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Deitre Cibrus
Turntable Dubbers
Posted - 2008.09.09 00:19:00 - [151]
 

Originally by: Druss Brenoman
Edited by: Druss Brenoman on 06/09/2008 13:55:55
Originally by: Magus Nebula
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 06/09/2008 02:29:30
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 05/09/2008 17:03:03
Needed a place to place links to people who really grinded my gears.

[Druss Brenoman - for being the biggest Douche in local - for actually trying to use "repo go back to sucking on your moms tit" as a "good" insult - Shelby doesnt like him
Magus Nebula - Natural Born A-hole
Would love to see more of theese kinda things Twisted Evil



HAHAAHAHAHAAH... You're calling me a douche bag? HAAHAHAHAHAHHH, your nothin but a wet behind the ears, little welp to be callin me a douchebag. Some things have changed in this game since I left for Iraq a year and a half ago. One thing hasn't though, little kiddies who wanna stroke their Egos when all they are are full of **** and wind.

My buddy told me all about these so called 'Wars' you got going on. Well, if you ever feel you want to jump into a mans world and go to war jump into mine, I'll turn you into a soldier or kill you in the process.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH douchebag... Your more transparent than a guy on a street corner with bombs strapped to his ass. yea... I've seen that too.

Good luck with your game, kiddie, I think I'm givin it up. Some things I just won't tolerate.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



John Carter
Staff Sgt.




He was right, you are a douche

Rinai Vero
Gallente
Moira.
Posted - 2008.09.09 01:36:00 - [152]
 

This thread is silly. Being able to make immature people have tizzys on the internets is not impressive. Nor is it rare.

Nobody needs to make a forum thread to point out that there are a lot of unimpressive people in EVE... we pretty much see it constantly. Nothing special here.

Niko medes
Posted - 2008.09.09 02:30:00 - [153]
 

Originally by: Magus Nebula
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 06/09/2008 02:29:30
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 05/09/2008 17:03:03
Needed a place to place links to people who really grinded my gears.

Characters

Astus Diabolus - Racist Smack Talker - Currently Ban from eve - Started the "J-Killer" incident.
J-Killer Incident

Amonse - Smack Talker - Got solo'ed in his raven vs a hawk (very fail fit raven)- Brought a Rokh to a Fight with 7 T1 mining lasers (See later post) - Plans to Destroy Quantum Star Alliance - Funny Chat logs!
Good times

Bryce Bolz - for making silly mistakes and wanting us to fix them - Embedding a Keylogger into "his OWN" version of EFT
Bryce Bolz Gets Podded

Tchell Dahhn - Ninja Salvager Extraordinaire and Mission Runner Griefer - Currently aggravating Players in Mission Running Hubs all over New Eden.

HAMMERFALL CEO -- tried and failed miserably to gank Chribba's veldnaught with a single battleship. then posts about it in c&p.

Zorro9600 - Scared Newb in Cold Steel Alliance - Smacked R.E.P.O., Called them Pussies for not wanting a 20v1 fight - When I offered him a 20v20 He quickly cowarded and declined

seekhimhere - for losing 17 ships in an anti REPO fleet in less that 2 seconds - Complaining About losing his ships in this thread.

Golden Helmet - Farts in public places, smacks, refers to his corp as "Lemmings" and "Lemming Cartel", ebil piewat, chronic man*****.

kick boxur - **** Talker to the max-EXTREME - Got Numberous people to place a bounty on him to a total of 400mil - Got podded by a random guy when he undocked

Nexus Kinnon - whining about not being able to think of the 400mil bounty scam first - being a forum douche.

Pak Seongsu - From Out-Rage - For being a Douche who never honors 1v1 and randsoms - who needs the help of others when fighting a mono e mono because he's just can't handle the fear of losing a ship

Druss Brenoman - for being the biggest Douche in local - for actually trying to use "repo go back to sucking on your moms tit" as a "good" insult - Shelby doesnt like him
Magus Nebula - Natural Born A-hole
Would love to see more of theese kinda things Twisted Evil




lul

Jesslyn Daggererux
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2008.09.10 03:27:00 - [154]
 

Originally by: Deitre Cibrus
Originally by: Druss Brenoman
Edited by: Druss Brenoman on 06/09/2008 13:55:55
Originally by: Magus Nebula
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 06/09/2008 02:29:30
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 05/09/2008 17:03:03
Needed a place to place links to people who really grinded my gears.

[Druss Brenoman - for being the biggest Douche in local - for actually trying to use "repo go back to sucking on your moms tit" as a "good" insult - Shelby doesnt like him
Magus Nebula - Natural Born A-hole
Would love to see more of theese kinda things Twisted Evil



HAHAAHAHAHAAH... You're calling me a douche bag? HAAHAHAHAHAHHH, your nothin but a wet behind the ears, little welp to be callin me a douchebag. Some things have changed in this game since I left for Iraq a year and a half ago. One thing hasn't though, little kiddies who wanna stroke their Egos when all they are are full of **** and wind.

My buddy told me all about these so called 'Wars' you got going on. Well, if you ever feel you want to jump into a mans world and go to war jump into mine, I'll turn you into a soldier or kill you in the process.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH douchebag... Your more transparent than a guy on a street corner with bombs strapped to his ass. yea... I've seen that too.

Good luck with your game, kiddie, I think I'm givin it up. Some things I just won't tolerate.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



John Carter
Staff Sgt.




He was right, you are a douche

i second that. i enjoy shooting, and wish more people would be dead. i wont combine the two though. im not 'patriotic' (read: brainwashed) enough to think i should decide like the almighty hand of god who lives or dies. i shouldnt decide it, a commander and cheif shouldnt decide it. just exile all the jerks to the moon. theyll like it there. its got cheese.

Jacobi Borne
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2008.09.10 04:29:00 - [155]
 

Curzon Dax was always a bit of a ****, his songs, although a ton of effort was put into them, never made me laugh.

Just a complete attention ***** telling people how awesome he was, even though he did nothing worth a mention (other than lame songs)

Magus Nebula
Mom 'n' Pop Ammo Shoppe
Transmission Lost
Posted - 2008.09.12 03:18:00 - [156]
 

QSA's zorro was updated today with a recent pictureLaughing

Zraken Hawkwing
Posted - 2008.09.12 12:55:00 - [157]
 

Originally by: Druss Brenoman
Edited by: Druss Brenoman on 06/09/2008 13:55:55
Originally by: Magus Nebula
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 06/09/2008 02:29:30
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 05/09/2008 17:03:03
Needed a place to place links to people who really grinded my gears.

[Druss Brenoman - for being the biggest Douche in local - for actually trying to use "repo go back to sucking on your moms tit" as a "good" insult - Shelby doesnt like him
Magus Nebula - Natural Born A-hole
Would love to see more of theese kinda things Twisted Evil



HAHAAHAHAHAAH... You're calling me a douche bag? HAAHAHAHAHAHHH, your nothin but a wet behind the ears, little welp to be callin me a douchebag. Some things have changed in this game since I left for Iraq a year and a half ago. One thing hasn't though, little kiddies who wanna stroke their Egos when all they are are full of **** and wind.

My buddy told me all about these so called 'Wars' you got going on. Well, if you ever feel you want to jump into a mans world and go to war jump into mine, I'll turn you into a soldier or kill you in the process.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH douchebag... Your more transparent than a guy on a street corner with bombs strapped to his ass. yea... I've seen that too.

Good luck with your game, kiddie, I think I'm givin it up. Some things I just won't tolerate.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



John Carter
Staff Sgt.




I salute you for your contribution mate, but to be honest I'd put you at the front of the queue for the transport home just to get you out of theatre. People like you have a detrimental effect on morale. No one likes a whinger when you're sharing a 12 x 24.

People who have been on det to an active theatre never bleat on about what they see over there, it's an unwritten rule and as a SNCO you should know better.

By the way you're a douche even though I don't know what it means.

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.09.12 13:49:00 - [158]
 

Originally by: RagnhildR tu
Originally by: techzer0
.. can i be called supwersoldierman?


Techzero I allus wanted ta know do ya go rusty if ya stay out in the rain too much?Laughing
I just get wet if I'm out in the rain too much, just like everyone else. Except I can dry off in seconds just by thinking about it with my mind Shocked

But no really, what was the question?

Magus Nebula
Mom 'n' Pop Ammo Shoppe
Transmission Lost
Posted - 2008.09.19 17:52:00 - [159]
 

D Royal Now crowned the Biggest Douche EVER! Chat logs to show doucheness in the linky

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2008.09.19 18:07:00 - [160]
 

Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 19/09/2008 18:12:12
edit: actually nevermind what I said here before. Shorter, nicer version is that injecting a declaration of real world badassery into an argument that was based around things in Eve is lame.

Seth McKenzee
Surge.
Posted - 2008.09.19 18:20:00 - [161]
 

Originally by: Zraken Hawkwing
Originally by: Druss Brenoman
Edited by: Druss Brenoman on 06/09/2008 13:55:55
Originally by: Magus Nebula
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 06/09/2008 02:29:30
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 05/09/2008 17:03:03
Needed a place to place links to people who really grinded my gears.

[Druss Brenoman - for being the biggest Douche in local - for actually trying to use "repo go back to sucking on your moms tit" as a "good" insult - Shelby doesnt like him
Magus Nebula - Natural Born A-hole
Would love to see more of theese kinda things Twisted Evil



HAHAAHAHAHAAH... You're calling me a douche bag? HAAHAHAHAHAHHH, your nothin but a wet behind the ears, little welp to be callin me a douchebag. Some things have changed in this game since I left for Iraq a year and a half ago. One thing hasn't though, little kiddies who wanna stroke their Egos when all they are are full of **** and wind.

My buddy told me all about these so called 'Wars' you got going on. Well, if you ever feel you want to jump into a mans world and go to war jump into mine, I'll turn you into a soldier or kill you in the process.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH douchebag... Your more transparent than a guy on a street corner with bombs strapped to his ass. yea... I've seen that too.

Good luck with your game, kiddie, I think I'm givin it up. Some things I just won't tolerate.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



John Carter
Staff Sgt.




I salute you for your contribution mate, but to be honest I'd put you at the front of the queue for the transport home just to get you out of theatre. People like you have a detrimental effect on morale. No one likes a whinger when you're sharing a 12 x 24.

People who have been on det to an active theatre never bleat on about what they see over there, it's an unwritten rule and as a SNCO you should know better.

By the way you're a douche even though I don't know what it means.


A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. The word comes from the French language, in which its principal meaning is a shower (it is thus a notorious false friend encountered by non-native speakers of English; the phrase for vaginal douching is douche vaginale, meaning vaginal shower).

The word can refer to the rinsing of any body cavity but usually applies to vaginal irrigation, rinsing of the vagina. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching: a bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching (the term douche bag can also be used as an insult). To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema.

Xasz
The Python Cartel.
Posted - 2008.09.19 19:49:00 - [162]
 

Originally by: Magus Nebula
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 19/09/2008 18:30:57
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 19/09/2008 18:05:02
Edited by: Magus Nebula on 19/09/2008 18:03:02

Needed a place to place links to people who really grinded my gears.

Characters

D Royal - Makes Corperations for the sole purpose of stealing everything his corpies work hard for then closed the corp. For saying he walks with the gods, killing his own corp members for no reason, calling CVA his lap dogs, links to chat logs here Epic Douche Text

Astus Diabolus - Racist Smack Talker - Currently Ban from eve - Started the "J-Killer" incident.
J-Killer Incident

Amonse - Smack Talker - Got solo'ed in his raven vs a hawk (very fail fit raven)- Brought a Rokh to a Fight with 7 T1 mining lasers (See later post) - Plans to Destroy Quantum Star Alliance - Funny Chat logs!
Good times

Bryce Bolz - for making silly mistakes and wanting us to fix them - Embedding a Keylogger into "his OWN" version of EFT
Bryce Bolz Gets Podded

Tchell Dahhn - Ninja Salvager Extraordinaire and Mission Runner Griefer - Currently aggravating Players in Mission Running Hubs all over New Eden.

HAMMERFALL CEO -- tried and failed miserably to gank Chribba's veldnaught with a single battleship. then posts about it in c&p.

Zorro9600 - Scared Newb in Cold Steel Alliance - Smacked R.E.P.O., Called them Pussies for not wanting a 20v1 fight - When I offered him a 20v20 He quickly cowarded and declined, when we had a fleet engagement all his buddies hid in a POS and he didnt make it.POS Hiding

seekhimhere - for losing 17 ships in an anti REPO fleet in less that 2 seconds - Complaining About losing his ships in this thread.

Golden Helmet - Farts in public places, smacks, refers to his corp as "Lemmings" and "Lemming Cartel", ebil piewat, chronic man*****.

kick boxur - **** Talker to the max-EXTREME - Got Numberous people to place a bounty on him to a total of 400mil - Got podded by a random guy when he undocked

Nexus Kinnon - whining about not being able to think of the 400mil bounty scam first - being a forum douche.

Pak Seongsu - From Out-Rage - For being a Douche who never honors 1v1 and randsoms - who needs the help of others when fighting a mono e mono because he's just can't handle the fear of losing a ship

Druss Brenoman - for being the biggest Douche in local - for actually trying to use "repo go back to sucking on your moms tit" as a "good" insult - Shelby doesnt like him
Magus Nebula - Natural Born A-hole
Would love to see more of theese kinda things Twisted Evil



Don't spam.Applebabe

Magus Nebula
Mom 'n' Pop Ammo Shoppe
Transmission Lost
Posted - 2008.09.29 00:47:00 - [163]
 

Tibalt Avalon stands trial for being a douche, in order to be fair, he needs to be tried by a jury of his peers, If you belive he is a douch give him a +1 for doucheness, or a -1 for douchness i will tally them all in 3 days. His crime include being a *****, deleting his loss mails on thier corp killboard, threatining us with an Aeon in a 7 month old char. Linky to evidence
Evidence, Exibit A

Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
Chubby Chuppers Chubba Chups
Posted - 2008.09.29 01:57:00 - [164]
 

whats a pubbie

SKUNK

Avaricia
The Accursed
Space Jerks
Posted - 2008.09.29 02:34:00 - [165]
 

Originally by: kublai
I would just like to add in the following.

I have never fired a weapon above air rifle, I never intend to do so, I never intend to fight in any war.

I dislike fighting, and I really do try to avoid it when I can, I doubt i'd be much good at it, I like reading, listening to calm music, maybe something funky, a cup of espresso, my pipe, maybe a good conversation.

If war ever came to my country, i'd move to iceland.

I just wanted to get that said before I insulted you, and now, the insult.

Nobody gives a damn how internet tough guy super ju-jitsu karate-kid you are, you wont automatically get hailed as the second coming for being a soldier, because in addition to being a soldier you're a person, and I see one soldier in this thread who's a very irritating and ignorant person.

This is not real life, this is eve-online, and you nothings should learn to pipe the **** down because nobody is impressed.

It's a godamn computer game, and you're not even good at it.
i never had you figured for a hippie :P

/me fires a 6 shooter wildly into the air and headbangs

Keeves
Minmatar
Quality Control.
Posted - 2008.09.29 03:11:00 - [166]
 

Might wanna rename the thread "Douches of the EVE Universe (who only a handful know about)"

I challenge the OP to find some real douches who everyone knows about.

Garok Nor
Caldari
Blueprint Haus
Get Off My Lawn
Posted - 2008.09.29 03:16:00 - [167]
 

You missed Saelie, the smacktard wreck thief in Frarn local that hides in the NPC corp. Not to mention cargo scanning every ship (involved or not) that passed through that station and passing the info off to those guys

Ya those guys we were fighting smacked a bit, but they were earning it and stepping up, that little noob sycophant was just kissin butt and hiding behind the NPC corp. IMHO the worst kind of smacktard.

McTard
Posted - 2008.09.29 05:24:00 - [168]
 

Edited by: McTard on 29/09/2008 05:24:52

Quote:
I challenge the OP to find some real douches who everyone knows about.


Ginger Magician. Douche-bag extreme, even according to some of his corpies.

zombeee
State War Academy
Posted - 2008.09.29 19:28:00 - [169]
 

Edited by: zombeee on 29/09/2008 19:28:27
Originally by: Magus Nebula
D Royal Now crowned the Biggest Douche EVER! Chat logs to show doucheness in the linky


Someone should dec his corp and dock someone in their HQ (Viziam in Hibi iirc). You will paralyze the corp for hours. He's exploiting new players with 100% tax. Read his bio too for a laugh.

Fortified Teacup
Posted - 2008.09.29 22:56:00 - [170]
 

Ginger Magician - A general arse and all round annoying lemming with an ego to boot.

Ori16 - Annoying on voice corp hoping f*g who cant tell his arse from his elbow.

Tiller - epeen anyone? See above player Ginger Magician.

Half of Tri - explains itself, smack talking ******s

5nakeyes (refuse to spell it his way cause im just not that stupid) - x leader of a fail pvp hauler alliance.

Blargle - for sounding like a 5 year old on voice and not adding any value to any pvp operation ever. Hey we are going to pirate in low sec, bring battleships... can i bring my jag?

Savvon - Annoying miner who smacks C&P from a noob corp and then cries about war dec threats so quits game.



siera november
Posted - 2008.09.30 20:53:00 - [171]
 

Edited by: siera november on 30/09/2008 22:59:44

Bryg Philomena
Don't Taze Me Bro
Posted - 2008.09.30 23:47:00 - [172]
 

I respectfully request placement upon your list. Thanks you the billions of isk I recieved from mission *****s I befriended then back stabbed =P

Antarr Slagh
Amarr
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2008.09.30 23:58:00 - [173]
 

So you get placed on this list for mere smacktalk? o.O

Synister Zero
Gallente
336TH MISSION SUPPORT SQUADRON
The ENTITY.
Posted - 2008.10.01 04:50:00 - [174]
 

What ever happened to Ginger Magician, I use to hear about him alot then nothing at all from some point awhile back

Karrade Krise
Posted - 2008.10.02 04:53:00 - [175]
 

Originally by: Synister Zero
What ever happened to Ginger Magician, I use to hear about him alot then nothing at all from some point awhile back


Well...months ago, he made real life threats to someone....and well, here's a combat log from the following events.

Combat: CCP's Nerfbat Strikes Ginger Magician Perfectly, Wrecking for Perma-Ban Damage!

Last I heard he was window shopping with Ken in Barbie Online...


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