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Suva Orefinger
Posted - 2008.11.14 05:06:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 25/04/2009 05:12:11
Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 14/11/2008 16:38:42
Attention PVPer's: You have the chance to make a guy settle down, force him to submit to one woman for the rest of his life. If you want to essentialy do the same as pod a 'carebear' in his best 'titan' ship - only in real life - please read on.

My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.

I have known him for a while, and he would not say this unless he meant it. Thing is, looking at the charons cargo hold I dont think I can do it all myself.. but then again he never said I had to do it alone.

So here is the deal: I need your corpses. Contract, trade, I need them. I'm still kinda new and I dont have a lot of isk (I'm told that some people have millions of isk) but I want to try becouse I think he's worth it.

I know this is a strange thing to ask, but from what I have seen in this game so far Eve is filled with people who could help.

Please?

EDIT:
Thanks guys!

1. When I asked him he said that he was not aware of the limit of items in a container; He told me the number of corpses is what matters here.

2. He knows how difficult this will be and said that was the idea; His quote: "Something easily gotten is not highly valued.".

3. I like to mine ore in Amsen, so if the corpses show up there I would be really happy. :)

Thank you for all your support!

Edit Again:
I dont need 500 thousand corpses. I learned from peoples responses that I can only put 1001 items in a container so all i would need to do to win this is to fill it up with the largest containers I can find and then fill these containers up with the max limit of 1001 corpses. So if I can only fit 9 fright containers I only need 9009 corpses to fill a charon, because I can fill a Charon with 9 fright containers, and each will only hold 1001 corpses. Yes its a loophole, but its technicaly full then. Thank you so much for everybody who helped me use the game rules to limit my work! I am over 75% to my goal, but I needs more corpsies so please help!

Qordel
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
Posted - 2008.11.14 05:08:00 - [2]
 

I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do this. I don't even know the guy and he hasn't done anything to earn my cruelty or spite.

Ticondrius
United Federation Starfleet
Saints Amongst Sinners
Posted - 2008.11.14 05:08:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Ticondrius on 14/11/2008 05:09:13
This has the potential to be the most epic thread ever. Twisted Evil

I am SO contracting you every corpse I can find at cost. Going to grab my covops and check every gate and station a corpse is likely to be found floating at. Laughing

Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
Posted - 2008.11.14 05:11:00 - [4]
 

Charon of 500,000 corpses!

Crackzilla
The Shadow Order
Posted - 2008.11.14 05:14:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
Charon of 500,000 corpses!


Would be worth suiciding that corpsicle bomb.

Shardrael
Caldari
The Fimbriani
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2008.11.14 05:15:00 - [6]
 

name and shame your boyfriend, this needs to happen first.

Joe
Umbra Legion
Shadow Empire.
Posted - 2008.11.14 05:17:00 - [7]
 

I hope you set a similar annoying task for him to be completed before the Wedding nightTwisted Evil


Suva Orefinger
Posted - 2008.11.14 05:20:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Qordel
I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do this. I don't even know the guy and he hasn't done anything to earn my cruelty or spite.


So be a friend and help him settle down :)

Munio Veritas
Black Legion Command
Black Legion.
Posted - 2008.11.14 05:24:00 - [9]
 

I, Munio Veritas, will help you in this goal. I have precious few, but 'tis for a good cause.

Troye
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2008.11.14 05:29:00 - [10]
 

I have afew lying around, I hope you don't mind running about the Galaxy abit though, most are in 0.0 stations :X

Suitonia
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2008.11.14 06:31:00 - [11]
 

98125 Corpses needed to fill a max skilled Charon.
78500 not taking skills into account.

Going to be tough to do, but it's possible I guess.
I'll send you my corpses Cool

Ris Dnalor
Minmatar
Fleet of Doom
Posted - 2008.11.14 06:32:00 - [12]
 

So you think that he would marry you if you filled a choron full of corpses... k.

If you want to marry him, why not just ask him to? If he says no, then methinks no amount of virtual corpses would change his mind.

unless of course, I've missed something and this is romantic?

meh.

Khraunus
Amarr
Black Forest Operatives
Posted - 2008.11.14 06:40:00 - [13]
 

At first I though the OP had intended to marry a corpse. I was promptly corrected in my thinking.

If I come across any corpses i'll send them your way, though my last corpse collection was jettisoned at the eve gate as a sort of viking funeral... Laughing

Victor Valka
Caldari
The Kairos Syndicate
Transmission Lost
Posted - 2008.11.14 06:45:00 - [14]
 

This is somewhere between 'slightly morbid' and 'strangely romantic' on the Weird-o-Meter.

Well. Good luck! Very Happy

Ancy Denaries
Posted - 2008.11.14 07:35:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Victor Valka
This is somewhere between 'slightly morbid' and 'strangely romantic' on the Weird-o-Meter.

Well. Good luck! Very Happy


Hahaha! But it's packed with nerd-romance! I love it!

Corpses coming your way, OP! ;)

Neth'Rae
Gallente
State Protectorate
Posted - 2008.11.14 07:50:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Neth''Rae on 14/11/2008 07:50:44
Who wouldn't marry a girl that filled a entire charon with corpses? Laughing

But doesn't that mean you'll have to be able to fly it aswell? :P

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2008.11.14 08:02:00 - [17]
 

Only corpse I ever bothered to pick up was a guy that ****ed me off royally some time ago. Getting that corpse was the only satisfaction I got out of my hatred, and now you want to take it away from me?

..I might contract it over, gotta snuggle a bit with him first and see if he still keeps me warm at nights.

Erim Kaluk
Minmatar
Valklear Guard
Posted - 2008.11.14 08:05:00 - [18]
 

I'll take a look through my hangars and see what I find.

RedLion
Caldari
State Constructions
Posted - 2008.11.14 08:08:00 - [19]
 

If he meant it, he doesn't need all those corpses.

Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2008.11.14 08:23:00 - [20]
 

Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses Laughing

Tippia
Caldari
Sunshine and Lollipops
Posted - 2008.11.14 09:19:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Tippia on 14/11/2008 09:19:13
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses Laughing
…and, likewise, it takes a real woman to say "500k corpses? Sure, I can do that."

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
Posted - 2008.11.14 09:20:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses Laughing
Or a really twisted one... In OP's case I'm not sure I would follow through with the "quest".

ApaKaka
Lone Starr Corporation
Posted - 2008.11.14 09:22:00 - [23]
 

I guess he told you this because he knew you will never accomplish it. So there you go, that's his commitment to your relationship Laughing

If you have any sense in you, you'll name this bastard, and we can get to work on filling the charon with HIS corpses YARRRR!!

Is forporn
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
Posted - 2008.11.14 09:29:00 - [24]
 

Adapt and die?

Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2008.11.14 09:29:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 14/11/2008 09:29:55
Originally by: Tippia
Edited by: Tippia on 14/11/2008 09:19:13
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses Laughing
…and, likewise, it takes a real woman to say "500k corpses? Sure, I can do that."


To get married? Hell, 500k corpses are probably "just in case" in the cargobay already Laughing

Originally by: Chribba
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Usually men go for marriage with a girl going down, some bumfun, or even with really good cake...but it takes a real man to tell your lady to collect 500.000 corpses Laughing
Or a really twisted one... In OP's case I'm not sure I would follow through with the "quest".


But you're already married to Veldspar.

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
Posted - 2008.11.14 09:33:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones
But you're already married to Veldspar.
At least mine are all alike, wtf is he going to do with 500,000 other corpses, men and woman... He needs to have a few to chose from?

Siigari Kitawa
Gallente
Perditus Peregrinus
Posted - 2008.11.14 09:35:00 - [27]
 

First page of epic thread.

I will donate some corpses.

Rexthor Hammerfists
Caldari
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2008.11.14 09:35:00 - [28]
 

This thread made my day :),
contracting corpses as i type this, make sure to learn how to tranpsort cargo through 0.0 before collecting them ;)

Fools nobody
Posted - 2008.11.14 09:35:00 - [29]
 

I just realised we can find out who it is cause they'll probably be buying up corpses too!

Elnoobis
Posted - 2008.11.14 09:41:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Qordel
I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do this. I don't even know the guy and he hasn't done anything to earn my cruelty or spite.



I have to agree with this one!


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