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Garmon
The New Era
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Posted - 2008.07.02 08:57:00 - [1]
 

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Viqtoria
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:00:00 - [2]
 

good god

Jita Mistress
Forge Enterprises
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:01:00 - [3]
 

Lee Chanka's alt.

Vile rat
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:01:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Garmon
OK LaughingLaughing


i was roamin in STABBER fleet ISsue. i was enter endergrinelds EmbarassedWink

2 hulk on scannings Very ShockedSmileVery Happy

i warp and tolded wife Wink

wife was gots excite, i was do hulk make eject Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

hulk ejected Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

wife was very happy + i was happy for her, cos im good husband adn she do me hapy in bed lol WinkWinkWinkWink

anyway Exclamation

i was not be able fly hulk Cool Sad

so wife was do make trip to endergrinelds Twisted Evil cos she can fly hulk Wink

now let me tel u, she was tired of fly retriever , i thot this was preferect annivurasry gift, cos we been husband and wife faur 5 years. LaughingCool

so ofc i was pasionate bout this hulk. ShockedVery Happy

BUT THEN ******* 5 RATIO DECIDENDI GUYS WARPED IN AND ******* KILLED THE ******* HULK WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadMadMadMadMadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very MadMadMadMad

Tash (yendaj) went in tears... i WENT IN RAGE!!!! MadMadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very MadMadMad

I make private conviristaitiaosn with 1 of deir peeps Cool


Garmon > why u guuis killd my wfies hulk u *****!!!!!
dishonorable ***** > ***** YOU PIECE OF ******
Garmon > why ***** angry? ???? ???? ?? what me do oyou?????
dishonorable ***** > ***** YOU!!!!!!
Garmon > mark my words.....i will revenge...my name is GARMON....thats right remember the name GARMON
Garmon > I WARRIOR FOR WOMEN BELONG TO ME

then i close convirsiaitiasion. and go even angriers... Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadMadEvil or Very MadMad


I DOCK KUBINEN MadMadMad

i look up on blue sky... and den i look on byotiful tash Crying or Very sadSad

i relaise it is duty of me to REVENGE ON THESE ******* PIECES OF **** Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad

it is duty for husband to do this imo Cool

i strip my machiriel of modules Wink

I FIT 2 CENTUM A-TYPE ENERGIZED AND 2 HAKIM'S GYRO TO FLEET STABBER Very Happy

THESE ******* ****S ARNT GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MadMadMadMadMadMadMad

I UNDOCK Very HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery Happy

WARP BACK TO endergrinelds SurprisedSurprisedShockedShocked

i warp to planet vii... Wink

and wait..like posinious snake ready 4 battle and warriorhood... Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

...or like klingong warrior waitin for romulan warbird to decloak..... Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

in dis case bellicose.... was romulan warbird.... Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilEvil or Very Mad

I LOK ON TO ROMULAN WARBIRD AND GO POW POW POW YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!

den dey warpie techeie 2 vexor techeie 2 stabbir techeieeie 2 maler techeieieiie moa Rolling EyesRolling EyesRolling EyesRolling EyesRolling EyesRolling EyesRolling EyesRolling EyesRolling Eyes

... i screm DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! as techeie 2 bellicose die... Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

then i switch battle guns on techeie 2 stabbir and POWND HIM Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

PWNT ExclamationExclamationExclamationExclamationTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

and i was like "BAM BAM BAM BAM!!" Twisted EvilTwisted EvilMadMadTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

bud den i was make close to die Crying or Very sad

i was told wife i was willing to die for her Crying or Very sad

but she was say she happy on my warrior and she saided i better to battle on other time... Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

i was make warp 10% armoir... and i was screm " IM IN WARP!!!" CoolLaughingLaughingLaughing

den me + tash happy for revenged on em Very HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery Happy

BUT WE STILL WANT HULK Ratio Decidendi, IF YOU NOT GIVE HULK YOUR ON MY KOS LIST Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very MadMadMadMadMad


i was make record of dis battle WinkWink





This is the greatest post I've ever read.

Garmon
The New Era
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:03:00 - [5]
 

can wife getting donations 4 new hulk pliese? Rolling EyesRolling EyesRolling EyesRolling Eyes
yendaj is her name. Very HappyLaughingLaughing

O'Ran
Caldari
The Reformed
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:03:00 - [6]
 

holy crap...Laughing

Kraleak
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:04:00 - [7]
 

.Brain My

SunglassesInSpace
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:06:00 - [8]
 

This post is so awesome that I can't quote it properly.

Vanya Nenharma
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:07:00 - [9]
 

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FomkA
White Noise.
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:09:00 - [10]
 

Garmon is russian <3

Nathan Harrow
Caldari
NibbleTek
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:10:00 - [11]
 

my eyes are bleeding!!!

MenanceWhite
Amarr
Emi Raaf's Corporation
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:11:00 - [12]
 

Not as good as original El'tar pos thread

Gneeznow
Minmatar
Ship spinners inc
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:12:00 - [13]
 

I WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME Aawwwww yeaaaaaaa !

MineralOel Steuer
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:12:00 - [14]
 

nice post, would read again

shimmyckus
Minmatar
Blood Covenant
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:12:00 - [15]
 

Neutral
Next time while formating text dont forget to check 'strikethrough' option as well lol.

Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:13:00 - [16]
 

I am now officially gay for Garmon.

Prontifex
THE INTERNET.
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:13:00 - [17]
 

I love you.

Garmon
The New Era
C0NVICTED
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:13:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: shimmyckus
Neutral
Next time while formating text dont forget to check 'strikethrough' option as well lol.


******* U!! *********

Padovar Adandur
Gallente
Pink Fuzzy Bunnies of Death Destruction and Doom
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:14:00 - [19]
 

Best post on CAOD ever!

Definately worth some ISK.

Garmon
The New Era
C0NVICTED
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:14:00 - [20]
 

u make watch of battlemovie ok Rolling EyesSurprised

Severe Admin
Blind Industries
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:14:00 - [21]
 

166 emoticons, that is some impressive sh*t.

pass that to the left pls i would like to try sum. Shocked

Gneeznow
Minmatar
Ship spinners inc
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:19:00 - [22]
 

that was the greatest movie I ever watched

MinmatarCitizen 90242
THE INTERNET.
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:24:00 - [23]
 

I am in approval of this thread and its contents.

However, less bold/underline/italics?

Heptameron
Gallente
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:27:00 - [24]
 

I just can't stop laughin.... this post has made my day.

Now if i could just find a woman that got that excited over net spaceships and would put up with a hulk for a pressie life would be just purrrrfect :p

Garmon
The New Era
C0NVICTED
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:28:00 - [25]
 

pls rich alliance peeps send isk to "yendaj" i want wife be happy for new hulk Very Happy

R0ot
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:28:00 - [26]
 

best post/video combination! Twisted Evil

Molten Steel
Lone Star Joint Venture
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:31:00 - [27]
 

lulz post...

Losing Rapier + Vaga to Fleet Issue Stabber? MOAR laughs @ the piwates plz...

Garmon
The New Era
C0NVICTED
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:34:00 - [28]
 

wel they did got techei 2 vexor + maler + moa but i was maek close 2 die so i was not battle em Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very MadMad

Spyra Gryra
Cruoris Seraphim
Exalted.
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:38:00 - [29]
 

This is the best video/thread ever in the history of the internet.

Brmble
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2008.07.02 09:47:00 - [30]
 

:psypop:


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