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Vendrin
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2008.06.16 05:20:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Vendrin on 16/06/2008 05:20:46
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A non-descript Civire man appears on the screen, unshaven and in a warehouse worker's overalls. The view zooms out showing the Caldari driving a forklift through a busy warehouse and the sounds of the warehouse clamor out all else. The Caldari stops the forklift, parking in it next to a long line of other forklifts, and jumps out of the driver's seat. The view zooms out and pans to show him approaching other Caldari men around a large cooler, the other men wave and open up the cooler, one reaching down to toss a can from the cooler through the air towards the forklift driver. The view zooms in on the can flying through the air, and the can seems to stop for an instant in the air, Starsi, clearly shown, before motion resumes and the Civire catches the can, and opens it with the hiss of carbonation escaping, as all other sound of the warehouse falls silent. The view pans as the Civire tilts his head back and drinks in seeming silence.

The view rotates around him quickly, and when it zooms out, it shows the same man, but now in a Caldari Navy ensign's uniform still drinking. Sound resumes and as he puts down the can of Starsi, and the view zooms out, to show a mess hall filled with Civire, Deteis, Achura and even an Intaki or two, all eating, and most drinking from cans of Starsi. Suddenly, an alarm sounds, and a call for battle stations is broadcasted. The soldiers begin to move from their stations, jogging out of the mess hall. The view pans back to the non-descript Civire, he grabs his can and joins the other in moving to their station, taking one more drink as he does. The view rotates rapidly once more as the alarms fade to silence.

The rotation stops showing the Civire finishing off the can in a Captain's uniform. The view zooms out, and shows him to be standing in the center of a Caldari Navy Raven Battleship. The right side of his mouth curves up as he looks out through the view screen directly in front of him, showing a familiar planet through it.


"Tastes like revenge."


The view zooms out, showing the raven in its full glory directly in front of Caldari Prime, along with the rest of the Caldari Navy Taskforce orbiting Home.

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Drink Starsi!™ Tastes like Revenge.

Drink Starsi!™ is a wholly owned subsidiary of Tsurokigaarai and the APEX Conglomerate. All rights reserved.



Vendrin
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2008.06.16 05:21:00 - [2]
 

As CEO of the APEX Conglomerate, I’d like to take this time to assure all customers in this time of uncertainty that production of Starsi™, Starsi Light™, and Cherry Starsi™ continues at full pace, and I have even ordered an increase of production to meet growing demand.

For those who might have worries about their Starsi™ not being able to endure the rigors that many pilots face, I would like to remind you all what kind of technology each can possesses, developed by and for the Drink Starsi!™ corporation. Each of them is fitted with a mini gyro-pressurized magnetic opener, a fill level digital display, a full armored jacket and a micro-shielding content protector. I also take this time to suggest for only a few more isk, you may also order our premium cans, with their cooling cryo-chill processor: After all, revenge is best served cold.

Drink Starsi!™ Tastes like Revenge.

zoolkhan
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2008.06.16 15:40:00 - [3]
 

deck23 nightclub and bar 2 hours before offcial opening...

zoolkhan sitting with seliah behind the desk working on the orders to refill the bars stock
on various drinks..


"Too bad, i like this stuff ... he pressed a button and "Starsi" dissappeares from the elctronic list... but since this has now become a nationalistic symbol of the caldari, most of our guests will not drink it anymore. We have to find something else."

"Yeah boss, i start to worry about it as soon you pay me a salary"

"To be honest seliah, i am not sure if this marketing campaign is good for business.
Certainly it doesnt make ours easier - and it doesnt get you closer to a payrise just so you know it."


Jonny Damordred
Moira.
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2008.06.16 16:13:00 - [4]
 

I guess it's back to good, old fashioned, Quafe in the Stimulus break room. Poor Gorion's going to have withdrawls!

Cheers,
Jonny D.

Scagga Laebetrovo
Failure Assured
Posted - 2008.06.16 16:35:00 - [5]
 

I wonder how this would mix with Ataeni, Arnola fruit crush and other drinks we're more accustomed to...

Mei Dan
Caldari
Daisunoda
Posted - 2008.06.16 17:11:00 - [6]
 

Daisunoda Corporation fully endorses the Drink Starsi!™ product line by selling this brand exclusively in our corporate offices. Any individual with a sense of taste will know this product far outpaces Quafe in quality refreshment.

Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2008.06.16 17:18:00 - [7]
 

I really wish you wouldn't capitalize on recent events like this Mr. Latanis, but as we're on the same side here I won't try to stop you.

Vendrin
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2008.06.17 00:07:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Vendrin on 17/06/2008 00:16:05
Originally by: Jonny Damordred
I guess it's back to good, old fashioned, Quafe in the Stimulus break room. Poor Gorion's going to have withdrawls!

Cheers,
Jonny D.


That is of course you prerogative to poison you and your employees, but Starsi was originally formed as Caldari Brand, and I would not dream of deviating from that in respect to Ms. Jera. Starsi is a Caldari drink, which is no doubt why it tastes so refreshing and even Stimulating.

Bacchanalian
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2008.06.17 00:44:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Jonny Damordred
I guess it's back to good, old fashioned, Quafe in the Stimulus break room. Poor Gorion's going to have withdrawls!

Cheers,
Jonny D.


Oh please, he dips into the moonshine nearly as much as I do, even if it is complete crap.

Seriously, can we work on recruiting someone with a little more knowledge of distilling their own booze? I swear that that my various clones would be going blind from drinking that swill if not for the ocular implants I've got in all of them.

Tomahawk Bliss
Minmatar
Fates Assembly
The Final Stand.
Posted - 2008.06.17 01:45:00 - [10]
 

having been an original patron of Starsi (and Big Bang Burger for that matter) I should note the drink's fizzy-bubbly flavor does wonders for anyone who dares to dream beyond Quafe and Quafe-ultra.

Starsi, the Drink of the Future. Today.

may Jenna and Mort rest in peace knowing their efforts serve the state so well.


 

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