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Dave Tehsulei
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.08.03 00:15:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Dave Tehsulei on 01/02/2009 23:57:34
Edited by: Dave Tehsulei on 16/01/2009 01:49:43
Edited by: Dave Tehsulei on 26/12/2008 14:49:50
Atomic Battle Penguins


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Atomic Battle Penguins are available for hire. we are a highly skilled and highly motivated PVP force and your can hire us to do your laundry.

In the last 11 months we have removed in excess of 5500 ships totalling nearly 200 billion in ISK destroyed. All past contracts have been completed to our clients satisfaction. If you are looking for a mercenary unit who's bite is bigger than their bark look no further. Our killboard with details about past campaigns and contracts can be found here.

We offer performance based pricing, so if we don't kill, you don't pay.

Past contracts:
Chaos From Order
Ultima Rati0
Grail Seekers
NQX innovations
Terran Alliance
The Giant Secure Container
Tau Ceti Federation
Red Alliance
Solar Fleet
StormFront JUNTA
The 5th Freedom
Goonswarm
Razor
Morsus Mihi
Tau Ceti Federation

Our history also includes successful campaigns against other mercenary outfits of new eden such as chaos from Order, REPO, Seige, Mournival and Privateers.

For contract pricing and discussion please contact myself or Albert Gibson or Ricky Baby in game, or join our Public Channel for a chat "ABP - Global".

coldplasma
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2008.08.03 00:18:00 - [2]
 

merc threads driving me up the wall

Joe Starbreaker
M. Corp
Posted - 2008.08.03 00:19:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: coldplasma
merc threads driving me up the wall

Right. They should just war-deck people first and ask for money later. It's more likely to be successful and you can get started quicker.

revilot
Ministry of Destruction
SCUM.
Posted - 2008.08.03 00:32:00 - [4]
 

I'll vouch for these guys. They appear to know their ****. There are so many garbage merc corps around now...if I was going to hire mercs I'd consider ABP for sure.

kublai
Guillotine Therapy
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2008.08.03 00:50:00 - [5]
 

Kublai signing in to **** all over a merc thread!

Oh wait, it's Dave, Dave ****ing rocks, Atomic Battle Penguins are what mercs SHOULD be.

I actually hired them myself a short while ago and the buggers went and caused billions of isk in pain for a very reasonable price.

This is what you call a -proper- merc corp, bloody good chaps, they'll make minced meat out of any enemy, K:D ratio up the roof, SP out the ass, expirience coming out of their ears etc, aaah, it's so nice to have a worth while merc thread for once, isn't it? :)

Kirra Liu
Serenity Rising.
Posted - 2008.08.03 04:29:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: kublai
Kublai signing in to **** all over a merc thread!

Oh wait, it's Dave, Dave ****ing rocks, Atomic Battle Penguins are what mercs SHOULD be.

I actually hired them myself a short while ago and the buggers went and caused billions of isk in pain for a very reasonable price.

This is what you call a -proper- merc corp, bloody good chaps, they'll make minced meat out of any enemy, K:D ratio up the roof, SP out the ass, expirience coming out of their ears etc, aaah, it's so nice to have a worth while merc thread for once, isn't it? :)


How much are they paying you? I can give good support also for a small fee.

Marlenus
Ironfleet Towing And Salvage
Posted - 2008.08.03 06:20:00 - [7]
 

When these guys came to Caldari high sec as part of the Gallente militia, they brought some major pain with them. I'm not saying I'd want my daughter to date one, but when I saw this thread my first thought was "Hey, I wonder if I could afford to hire them to {execute unspecified nefarious scheme} for me?"

Ceyna Lakise
Aliastra
Posted - 2008.08.03 07:19:00 - [8]
 

Seen proof of Dave's abilities with my own eyes, and he rocks...

I wuv joo 4 ur videosEmbarassed

kublai
Guillotine Therapy
Rooks and Kings
Posted - 2008.08.03 08:10:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by: kublai
Kublai signing in to **** all over a merc thread!

Oh wait, it's Dave, Dave ****ing rocks, Atomic Battle Penguins are what mercs SHOULD be.

I actually hired them myself a short while ago and the buggers went and caused billions of isk in pain for a very reasonable price.

This is what you call a -proper- merc corp, bloody good chaps, they'll make minced meat out of any enemy, K:D ratio up the roof, SP out the ass, expirience coming out of their ears etc, aaah, it's so nice to have a worth while merc thread for once, isn't it? :)


How much are they paying you? I can give good support also for a small fee.


Actually i'm waiting for them to calculate my bill to them :)

I'll pay it with a smile too (it's not like i'm using my own money anyway but well you know what I mean).

The PitBoss
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2008.08.03 08:16:00 - [10]
 

Be Nice folks ... these guys aren't your typical 'merc of the week' ...

They've MORE then been around the block ...

You hire them .. they WILL bring it ... PROPS to them



Noobjuice
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.08.03 10:20:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Noobjuice on 03/08/2008 10:21:20
Atomic Battle Penguins, the only corp in eve pound for pound as good as Omniscient Order.

Vandamsel
Gallente
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.08.05 04:47:00 - [12]
 

<3 ABP, they know their sh*tSmile

White Chasm
Caldari
Carebear Group of Bishkek
ROL.Citizens
Posted - 2008.08.05 04:58:00 - [13]
 

Don't know these guys, but I love the corp name! Razz

GL!

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.08.05 05:03:00 - [14]
 

With a corp name like that I would definately hire these guys

Don ZOLA
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.08.05 07:51:00 - [15]
 

one of rare proper mercs corps, they know their job. and since we are on vacation atm, Dave is your man if you need mercs :)

Alfred AngloSaxon
LEGI0N
Posted - 2008.08.06 11:07:00 - [16]
 

i just love cookies. ;p bumpish

Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2008.08.06 11:20:00 - [17]
 

ABP are my heroes, and the only respected, quality mercs I know of after the whole Tortuga-MC thingy. Go give them your iskies.

Dave Tehsulei
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.08.15 11:07:00 - [18]
 

Just finished our first couple contracts, we're once again looking for new and interesting people to kill.

maarud
The Scope
Posted - 2008.08.15 11:12:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Dave Tehsulei
Just finished our first couple contracts, we're once again looking for new and interesting people to kill.


Maybe you should use this time out to make a new video... slacker!

Zaphod Jones
Minmatar
The Real OC
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2008.08.15 11:21:00 - [20]
 

Dave, does eXtas ever say anything in corp chat ? we cant get him to talk anywhere else.

eXtas is The Stig of Eve !

Pittsburgh2989
Drusus Tech Enterprises
Sylph Alliance
Posted - 2008.08.16 01:02:00 - [21]
 

convo me ingame, id like to talk to you bout possible job

ScoRpS
0utbreak
Outbreak.
Posted - 2008.08.16 01:44:00 - [22]
 

I endorse this product.

Hi Dave Cool

Clara Mismer
Minmatar
Gulfonodi Industries
Posted - 2008.08.16 02:01:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Noobjuice
Edited by: Noobjuice on 03/08/2008 10:21:20
Atomic Battle Penguins, the only corp in eve pound for pound as good as Omniscient Order.



Dang now that is an endorsement.

Pant Alones
The Hull Miners Union
Gentlemen's Club
Posted - 2008.08.16 10:35:00 - [24]
 

these guys are pro Very Happy

Leilani Solaris
0utbreak
Outbreak.
Posted - 2008.08.16 10:52:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Zaphod Jones
Dave, does eXtas ever say anything in corp chat ? we cant get him to talk anywhere else.

eXtas is The Stig of Eve !



He speaks sometimes Shocked

ArmyOfMe
Hysera.
Posted - 2008.08.16 11:54:00 - [26]
 

Edited by: ArmyOfMe on 16/08/2008 11:55:05
Originally by: Don ZOLA
one of rare proper mercs corps, they know their job. and since we are on vacation atm, Dave is your man if you need mercs :)

u spend to much time on the forums, and to little time ingame.


<3 abp

Lavraen
Animus Furandi
Posted - 2008.08.18 10:00:00 - [27]
 

These guys are hardcore!


Dave Tehsulei
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.08.20 23:03:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Zaphod Jones
Dave, does eXtas ever say anything in corp chat ? we cant get him to talk anywhere else.

eXtas is The Stig of Eve !



Pizza + beer and he'll sing for you on vent...

Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2008.08.20 23:37:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 20/08/2008 23:37:36
Came here expecting more thread ****ting and less positive comments.
That said, good luck!
But you seem to have a lot of supportive posts ITT, so I'm not sure you'll need it Razz

Kaleeb
0ne Percent.
Posted - 2008.08.21 13:16:00 - [30]
 

As noob says these guys are one of the best out there except Whisk who is like the black sheep errr I mean Penguin of the group Very Happy


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