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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
Posted - 2008.05.30 11:56:00 - [241]
 

Edited by: Face Palmer on 30/05/2008 11:58:22
Originally by: thisiswrong
Open letter to Diana.


Dear beloved Diana.

I hearby apologize for involving you in this twist with different eve players
and I apologize for mentioning your work and that you would have participated in this
forum war with the other players. You have made it perfectly clear that you want to be neutral and for that I apologize. Please remember than I love you and that you are the love of my life. I promise to become better at keeping the house tidy and I promise to not roleplay when you are on the phone. I post this apology here because you said it was the only reason you would let me back into the house. Please let me come home.

yours eternally
Steve.


Please post links to pictures of Diana. I can type with one hand.

OMFG! 9 pages. Please CCP, can you end your dispute with the Union of Moderators so they can come back to work?

Molpadia Devaux
Minmatar
Excessive Intoxication
Posted - 2008.05.30 12:00:00 - [242]
 

This has gone on long enough.

Please Lock.

San Guine
Posted - 2008.05.30 12:27:00 - [243]
 

Meh, I'll bite.

Patronizing players who, unlike you, understood the consequences of high-sec podding by meassuring your 'RL' gadgets.

I don't need a golden watch to prove I'm doing a good job (nurse, no fat wallet, but love it), I don't need a big car to drive my ego around, demanding 'respect' for what I do ( '86 rusty car), I don't need a man to prove I'm worthy.
I'm a proud individual, raising my son alone for 10 years, not a dime to scratch, we're happy and healthy and certainly nothing could awake a flinch of jealousy compared to you.
Pathetic (sue me).

'When God ( or any creator you prefer) put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good *******'.

beor oranes
Caldari
The Capitalist Protectorate
Mad Scientists
Posted - 2008.05.30 12:30:00 - [244]
 

This thread delivers!!

I'm banned from ALL highsec, you think you have it bad...

JamnOne
Amarr
Posted - 2008.05.30 12:40:00 - [245]
 

Edited by: JamnOne on 30/05/2008 12:44:57
Ok - after reading "Open Letter Diana" it is now time to ask CCP to lock this thread. It not fun anymore.

Todd Doughnut
Posted - 2008.05.30 13:22:00 - [246]
 

I injured my hand when I spent the weekend in Brasil at my secret underground **** dungeon. Luckily my wives are those chicks from Charlies Angels, they will help me with my hand..and destroy my enemies in lowesec!


Also, when are ccp going to do something about ALL THE SHOOTING BACK that goes on? Its like these ships have minds of their own or something.


MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
Posted - 2008.05.30 13:41:00 - [247]
 

Quote:
I injured my hand when I spendt the weekend in mexico at my private resort rafting. It will become better again and my spelling will improve. Oh whats that, I cant hear you, are you jealous?


What is special about a rafting trip?

and what now your wife has broken up with you?

well sorry but maybe now you'll learn some reqect :P well that minus the fact that your not a real person and this is all a game :P

you really don't think ANYONE in here is failing for your life story right?

we all know your most likely I'd say 21-23 and you have or just broke up with your girl friend.

or else you'd post your facebook account.

which doesn't exist.

oh and I too have a piravte astate by a river good for rafting, my boy scout troop built it for free form wood we gathered and bought our selfs.

It was hard work but it stores our rafts, and We even added a basement for food!. It has 3 three tier bunkbeds, and a table. it even has a light blub that we can hook up a generator too!

Every time we go back it's awesome to know we build our little boat home :)

Adonis 4174
Posted - 2008.05.30 13:55:00 - [248]
 

Doubleyou tee eff?

The troll just got funnier.

Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
Posted - 2008.05.30 14:00:00 - [249]
 

That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss fräuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly.


Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills.

Hearts bane
Posted - 2008.05.30 14:05:00 - [250]
 

Originally by: Quelque Chose
That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss fräuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly.


Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills.


Really? Wow! I survived a lightning strike too, because I'm so tough. The OP talks about having a masters degree to get into a nuclear shelter, that's nothing. I'm so tough doctors agree I could survive anything short of a direct nuclear strike. That's why I play Eve, I get to feel the vulnerability I never suffer from in the real world.

Face Palmer
Republic Military School
Posted - 2008.05.30 14:20:00 - [251]
 

Originally by: Hearts bane
Originally by: Quelque Chose
That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss fräuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly.


Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills.


Really? Wow! I survived a lightning strike too, because I'm so tough. The OP talks about having a masters degree to get into a nuclear shelter, that's nothing. I'm so tough doctors agree I could survive anything short of a direct nuclear strike. That's why I play Eve, I get to feel the vulnerability I never suffer from in the real world.


Thats nothing, I survived 2 yes TWO supernovas and I'm married to several supermodels. This can directly be attributed to my l33tness as I child (I was a highly decorated boy-scout y'know!) and the size of my peen.

I also own floating sky-castle built by my army of warrior-pixies.

Did I mention my peen?

AltBier
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2008.05.30 14:23:00 - [252]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
I injured my hand when I spendt the weekend in mexico at my private resort rafting. It will become better again and my spelling will improve. Oh whats that, I cant hear you, are you jealous?

Serious question: Are you a compulsive lier?
Serious suggestion: Get help.
Confused

Todd Doughnut
Posted - 2008.05.30 14:29:00 - [253]
 

I ate 14 dolphins once. PLus another 2 dolphins I didnt tell you about.
Do I win five pounds?

Blutreiter
Amarr
Pelennor Swarm
G00DFELLAS
Posted - 2008.05.30 14:35:00 - [254]
 

Originally by: Todd Doughnut
I ate 14 dolphins once. PLus another 2 dolphins I didnt tell you about.
Do I win five pounds?

Five pounds meat?

Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
Posted - 2008.05.30 14:40:00 - [255]
 

Originally by: Blutreiter
Originally by: Todd Doughnut
I ate 14 dolphins once. PLus another 2 dolphins I didnt tell you about.
Do I win five pounds?

Five pounds meat?


Clearly, five pounds of beluga caviar.

By the by, Todd Doughnut... is that Todd Doughnut of the Oxfordshire Doughnuts or the Binghamton Doughnuts? One of your cousins may have been a boarding school chum of mine. Cool

PI Staker
Posted - 2008.05.30 15:48:00 - [256]
 

anyone ever consider that this is a dev doing this to judge our reactions?

Valkazm
Amarr
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2008.05.30 15:58:00 - [257]
 

op has no corp history and 0.0 sec status obvious troll since why would you post with an alt if you were quitting anyway ..

JamnOne
Amarr
Posted - 2008.05.30 15:59:00 - [258]
 

Originally by: PI Staker
anyone ever consider that this is a dev doing this to judge our reactions?
What would be the point...

Jin Shugo
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2008.05.30 16:19:00 - [259]
 

pics of lawyer wife plz. then i will help you. bikini if you can manage it.

Element 22
Gallente
Posted - 2008.05.30 16:19:00 - [260]
 

OMG Shocked the devs are doing this to weed out the dissenters and the trouble makers!

SHEEPLE you have let it get this far, the jackbooted devs are coming!

Run for your lives ExclamationExclamationExclamationExclamation

(/channeling reddit)
(/tinfoil hat)

Face Palmer
Republic Military School
Posted - 2008.05.30 16:21:00 - [261]
 

Originally by: Jin Shugo
pics of lawyer wife plz. then i will help you. bikini if you can manage it.


^^ This

*Opens a beer and a box of Kleenex*


Corpsecrow
Posted - 2008.05.30 17:00:00 - [262]
 

To OP...RTFM

searess
Posted - 2008.05.30 17:10:00 - [263]
 

As Mr T from the " A Team " would say

Shut up CRAZY fool

Jonathos
The Scope
Posted - 2008.05.30 17:15:00 - [264]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
Open letter to Diana.


Dear beloved Diana.

I hearby apologize for involving you in this twist with different eve players
and I apologize for mentioning your work and that you would have participated in this
forum war with the other players. You have made it perfectly clear that you want to be neutral and for that I apologize. Please remember than I love you and that you are the love of my life. I promise to become better at keeping the house tidy and I promise to not roleplay when you are on the phone. I post this apology here because you said it was the only reason you would let me back into the house. Please let me come home.

yours eternally
Steve.


This thrad just hit awesomeness LVL 5.

Wet Ferret
Posted - 2008.05.30 17:17:00 - [265]
 

This is a first... lol

MirrorGod
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.30 17:19:00 - [266]
 

Edited by: MirrorGod on 30/05/2008 17:19:23
Can I subscribe to your newsletter? Please?

Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Kumovi
The G0dfathers
Posted - 2008.05.30 17:22:00 - [267]
 

I endorse this product/service/whatever.

theteck
Posted - 2008.05.30 17:30:00 - [268]
 

lol omg


Iloni Atoriandra
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2008.05.30 17:35:00 - [269]
 

Had to skip to the end as iv got an appointment now and cant read it all yet but this is my fav thread of the day.

As long as you think that this guy is a real ****** and not a troll then this is hilarious.

The fact its really a troll makes me sad there are people so desperate for attention so im going to close my eyes and pretend he is for real and laugh at the 12yr old dumbass a bit more Twisted Evil

Princess Jodi
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2008.05.30 17:40:00 - [270]
 

I LOVE the letter to Diana!

I'm very happily invoking my Willing Suspension of Disbelief, just so I can believe that the OP is truly not a Troll.


Because what we have just seen is a pompus ass go from flaunting his supposed RL as better than everyone elses (Even to the point he would be hand-picked for survival in a Nuclear War!), to a *****-whipped moron who's locked out of his own house!

Oh, a little tip for the OP: Your loving lawyer wife will take EVERYTHING you've ever earned,and all you'll earn in the future, when she divorces your ass. That goes for your little diaper-rat Toto too! After all, I heard she was good.

Yet in spite of all that, he's still believing that his little security-status issue deserves all the energy he's pouring into convincing us that CCP wronged him.


Please-please-please not be a Troll!


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