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Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
Posted - 2008.05.29 10:57:00 - [181]
 

Originally by: Adonis 4174
People are still posting here?


That's what I said; consequently I'm going to have to award this a 10/10... 6 pages and people are still posting essays, this guy's got Mad Skillz(tm).

My favorite part personally has got to be "I'm going to have my wife sue you." I don't think I could think of a more effete threat if I spent all day working on it; in fact I may have to steal that one some time, although I'm thinking replacing wife with mom or girlfriend might kick it up a notch. Cool

masternerdguy
Gallente
Meerkat Maner
Posted - 2008.05.29 10:59:00 - [182]
 

omg lol page 7!
7!

Helplessandlost
Minmatar
H A V O C
Minor Threat.
Posted - 2008.05.29 11:20:00 - [183]
 

I looked at this whole thread and still don't see pics of the wife Sad

Father Dibbles
Aliastra
Posted - 2008.05.29 11:25:00 - [184]
 

Originally by: Helplessandlost
I looked at this whole thread and still don't see pics of the wife Sad

She dresses and looks how you want her to

thisiswrong
Posted - 2008.05.29 11:39:00 - [185]
 

Originally by: MotherMoon

you get really mad at people that don't respect you I bet.


Ofcorse I get mad when people dont respect me. I'm not paying for getting disrespected. If I wanted disrespect I would quit my job and become a looser.

Quote:

Your the 40 year old adult that throws a temper tantrum at a resteruat when his food is cold because you paid for it so it better be hot and it's not so I'm going to freak out. You ever just try saying "hey, waiter, my food is cold, could you heat it up for me? or make me a new plate?"


Theres nothing wrong with asking for what you paid for!!!

Quote:

a GAME, of spaceships.



That I pay for.

Quote:

Also saying things like
"my wife will sue you"
and
"I ride my hummer to school becuase I'm stylish"

are about as immature statements as humanly possible.


Please dont be so shallow. I posted about my car and wife simply because I wanted people to know that I'm a man of success and I deserve recognition for it. Would you ever bother listening to what a homeless person would say?

Quote:

NOW! as for your issue, sec stat is put in the game so that if you want to pod someone and/or shoot other people, you pay the price. You are labeled a criminal until you prove by running missions and ratting that you are in fact safe to be trusted around the empires space.

So open the market window, find a trading hub in .5, and run missions or rat in low sec until your trusted again.

A mature player could handle this, and a married man should be mature... then again you do gloat about driving your child in a hummer...

well I'll have to call troll, but I posted anyways, have a nice day.

Also post with your main, then maybe if you came off as "Oh man I messed up I didn't know this would happen!"

people would of sent you ships and help and maybe even took you into their corp to help you back up.



It's funny how you "call troll" as all you really did was to let your envy of my success shine through.

thisiswrong
Posted - 2008.05.29 11:41:00 - [186]
 

Originally by: Mica Swanhaven
Quote:
How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.


No one that says anything like this has wife.

Nor have they possibly ever gotten laid.

I mean really a married man? your age? why would you care?




Guess how I met my wife, genious! Heres a hint: it was on-line.


Rafael Tonka
Telsa inc
Waterboard
Posted - 2008.05.29 11:56:00 - [187]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong


Guess how I met my wife, genious! Heres a hint: it was on-line.



Ask your wife to do the spell check next time genius!Embarassed

If you spent as much time reading about eve as you obviously did reading your wife's statistics online then I'm quite sure you would have realised this security status thing existed before you went and attacked people. In fact, the 1st time you tried to attack you would have had a warning that your actions would have an effect on your security status which could restrict your movements in hi-sec areas of the game.Rolling Eyes

Heaven help your poor lawyer wife when you find she's not 100% understandable too!Laughing

This is one of the funniest threads I've seen on the eve forums for ages Smile
Can't believe that you really do believe that you should be compensated for your stupidity! Go on, tell us that you're really serious ugh

Ishitar senpai
Caldari
Posted - 2008.05.29 11:58:00 - [188]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Mica Swanhaven
Quote:
How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.


No one that says anything like this has wife.

Nor have they possibly ever gotten laid.

I mean really a married man? your age? why would you care?




Guess how I met my wife, genious! Heres a hint: it was on-line.




Sigh... pixels don't count. Nobody told you this?

p1ngp0ng
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
Posted - 2008.05.29 12:26:00 - [189]
 

Hummer
Facebook leet
Bronze Medal

Arrow Small pewpew

I see a pattern evolving here. Laughing

WA Dragon
Caldari
108 Field Squadron RM RE
Posted - 2008.05.29 12:33:00 - [190]
 

Just give a thought to the players you podded they lost stuff as well why should you be allowed to get away with murder scot free. Funny post thanks for putting a smile on my face.Very Happy

Face Palmer
Republic Military School
Posted - 2008.05.29 12:50:00 - [191]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Mica Swanhaven
Quote:
How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.


No one that says anything like this has wife.

Nor have they possibly ever gotten laid.

I mean really a married man? your age? why would you care?




Guess how I met my wife, genious! Heres a hint: it was on-line.




Post links to 'wife' pics or GTFO.

(Lara Croft doesn't count BTW Wink )

masternerdguy
Gallente
Meerkat Maner
Posted - 2008.05.29 13:50:00 - [192]
 

lol you met ur wife online.....
nooby.....Wink

Tiirae
The 5th Freedom
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2008.05.29 14:40:00 - [193]
 

I just can't pick between this guy and the other recent idiot who reported CCP up his military chain of command for fraud after he lost GTC-sourced ISK by getting scammed in-game.

Somehow we need to contrive a situation where these two argue against each other for some sort of prize.


Pliskkenn
Minmatar
Veto Corp
Posted - 2008.05.29 14:41:00 - [194]
 

Originally by: masternerdguy
lol you met ur wife online.....
nooby.....Wink


Well it's marginally better than a phonecall entailing "Suprise I'm pregnant" and hastily selling your soul away.

Anariel Andurill
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
Posted - 2008.05.29 14:51:00 - [195]
 

which mod let this get to 7 pages?! :(

Face Palmer
Republic Military School
Posted - 2008.05.29 14:51:00 - [196]
 

Edited by: Face Palmer on 29/05/2008 14:52:28
Originally by: Tiirae
I just can't pick between this guy and the other recent idiot who reported CCP up his military chain of command for fraud after he lost GTC-sourced ISK by getting scammed in-game.

Somehow we need to contrive a situation where these two argue against each other for some sort of prize.




Yeah, that one was priceless.

I think the only prize they would want would be a sticky for their epic thread.

Of course, one could be the alt of the other.......

Edit: Oh and this:

Originally by: Anariel Andurill
which mod let this get to 7 pages?! :(


Amarant'h
Posted - 2008.05.29 14:54:00 - [197]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!


Welcome to Europe. We dont sue everyone here.. Thanks for the laughter.

Blind Jhon
Posted - 2008.05.29 15:01:00 - [198]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! I PAY CCP GAMES to play this game and I'm expecting them to fix my sec status. My wife is a lawer and shes good!


knock knock convo from

WIFE NOW !!!

LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Blind Jhon
Posted - 2008.05.29 15:03:00 - [199]
 

Edited by: Blind Jhon on 29/05/2008 15:03:50
double post

RaTTuS
BIG
Gentlemen's Agreement
Posted - 2008.05.29 15:27:00 - [200]
 

thanks for giving me this thread to read.Laughing

It's now time for me to do some workugh

Empyre
Chaotic Balance
Posted - 2008.05.29 18:37:00 - [201]
 

Originally by: Mica Swanhaven
Quote:
How many autographs have you signed lately eh? I'm in the top 5000 on facebook when it comes to number of friends.


No one that says anything like this has wife.

Nor have they possibly ever gotten laid.

I mean really a married man? your age? why would you care?


travel the world a bit if you don't see it in your home town. a lot of girls will do anything (or anyone) for some financial support and a little recognition, positive or otherwise.

thisiswrong
Posted - 2008.05.29 18:44:00 - [202]
 

Originally by: Empyre


travel the world a bit if you don't see it in your home town. a lot of girls will do anything (or anyone) for some financial support and a little recognition, positive or otherwise.



Thats true. My wife chose me because I'm a winner. I'm alpha male.

Amaron Ghant
Caldari
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
Posted - 2008.05.29 18:47:00 - [203]
 

Originally by: thisiswrong
Originally by: Empyre


travel the world a bit if you don't see it in your home town. a lot of girls will do anything (or anyone) for some financial support and a little recognition, positive or otherwise.



Thats true. My wife chose me because I'm a winner. I'm alpha male.


and using a female avatar.

Element 22
Gallente
Posted - 2008.05.29 19:13:00 - [204]
 

We get it, you're a young man, confused about his sexuality and place in the world. You want to be respected, and you're afraid that your organ is too small to pleasure a woman.

How did you guess you wonder? Well, your posts give you away, you try hard, but you try too hard. You are giving yourself things that in your mind confer power, respect, and sexual prowess. But it's ok, time will change most things and we, the loving, caring, eve community will help you grow.

Now, much as one person's sig (please speak up when you read this, it truly is lovly) says: "Respect is given freely, and taken grudgingly, only when necessary" (paraphrased). It's ok to not understand everything and be wrong. And it is ok to bring up issues you have with certain game parts, that's partly why the forums are here.

Now, we can give you many things here, respect, a kind place where people will listen and give good, well thought out advice, and of course ships, isk, and courses in how to fly said ship if you only ask. We cannot give you a bigger organ, for one, I don't think anyone is willing to give up theirs (I for one am certainly not, sorry).

But also you may be pleasantly surprised to find out that you weren't as small as you thought you were. The ones in the movies are hired for specifically that reason and are far above normal. Many women don't even like the idea of something that big. And even if it does turn out that you are on the shady side of the bell-curve, you can put that mouth of yours to good use. Remember, women always appreciate cunning linguists.

Princess Jodi
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2008.05.29 19:30:00 - [205]
 

Troll or not, I'm now a complete fan of thisiswrong!

We are being provided with:

- Idiocy beyond bounds in the initial post.
- Superiority Complex from a Fool.
- Threats of legal action from 'my online mail-order bride'
- References to RL which somehow are supposed to prove that RL goods means he's right about Internet Spaceship Game rules.
- Righetous Indignation about an imagined slight in a GAME.
- Continuious retorts by the OP, each time escalating his pathetic desire to be respected by our online community.
- Complete blindness about such things as Consequences for Your Actions.

This guy deserves a seat beside the greatest fools of all time! Lo! For he hath ascended to the right hand of the Scirus! (spelling...ya know the Honor Tank guy.)

I'd write more, but I gotta go get a Hummer from this hooker dressed as a Lawyer who is gonna spank me for wearing a diaper.







Saju Somtaaw
Kagan-Kincaid Enterprises
Posted - 2008.05.29 20:02:00 - [206]
 

Edited by: Saju Somtaaw on 29/05/2008 20:03:33
I think the mods are laughing so hard they can't hit the lock button...Or maybe they are enjoying his "intelligence" as much as we areLaughing I'll probably end up saving this with another collection of "intelligence" from another forum, where the guy called us immature for not giving him our CD-Keys as he got a pirated copy of the game for his birthday from a friend.

edit:and before calling me immature/uncaring/etc check my in-game bio(hint: it's in nice bold letter up top...)

LongHong Dong
Posted - 2008.05.29 20:03:00 - [207]
 

Please do not spam the forums. ~Saint

Armoured C
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2008.05.29 21:12:00 - [208]
 

pics of the wife

the wife =P

that right she doesn't exist

RP is for ingame not RL Cool

Bahhs Deep
Posted - 2008.05.29 21:20:00 - [209]
 

NCC is that you? LAWLS Twisted Evil

Armoured C
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2008.05.29 21:26:00 - [210]
 

bet on if this get to page 10 Question


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