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Arturos Pendragon
Republic University
Posted - 2010.03.15 02:40:00 - [481]

Edited by: Arturos Pendragon on 15/03/2010 02:49:34
This guide is my inspiration. this char is one day old, and I was inspired to do this:

2010.03.15 01:59:00

Victim: xxxxxxx
Corp: xxxxxxxx
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Tristan
System: Dour
Security: 0.4
Damage Taken: 1800

Involved parties:

Name: Arturos Pendragon (laid the final blow)
Security: 0.0
Corp: Republic University
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Rifter
Weapon: Bloodclaw Light Missile
Damage Done: 1291

Name: Serpentis safeguard / Serpentis Corporation
Damage Done: 509

Destroyed items:

Small Nosferatu I
Small Hull Repairer I (Cargo)
Tracking Disruptor I
Small Shield Booster I (Cargo)
Small Armor Repairer I (Cargo)
ECCM - Magnetometric I (Cargo)
Small Energy Neutralizer I, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Contaminated Lorentz Fluid, Qty: 3 (Cargo)
200mm Reinforced Nanofiber Plates I (Cargo)
Light Neutron Blaster I
Burned Logic Circuit, Qty: 3 (Cargo)
Ship Scanner I (Cargo)
Damaged Artificial Neural Network (Cargo)
Tracking Speed Disruption
Antimatter Charge S, Qty: 148 (Cargo)
Thorium Charge S, Qty: 100 (Cargo)

Dropped items:

Broken Drone Transceiver, Qty: 3 (Cargo)
100mm Reinforced Nanofiber Plates I (Cargo)
Tungsten Charge S, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Charred Micro Circuit, Qty: 8 (Cargo)
Tripped Power Circuit, Qty: 4 (Cargo)
Stasis Webifier I (Cargo)
Salvager I
Overdrive Injector System I
50mm Reinforced Nanofiber Plates I (Cargo)
Inertia Stabilizers I
Monopropellant I Hydrazine Boosters
Acolyte I (Cargo)
Light Neutron Blaster I
J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I
Uranium Charge S, Qty: 1300 (Cargo)
Warrior I (Drone Bay)
Antimatter Charge S, Qty: 94
100mm Reinforced Titanium Plates I (Cargo)
Nanofiber Internal Structure I

Yaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!YARRRR!!(yes, dammit, I do want a cookie)

Boss Bosstard
Posted - 2010.03.15 11:37:00 - [482]

awesome post

Boss Lemming
Posted - 2010.03.15 17:55:00 - [483]

Originally by: Boss Bosstard
awesome post

I'm the boss!

Noob Shadow
Posted - 2010.03.17 11:59:00 - [484]


Triple Entendre
Posted - 2010.03.18 13:35:00 - [485]

This thread is lower than my IQ.

This cannot be allowed.

Skira Ranos
Blood Money Inc.
The Blood Money Cartel
Posted - 2010.03.21 18:28:00 - [486]

Gentle nudge.

Triple Entendre
Posted - 2010.03.23 19:38:00 - [487]

Odin's balls!
This is almost on page three again. THE VALIANT SHALL RIDE THE THREAD BACK TO THE TOP OF C&P!

Malicous Mischief
Posted - 2010.03.26 17:06:00 - [488]

WHAT!!?! How in heck does this make it to page THREE!?!? You scummy villinous bastards are slacking!! Shocked

Posted - 2010.03.29 10:02:00 - [489]

I don't know if it's just a problem with my internet connection or something, but the online version is 404ing and for some reason I can't connect to eve-search or eve-files, so I can't get at the pdf version. Is there another way to obtain this guide? From all the comments it sounds like the best thing ever, I need this delicious pirate-y knowledge!

Morgan Rose
Blood Money Inc.
The Blood Money Cartel
Posted - 2010.03.31 10:07:00 - [490]

PDF link works fine but you are correct about the online version.

Owen Drakkar
Posted - 2010.04.01 16:51:00 - [491]


Skira Ranos
Blood Money Inc.
The Blood Money Cartel
Posted - 2010.04.02 22:26:00 - [492]


Tribe of One
Tribal Conclave
Posted - 2010.04.03 13:40:00 - [493]

So this one time, I knew this guy that told me he'd give me $100 to get into his van and...

Wait, wtf is this doing on page 2?!?!?!

Skira Ranos
Blood Money Inc.
The Blood Money Cartel
Posted - 2010.04.04 13:06:00 - [494]

Up ye go.

The VonBraun Institute
Posted - 2010.04.04 13:34:00 - [495]

Thanks guys, my (part-time) PvP career has begun in earnest!

1 kill and 1 loss so far, not awful.

Skira Ranos
Blood Money Inc.
The Blood Money Cartel
Posted - 2010.04.05 21:59:00 - [496]

What are you doing down here thread?

Tribe of One
Tribal Conclave
Posted - 2010.04.06 14:12:00 - [497]

Shenangins! Page 2?!?!!?

Andrea Griffin
Posted - 2010.04.07 16:15:00 - [498]

This wouldn't be necessary if they would just sticky the damn thing...

Oh, by the way, Page 1 now has something worth reading.

Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.04.08 06:00:00 - [499]

To the first page!!!

Owen Drakkar
Posted - 2010.04.09 16:08:00 - [500]

Perpetual bumpage.

Triple Entendre
Posted - 2010.04.09 22:28:00 - [501]

If at first you don't succeed
This guide should be the text you read.

James Fiveaces
Posted - 2010.04.10 09:47:00 - [502]

Neither the PDF or the HTML version want to work. Is there someone who can convert?

Triple Entendre
Posted - 2010.04.10 23:25:00 - [503]

Edited by: Triple Entendre on 10/04/2010 23:30:27
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If this thread is stickied
We'll STFU

edit: Just checked. The pdf works fine for me.

Deadly Threat
Posted - 2010.04.11 00:58:00 - [504]

Up with ye!! *bump

Shadowbane Syndicate
Posted - 2010.04.11 02:02:00 - [505]

Mad props Skira, you are a helluva fighter and awesome writer. This needs to be stickied NOW!

Free bump Cool

Triple Entendre
Posted - 2010.04.11 23:00:00 - [506]

Row, row, row the thread
Quickly to the top
If a mod re-stickys this
The bumping can be stopped

Tribe of One
Tribal Conclave
Posted - 2010.04.12 19:29:00 - [507]

I don't have the awesome rhyming skills of some people...

i just kick this thread to the top, where it belongs.

Triple Entendre
Posted - 2010.04.13 21:41:00 - [508]

Guide to piracy
Is not on page one right now
Haiku power go!

Troll Bear
Posted - 2010.04.15 10:41:00 - [509]

Moar shenanigans! ugh

Triple Entendre
Posted - 2010.04.15 16:24:00 - [510]

There once was a C&P thread
That really deserved to be read
It fell onto page two
And that just won't do
While carebears undock without dread.

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