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Auron Shadowbane
Pelennor Swarm
G00DFELLAS
Posted - 2008.06.30 15:40:00 - [31]
 

jumping into lowsec with cyno ship right into a drake and 2 onyx pirates

...

and survive a 10 min slowboat to gate @19m/s after a succesfull bump.

*love myrmidon tank*


ohh and lossing an AF to lwosec gateguns cause im sued to 0.0 O_o

FU22
The 8th Order
Posted - 2008.06.30 15:49:00 - [32]
 

quite a while ago:

Sitting in a low sec system ratting watching local like a hawk, look away from local fly over to a couple wrecks and in the brief 5 seconds i stop watching local a -6.6 Ishtar is on top and has already locked mwd'd over to me scrammed, webbed and released 5 x T2 beserkers on my poor little Omen Sad

Spectre3353
Gallente
Heavy Risk...
Posted - 2008.06.30 15:50:00 - [33]
 

Was traveling several jumps in my pod. Was told in corp chat NOT to go through Rancer. I was too lazy to plot a course around it so I went through Rancer anyhow. A gate camp and a couple smart bombs later and I wake up in the station.

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2008.06.30 16:41:00 - [34]
 

had had my nightmare for about a week at this time, deadspace tank amarr navy tachs ts heat sinks everything but the rigs were pimped out, started to to a mission and was kind of tired, fell asleap at the kb.....woke up in a pod

Caztor Pollux
Genos Occidere
Posted - 2008.06.30 16:45:00 - [35]
 

I had one of those DOH!! moments when I was doing a mission in a Cerb with a remote repper raven by my side.
I took on the mob and had to warp out when I aggreed the whole lot of them (DOH!!)
Then we warped back in and tried again I aggressed the whole lot again (DOH DOH!!)but his time i had forgot to switch my mods on, bye bye lovely Cerb (DOH, DOH *******s DOH!!)

Never again

Bryg Philomena
Don't Taze Me Bro
Posted - 2008.06.30 16:50:00 - [36]
 

I thought that the lofty was fixed, then used it, and a minor variation to kill 2 cnrs with about 3 hours of semi afk work.

Leviathan9
Gallente
Royal Hiigaran Navy
South Pole Dancers
Posted - 2008.06.30 19:01:00 - [37]
 

Corpie - "Guys guys! Enemy carrier is here!! Cyno up!!"
*i jump to corpie*
Me - "Dude, hes freaking 100km off.. ffs.. epic fail"
Corpie 2 - "lolz! fail.."

We got the carrier in the end. Was epic lols.

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.06.30 19:10:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Mia 04271991
Edited by: Mia 04271991 on 30/06/2008 09:46:26
Originally by: Xzar Fyrarr
Have any of you have those moments where your corp members just shout out "FAIL" and/or oops... and/or omg...
If so, where they a good moment or a bad moment?
The idea of posting a topic like this dawned on me when one of my friend had a Embarassed moment today Wink





And like all things being discussed in EVE, it will eventually switch the focus to 'me' instead of the subject.
Why?
- because people can't read?
- that people're so full of themselves
- that ADBSD (attention deficit but self disorder) is common amoung EVE players?
- being ignored too much(either irl or ingame) and all you can think about is 'look at me me me! see what i have to say plzz"

This post is about your CORPIES NOT you, show a little respect to the OP S, even if it's reek of fail and 'w.t.f!?"
When MY corp members shout out "FAIL!" it's normally me that did the failing. So telling you about myself failing is actually within what the OP asked for...

And you fail. /points and laughs Rolling Eyes

Papa Boats
Northstar Cabal
Posted - 2008.06.30 19:59:00 - [39]
 

Well I day a friend asks if anyone wanted to help him run the blockaid mission with him for some fun in a 0.5 system. He was going to tank and the rest were to just be around shoting DED to let out thukker bretheren smuggle in relative peace after it was all done. I show up to the party with a fleet fitted Ferox one of my favorite ships. All is going well the DED battleships are dieing relativly slowly high resists across the board really annoy me but oh well. The 4th wave is there and i am remote repping the Machariel that is killing all the battleships. I lock and go to start killing the final battleship in the pack having just come into range. Target Lock Fire.

OMG WTF did I just do. I type into fleet "opps" right as the concord fleet shows up to kill me. I shot the mach instead of the DED and he was in a different corp. That was the end of my night missioning.YARRRR!!

Bryg Philomena
Don't Taze Me Bro
Posted - 2008.06.30 21:44:00 - [40]
 

well the latest fails are that requiem lost a titan, and chaos incarnate lost 2 motherships and about 5 carriers.

In old news, Cyvok logged off with aggro and had an epic fail.

Shiodome
Caldari
ZER0.
ERROR.
Posted - 2008.06.30 21:47:00 - [41]
 

while in a FW gang recently, very late at night (about 5am Embarassed), am barely paying attention anymore as nothing has happened for ages... until a CVA t2 frig of some kind appears (malediction possily). As CVA being an alliance can't join FW, they're not a wartarget for the minmatar militia gang i'm in... so this CVA frig orbits the gang knowing if we shoot we'll take gate fire (us being in frigs etc, this is bad), and he can just warp off/jump.

My corp has CVA set with negative standings (red), so while everyone else is ignoring the frig, my half awake brain see's [RED], and deduces 'RED = BAD, KILL'... i decide to target him, to see if he bugs out. But i'd forgotten my weapons/scram were already primed. so once locked i opened fire on him (from 30km... not the 'ideal' range for small pulse w/multifrequency Laughing). very shortly after i'm in a pod.

Of course on voice comms i tried to bluff my way out with 'oh it's ok, i meant to do that... i'm tired and couldn't be bothered flying home. so killed myself for the pod express'. on top of it being a feeble bluff, to work i needed someone to pod me, and the FC (quite rightly) forbade it, saying he didn't want anyone getting 30sec aggression timer with the gate while in hostile space. So i flew home in my pod like a proper little spastic. Crying or Very sad

Still too embaressed to log in and join another gang, as this is only about an hour after i spent time in corp-chat laughing at the militia noobs for being clueless.

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.06.30 21:48:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Bryg Philomena
In old news, Cyvok logged off with aggro and had an epic fail.
That's really old news Very Happy

Commander Thrawn
M. Corp
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2008.06.30 22:10:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Spectre3353
Was traveling several jumps in my pod. Was told in corp chat NOT to go through Rancer. I was too lazy to plot a course around it so I went through Rancer anyhow. A gate camp and a couple smart bombs later and I wake up in the station.


you're welcome YARRRR!!

Garth Delladandra
Caldari
Wrecking Shots
Posted - 2008.07.01 03:29:00 - [44]
 

Well, I had a fun night, the other night. A 20 man(or so) group of neutrals came into a 0.0 that they didn't belong in. About 10 of the ships were nano vagas. I was in a pve fit drake raising my security status so I could return to empire, when I decided to join in some alliance fleet fun. I docked in a station, and quickly fit some random resists I had in a warehouse. Undocking, I proceeded to lock all 7 of my heavy launchers on to the nearest vagabond. Unfortunately for him, my missiles were hitting his ship for fairly good damage. Soon, his fleet realized he was about to die and 2 T2 Blackbirds began jamming me from 150km away. Funny enough, I got off one volley as the nanovaga's shields went down, and I watched as he exploded without me having a lock. The blackbirds continued jamming me for a while until another high priority target presented itself. As soon as they stopped jamming cycles another nanovaga began to take large damage from me. They resumed jamming, much faster this time, and also proceeded to call much of the fleet to attack me. Luckily, they saved my ship with their jamming cycles, as at 23 percent shields left, my aggression was up since I was jammed, and I was able to dock.

Hooray for a 300 mil ship kill, and the enemy saving my ship ugh

Greckor Monmouth
CAD Inc.
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2008.07.01 04:13:00 - [45]
 

Edited by: Greckor Monmouth on 01/07/2008 04:13:07
i once lost an unfit bs to guns outside the station Embarassed

didnt realize i had global, and i got bumped by a corpmate...

Tamoko
Damage Unlimited Inc
Posted - 2008.07.01 11:57:00 - [46]
 

Edited by: Tamoko on 01/07/2008 11:57:29
A long time ago, I bought my very first battleship: a fully T1 fitted Armageddon, in Jita. I then went over to Motsu to try out a Level 4 in it.

A few days prior, I had split my two characters up into separate corps (I think one was in my player corp, and another was in an NPC corp or some such...)

While my salvage alt worked, I accidently pewed him with a beam laser. Not an hour after getting my very first battleship, CONCORD wtfPwned it ;_;. That was my "FAIL" moment of Eve.

Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Posted - 2008.07.01 15:42:00 - [47]
 

oh i remember another one, after a night of pirating in my missile rigged manticore and +4 set of implants and 3 5% hardwirings....i logged off with agro and you can guess what happened Laughing

Xaeon
Invicta.
Posted - 2008.07.01 18:02:00 - [48]
 

Leading a gang 30 jumps in the wrong direction because I forgot to reset my destination back to the target system Embarassed

Emily Spankratchet
Minmatar
Pragmatics
Posted - 2008.07.01 20:26:00 - [49]
 

Engaging with ammo in the guns but none in the hold, because I'd been futzing around cleaning cruft out of the hold.

Far too often for it to be funny any more Sad And still I always assume it's lag or a bug until the realisation dawns... Embarassed

Pyro Ninja
Gallente
Viral Industry
Posted - 2008.07.01 20:29:00 - [50]
 

After getting my first two pirate kills (not thinking they just changed where pirates cant go in hi sec after being bad ) and go through a .8 system and wounder why i was killed by concord YARRRR!!

Ezixl
Posted - 2008.07.01 20:37:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: Xaeon
Leading a gang 30 jumps in the wrong direction because I forgot to reset my destination back to the target system Embarassed

wins xD

ceyriot
Munition Delivery Services
Posted - 2008.07.01 21:30:00 - [52]
 

Not a fail, more of a OMG...

I was can flipping in Haduango (or somewhere, .9 in minnie space) in a Rifter. I also had one of my corpmates tagging along to watch the fireworks.Anyway, I Came across a mining op with 2 Procurers, Hoarder an Osprey and a Rifter. All mining. They had unanchored GSC's out with no password on them (wtf...?). So I flip all 3 of them, and the Rifter engages almost immediately.

Just about instapopped...I had Hail, NOS and the guy had 2 civilian shield boosters for a tank. The Hoarder and pod warp off to the station, Pod comes back in a Reaper, Hoarder comes back in a Stabber - now its 2 cruisers vrs 1 rifter...But seeing as how badly fitted the Rifter was, I blew up the Reaper in their faces to see what they would do - Stabber engaged....and fires no missiles, so I just zip around him with my AB on and he misses every single shot
. Osprey engaged as well, was firing rockets at me, so I figured I could take out the Stabber if I stayed out of rocket range....NOS, scram, engage stabber, web Osprey. Couple minutes later, dead stabber, now its the Ospreys turn. Same thing, dead osprey. Now there was 4 wrecks in the belt, 3 pods, and one of my corpmates going "OMGOMGOMG" in corp chat.

tl:dr - bbq'd a Stabber, Rifter, Osprey and Reaper in a Rifter

Captain Bringdown
Minmatar
Rage Against the Answering Machine
Posted - 2008.07.01 22:12:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: ceyriot
Not a fail, more of a OMG...

I was can flipping in Haduango (or somewhere, .9 in minnie space) in a Rifter. I also had one of my corpmates tagging along to watch the fireworks.Anyway, I Came across a mining op with 2 Procurers, Hoarder an Osprey and a Rifter. All mining. They had unanchored GSC's out with no password on them (wtf...?). So I flip all 3 of them, and the Rifter engages almost immediately.

Just about instapopped...I had Hail, NOS and the guy had 2 civilian shield boosters for a tank. The Hoarder and pod warp off to the station, Pod comes back in a Reaper, Hoarder comes back in a Stabber - now its 2 cruisers vrs 1 rifter...But seeing as how badly fitted the Rifter was, I blew up the Reaper in their faces to see what they would do - Stabber engaged....and fires no missiles, so I just zip around him with my AB on and he misses every single shot
. Osprey engaged as well, was firing rockets at me, so I figured I could take out the Stabber if I stayed out of rocket range....NOS, scram, engage stabber, web Osprey. Couple minutes later, dead stabber, now its the Ospreys turn. Same thing, dead osprey. Now there was 4 wrecks in the belt, 3 pods, and one of my corpmates going "OMGOMGOMG" in corp chat.

tl:dr - bbq'd a Stabber, Rifter, Osprey and Reaper in a Rifter


a Reaper is not a cruiser Wink

ArwenUndomiel
Unicorn Deep Space
AAA Citizens
Posted - 2008.07.01 22:32:00 - [54]
 

hmm too many to list but here is my most recent:

We started FW and moved to Black Rise and I start running around the systems to check it out. Just got my rigged Nano-Zealot up and running and jumped in to a highsec system....Highsec PWNS -10 sec status. Yep Nubbins for not checking the map.


SkyFlyer
Caldari
Loyal Order Of Bacchus
Celestial Tribesmen
Posted - 2008.07.01 23:30:00 - [55]
 

Edited by: SkyFlyer on 01/07/2008 23:29:50
i had a fail moment just today jumping into 0.0 and attacking a manticore and dying to it lol in an arbitrator lol

Kirra Liu
Serenity Rising.
Posted - 2008.07.01 23:31:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: SkyFlyer
Edited by: SkyFlyer on 01/07/2008 23:29:50
i had a fail moment just today jumping into 0.0 and attacking a manticore and dying to it lol in an arbitrator lol


Slight chance this has been said before, but anyway, here goes,

OMG Your FaceNeutral

SkyFlyer
Caldari
Loyal Order Of Bacchus
Celestial Tribesmen
Posted - 2008.07.01 23:37:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by: SkyFlyer
Edited by: SkyFlyer on 01/07/2008 23:29:50
i had a fail moment just today jumping into 0.0 and attacking a manticore and dying to it lol in an arbitrator lol


Slight chance this has been said before, but anyway, here goes,

OMG Your FaceNeutral



Omg a CCP fail moment SmileSmile they still didnt fix it yay for no face!!Very HappyVery Happy

Twigsta
Interstellar Corporation of Exploration
Posted - 2008.07.02 03:27:00 - [58]
 

A few months ago, when I was with IAC, I was ratting in my megathron. Sniper fit with no armor rep, since I was lazy. I was also using heavy drones.
It works pretty well, until I let one frigate slip past me. Of course, I just HAD to let the one with the warp jammer come close.
So, I'm jammed. I sick the heavies on the frigate, but they can't hit him.
I watch, as it slowly eats through my shields, as I hope for my heavy drones to start landing hits. Going into armor now.
80% armor.
"Should I call for help? No. I can kill them on my own. They'll start hitting the frigate."
70% armor.
"Well. ****. And my friend just logged."
60% armor.
"Dammit, I'm not going to put up my killmail saying that my Megathron was killed by a ****ing frigate."
local chat: Er... Can someone give me a hand? I need help killing a frigate that's got me jammed in belt V-1
You need help killing a frigate? what are you flying?
...a megathron.
So shoot it?
I can't. I've been ratting with a sniper setup.
WTF? set your drones on it then!
I'm using heavies.
... Coming....

I was at 10% armor by the time his destroyer arrived to save the day. Many lulz were had in corp chat.

Leelo Atriedes
Amarr
TransGalactic Networks
Posted - 2008.07.02 06:57:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Ezixl
Originally by: Xaeon
Leading a gang 30 jumps in the wrong direction because I forgot to reset my destination back to the target system Embarassed

wins xD


+1

rValdez5987
Amarr
Imperial Guard.
Posted - 2008.07.02 07:03:00 - [60]
 

engaging a vagabond in an arbitrator.... trying to get away (lol) and a falcon decloaks and permajams me.

FAIL.


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