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 Ovek Gallente Blood Covenant Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2008.06.04 18:39:00 - [ 1]
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images."When youre down and troubled And you need a helping hand And nothing, whoa nothing is going right. Close your eyes and think of me And soon I will be there To brighten up even your darkest nights."A note we should all take into account in our loneliest moments, We thank you James Taylor. Now here at the Ludovico Technique we've decided that perhaps this year we've been rather naughty and thinking ahead we've realised perhaps santa won't be coming this year if we don't do anything to rectify it. So me, dailyhazard and my good freind Maxskywalker have decided that as top of the food chain, the men who bring in the bread and jesus' disciples that we will help YOU! Yes you heard it, we are going to give it all back to the community. Now have you ever felt a shudder on your shoulder at night? a creep on the floorboards? it's probably us, on the way out of your mommas room. Back on topic. We have decided that any young wipper snappers being picked on by big bad wolves (nubs) that we will protect you for FREE yes, there is no catch. A free war dec on any "griefers" who seem to be bothering people and rest assured we allow 100% success with more tactical knowledge and skill than pretty much all of those who play this game of fools. In order to apply to be a part of this glorious escalade and join the crew cruising down santa monica boulevard in a chevvy, smoking a cigar and ****ing some hot chicks. Eve-mail Ovek/Agent2 Holtze ingame now or join the channel "ludovico".terms and conditions apply. |
 Lana Torrin Brutor Tribe
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Posted - 2008.06.04 18:42:00 - [ 2]
If your really that bored then just fly around popping macros.. Its cheaper and does everyone a favor.. |
 Holy Lowlander Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate. |
Posted - 2008.06.04 18:58:00 - [ 3]
yeah but this way you'll get noobs to worship you ... and imagne how you could (ab)use a bunch of noobs  |
 Nexa Necis The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.06.04 21:44:00 - [ 4]
I nominate us to be your first good deed. Thank you. |
 YouEatedMyCookie Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.06.05 02:26:00 - [ 5]
You could give me a cookie to replace the one you eated... |
 Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE |
Posted - 2008.06.05 03:12:00 - [ 6]
Originally by: Nexa Necis I nominate us to be your first good deed. Thank you.
us for seconds! |
 Joe Starbreaker M. Corp |
Posted - 2008.06.05 04:32:00 - [ 7]
I command you to go into the South and rid the land of Evil. Return with your shield, or upon it. |
 Janet Marshall Caldari |
Posted - 2008.06.05 05:44:00 - [ 8]
i thought Daily left eve....he made a video....it was kinda emo. |
 Agent2 Holtze Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2008.06.05 09:14:00 - [ 9]
Lana Torrin
How can suiciding be cheaper??
Janet Marshall Very emo indeed, but thats how we like him ... |
 Kan3r Blaze Minmatar Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group |
Posted - 2008.06.05 15:27:00 - [ 10]
Well, we've been unable to take out a new merc contract due to all the defensive wars that seem to be coming our way...
Does that count?
(Oh, and we're NooBs...) |
 Ovek Gallente Blood Covenant Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2008.06.05 15:31:00 - [ 11]
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
Originally by: Nexa Necis I nominate us to be your first good deed. Thank you.
us for seconds!
How unfortunate, you seem to believe you can somehow compete with us? I'd laugh but it would be too cruel, you highly overestimate yourselves and i would expect nothing less from dribbling fools. Our offer is good for anyone seeking help, "real" help. It's necessary seeing as there are so many pathetic "merc" corps around that aren't capable of taking on any kind of valuable contract(pun intended to those posting in this thread). |
 M'ing Pai The Jagged Edge |
Posted - 2008.06.05 16:02:00 - [ 12]
Originally by: Ovek
How unfortunate, you seem to believe you can somehow compete with us? I'd laugh but it would be too cruel, you highly overestimate yourselves and i would expect nothing less from dribbling fools.
Our offer is good for anyone seeking help, "real" help. It's necessary seeing as there are so many pathetic "merc" corps around that aren't capable of taking on any kind of valuable contract(pun intended to those posting in this thread).
But we're griefing people this very moment! Talk is cheap. |
 Fifth Horseman |
Posted - 2008.06.05 16:12:00 - [ 13]
A new day dawns, a new teenager beats his chest about how awesome he is.
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 Le Sabre Gallente The Dead Canary Mining Corporation Legion of Honor |
Posted - 2008.06.05 17:16:00 - [ 14]
I find it quite humbling that anyone would take time to help a newbie out. Especially since most people on these boards seem to think very little of new players. I'm a new player, so since thats the people the offer is aimed at and not the seasoned players, I would like to say a collective "Cheers chaps" on behalf of at least some of the newer guys.  This game has so many self-centered, opinionated, gob-sh***'s that have been playing far too long, that it really is refreshing to see someone actually do something nice without a secret agenda.  |
 Vhero'ushr Minmatar Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2008.06.05 19:24:00 - [ 15]
Edited by: Vhero''ushr on 05/06/2008 19:24:21 "deleted" |
 Erotic Irony 0bsession
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Posted - 2008.06.06 04:50:00 - [ 16]
this corp is going to fail in 4 weeks like everything else max and co touch, fat kids, quam, tri etc etc |
 Ovek Gallente Blood Covenant Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2008.06.06 16:32:00 - [ 17]
Originally by: Erotic Irony this corp is going to fail in 4 weeks like everything else max and co touch, fat kids, quam, tri etc etc
Yes but 4 weeks was the only amount of time we needed for people like you to remember us for another year. This corp has nothing to do with the ex-cosmic fusion hierachy and i don't really intend it too, as well they've all left the game. Don't be stupid on matters you know nothing about, average players have no place here. |
 Bleeshtar |
Posted - 2008.06.06 16:39:00 - [ 18]
Carol King makes me want to wretch  |
 Arazel Chainfire The Awakened Armada Apex United |
Posted - 2008.06.06 17:27:00 - [ 19]
... does this mean we can ask you to do us all a favor and clear out that cesspool that is rancer?  Cmon... it would really help the traders and all the nubs that go through there thinking "hey, its just a few jumps... right?"  -Arazel |