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NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
Peregrine Nation
Posted - 2008.11.18 22:29:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: NightCrawler 85 on 18/11/2008 22:34:52
My grammar is crap,and my forum skills even worse,just so you are warned.

Phoibe is currently looking for more members to join our ranks.We have few rules and prefer to stay alone and mind our own buisness :)
Our corps consists of trained paramedics,people on heavy medication,mental disorders,alceholics and even a fireman (nice to have around when the pyros want to test how flameable the alcheholics vodka is) ;)

We have a..weird sense of humor,which for some reason always leans over to invole something about sex and asshair...Dont ask me why...

We are more or less the standard corperation...Love drama,get drunk,yell at eathother,cry,hug and make up...You know the drill..While our ancient CEO is sitting in his hulk waving his walking stick and yells at all of us for not beeing out there mining,while we overlook him and start yelling again ;)

I should make it clear that we dont care about your SP.To fitt into this corp you need a sense of humor,and a LOT of patience (Its like your favorite soap opera,exept that your IN it instead of just watching it on your tv screen while thinking "God why am i watching this stuff?" (Most can blame their whifes i guess ;) )

So if any of you are interested in joining our small corperation and be in on our 3 years celebration,please trow me a evemail or convo ingame,join our public chat "phoibe" or go to our forums http://phoibe.halorn.com/index.php and snoop around :)

Take care and thanks for taking your time to read this :)

Regards
NC




jaryd
Posted - 2008.11.19 00:24:00 - [2]
 

after playing this game off and on since nearly the begging i found phoibe about 2.5 years ago and it is hands down the best corp i've been in. if you like strange and insane convo's and people having fun its deffinitly worth it to drop into our public channel and get to know us.

Nukpanolonia
Posted - 2008.11.19 03:18:00 - [3]
 

Bump up at ya :)

stylo11
Gallente
KANTAI HIKAGE
White Noise.
Posted - 2008.11.19 11:50:00 - [4]
 

So, what can i say aboutt this corp. Well, ofc, by far the best corp i ever joined. I was welcomed in, around march of this year....and straight off, was in a friendly and humourous enviorment.
In that time, i've made many many friends, so came, and stayed, some came and left. but most of the ones to leave, usally come back.
So i warn you if u decied to join...you might just get a little hooked on us, and not wanna leave.

So what i'm trying to say is BUMP!!

Geoff Robbins
Posted - 2008.11.19 16:00:00 - [5]
 

Looking on this corporation as a sort of a benevolent Montgomery Burns figure (but some would suggest I'm older), I notice how the young whippersnappers have put this thread up.

They seem to think that they can keep on squabbling, talking weird stuff of a sexual nature (what is a butt plug anyway?) and think I won't notice. Ha! I still don't understand this selling lark.

Anyway, come to Phoibe and (virtual)life will never be the same again (Is that a good thing?).

Nurse! The internet connection, before I forget what I've written.

What's a bump?

Sexy Robot
Posted - 2008.11.20 16:23:00 - [6]
 

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Oh wait wrong forum...


htsen

Xollst
Posted - 2008.11.20 22:51:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Xollst on 20/11/2008 22:51:48
haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refridgerator

on a side note, i bump

Zendane
Phoibe Enterprises
Posted - 2008.11.21 06:52:00 - [8]
 

If you're looking for a corporation that will dictate your life to maximize your efficiency on your way to galactic domination, then... err, well, we're not for you.

If you're looking to play the game as a game, meet some neat people and enjoy yourself in the process, then look us up. The worst that can happen is that you'll fear for our sanity. :)

Bump!

Trader 7588
Posted - 2008.11.21 10:34:00 - [9]
 

even if your not interested in joining stop by the public chat and have some fun.

P.S.
free punch and pie

Sebell
Posted - 2008.11.21 10:49:00 - [10]
 

Bump?! Isn't that some kind of drug thing? BUMP BUMP BUMP....BUMP

Patrick Glenlivet
Posted - 2008.11.24 18:20:00 - [11]
 

Yes eveyone come and fly with me the Crazy Firefighter Scotch loving alchoholic. Great group of people to fly with or just hang out with.

NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
Peregrine Nation
Posted - 2008.11.24 19:39:00 - [12]
 

Recruiting currently closed down. The alceholic firefighter burned down our corp offices so there is no were for you to apply :(
Thanks for your patience,we hope to be back up and running as soon as we get the insurance ISK :)

Regards
NC

NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
Peregrine Nation
Posted - 2008.12.05 17:16:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: NightCrawler 85 on 05/12/2008 17:16:53
Insurance ISK finally arrived and our offices are now reopened! We also have the pleasure of informing you that the drunk firefighter who failed so miserably at his job,died due to 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body over night.But we also have the plasure of informing you that he preformed a miracle and went back to life as a changed man! Sure he still drinks and still a firefighter,but he has at least learned to put on his firefighter uniform before running into burning buildings.

(Not much of a change but what can you ask from a drunk firefighter ;) )

Fyn Minmatarii
Posted - 2008.12.05 18:17:00 - [14]
 

To summarize: asshair on a 90% burned body is a preferred feature of future Phoibe members unless you are over 50 and don't know how to bump?! Nothing has changed I see...

!S

NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
Peregrine Nation
Posted - 2008.12.05 19:08:00 - [15]
 

Lol hello there fyn! Happy to see you havent forgotten about us after all this time :)Now get your ass back here and help us control the drunk people....I just redecorated the office after it burned down again :(

Xollst
Posted - 2008.12.06 15:02:00 - [16]
 

/me wrecks up nc's office YARRRR!!


 

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