase
My wife used to fart when she was nervous.


I'm pumped! Let the healing begin!


Are you Honorable?

Amberfyre
Caldari
State War Academy
Posted - 2008.12.14 10:37:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre
Originally by: Davey Chase
My wife used to fart when she was nervous.


I'm pumped! Let the healing begin!


Are you Honorable?


No but i know a man who is!

Le Poupon
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2008.12.15 01:57:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Cierejai

Some Trouble counting?
It's-five-se-ven-five-you-bum
T'was right the first time


Ah you talk funny
Lengthen wor-ruds like you're dumb
Aww you big ******


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