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Valkyriane
Pirate Retirement Home
Posted - 2010.09.26 17:01:00 - [601]
 

Bumb for my family, I miss you! Working sucks, few more days until can yaarr again.

Triple Entendre
Atrocity.
Posted - 2010.10.07 01:34:00 - [602]
 

Wheeeeeeee. Onwards to front page!

Andrea Griffin
Posted - 2010.10.09 02:29:00 - [603]
 

I was directing a young pirate-to-be to the guide and saw that it needed a bump.

Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.10.11 11:49:00 - [604]
 

Now arriving on the first page of C&P. You will find mercs on your left and shiptoasters on your right. Please enjoy your stay.

Triple Entendre
Atrocity.
Posted - 2010.10.13 15:04:00 - [605]
 

Welcome.

Welcome to City 17. It's safer here.

Heinrich Osterhagen
Posted - 2010.10.13 21:40:00 - [606]
 

Edited by: Heinrich Osterhagen on 13/10/2010 21:40:55
Confirming Skira's guide is the bigges scam in Eve.

1. Read guide.
2. Run to low sec to apply technique.
3. Get ambushed and provide free killmails to Skira's awaiting gang.

Where 99% of the nooob community would never jump into low sec without reading a guide that tells them low sec piracy can be successful by applying the secrets found therein. Kind of reminds me of late night TV. "As seen on TV", "But wait, there's more", "Act now or lose this once in a lifetime offer."

Kesina Starr
Posted - 2010.10.13 22:10:00 - [607]
 

Originally by: Heinrich Osterhagen
Edited by: Heinrich Osterhagen on 13/10/2010 21:40:55
Confirming Skira's guide is the bigges scam in Eve.

1. Read guide.
2. Run to low sec to apply technique.
3. Get ambushed and provide free killmails to Skira's awaiting gang.

Where 99% of the nooob community would never jump into low sec without reading a guide that tells them low sec piracy can be successful by applying the secrets found therein. Kind of reminds me of late night TV. "As seen on TV", "But wait, there's more", "Act now or lose this once in a lifetime offer."


Because Skira's awaiting gang is in every low sec <-> hi sec system, amirite? YARRRR!!Rolling Eyes

Heinrich Osterhagen
Posted - 2010.10.13 22:18:00 - [608]
 

Edited by: Heinrich Osterhagen on 13/10/2010 22:19:46
Originally by: Kesina Starr
Originally by: Heinrich Osterhagen
Because Skira's awaiting gang is in every low sec <-> hi sec system, amirite? [:pirate:

Rolling Eyes


Uh yeah, didn't you know Skira is omnipotent? In our circles we call Skira "The One" because Skira knows where you will be before you decide your going there. Yes, you are right, you may carry on now.

Kesina Ut'tuku
Posted - 2010.10.13 23:58:00 - [609]
 

Originally by: Heinrich Osterhagen
Edited by: Heinrich Osterhagen on 13/10/2010 22:19:46
Originally by: Kesina Starr
Originally by: Heinrich Osterhagen
Because Skira's awaiting gang is in every low sec <-> hi sec system, amirite? [:pirate:

Rolling Eyes


Uh yeah, didn't you know Skira is omnipotent? In our circles we call Skira "The One" because Skira knows where you will be before you decide your going there. Yes, you are right, you may carry on now.


/me carries on. Oh and a bump for great justice!

Triple Entendre
Atrocity.
Posted - 2010.10.16 01:38:00 - [610]
 

Impertinent mortal wormcast! Do you truly aspire to prevail against me? I am the Bane of the Atlantean Kings, the Scourge of Lemuria, Arch-Foe of the Immortals of Ultima Thule! Long before man hurled himself squamously from the primordial ooze, I waged war with gods and thwarted ete-ahem.

I mean, BUMP!

Nurf Norburt
Posted - 2010.11.03 06:35:00 - [611]
 

Originally by: Heinrich Osterhagen
Edited by: Heinrich Osterhagen on 13/10/2010 21:40:55
Confirming Skira's guide is the bigges[SIC] scam in Eve.

1. Read guide.
2. Run to low sec to apply technique.
3. Get ambushed and provide free killmails to Skira's awaiting gang.

Where 99% of the nooob community would never jump into low sec without reading a guide that tells them low sec piracy can be successful by applying the secrets found therein. Kind of reminds me of late night TV. "As seen on TV", "But wait, there's more", "Act now or lose this once in a lifetime offer."


That type of whining will certainly not get you into an awesome pirate corp. Try EVE Uni, I hear they need carebears.

-Oh wait... I ment to say /bump

Scorpionidae
Posted - 2010.11.03 20:42:00 - [612]
 

I'm thinking of a word a very wonderful word... could anyone tell me what this word would be I can't quite think of what it is...

Scorpionidae Very Happy

Oh wait I know what word I was thinking of... it was bu...

Triple Entendre
Atrocity.
Posted - 2010.11.06 22:42:00 - [613]
 

ARISE, SIR THREAD.

Teers Artasti
Posted - 2010.11.06 22:52:00 - [614]
 

Edited by: Teers Artasti on 06/11/2010 23:24:35
OMFG stickied?!


Edit: Oops, Im drunk and for some reason thought the blue bar meant sticky.... not GM post...


>.>

<.<

Andrea Griffin
Posted - 2010.11.08 04:44:00 - [615]
 

The only person in Eve that is more awesome than Lady Spank is Skira Ranos. But from what I have heard, Skira quit Eve - which means that Lady Spank is the most awesome person in Eve.

I guess someone is going to have to update the guide themselves in time, but for now, a bump in the memory of our great pirate leader will have to suffice.

Also: Whisky.

Triple Entendre
Atrocity.
Posted - 2010.11.08 23:47:00 - [616]
 

ONWARDS, TO VICTORY!

Teers Artasti
Posted - 2010.11.09 03:03:00 - [617]
 

Edited by: Teers Artasti on 09/11/2010 03:04:22
Originally by: Andrea Griffin
The only person in Eve that is more awesome than Lady Spank is Skira Ranos. But from what I have heard, Skira quit Eve - which means that Lady Spank is the most awesome person in Eve.

I guess someone is going to have to update the guide themselves in time, but for now, a bump in the memory of our great pirate leader will have to suffice.

Also: Whisky.


Originally by: Skira Ranos
Originally by: Scorpionidae
Originally by: Skira Ranos
buh bump


Dose that mean verson 3 is still going to happen?


Of course. I took a short break from EVE without warning, but I'm back, and back to working on the guide.


How does this mean that someone has to update the guide themselves... Shocked

(page 20 for those that cant be bothered to look up how old the quote was...)

Triple Entendre
Atrocity.
Posted - 2010.11.10 02:36:00 - [618]
 

WITCH! Tortured to confess!
WITCH! In flames you shall burn!

Oh, and bump.

Alexei Chernobyl
Posted - 2010.11.13 08:24:00 - [619]
 

We were somewhere around Tama, on the edge of the Citadel, when the bump began to take hold.

Triple Entendre
Atrocity.
Posted - 2010.11.16 01:21:00 - [620]
 

Le bump.

Damien McCandless
Caldari
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.11.23 20:43:00 - [621]
 

Originally by: Seven OfMine
Originally by: Andrea Griffin
This thread is now about piracy Haiku.




Wasent this thread ALWAYS about piracy?



The post being over a year old does not stop me wanting to dec you for your minute understanding of the English Language you ****ing *** *****.

Triple Entendre
Atrocity.
Posted - 2010.11.29 07:35:00 - [622]
 

Now arriving at page one. Please do not feed the mods.

Andrea Griffin
Posted - 2010.12.10 01:37:00 - [623]
 

Bump.

Scorpionidae
Posted - 2010.12.12 20:35:00 - [624]
 

Hello and welcome to the top of C&P maybe we'll get a sticky here?

Scorpionidae Very Happy

Reiki Sixx
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.12.13 02:09:00 - [625]
 

Bump, babyCool

Kiae
Blood Money Inc.
The Blood Money Cartel
Posted - 2010.12.25 18:10:00 - [626]
 

Bump bump bump.

Kerran Tor
Posted - 2010.12.30 16:33:00 - [627]
 

And back to the front page.

Force Rain
Posted - 2011.01.02 17:27:00 - [628]
 

I find this guide to be nutritious and yummy. bump, dammit.YARRRR!!

Lauren Sheaperd
Minmatar
Cry Wolf.
Posted - 2011.01.06 13:20:00 - [629]
 

Edited by: Lauren Sheaperd on 06/01/2011 14:11:20
Another bump for the most helpful guide an aspiring pirate can read.

Lauren Sheaperd
Minmatar
Cry Wolf.
Posted - 2011.01.07 20:00:00 - [630]
 

Apparently this sticky keeps making it off the first page.


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