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Kumq uat
Posted - 2008.09.15 11:53:00 - [1]
 

Allright so I was numbing out my brain ratting in Delve and I decide to go into Fountain with my Arazu and see if I can get into any mischief. I try to get a couple of people to go along but everyone suddenly has to wash their hair.

No matter, so I go off on my adventure and see what I can get into. I decide to head to my old home of PXF in the Minotaur constelation of Fountain as it is a gem of a ratting area with over 20 belts of -1.0 space.

I fly in and Sons of Tangra have about a 10 person prescense in system. I start running down the belts and near the middle I stumble on an officer spawn. I quickly try to get some people from alliance to dash over and help me kill it but damn it that hair still hasnt been washed properly. So I wait, and wait and... CRAP! it disappeared. So I again start looking through the belts and find it near the bottom of the list. I again start shadowing the officer when they warp off again.

FFS! This shouldnt be so damn hard. STAY STILL! So I start warping again and I warp into the top belt after finishing my cycle of the last. WHACK! I get decloaked off a rock and just as I finish warp a Nighthawk comes in. I damp him after a volley but the BS's including Miss Officer herself start pounding me. I warp out as I get into structure.

I bounce off the planet and immediatly warp back to the belt cloaked. The Nighthawk is shooting the officer spawn who is keeping about 30km distant from him. She is also 30 from me at this moment. I creep along cloaked waiting for the spawn to pop. Finaly the Nighthawk finishes her off and I race in with my MWD firing hot to beat him to the wreck while hitting him with all three damps. I drive by and scoop the loot, blast the wreck, and warp off bouncing off a planet then warping to the sun and doing a sun dive while cloaked.

I picked up two officer modules including a nice Plasma smartbomb of the large variety. Many props to the guy who was on the receiving end of my dastardly ways for being pretty cool about it. Much love. No you can't have the stuff back. Oh, and yes, I got the stuff back safely now in station.

ellie mayer
Posted - 2008.09.15 11:56:00 - [2]
 

First in a " yoink thread "

Kumq uat
Posted - 2008.09.15 11:58:00 - [3]
 

You yoinked me last night. It was great.

Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
Posted - 2008.09.15 14:20:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: ellie mayer
First in a " yoink thread "


First "YOINK" in a "yoink" thread.

Cool

Saint Lazarus
Pwn 'N Play
Chaos Theory Alliance
Posted - 2008.09.15 14:38:00 - [5]
 

Nice story ^^

not epic just a nice little F you to the Nighthawk Pilot Laughing

And a nice little isk injection for your wallet :P



I decloaked and popped a few facton wrecks that someone else killed that I couldnt get to in time just to hear their scrams of anguish.

ellie mayer
Posted - 2008.09.15 16:24:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Kumq uat
You yoinked me last night. It was great.


Least you did the decent thing and gave a reach around !

Kumq uat
Posted - 2008.09.15 22:46:00 - [7]
 

Always for you baby

AdmiralDovolski
Gallente
do you
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2008.09.16 00:18:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: AdmiralDovolski on 16/09/2008 00:18:43
i was said alliance member coming to help, but, ofc


my net crashed. leaving me and my opportunity behind.

many sad pandas that night Mad

EDIT: nice to hear you got it tho, i was left hanging Razz

ApaKaka
Lone Starr Corporation
Posted - 2008.09.16 14:20:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: AdmiralDovolski
Edited by: AdmiralDovolski on 16/09/2008 00:18:43
i was said alliance member coming to help, but, ofc


my net crashed. leaving me and my opportunity behind.

many sad pandas that night Mad

EDIT: nice to hear you got it tho, i was left hanging Razz


On the up-side: Your hair is now clean? c/d Very Happy

Gwendalyne
Caldari
SolarStone Syndicate
Posted - 2008.09.16 22:34:00 - [10]
 

May I ask what it means to "Bounce off a Planet"? Because I think this has happened to me inadvertently.

If it is what I think it is, then I would be careful doing it... The wrong person coul whine "h4xploit" and get you quik-up banz0r'd

Mskpath3
Posted - 2008.09.17 04:53:00 - [11]
 

Damn, I thought this was a thread about Barack Obama! Whew. Carry on.

Kumq uat
Posted - 2008.09.17 19:47:00 - [12]
 

All bounce off a planet means is I warped to the closest planet and then soon as I came out of warp I warped back to the belt. Just means I didnt stay there but for a second.


 

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