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Lucifer Fellblade
Evocati.
Posted - 2008.06.01 17:39:00 - [61]
 

Originally by: Sitthh
Originally by: Lucifer Fellblade
Originally by: Sitthh
Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 17:12:09
Originally by: Takis Shiro
Originally by: Sitthh
Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 16:17:15
Your lettin a noob alliance like black hand pwn you...ur right this thread is funny.


Bitter? C/D ?


...ur in a noob alliance and you think i'm bitter...lol get some more territory first then come talk to me. Lol at small time noobs.


Why don't you troll on your main? Oh wai... Pure have a no posting on forum policy.

Seriously, fighting a 50 man gang with a 10 man gang is something to be ashamed of?

Last I heard that was called having balls.

Lol my mains a merc, I go where the money is. I won't burn bridges on my main...thats what my alts for. Anyway, like I said before your small time, get some more territory/money/skills then come brag on the forums about ur leet alliance, till then keep gettin ownd you wanabe gangsters.


Avoid the content of the post and insult, troll sighted, go away.

Ayumi Sang
Posted - 2008.06.01 17:39:00 - [62]
 

Edited by: Ayumi Sang on 01/06/2008 17:41:23
Well its not as if she's gonne buy me GTC's to replace the damage. Its in a virtual world so it has no real world value. Even thou it does, because of the real world time spend.

TeufelsBeitrag
Bladerunners
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:01:00 - [63]
 

Originally by: Sitthh
Lol my mains a merc, I go where the money is. I won't burn bridges on my main...thats what my alts for. Anyway, like I said before your small time, get some more territory/money/skills then come brag on the forums about ur leet alliance, till then keep gettin ownd you wanabe gangsters.

Sry that I killed your autopiloting badger man. =(
Can I pay your merccorp to attack us? Im pretty rich you know.

Joe Starbreaker
M. Corp
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:07:00 - [64]
 

If I were your mother, knowing how many hours you waste on EVE, I'd pay mercs to grief you out of the game.

Heh, here's a new business idea... work as a mercenary for parents and bosses, take RL money to drive their RL children/employees out of the game.

Sitthh
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:13:00 - [65]
 

Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 18:14:34
Originally by: TeufelsBeitrag
Originally by: Sitthh
Lol my mains a merc, I go where the money is. I won't burn bridges on my main...thats what my alts for. Anyway, like I said before your small time, get some more territory/money/skills then come brag on the forums about ur leet alliance, till then keep gettin ownd you wanabe gangsters.

Sry that I killed your autopiloting badger man. =(
Can I pay your merccorp to attack us? Im pretty rich you know.

...lol comin from a noob who doesn't know how to fly a sac....hahahhahahah u got ownd...Oh and keep buying isk cause looks like you already lost 500mil worth lol.

Aeo IV
Amarr
Xomic OmniCorporation
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:13:00 - [66]
 

Not to sound like I'm supporting the OP or whatever, but it would be nice if the log off/close window buttons where visible when you're in the game. I remember when I fish played it took me 10 minutes of poking the around the window trying to find the log off button, until I asked in local.

:( it never occurred to me to press 'esc' for some reason.

Van Steiza
4 chan
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:15:00 - [67]
 

Edited by: Van Steiza on 01/06/2008 18:15:05
Originally by: Sitthh
Originally by: TeufelsBeitrag
Originally by: Sitthh
Lol my mains a merc, I go where the money is. I won't burn bridges on my main...thats what my alts for. Anyway, like I said before your small time, get some more territory/money/skills then come brag on the forums about ur leet alliance, till then keep gettin ownd you wanabe gangsters.

Sry that I killed your autopiloting badger man. =(
Can I pay your merccorp to attack us? Im pretty rich you know.

...lol comin from a noob who doesn't know how to fly a sac....hahahhahahah u got ownd...Oh and keep buying isk cause looks like you already lost 8bil worth lol.



Look at this guy hes the King of eve.....SIKE


Ur so afraid to post with ur main which is funny and you resort to using ur alt to post on forums.

Who hath no balls?

Yee!


AmIdoinItRite

Takis Shiro
Evocati.
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:16:00 - [68]
 

Edited by: Takis Shiro on 01/06/2008 18:17:55
Originally by: Van Steiza
Edited by: Van Steiza on 01/06/2008 18:15:05
Originally by: Sitthh
Originally by: TeufelsBeitrag
Originally by: Sitthh
Lol my mains a merc, I go where the money is. I won't burn bridges on my main...thats what my alts for. Anyway, like I said before your small time, get some more territory/money/skills then come brag on the forums about ur leet alliance, till then keep gettin ownd you wanabe gangsters.

Sry that I killed your autopiloting badger man. =(
Can I pay your merccorp to attack us? Im pretty rich you know.

...lol comin from a noob who doesn't know how to fly a sac....hahahhahahah u got ownd...Oh and keep buying isk cause looks like you already lost 8bil worth lol.



Look at this guy hes the King of eve.....SIKE


Ur so afraid to post with ur main which is funny and you resort to using ur alt to post on forums.

Who hath no balls?

Yee!


AmIdoinItRite


QFT

Edit:

So by my thinking you are either a bitter KIA alt, or a bitter CHAOS alt. Why don't you just name + shame yourself so we can hide behind alts and troll you too, looks like fun right?

Kyusoath Orillian
Haters Gonna Hate
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:16:00 - [69]
 

i would kill the stupid *****.

purely for touching my computer.

lesson : don't let women, children or idiots near your computer.

TeufelsBeitrag
Bladerunners
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:25:00 - [70]
 

Originally by: Sitthh
...lol comin from a noob who doesn't know how to fly a sac....hahahhahahah u got ownd...Oh and keep buying isk cause looks like you already lost 500mil worth lol.

You are trying to hard. My nanosacs are awesome and I lost 449,7mil in 8 month. So I still have enough isk to hire your merccorp, hit me up ingame. =)

(itt: Teufels getting trolled by own corpmember)

Sitthh
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:28:00 - [71]
 

geez van lose any more pods ur gonna run out (spam warp button and save your self embarasement). Anyway Black Hand your not gonna sit their and say your alliance is leet. Serouisly how many systems do you have, 2. Your a joke. Oh and guess what...ur not gangsters and your not in the mob. Jeez u roleplayers make me lol.

TeufelsBeitrag
Bladerunners
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:31:00 - [72]
 

Here, have some more attention. <3

Sitthh
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:36:00 - [73]
 

Edited by: Sitthh on 01/06/2008 18:41:56
Originally by: TeufelsBeitrag
Here, have some more attention. <3

Thanks ganster...oh I mean computer nerd.
edit:cant spell

Takis Shiro
Evocati.
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:37:00 - [74]
 

Originally by: Sitthh
Originally by: TeufelsBeitrag
Here, have some more attention. <3

Thanks ganster...oh I my computer nerd.


The arguments are strong in this one. So is his grasp of the English language.

Van Steiza
4 chan
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:42:00 - [75]
 

Originally by: Sitthh
geez van lose any more pods ur gonna run out (spam warp button and save your self embarasement). Anyway Black Hand your not gonna sit their and say your alliance is leet. Serouisly how many systems do you have, 2. Your a joke. Oh and guess what...ur not gangsters and your not in the mob. Jeez u roleplayers make me lol.


Loose pods lol? Yeh rite. Can check my KB if you want.


Here have so more attention <3 and a cookie I love you have my babies !!! xxxxx

Lucifer Fellblade
Evocati.
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:56:00 - [76]
 

Originally by: Sitthh
geez van lose any more pods ur gonna run out (spam warp button and save your self embarasement). Anyway Black Hand your not gonna sit their and say your alliance is leet. Serouisly how many systems do you have, 2. Your a joke. Oh and guess what...ur not gangsters and your not in the mob. Jeez u roleplayers make me lol.


If asking people to pay us money and them paying us, makes us roleplayers doesn't that make mercenary corps roleplayers aswell?

Sitthh
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:59:00 - [77]
 

Originally by: Lucifer Fellblade
Originally by: Sitthh
geez van lose any more pods ur gonna run out (spam warp button and save your self embarasement). Anyway Black Hand your not gonna sit their and say your alliance is leet. Serouisly how many systems do you have, 2. Your a joke. Oh and guess what...ur not gangsters and your not in the mob. Jeez u roleplayers make me lol.


If asking people to pay us money and them paying us, makes us roleplayers doesn't that make mercenary corps roleplayers aswell?


So ur sayin u guys r roleplayers..lol noobs.. anyway ima go play ut3 so i wont be readin ur response sooo.. I win. l8r

Tobias Sjodin
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.06.01 18:59:00 - [78]
 

OMG, let's get back on topic and stop feeding the trolls. It's unnecessary to detract further.

Ayumi Sang
Posted - 2008.06.01 19:23:00 - [79]
 

Maybe I should start a charity fund. Would anyone be willing to donate Rolling Eyes.


Tivookz
Caldari
Long Dong Corp
Intergalactic Exports Group
Posted - 2008.06.01 19:25:00 - [80]
 

100k isk sent to aid the poor.

Ayumi Sang
Posted - 2008.06.01 19:28:00 - [81]
 

Thank you. Much appreciated.

Hanneshannes
Posted - 2008.06.01 19:32:00 - [82]
 

On reason to always exit EvE when you leave the PC.

Smackles
Posted - 2008.06.01 19:54:00 - [83]
 

Originally by: Ayumi Sang
Maybe I should start a charity fund. Would anyone be willing to donate Rolling Eyes.




I would donate to a fund to kill your ships and pod over and over.Laughing

Takis Shiro
Evocati.
Posted - 2008.06.01 20:05:00 - [84]
 

Originally by: Smackles
Originally by: Ayumi Sang
Maybe I should start a charity fund. Would anyone be willing to donate Rolling Eyes.




I would donate to a fund to kill your ships and pod over and over.Laughing


Right here, i'll make sure it happens.

Karlemgne
Tides Of War
Posted - 2008.06.01 20:06:00 - [85]
 

I'm reminded of the Life of Brian.

"CCP, that last ship I lost to those anti-pirates was actually my wife piloting my ships without permission, please give me back my stuff."

"Oh, and the time before that I'd left my computer on and my cat jumped on my keyboard causing me to undock. I need that stuff back too."

"Wait, now that I think about it, the time before that my sister-in-law was messing with my computer while eve was open, and jumped my ship into high-sec. I need that back too."

"In fact, every ship loss I've ever had has been someone else's fault. Please reimburse me."


-

Karlemgne
Tides Of War
Posted - 2008.06.01 20:14:00 - [86]
 

I really truly call shinanigans on this whole story. When you think about it, it is kind of hard to undock your ship by "accident."

There is a specific button you have to push that is labeled undock, so for this story to be believable someone's mom would have had to come to a computer with eve open, and then get really lucky by just mousing over stuff and clicking randomly until the character undocked.

Tbfh, these "someone else was on my character (because I left the game open) and they got me killed" stories are a dime a dozen in every MMO community.


-K

Ayumi Sang
Posted - 2008.06.01 20:29:00 - [87]
 

Yeah I gues I just wasn't thinking when I undocked my Raven. Its funny how a setup that has over 80k effective hp manages to die because of 26k damage. Someone must have sabotaged my shields when before I undocked.

And the undock button only shows that it is undock if you hold your mouse over it a few seconds. I cant really blame my mom for pressing that button. Its the most obvious choice to exit the game. But deep inside I do ofcourse blame her.

Takis Shiro
Evocati.
Posted - 2008.06.01 20:43:00 - [88]
 

Originally by: Ayumi Sang
Yeah I gues I just wasn't thinking when I undocked my Raven. Its funny how a setup that has over 80k effective hp manages to die because of 26k damage. Someone must have sabotaged my shields when before I undocked.

And the undock button only shows that it is undock if you hold your mouse over it a few seconds. I cant really blame my mom for pressing that button. Its the most obvious choice to exit the game. But deep inside I do ofcourse blame her.


Can you explain how your Raven was not moving and 400k off the station nowhere near in line with the undock point ? I can't but it happened.

Ayumi Sang
Posted - 2008.06.01 20:51:00 - [89]
 

Edited by: Ayumi Sang on 01/06/2008 20:55:31
I have no idea...

But come on you cant be thinking I did this on purpose. You know what I lost and how.

Dr NOe
Posted - 2008.06.01 21:09:00 - [90]
 

i got one better cat kncoked something over. then as i went to cleanit up the cat jumped on the desk and undocked me.

when i told the other guys who killed me what happen they were laughing so hard they sent me ISK to replace it lol. It was Just to funny wish i kept the covo.

You guy have a Mole dont ya.
???
(Explain what cat did) LOLZ
Somthing like that.

Course Mr Pitters is not allowed in the computer room anymore. Very Happy


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