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War Porcika
FREE GATES
Posted - 2008.08.28 05:58:00 - [121]
 

This topic made my day!! LaughingLaughing

Grim Mercy
Heretic Logistics
Heretic Nation
Posted - 2008.08.28 06:50:00 - [122]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones
LUNCH BREAK!!!

*Wrangler grabs his guitar*


CCP did a bad bad thing... CCP did a bad bad thing...
CCP did a bad bad thing... CCP did a bad bad thing...

You ever nerfed so much you thought your little POD was gonna break in two?
I didn't think so.

You ever scream with all your might and strength to get you nano back to you?
I wanna hope so.

You ever flame with all your heart and soul just to watch it taken away?

CCP did a bad bad thing, CCP did a bad bad thing.
CCP did a bad bad thing, feel like flaming, feel like whining.

You ever tried to balance a game to fit all the whining noobs?
I don't think so.

You ever curse and say your leaving cause they nerfed the ship you love?
Well if you say so.

It hurts so bad when you finally know just how low, low, low, low, low, posters go.

CCP did a bad bad thing, CCP did a bad bad thing.
CCP did a bad bad thing, feel like flaming, feel like whining.

Ohh. feel like whining, feel like flaming.
Ohh, feel like shouting, feel like crying.

(guitar solo)

CCP did a bad bad thing, CCP did a bad bad thing.


...and +100 points to you for the first Chris Isaak reference I've seen in... god, what year is it?

And you did it with one of my favorite songs, too. Kudos.

Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2008.08.28 07:36:00 - [123]
 

Originally by: Grim Mercy
...and +100 points to you for the first Chris Isaak reference I've seen in... god, what year is it?

And you did it with one of my favorite songs, too. Kudos.


Ta, rare care to dare there, i dare, 'cause i care Very Happy

And ta to all the rest too *keeps the train rolling with....*

You know what's coming...

Wait for it...


*ding ding!*

Wrangler: Hello there and welcome t....
Customer: I don't like you.
Wrangler: Excuse me?
Customer: I don't like you, your company, the things you represent or the country you live in.
Wrangler: Umm...
Customer: I hate the way you greet people, the way you don't, the way you dress, look, your mother and the way she smells after it's been raining outside...
Wrangler: A..
Customer: I especially hate the way you stand there, the way you fix things, the way you don't fix things, the way you TRY to fix things and the way that things don't get fixed even if they are fixed...
Wrangler: I..
Customer: I practically LOATHE the way you spell your company name, the way you spell your name, the way this place has almost an indefinite smell of urine wafting around like a homeless person just thought he'd landed in Urinals'R'Us...
Wrangler sniffs and lifts a brow.
Customer: Your face, your smell, your eyes, beady little things staring at me like a madman when infact i'm the only sane person aournd this freakin place!
Wrangler blinks.
Customer: I absolutely despise the way you people sit in your thrones and try to judge me and my ways while i try to make my own miserable life a little bit more interesting and atleast barely enjoyable. You sicken me, you disgust me, you make me want to vomit in my breakfast cereal and...
Wrangler: Dare i ask....and?
Customer: Aaand...*looks behind Wrangler*...you people change or something?
Wrangler: Huh? *looks around*
Customer: This is sony online entertainment right?
Wrangler: Afraid not, this is CCP.
Customer: Oh, sorry 'bout that.
Wrangler: Quite alright sir.

*ding ding*

Chillshock
Posted - 2008.08.28 12:41:00 - [124]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Customer: This is sony online entertainment right?
[/quote



OH lol! But yeah, true in some weird way.

Good job sheriff - have a dead poodle!

Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2008.08.28 12:51:00 - [125]
 

Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 28/08/2008 12:52:40
(A small break for something else)

*bang bang bang*

HeadTroll: Order order!! *bangs his hammer more* I now declare this official troll meeting in order.
YoungTroll: You suck!
HT: Save it for the forums!
Troll 1: What we got on the agenda?
HT: Today, we shall be invading the forums...
Troll 2: At DT?
HT: Ofcourse, we shall be invading with whines about jita.
Troll 3: We did that last week!
HT: Oh right right. Umm...*shuffles papers*...there we are. How to interact with the female species....no wait...*shuffle shuffle*
Young Troll 2: Pervert!
HT: Right, who said that?! *frowns* Save it for the forums! Now...today, ew shall invade the forums with...a whine about CCP income...inocom...incomipetanci with cust...cuta...custiomer rela...reltaion....how ccp sucks!
T1: Here here!
T2: Excellent!
T3: I think they're kinda nice.
HT: What?!
T3: Well, they ain't THAT bad.
HT shoots Troll 3 in the face with a gun. Ofcourse.
T1 and T2 cheer. Young trolls nose drips(Wink).
HT: Now! CCP sucks, any ideas?
T1: We could say they smell of poo.
HT: No no, we need something flashy.
T2: That they smell of flashers?
HT: Not really getting it are you?
Young Troll: We could tell their customer service is abysmal and how every other company in the MMO market does things in a way more efficient manner and how they should increase their revenue by creating valid content and NOT by creating content that appeals to the masses?
T1: ....
T2: ....
HT: Smell of poo it is! Right. Send a message to all trolls via EVEmail, skype and/or pidgeons and get to work!

*bang bang bang*

Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2008.08.28 13:39:00 - [126]
 

Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 28/08/2008 13:40:12
(And just because, it can. Not. Die!)

*ding ding*

Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: I'm here for my *looks at camera* Full Body Eris Discordia Poster!
Wrangler: How peculiar.
Customer: Aye, now hand it over with haste.
Wrangler: I'm sorry to inform you sir, we don't have one.
Customer: What?
Wrangler: I saaaid, we don't have one.
Customer: This is an OUTRAGE, i've been waiting for one for years!
Wrangler: You sound familiar, do i know you?
Customer: Err...no *adjusts mustache*
Wrangler: You sound awfully like my arch-nemesis...
Customer: Who on earth is that?
Wrangler: Nevermind, must be nothing, now, as i said, no poster here.
Customer: Any idea when it'll be done?
Wrangler: Seeing as today is thursday, and tomorrow is friday, and that we haven't even thought about actually doing one....about...never?
Customer: Blasted! You must! It's on...err...national security!
Wrangler: A full body picture of a game character is a matter of national security?
Customer: Yes!
Wrangler: Dare i ask how?
Customer: You dare.
Wrangler: How?
Customer: Because!
Wrangler: Because of?
Customer: Because it is.
Wrangler: You're trying my patience here.
Customer: i'm sorry *takes hand off the big breasted passed out woman*
Wrangler: Look...this has gone far enough. If you want to get a Full Body Eris Discordia poster into manufacturing, you need to fill out this form, then i'll send it upstairs and see if they even want to consider this.
Customer: Ah very fine! *takes out a pen from an isogen container*
Wrangler: ....
Customer: Errr...
Wrangler: YOU!!
Customer: TIMMY!
Wrangler grabs a Heavy Missile Launcher from below the desk and FIRE!!...
Customer: ...
Wrangler: Damnit! *reloads* Please wait 10 seconds.
Customer: So, seen any good movies lately?
Wrangler: Nah, been here, reading mostly.
Customer: Ah.
Ordanance loaded *bleep*
Customer: Time to run, cheerio!
Wrangler fires a couple of missile after the customer.

*ding...BOOOM!...dung...*

Orca04
Gallente
Tactical Delivery
Posted - 2008.08.28 20:02:00 - [127]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 28/08/2008 13:40:12
(And just because, it can. Not. Die!)

*ding ding*

Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: I'm here for my *looks at camera* Full Body Eris Discordia Poster!
Wrangler: How peculiar.
Customer: Aye, now hand it over with haste.
Wrangler: I'm sorry to inform you sir, we don't have one.
Customer: What?
Wrangler: I saaaid, we don't have one.
Customer: This is an OUTRAGE, i've been waiting for one for years!
Wrangler: You sound familiar, do i know you?
Customer: Err...no *adjusts mustache*
Wrangler: You sound awfully like my arch-nemesis...
Customer: Who on earth is that?
Wrangler: Nevermind, must be nothing, now, as i said, no poster here.
Customer: Any idea when it'll be done?
Wrangler: Seeing as today is thursday, and tomorrow is friday, and that we haven't even thought about actually doing one....about...never?
Customer: Blasted! You must! It's on...err...national security!
Wrangler: A full body picture of a game character is a matter of national security?
Customer: Yes!
Wrangler: Dare i ask how?
Customer: You dare.
Wrangler: How?
Customer: Because!
Wrangler: Because of?
Customer: Because it is.
Wrangler: You're trying my patience here.
Customer: i'm sorry *takes hand off the big breasted passed out woman*
Wrangler: Look...this has gone far enough. If you want to get a Full Body Eris Discordia poster into manufacturing, you need to fill out this form, then i'll send it upstairs and see if they even want to consider this.
Customer: Ah very fine! *takes out a pen from an isogen container*
Wrangler: ....
Customer: Errr...
Wrangler: YOU!!
Customer: TIMMY!
Wrangler grabs a Heavy Missile Launcher from below the desk and FIRE!!...
Customer: ...
Wrangler: Damnit! *reloads* Please wait 10 seconds.
Customer: So, seen any good movies lately?
Wrangler: Nah, been here, reading mostly.
Customer: Ah.
Ordanance loaded *bleep*
Customer: Time to run, cheerio!
Wrangler fires a couple of missile after the customer.

*ding...BOOOM!...dung...*

this is great stuff, sent some isk your way

Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2008.08.29 12:14:00 - [128]
 

Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 29/08/2008 12:14:06
Too kind Orca, too kind Embarassed

(One for the Startup)

*thunk thunk!*

Wrangler: We're not up yet!

*thunk thunk*

Wrangler: Wait a few minutes!

*thunk thunk*

Wrangler: Hold your horses!

*thunk thunk*

Wrangler: Wait a few minutes!
Customer: You said that a few minutes ago!
Wrangler: Misinformation by our information officer. Just a minute or so now.

*minute and 23 seconds later*

*thunk thunk*
Customer: Oh come on!
Wrangler: Just a moment!
Customer: What are you doing in there?!
Wrangler: Cleaning things up!

*thunk thunk thunk*

Wrangler: What?!
Customer: I need to get in! It's cold and dark and lonely out here!
Wrangler: Get a blanket, flashlight and a hooker!
Customer: You support sex for cash?!?!
Wrangler: Well you pay for your wives shoes don't ya? There ya go.

*thunk thunk thunk*

Wrangler: Who is it?
Eris: Wrangler open this freaking door!!
Wrangler: I don't know a Wrangler!
Eris: This is Eris and you open this door right now!!!
Wrangler: Eris went out to lunch! Come back in a few minutes!

*thunk thunk thunk*

Wrangler pulls open the door: WHAT?!!!
Pizza delivery: It'll be 10 bucks.
Wrangler: In iceland?
Pizza delivery: Writer doesn't know the correct currency right now.
Wrangler: Ah...here ya go.

*ding ding*


*thunk thunk*
Wrangler: Just a few minutes!

Noir Seroc
Caldari
Sectron
Posted - 2008.08.29 15:57:00 - [129]
 

Great stuff, keep em coming. LaughingLaughing

Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2008.08.29 16:26:00 - [130]
 

Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 29/08/2008 16:26:40
*ding ding*

Wrangler: Hello there and ...well you know...party-balloons.
Customer: I would like to
Wrangler: Complain.
Customer: Yes...
Wrangler: Alrighty.
Customer: I would like to
Wrangler: Complain.
Customer: about
Wrangler: The latest patch.
Customer: ...yes.
Wrangler: Alrighty, shoot.
Customer: I find the
Wrangler: Patch.
Customer: to be
Wrangler: Bad.
Customer: and i
Wrangler: Want.
Customer: ....
Wrangler: What?
Customer: Could you stop
Wrangler: That.
Customer: Look i'm not in the
Wrangler: Mood.
Customer: ...
Wrangler: Whaa-aat?
Customer: Just stop
Wrangler: it.
Customer: If you're not going to
Wrangler: Help.
Customer: Then.
Wrangler: I'll.
Cusotomer: ....
Wrangler: Hold for dramatic pause and....leave!

*ding ding*

Eris: Was that really
Wrangler: Necessary?
Eris: Don't even go there.

Kuar Z'thain
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2008.08.29 17:40:00 - [131]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones

Wrangler pulls open the door: WHAT?!!!
Pizza delivery: It'll be 10 bucks.
Wrangler: In iceland?
Pizza delivery: Writer doesn't know the correct currency right now.



It's Isk mate. Very Happy

Hyperforce99
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2008.08.30 17:12:00 - [132]
 

I'll keep an eye on this one

keep it up SJ

Hellraiza666
Viziam
Posted - 2008.08.30 20:22:00 - [133]
 

LaughingLaughing

War Porcika
FREE GATES
Posted - 2008.08.30 20:41:00 - [134]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones

...
Customer: This is sony online entertainment right?
Wrangler: Afraid not, this is CCP.
Customer: Oh, sorry 'bout that.
...


LaughingLaughingLaughing

Ruze
Amarr
Next Stage Initiative
Posted - 2008.08.30 21:08:00 - [135]
 

Edited by: Ruze on 30/08/2008 21:09:30
I would like to commend the underhanded Boondock Saint's reference, if I may. Awesome move!

For those of you that missed it, the next line is:

"I'll tip her!"

royal killer
Amarr
Shadows Of The Federation
Posted - 2008.08.30 23:59:00 - [136]
 

This is seriously one of the best post's I've ever readLaughingLaughing Awesome job Sherrif! pure epic! Can't wait for more Razz

Wannabehero
Wayward Ventures
Posted - 2008.09.01 16:33:00 - [137]
 

Originally by: Kuar Z'thain
Originally by: Sheriff Jones

Wrangler pulls open the door: WHAT?!!!
Pizza delivery: It'll be 10 bucks.
Wrangler: In iceland?
Pizza delivery: Writer doesn't know the correct currency right now.



It's Isk mate. Very Happy


http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/iceland.htm

And also, very amusing Sheriff, thanks for the lolz Smile

Brugar
Posted - 2008.09.01 16:52:00 - [138]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 13/08/2008 17:54:20
*ding ding*

Wrangler: ....
Customer: Hello?
Wrangler: ....
Customer: Umm, i want...
Wrangler: ....
Customer waves hand.
Customer: Hello? I wish to complain?
Wrangler: ....
Customer: Umm...
Wrangler: ....
Customer reaches towards Wrangler with an extended finger.
Wrangler: ERIS!!!!
Customer falls down on the floor holding his chest.
Wrangler walks to back of store: Eris, this cloaking device doesn't seem to work...
Customer: a a....r...


Greatest. Ever.

Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
Posted - 2008.09.01 17:08:00 - [139]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones

Eris: Was that really
Wrangler: Necessary?
Eris: Don't even go there.

LaughingLaughingVery Happy

Good stuff, SJ.



Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2008.09.02 12:42:00 - [140]
 

(Here we go again!)

*ding ding*

CCP: Hello there and welcome to the Wrangler! How can i help you?
Customer: The server is down...no wait...what?
Wrangler: Err...Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: The server is down.
Wrangler: I know,, marvelous isn't it.
Customer: No i want to play!
Wrangler: You can play with me...
Customer: No i want to play EVE you deviant!
Wrangler: Oh come on.
Customer: NO!
Wrangler: Fine...what do you want?
Customer: The server up.
Wrangler: It is.
Customer: Is it? It was just down...
Wrangler: Oh it is.
Customer: Ah, thank you.
Wrangler: No problem!

*ding ding*

Wrangler: 3..2...1...

*ding ding*

Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the C
Customer: You bastard!
Wrangler: ...CP! How can i help you?
Customer: The server isn't up!
Wrangler: No sir, it's *dramatic look to camera* Patch day.
Customer: You said it's up!
Wrangler: Well the server is on our third floor. I work in second, ergo, it's up regarding my current position at CCP.
Customer: ...
Wrangler: So, anything else?
Customer: I want the server running!
Wrangler: Ah alright, i'll fix that right away.
Customer: How long?
Wrangler: Well, if you leave now, it should be done by the time you get to your login.
Customer: Finally!

*ding ding*

Wrangler: Her name was lola, she was a cruiser, with turret on her hull an

*ding ding*

Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: ...
Wrangler: Sir?
Customer: ...the server...
Wrangler: Ah yes. It's running fine now.
Customer: Really? I wonder how as i can't login!
Wrangler: No sir, it's *dramatic look to camera* Patch day.
Customer: Stop saying that!
Wrangler: But it is.
Customer: You said you'd fix the server!
Wrangler: You wanted the server running.
Customer: Right!!
Wrangler: Well i put it in a giant hamsterwheel and
Customer: Hold up hold up...i didn't mean running literally!
Wrangler: Well i only work here sir.
Customer: Right. Look. You. I want to be able to login to the server, play EVE and have no interruptions, OK?!
Wrangler: Ok.
Customer: Well...?
Wrangler: Well what?
Customer: Are you gonna do it?!
Wrangler: No sir, it's *dramatic look to camera*
*KABLOW!!!*
Customer falls down dead.
Wrangler: ...patch day.

Chillshock
Posted - 2008.09.02 12:50:00 - [141]
 

is it up, yet?

Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2008.09.02 12:55:00 - [142]
 

*ding ding*

Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: You can't. I'm quitting.
Wrangler: Really?
Customer: Yes really!
Wrangler: Can i hav
Customer: NO!
Wrangler: sourpants, so, why you here be are?...is?
Customer: I just wanted to personally let you know that i'm quitting, buggering off, disgusted, disappointed, disassembled all my ships, sold my stuff and burned my isk and now am on my way out the door with a huf and a "up yours!" echoing through the halls.
Wrangler: Oh.
Customer: Oh?! That's how much you care for your customers?!
Wrangler: Oh gee?
Customer: So you're saying it's all the same to you that i'm leaving?!
Wrangler: Well, could i stop you?
Customer: No! I'm fed up with this!
Wrangler: So...i should care that you're leaving even if there's no point in caring?
Customer: You should care about your customers BEFORE they leave!
Wrangler: When did you inform of your leaving?
Customer: Right now!
Wrangler: Then how could i know that you're unhappy?
Customer: 'cause i'm the customer and you should keep me happy!
Wrangler: Want a titan?
Customer: What?
Wrangler: Worked with Bob...
Customer: WHAT!!!?
Wrangler: Kidding, kidding...you want one?
Customer: What are you trying?
Wrangler: look i got nice titans back there, all shiny and new, ready to be deployed. I'll put it in jjita for oyu?
Customer: If this is some kind of ploy to get me back ingame...
Wrangler: No ploy. Honest. It'll be waiting for you there.
Customer: Right. Hmm....well....i'll go resubscribe but this better be true!
Wrangler: Would i tell a lie?
Customer: hmm.....

*ding ding*

Eris: You know he's coming back right....
Wrangler: I've always got Jove to "give".

Jerat
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2008.09.02 15:55:00 - [143]
 

Im loling so hard my 3 year old son is wondering what daddy is doing on the computer.
Please let them coming so I have something to read on the nightshift.

Miyamoto Uroki
Caldari
Sarum Industries
Posted - 2008.09.02 16:17:00 - [144]
 

Awesome stuff. keep on

Sergeant Spot
Galactic Geographic BookMark Surveying Inc.
Posted - 2008.09.02 17:02:00 - [145]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 23/08/2008 12:40:24
*ding ding*

Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: Noob!
Wrangler: Excuse me sir?
Customer: No you!
Wrangler: I don't quite follow...
Customer: Wow is that way!! *points*
Wrangler: Umm...
Customer: Dude! Your face!
Wrangler: Riight...*goes to backroom*
Customer runs around the shop waving fingers; "Pew pew! pew pew!"
Wrangler comes back.
Customer: Nerf nerf nerf!! LOL!!!
Wrangler: Say cheese.
Customer: Can i have your stu*Zrzzzzzzzzzzzt!!* *poof*
Wrangler: Sigh..*cleans up dust from floor and drops to big bin labeled "Forumites"*


I have a slight hunch that CCP's forum moderators would pay good money for that device.....

clonkrieger
Imperium Forces
Nulli Tertius
Posted - 2008.09.02 17:12:00 - [146]
 

great thread... thumbs up! :)

Atherin Gaius
Caldari
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2008.09.02 17:37:00 - [147]
 

This material is classic.

I demand a sticky!

Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
Posted - 2008.09.02 18:08:00 - [148]
 

*ding ding*

Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: The server ain't up!
Wrangler: I have this strange sense of deja vu...
Customer: It WAS supposed to be up ages ago!
Wrangler: What's the problem?
Customer: Look, i had a skill, it was supposed to finish right on time, but now the server is down still!
Wrangler: Right! *taps something on computer* Done.
Customer: What?
Wrangler: Your skill, it's done.
Customer: It WAS done!
Wrangler: Oh, well, what's the problem then?
Customer: Well i need to put a NEW skill!
Wrangler: Aaah, no worries sir! *taps more on the computer, does a little chacha and presses enter* Done!
Customer: WHAT?!
Wrangler: You are now the proud trainer of Negotiation 1!
Customer: Negotiation 1!! I don't even mission!
Wrangler: You should.
Customer: Why on earth?!
Wrangler: Well kinda pointless to train negotiation 1 if you're not gonna mission. Pfft.
Customer: But i wasn't!
Wrangler: It's right here on the screen, flashing little cube, negotiation 1.
Customer: But YOU changed it!
Wrangler: Pish posh, technicalities and semantics.
Customer: Look. I want you to change that skill to something useful!
Wrangler: Right-o, customer is always right, mhm! *salutes and taps on computer*
Customer: ...
Wrangler: It's done. You can relax.
Customer: I doubt it. What did you do?
Wrangler: Changed your skill to something VERY useful.
Customer: What is it?
Wrangler: Spaceship command 1 sir.
Customer: ...i already had spaceship command 5...
Wrangler: Ah, well, then...oops?
Customer: OOPS?!
Wrangler: Well, i can't change it back now 'cause that would mean upgrading your skills to a higher level and we have rules against that sort of behaviour.
Customer: Wh...h....but you downgraded me!!
Wrangler: We have no rules to stop that sir.
Customer: Look you fix this now or i'll
Wrangler: Well look at that *taps away* you're learning mining 1 too.
Customer: Hey! Stop that! I'm warn
Wrangler: My my, leadership 1 even if you already have a command ship, how confident!
Customer: ...
Wrangler holds finger over keyboard: "Anything else sir?"
Customer: No. I'm good. Could we have the server online? Please?
Wrangler: It'll be up when it's up.
Customer: Bu
Wrangler: Electronics 1...?
Customer: I'll go...

*ding ding*

Eris: You done with my account yer?
Wrangler: Yup, but the server ain't up yet, so, i'll just pop out for a while.

Kakanur
Amarr
Exanimo Inc
The Smurfs Alliance
Posted - 2008.09.02 18:16:00 - [149]
 

Originally by: Sheriff Jones
*ding ding*

Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: The server ain't up!
Wrangler: I have this strange sense of deja vu...
Customer: It WAS supposed to be up ages ago!
Wrangler: What's the problem?
Customer: Look, i had a skill, it was supposed to finish right on time, but now the server is down still!
Wrangler: Right! *taps something on computer* Done.
Customer: What?
Wrangler: Your skill, it's done.
Customer: It WAS done!
Wrangler: Oh, well, what's the problem then?
Customer: Well i need to put a NEW skill!
Wrangler: Aaah, no worries sir! *taps more on the computer, does a little chacha and presses enter* Done!
Customer: WHAT?!
Wrangler: You are now the proud trainer of Negotiation 1!
Customer: Negotiation 1!! I don't even mission!
Wrangler: You should.
Customer: Why on earth?!
Wrangler: Well kinda pointless to train negotiation 1 if you're not gonna mission. Pfft.
Customer: But i wasn't!
Wrangler: It's right here on the screen, flashing little cube, negotiation 1.
Customer: But YOU changed it!
Wrangler: Pish posh, technicalities and semantics.
Customer: Look. I want you to change that skill to something useful!
Wrangler: Right-o, customer is always right, mhm! *salutes and taps on computer*
Customer: ...
Wrangler: It's done. You can relax.
Customer: I doubt it. What did you do?
Wrangler: Changed your skill to something VERY useful.
Customer: What is it?
Wrangler: Spaceship command 1 sir.
Customer: ...i already had spaceship command 5...
Wrangler: Ah, well, then...oops?
Customer: OOPS?!
Wrangler: Well, i can't change it back now 'cause that would mean upgrading your skills to a higher level and we have rules against that sort of behaviour.
Customer: Wh...h....but you downgraded me!!
Wrangler: We have no rules to stop that sir.
Customer: Look you fix this now or i'll
Wrangler: Well look at that *taps away* you're learning mining 1 too.
Customer: Hey! Stop that! I'm warn
Wrangler: My my, leadership 1 even if you already have a command ship, how confident!
Customer: ...
Wrangler holds finger over keyboard: "Anything else sir?"
Customer: No. I'm good. Could we have the server online? Please?
Wrangler: It'll be up when it's up.
Customer: Bu
Wrangler: Electronics 1...?
Customer: I'll go...

*ding ding*

Eris: You done with my account yer?
Wrangler: Yup, but the server ain't up yet, so, i'll just pop out for a while.


Lmao, awesome Very HappyVery Happy

Barry O'mass
Fallen Nova
FREELANCER ALLIANCE
Posted - 2008.09.02 18:50:00 - [150]
 

Edited by: Barry O''mass on 02/09/2008 18:51:45
don't know why but they made me think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbvCRkl_4U

good work :P


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