Posted - 2008.05.30 11:56:00 - [241]

 

Edited by: Face Palmer on 30/05/2008 11:58:22

Originally by: thisiswrong

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Open letter to Diana.


Dear beloved Diana.

I hearby apologize for involving you in this twist with different eve players
and I apologize for mentioning your work and that you would have participated in this
forum war with the other players. You have made it perfectly clear that you want to be neutral and for that I apologize. Please remember than I love you and that you are the love of my life. I promise to become better at keeping the house tidy and I promise to not roleplay when you are on the phone. I post this apology here because you said it was the only reason you would let me back into the house. Please let me come home.

yours eternally
Steve.

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Please post links to pictures of Diana. I can type with one hand.

OMFG! 9 pages. Please CCP, can you end your dispute with the Union of Moderators so they can come back to work?

Posted - 2008.05.30 12:27:00 - [243]

 

Meh, I'll bite.

Patronizing players who, unlike you, understood the consequences of high-sec podding by meassuring your 'RL' gadgets.

I don't need a golden watch to prove I'm doing a good job (nurse, no fat wallet, but love it), I don't need a big car to drive my ego around, demanding 'respect' for what I do ( '86 rusty car), I don't need a man to prove I'm worthy.
I'm a proud individual, raising my son alone for 10 years, not a dime to scratch, we're happy and healthy and certainly nothing could awake a flinch of jealousy compared to you.
Pathetic (sue me).

'When God ( or any creator you prefer) put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good *******'.

Posted - 2008.05.30 12:40:00 - [245]

 

Edited by: JamnOne on 30/05/2008 12:44:57
Ok - after reading "Open Letter Diana" it is now time to ask CCP to lock this thread. It not fun anymore.

Posted - 2008.05.30 13:41:00 - [247]

 

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I injured my hand when I spendt the weekend in mexico at my private resort rafting. It will become better again and my spelling will improve. Oh whats that, I cant hear you, are you jealous?

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What is special about a rafting trip?

and what now your wife has broken up with you?

well sorry but maybe now you'll learn some reqect :P well that minus the fact that your not a real person and this is all a game :P

you really don't think ANYONE in here is failing for your life story right?

we all know your most likely I'd say 21-23 and you have or just broke up with your girl friend.

or else you'd post your facebook account.

which doesn't exist.

oh and I too have a piravte astate by a river good for rafting, my boy scout troop built it for free form wood we gathered and bought our selfs.

It was hard work but it stores our rafts, and We even added a basement for food!. It has 3 three tier bunkbeds, and a table. it even has a light blub that we can hook up a generator too!

Every time we go back it's awesome to know we build our little boat home :)

Posted - 2008.05.30 14:00:00 - [249]

 

That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss fräuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly.


Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills.

Posted - 2008.05.30 14:20:00 - [251]

 

Originally by: Hearts bane

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Originally by: Quelque Chose

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That's nothing. I injured both my ponderous junk and my internasal septum snorting yayo and banging swiss fräuleins on the roof of my private chalet in Biarritz when from a clear blue sky as it were I was struck by a bolt of lightning. According to my personal physician, had it not been for the insulating effects of the jimmy hat I fortunately happened to be wearing at the time I wouldn't be here today to make this post at all -- much less spell it correctly.


Let this be a lesson to you, kids: unsafe sex kills.

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Really? Wow! I survived a lightning strike too, because I'm so tough. The OP talks about having a masters degree to get into a nuclear shelter, that's nothing. I'm so tough doctors agree I could survive anything short of a direct nuclear strike. That's why I play Eve, I get to feel the vulnerability I never suffer from in the real world.

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Thats nothing, I survived 2 yes TWO supernovas and I'm married to several supermodels. This can directly be attributed to my l33tness as I child (I was a highly decorated boy-scout y'know!) and the size of my peen.

I also own floating sky-castle built by my army of warrior-pixies.

Did I mention my peen?

Posted - 2008.05.30 14:29:00 - [253]

 

I ate 14 dolphins once. PLus another 2 dolphins I didnt tell you about.
Do I win five pounds?

Posted - 2008.05.30 14:40:00 - [255]

 

Originally by: Blutreiter

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Originally by: Todd Doughnut

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I ate 14 dolphins once. PLus another 2 dolphins I didnt tell you about.
Do I win five pounds?

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Five pounds meat?

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Clearly, five pounds of beluga caviar.

By the by, Todd Doughnut... is that Todd Doughnut of the Oxfordshire Doughnuts or the Binghamton Doughnuts? One of your cousins may have been a boarding school chum of mine.

Posted - 2008.05.30 15:58:00 - [257]

 

op has no corp history and 0.0 sec status obvious troll since why would you post with an alt if you were quitting anyway ..

Posted - 2008.05.30 16:19:00 - [259]

 

pics of lawyer wife plz. then i will help you. bikini if you can manage it.

Posted - 2008.05.30 16:21:00 - [261]

 

Originally by: Jin Shugo

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pics of lawyer wife plz. then i will help you. bikini if you can manage it.

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^^ This

*Opens a beer and a box of Kleenex*

Posted - 2008.05.30 17:10:00 - [263]

 

As Mr T from the " A Team " would say

Shut up CRAZY fool

Posted - 2008.05.30 17:17:00 - [265]

 

This is a first... lol

Posted - 2008.05.30 17:22:00 - [267]

 

I endorse this product/service/whatever.

Posted - 2008.05.30 17:35:00 - [269]

 

Had to skip to the end as iv got an appointment now and cant read it all yet but this is my fav thread of the day.

As long as you think that this guy is a real ****** and not a troll then this is hilarious.

The fact its really a troll makes me sad there are people so desperate for attention so im going to close my eyes and pretend he is for real and laugh at the 12yr old dumbass a bit more