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Khanto Thor
Amarr
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2008.06.25 15:11:00 - [31]
 

Try MWD, WCS & WTF

Krij
Posted - 2008.06.25 15:22:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
I was out pirating last night in my stabber after an extended leave of absence from eve. Thought I would hop into a few gallente low sec systems. I hopped into a belt after i scanned down a kestrel and caracal when ALL of SUDDEN a fleet issue stabber came in and WTFpznwered me! It was going maybe 3-4 times faster at topspeed than I can FLY! AND i had a t2 afterburner equipped, which is the best you can get!
is this what you guys are talking about when u say nano and what is a nano module. OVERPOWERED IMO


I was in scythe same, fleet issue scythe came from out there and was the killer of me dead. I scanned down asteroid and gave it some delicious wubbins. He had underpant on outside ship with red cape tied to rear fin and smashed me up good! I had tea towel cape which is best you can get from supermarket but he still beat me with xrays in his eye. This what all you talk bout the super ship.

WTF OVERPOWERED.

Nerf all I not fly and gief me all!!!!!111eleventy!!!!11

Tenuo
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.06.25 15:28:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Krij
Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
I was out pirating last night in my stabber after an extended leave of absence from eve. Thought I would hop into a few gallente low sec systems. I hopped into a belt after i scanned down a kestrel and caracal when ALL of SUDDEN a fleet issue stabber came in and WTFpznwered me! It was going maybe 3-4 times faster at topspeed than I can FLY! AND i had a t2 afterburner equipped, which is the best you can get!
is this what you guys are talking about when u say nano and what is a nano module. OVERPOWERED IMO


I was in scythe same, fleet issue scythe came from out there and was the killer of me dead. I scanned down asteroid and gave it some delicious wubbins. He had underpant on outside ship with red cape tied to rear fin and smashed me up good! I had tea towel cape which is best you can get from supermarket but he still beat me with xrays in his eye. This what all you talk bout the super ship.

WTF OVERPOWERED.

Nerf all I not fly and gief me all!!!!!111eleventy!!!!11


Laughing

Borat Sangdiev
Posted - 2008.06.25 15:33:00 - [34]
 

ok so i will be trying the suggestions here. I will put two afterburner t2 on my mids but will i have enough mids for shield tank then? And i should put mwd but what about SIGNATURE PENALTY fyi if that is nano with mwd that is crap.

Borat Sangdiev
Posted - 2008.06.25 15:44:00 - [35]
 

no i will not put on WCS because it will not let me shoot for or lock stuff for like minutes.

Yiv
Posted - 2008.06.25 15:50:00 - [36]
 

I hear you can make a stabber go faster if you wear boxer shorts on your head and play naked.

Squirrrel
Gallente
Squirrrel Industries
Posted - 2008.06.25 15:55:00 - [37]
 

Rolling Eyes

Borat Sangdiev
Posted - 2008.06.25 16:38:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Yiv
I hear you can make a stabber go faster if you wear boxer shorts on your head and play naked.


that is one stupid thing i ever heared

MirrorGod
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.06.25 16:45:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: Krij
Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
I was out pirating last night in my stabber after an extended leave of absence from eve. Thought I would hop into a few gallente low sec systems. I hopped into a belt after i scanned down a kestrel and caracal when ALL of SUDDEN a fleet issue stabber came in and WTFpznwered me! It was going maybe 3-4 times faster at topspeed than I can FLY! AND i had a t2 afterburner equipped, which is the best you can get!
is this what you guys are talking about when u say nano and what is a nano module. OVERPOWERED IMO


I was in scythe same, fleet issue scythe came from out there and was the killer of me dead. I scanned down asteroid and gave it some delicious wubbins. He had underpant on outside ship with red cape tied to rear fin and smashed me up good! I had tea towel cape which is best you can get from supermarket but he still beat me with xrays in his eye. This what all you talk bout the super ship.

WTF OVERPOWERED.

Nerf all I not fly and gief me all!!!!!111eleventy!!!!11


PRAISE GARMON OUR LOARD AND SAVIUR!!!

General Hawke
Random Selection.
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2008.06.25 17:07:00 - [40]
 

Edited by: General Hawke on 25/06/2008 17:08:59
Originally by: MirrorGod
Originally by: Krij
Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
I was out pirating last night in my stabber after an extended leave of absence from eve. Thought I would hop into a few gallente low sec systems. I hopped into a belt after i scanned down a kestrel and caracal when ALL of SUDDEN a fleet issue stabber came in and WTFpznwered me! It was going maybe 3-4 times faster at topspeed than I can FLY! AND i had a t2 afterburner equipped, which is the best you can get!
is this what you guys are talking about when u say nano and what is a nano module. OVERPOWERED IMO


I was in scythe same, fleet issue scythe came from out there and was the killer of me dead. I scanned down asteroid and gave it some delicious wubbins. He had underpant on outside ship with red cape tied to rear fin and smashed me up good! I had tea towel cape which is best you can get from supermarket but he still beat me with xrays in his eye. This what all you talk bout the super ship.

WTF OVERPOWERED.

Nerf all I not fly and gief me all!!!!!111eleventy!!!!11


PRAISE GARMON OUR LOARD AND SAVIUR!!!


I am, just you wait.

I also put boxes on head and sit nakked! Doesn't try work...

Battleclash
Posted - 2008.06.25 19:55:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: General Hawke
Edited by: General Hawke on 25/06/2008 17:08:59
Originally by: MirrorGod
Originally by: Krij
Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
I was out pirating last night in my stabber after an extended leave of absence from eve. Thought I would hop into a few gallente low sec systems. I hopped into a belt after i scanned down a kestrel and caracal when ALL of SUDDEN a fleet issue stabber came in and WTFpznwered me! It was going maybe 3-4 times faster at topspeed than I can FLY! AND i had a t2 afterburner equipped, which is the best you can get!
is this what you guys are talking about when u say nano and what is a nano module. OVERPOWERED IMO


I was in scythe same, fleet issue scythe came from out there and was the killer of me dead. I scanned down asteroid and gave it some delicious wubbins. He had underpant on outside ship with red cape tied to rear fin and smashed me up good! I had tea towel cape which is best you can get from supermarket but he still beat me with xrays in his eye. This what all you talk bout the super ship.

WTF OVERPOWERED.

Nerf all I not fly and gief me all!!!!!111eleventy!!!!11


PRAISE GARMON OUR LOARD AND SAVIUR!!!


I am, just you wait.

I also put boxes on head and sit nakked! Doesn't try work...



Now you gotta make sure it's boxers and not briefs. Also the thread quality of said boxers is taken into account i.e. silk or cotton for determining comfortability.

General Hawke
Random Selection.
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2008.06.25 21:51:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Battleclash
Originally by: General Hawke
Edited by: General Hawke on 25/06/2008 17:08:59
Originally by: MirrorGod
Originally by: Krij
Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
I was out pirating last night in my stabber after an extended leave of absence from eve. Thought I would hop into a few gallente low sec systems. I hopped into a belt after i scanned down a kestrel and caracal when ALL of SUDDEN a fleet issue stabber came in and WTFpznwered me! It was going maybe 3-4 times faster at topspeed than I can FLY! AND i had a t2 afterburner equipped, which is the best you can get!
is this what you guys are talking about when u say nano and what is a nano module. OVERPOWERED IMO


I was in scythe same, fleet issue scythe came from out there and was the killer of me dead. I scanned down asteroid and gave it some delicious wubbins. He had underpant on outside ship with red cape tied to rear fin and smashed me up good! I had tea towel cape which is best you can get from supermarket but he still beat me with xrays in his eye. This what all you talk bout the super ship.

WTF OVERPOWERED.

Nerf all I not fly and gief me all!!!!!111eleventy!!!!11


PRAISE GARMON OUR LOARD AND SAVIUR!!!


I am, just you wait.

I also put boxes on head and sit nakked! Doesn't try work...



Now you gotta make sure it's boxers and not briefs. Also the thread quality of said boxers is taken into account i.e. silk or cotton for determining comfortability.



Crap boxers? I got boxes. In me countre tha don't not allow under roos. Well time to enjoy sitting naked anyways, much cooler.

L337hax0r Altposter
Posted - 2008.06.26 08:36:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
ok so i will be trying the suggestions here. I will put two afterburner t2 on my mids but will i have enough mids for shield tank then? And i should put mwd but what about SIGNATURE PENALTY fyi if that is nano with mwd that is crap.


First off, putting 2 AB's does you no good, there used to be time when you could fit several MWD's on a ship and make it go like 0.25 AU/second, but those times are long gone, you can only have either 1 active MWD or 1 active AB.

If you wish to go fast, you need MWD, and with decent skills and tech2 stuff, your speed boost from the MWD is greater than the sig radius penalty, with level 5 skills, tech2 MWD will give you +687.5% speed, and +500% sig radius, and the speed is further increased with nanofibers, overdrives and propulsion rigs (most commonly the overpriced polycarbon engine housings)

Gartel Reiman
The Athiest Syndicate
Advocated Destruction
Posted - 2008.06.26 13:10:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: L337hax0r Altposter
If you wish to go fast, you need MWD


But wait - didn't you hear:
Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
what about SIGNATURE PENALTY fyi if that is nano with mwd that is crap.


Yes, what about the SIGNATURE PENALTY?! Won't someone please think of the children?! Laughing

Akira Kasava
Ministry of War
Posted - 2008.06.26 16:50:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
Originally by: Yiv
I hear you can make a stabber go faster if you wear boxer shorts on your head and play naked.


that is one stupid thing i ever heared


pure irony when reading the rest of this thread

Borat Sangdiev
Posted - 2008.06.26 17:39:00 - [46]
 

forget it with mi skill i can fly hurricane it goes faster anyway and i have more dps if i use missiles so i will use it. can also use it for mining ops not so good for stabber because of limited hi slots.

Kage Toshimado
The Logistical Nightmare
Posted - 2008.06.26 17:47:00 - [47]
 


This has to be Garmon. Laughing

Don't forget to fit a tractor beam in one of those high slots, you can pull yourself along the system faster by locking onto objects in space and pull yourself towards them.

Borat Sangdiev
Posted - 2008.06.26 17:54:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Kage Toshimado

This has to be Garmon. Laughing

Don't forget to fit a tractor beam in one of those high slots, you can pull yourself along the system faster by locking onto objects in space and pull yourself towards them.


This is stupid thing i ever heared, i do that if i flying spiderman spaceship but man i am minmatar if u look u will see! open eyes!

Zirconium Blade
Ass Pounding Space Monkeys
Posted - 2008.06.26 18:40:00 - [49]
 

I only use my stabber on your mom.

Wind Ictiva
Delta Kappa Gamma
Posted - 2008.06.26 22:44:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: the member
Originally by: Hanso Sparxx
You will need to fit 2 T2 afterburners. 2xT2=nano.
and 2 paddles....


in an otherwise funny thread, this post winsVery Happy


Rick Rothsar
Ghosts of Ragnarok
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2008.06.27 07:28:00 - [51]
 

the goggles do nothing!!

Borat Sangdiev
Posted - 2008.06.27 18:46:00 - [52]
 

i amen't flying stabber anymore. pls close post.

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.06.27 20:25:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
i amen't flying stabber anymore. pls close post.
Can't figure it out? Check the ship setups forum. Wink

Blood Daemon
Gallente
We See Dead People
Posted - 2008.06.27 23:34:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: ArwenUndomiel
"t2 afterburner equipped, which is the best you can get!"


ROFL


LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Xzar Fyrarr
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
Posted - 2008.06.28 06:55:00 - [55]
 

I once... warped to a belt... to kill a rifter...
True story.
It had a t2 afterburner and I was all ShockedShockeddOOd thats overpowered, ima web you now kthnxbai, thnxforallthefish?

Hammerflail CEO
Hammerflail Industries
Posted - 2008.06.30 05:54:00 - [56]
 

Ahhhh, Borat Dongdiev, we are always on the lookout for any leet young shaver like yourself...you just reek of win

Borat Sangdiev
Posted - 2008.06.30 17:48:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Hammerflail CEO
Ahhhh, Borat Dongdiev, we are always on the lookout for any leet young shaver like yourself...you just reek of win


where i go for apply to you corp? i am young shaver.

techzer0
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2008.06.30 19:19:00 - [58]
 

Originally by: Xzar Fyrarr
I once... warped to a belt... to kill a rifter...
True story.
It had a t2 afterburner and I was all ShockedShockeddOOd thats overpowered, ima web you now kthnxbai, thnxforallthefish?
I killed a stabber with my rifter the other day. Poor guy turned off his MWD Very Happy

Vandamsel
Gallente
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.06.30 20:42:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: ArwenUndomiel
"t2 afterburner equipped, which is the best you can get!"


ROFL


this

CCP Mitnal


C C P
Posted - 2008.07.01 02:00:00 - [60]
 

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